You Owe Me Your Draft

You Owe Me Your Draft summary:

Can a draft be eaten: Did you order the takeout to my house? Thanks.
Selective blindness: Draft!
Can a draft be eaten: Next time order the beef brisket noodles. I don’t like sour vegetables.
Selective blindness: Draft!
Can a draft be eaten: Oh, can you help me hire a household helper? My clothes are still soaking in a pail of face-wash like substance.
Selective blindness: Draft!
Can a draft be eaten:… this must be automatic reply. When you return and see this, also call a mechanic for me. My washing machine at home has been spoilt for a long time.
Selective blindness: Can you be even more shameless? Can you can you can you? Draft you jerk!
Can a draft be eaten: How difficult is it to make a telephone call. I need to concentrate on writing my draft.