I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 315 – A Brother’s Dignity

I got a high score of 550 on the punching machine.

“d.a.m.n.” Xiong YaoYue was stunned by my score, “Did you take v.i.a.g.r.a?”

Don’t be so vulgar in front of my sister.

Xiong YaoYue tried to teach Ai Mi multiple times how to throw a punch, but it didn’t raise her score at all. Her score actually began to deteriorate and she experienced a record low score of 9.

Xiong YaoYue thought for a moment before she picked up Ai Mi from behind so she could use her legs to kick the target. Since the cashier lady already received a tip from Ai Mi previously, she turned a blind eye.

It’s fine you girls are playing around, but don’t forget Ai Mi is wearing a one-piece dress. Her underwear was revealed when she did a high kick. Today, she was wearing pure white panties with a bow knot befitting of a loli. Can you please stop tempting me with your underwear, I really want to act properly as an older brother for once.

I suddenly remembered the egg in my pocket. Did the egg break because of the punch I threw earlier?

I felt it and it was still whole. Just in case, I wrapped the egg in a napkin as an extra layer of insulation.

Sorry gramps, you only said I have to carry it everywhere, but you never said I can’t wrap it. I think it’s already good enough I didn’t wrap it in cotton.

Ai Mi was finally satisfied and stopped playing after she scored 101 with the a.s.sistance of Xiong YaoYue and the stool.

“What does ‘show off’ mean?” Ai Mi pointed to the words on Xiong YaoYue’s T-shirt.

“Um…” Xiong YaoYue racked her brains for a bit, “It’s a saying from the northeast. Have you seen Zhao Benshan‘s skits?”

Ai Mi shook her head with a vacant expression.

Thus Xiong YaoYue sent me a request for help with her eyes. As Mencius once said, “The trouble with people is that they are too eager to a.s.sume the role of a teacher”. Personally, I love to lecture others, so I went over to explain:

“To show off basically means to flaunt. For example, a wealthy person would flaunt their wealth or a good looking person would flaunt their appearance… basically do things they shouldn’t, so they’re labeled as show-offs.”

Ai Mi pouted with discontent.

“Manservant, are you mocking me? When did I flaunt my money or looks? I don’t care about other people’s opinions!”

Hey, I wasn’t talking about you. I thought I was making a common example, but was I subconsciously telling Ai Mi to restrain her actions?

Xiong YaoYue stepped out to mediate: “Siblings shouldn’t fight.”

I turned pale: “How… did you know…”

Xiong YaoYue paused: “Didn’t you say she was a relative’s child, then wouldn’t you guys be cousins?”

Ai Mi clicked her tongue, “Who’s his cousin…”

d.a.m.n, why are you looking down on me with those eyes? Once the truth gets revealed, I’ll make you lower your head and call me brother a hundred times.

Ai Mi purposely gave me the cold shoulder and began chatting with Xiong YaoYue.

They talked about things like whether PSY has any relations with Zhao Benshan, or if the Chinese or American government got their hands on alien corpses.

While they were chatting, Xiong YaoYue complained about how her underwear was stolen off her balcony the day before yesterday.

“Dong Shan City is full of perverts. It was sportswear, it didn’t even have any patterns, and they could still use it to rub one out?”

“It’s that d.a.m.n underwear thief again. I thought he died since we didn’t hear any news about him for a couple of weeks. I heard he always wears an outdoor jacket and can scale buildings with his bare hands… I really don’t understand the allure of women’s underwear, he should just go get a girlfriend.”

When Xiong YaoYue was criticizing how men love women’s underwear, Ai Mi looked at me with a strange smile.

Why are you smiling at me? Did you learn how to read minds like Obama? I’m not the same as the underwear thief. The thief is doing it to jack off while I’m doing it for money. He can steal anyone’s underwear, but I can only steal my sister’s underwear!

Xiong YaoYue would have never been able to guess that the underwear thief was the boss of, Tang Jiang, the taekwondo member she almost got into a fight with.

He’s a boss and the young master of the Taekwondo dojo, people often call him master Xu Shao.

But I don’t any evidence, so it’s only a speculation. I’ll arouse the police if I go over there and try to catch him, and Constable Ma is just waiting for the day when I cause trouble.

By the way, did this underwear thief already steal Ai Mi’s underwear?

No, he couldn’t have. Peng TouSi already said Ai Mi’s underwear was watched closely and destroyed when it wasn’t needed. There’s no way the thief could get past that many bodyguards.

But I can’t underestimate him. As an underwear collector, he will probably do anything to get his hands on underwear he’s laid his eyes on.

Does that mean I have a compet.i.tor to fight for the prized underwear?

It makes me angry when he’s causing me so much trouble.

Just you wait, I won’t lose. I’m betting on my dignity as an older brother, I will never let my sister’s underwear fall into the hands of others…

When Xiong YaoYue said someone broke onto her balcony and stole her underwear, Ai Mi asked:

“Why didn’t you shoot him?”

Xiong YaoYue didn’t know whether to cry or laugh: “Where would I get a gun? Chinese citizens don’t carry guns.”

Ai Mi exclaimed, “Oh, I forgot you guys lived in a dictatorship, how pitiful.”

Don’t randomly denounce us as a dictatorship! I don’t think America is superior to China in terms of gun control. Do you really want China to have as many school shootings as America?

Speaking of school shootings, I thought of the cla.s.s leader. Xiong YaoYue was wrong about Chinese people not owning guns, I mean the cla.s.s leader has one. What’s the point of keeping that old gun, is she going to use it to shoot a disloyal boyfriend?

When they were speaking about underwear, Ai Mi made a suggestion to visit the fourth floor’s clothing area. She even said, “Winnie, I’ll help you buy any underwear you like.”

“Eh.” Xiong YaoYue was still surprised even when she knew Ai Mi came from a rich family, “How could I let a child buy things for me?”

Ai Mi immediately frowned, “Who’s a child! I’m already an adult! I’m giving you a tip because you spent time with me, are you looking down on me?”

“No, no.” Xiong YaoYue waved both her hands with a smile, “I like taking advantage of others. If you’re giving me a tip, then I’ll willingly be your dog.”