My Multiverse Trip 347 347. Stuff.

I spent most of my days messing around there were supposed to be some strange events but so far nothing interesting.

However we did get an interesting call one day from ulquiorra. Apparently giant soul sucking mosquitos had invaded the town and where killing off people at night.

"Giant soul sucking mosquitos eh. If I recall right those are from the strange soul vampire clan." I scratch my head.

I go through a few notes I had stolen from central 46. Apparently they were called bount and where basically vampires who relied on souls to live and stop aging. They were created many many years ago in soul society by accident. But since they were regular souls they were outcasts and forced into hiding as central 46 just wanted to kill them off since they could potentially become a danger.

Well that's how most things work I guess if you don't understand something just destroy it. Easy right.

Well let's go see what we can do for problem solving eh?

I grab a couple people cause I'll get scolded if I go out for a random walk. As everytime I say that either some kind of big event happens like explosions or some devil like existence or strange ufos in the real world. But it always gets blamed on me man.

my guests would be riruka the full bring user and hinamori as I can see an evil glint in her eye that I would regret not inviting her.

The gate to the real words pops open and in we go. a few minutes later we are back in karakura town.

I spread out my senses and find ulquiorra. Grabbing the girls I pop off.

"h.e.l.lo ulquiorra have you been enjoying your time in the real world?" I ask the quiet man.

"It is okay however women seem to be staring at me a lot I don't know why." he asked in confusion.

I wrap my arm around his shoulder. "Ah my boy that is what is called p.u.b.erty. It's also when a female finds the opposite gender attractive. it's a special time in one's life where they try to find a suitable mate." I say as he listens closely.

"I have a training manual that will a.s.sist you in your handling of women." I pull out a little orange book.

"This is written by the great jiraiya it tells all about how to make a woman happy and what they expect. This is a rare book so keep it safe." I pa.s.s it over to him as he eyes it curiously.

I nab the giant dead mosquito from the ground and give it a once over. Basically what it does is it goes around sucking multiple souls out of people and Turns it into a kind of soul juice which is like a drug for the vampire things.

I turn back around to see ulquiorra reading the book with the most intense pa.s.sive face I've ever seen in my life.

I just leave him to it as hinamori glares at me while rurika hides her read face.

"Captain I thought you said you got rid of those books." she puts her hands on her hips and taps her foot at me.

"Well. I was saving that one as a gift for a very important person." I say.

"Who." She asks narrowing her eyes.

"Me I'm a very important person and sometimes it's good to read a book or two." she doesn't buy this excuse at all.

Plan b it is.

I step in and wrap my hands around her hips. Before leaning down slowly and whispering praises in her ear. Sweet lovey nothings and tender little kisses. She practically melts into my hands.

after her brain pretty much turns to mush and she doesn't even remember what she was doing I just pa.s.s her over to rurika. "Here hold this for a minute I need to use the bathroom." she nods in confusion.

I dissappear with a pop.

"Wait a second does he even use the bathroom?" she asks.

hinamori snaps out of it quickly and facepalms. "He ran let's just hope he doesn't cause too much trouble."

I'm not misbehaving I'm actually doing business by popping around and stealing all the soul sucking mosquitos.

I quickly make my way back and explain myself. But they don't believe me how cruel.

I figure it's about time to introduce myself to a bount. There's a single one and then a group living in a creepy old style house like real vampires.

I pop off towards the single one.

We arrive at a nice apartment near a clocktower.

I happily knock on the door.

a decent looking woman answers looking at us curiously before spotting my captains haori. She quickly gets into a battle stance.

"Ah no need for that miss I'm just here to ask a couple questions." I say with a smile.

She doesn't let her guard down at all.

"Honestly if I wanted to fight you I wouldn't have knocked on the door so now your being kind of rude." I say.

She eases up a bit.

"What can I do for a prestigious captain of soul society." She asks with her eyes narrowed.

"Well I was wondering if you knew what your fellow bounts where up too?"

"No why? Have they done something that has gotten soul societies attention?" she asks with a bit of worry.

"Well making giant soul sucking mosquitos and killing off the people of my hometown is a bit worrying." I tell her.

"No? Why would they do that we have been living fine for all these years." says the gobsmacked woman.

"Well I guess they aren't really happy with how they are living and want more." I mutter.

"So what are you going to do captain?" hinamori asks me.

"Well we can't really let them just kill people as that's wrong even if it's their food source sooo." I say.

"So your going to kill them like everyone else." The female bount sneers.

"Nah I was going to offer them alternative food sources and a safe place to live. But now that you say it killing them would be so much easier." I contemplate this course of action.

"Wait please dont. What do you mean alternative food source?" she asks in panic.

"Well I have trees that produce soul energy that helps hollows evolve without having to eat each other and it might work for you guys or I could give you like soul pellets." I pull out a little pellet and hand it over to her.

She eyes it curiously before popping it into her mouth. The effect is immediate as her skin looks younger and her skin gets flushed red.

"Amazing." she pants out.

I however don't think that this plan will go very well as I'm pretty sure I'm dealing with radicals who only hope for more power and the destruction of soul society. Plus with weird soul juice drug or whatever it is. mental capabilities will probably be at an all time low.

"What did you mean by a safe s.p.a.ce?" She eyes me still looking a bit flushed.

"Well there's only like 10 or so of you guys and I have homes I could give you in a separate dimension kind of deal. I have real vampires and werewolves and even hollows happily living there." I explain.

"What's the catch?" She asks. "The catch is simple don't f.u.c.king eat my people. Don't murder and don't ****. You wanna kill s.h.i.t do it in the dungeon. If you want s.e.x or something." I kick ulquiorra forward. "He's currently single and learning about woman do be gentle with him as he's a good boy." I suck them both into the kingdoms portal with a shocked yelp.

"Ah I'm a good friend."