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That Jules Verne antic.i.p.ated all the great modern inventions.
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That a man is always a much heartier eater than a woman.
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That all the girls in Mr. Ziegfeld's "Follies" are extraordinarily seductive, and that at least 40 head of bank cashiers are annually guilty of tapping the till in order to buy them diamonds and Russian sables.
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That a college soph.o.m.ore is always a complete ignoramus.
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That rubbers in wet weather are a preventive of colds.
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That if one eats oysters in a month not containing an "r," one is certain to get ptomaine poisoning.
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That a woman with a 7-1/2-C foot always tries to squeeze it into a 4-1/2-A shoe.
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That no shop girl ever reads anything but Laura Jean Libbey and the cheap s.e.x magazines.
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That there is something peculiar about a man who wears a red tie.
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That all Bolsheviki and Anarchists have whiskers.
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That all the millionaires of Pittsburgh are very loud fellows, and raise merry h.e.l.l with the chorus girls every time they go to New York.
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That a man of fifty-five is always more experienced than a man of thirty-five.
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That new Bermuda potatoes come from Bermuda.
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That the boy who regularly stands at the foot of his cla.s.s in school always turns out in later life to be very successful.
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That the ornamental daggers fashioned out of one hundred dollars' worth of Chinese coins strung together, which one buys in Pekin or Hong Kong for three dollars and a quarter, are fashioned out of one hundred dollars' worth of Chinese coins.
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That it is hard to find any one in Hoboken, N.J., who can speak English.
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That the head-waiter in a fashionable restaurant has better manners than any other man in the place.
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That a girl always likes best the man who is possessed of a cavalier politeness.
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That the most comfortable room conceivable is one containing a great big open fireplace.
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That brunettes are more likely to grow stout in later years than blondes.
