My Multiverse Trip 348 348. Plans.

With a pop we are easily inside.

There's a white haired man that kind of looks like an odd archer from fate talking to everyone.

"The bitto are successfully draining soul energy all around the city. Soon we will have enough energy to attack soul society. However for this to work we would need a quincy to help us out. Our bodies are different and don't adjust well to the change of soul society." Th man says to everyone in the room.

"So why is everyone going there I mean what exactly is the point?" I ask.

"The point is that there are millions of souls we can feast on and we can get rid of soul society for hunting us down all these years." He says with a firm look.

"Ah you do know that sounds like a terrible idea right? I mean there's like 8 bounts in total and they just recently got like 10 new captain cla.s.s individuals If not more and also there was recently a restructuring and the whole central 46 and most of the n.o.bles were killed off by some traitor." I point out.

"You make a valid point however they don't know that we can use summons and this might be able to take them off gaurd. As for the other information how did you get this?"

"Well this may seem a bit silly really but I've been a captain there this whole time. I even got the fancy coat." I show off my squad 5 captain hiaori. "It's really comfy it keeps me cool in hot weather and warm in cool weather I did have to have mom sew on some pockets though. I mean really who doesn't want pockets?" I pull out a bag of sour patch kids and toss some in my mouth as everyone just stares at me.

"I forgot to mention I killed off all your weird mosquitos soooo. No more soul juice for you guys." There's a woosh of wind as someone tries to take my head off with a blade.

"My how rude." I duck under the weapon.

"How did you get inside soul reaper? This mansion has seals that should tell me when intruders appear." the white haired man glared at me.

"Teleportation kinda makes that stuff useless." I point out.

"So soul society thinks only 1 captain and some little girls can bring the bount down?" He sneers.

"To be fair I could fully destroy soul society by myself and you guys are kind of just like garbage monster summoners. I just came out for a walk." I say still stuffing candy in my mouth.

"You bring down soul society by yourself? Are you an idiot?" they all laugh.

"Ah my ego has been wounded." I clutch at my chest.

"Well even if you guys are rude little a.s.sholes I still got to ask. if you come willingly we can try to work out a nice new food source for you and some safe homes." I smile happily.

"And if we refuse what are you going to do?" said the man.

"Well I can't really have you killing people in my town so if you come peacefully you get good rights and a nice place to live. But if you refuse and make it hard on me my friend hidan could use some company teaching at the school for a while."

"Haven't you noticed your horribly outnumbered." one old man asks.

"Yes."

"And this doesn't concern you at all?" He asks with a cruel grin forming on his face.

"No as these two beautiful women here will happily protect me." I reply. More laughter from the bount as they eye to two young woman.

"However kills or captures the most wins a free date night that you can do whatever you want." I say to the woman whose eyes light up.

"Does that mean shopping, Dinner and late night activities?" Momo asked in hope.

"Yep all you have to do is win and even if you don't win you'll still get a prize." I say clapping my hands.

Not a second later kido chants are blowing up the manor and rurika is using her ability to shrink people and stepping on them with nasty squishing noises.

Gruesome. They especially killed off the woman as I guess they don't like other women near me. Poor poor bount girl.

The leader the white haired man stares in anger.

"Do you know what you've done? You've just killed off my race." he roars.

"I believe I offered peaceful terms first and even told you I was strong." I shrug at the pitiful man.

He just stares in a daze.

sadly the upper half of his body is ruthlessly obliterated by momo with a kido attack who looks over at me.

"Who wins." She hops around exictedly.

"It's quite naughty to interrupt someone in the middle of a conversation you know. Who knows what could have happened maybe the slaughter of his clansmen changed for the better and set him off on a new life of good and just actions maybe curing cancer in the world." I say. "Also it was a tie you each got 4 so. Rock paper scissors for who gets the first date." And they completely ignore my first comment with zero remorse before tearing through rock paper scissors games getting a tie each time. Incredible stuff to watch.

But for real guys what if the cure to zombies is that you have to bite a zombie first then all of the sudden he changes back into a human but no one does that so no one has figured it out yet? it would be pretty ironic.