Bath Belles Part 2

"Ah, yes, my wife, of course. She would no doubt like it immensely, if she existed."

I showed not an iota of interest in his marital status, though I would relay my finding to Esther. "It would be ideal for a bachelor as well," I replied.

"Ideal? It hardly complies with the highest perfection to be attained in bedchambers, but it is not bad. May I see the attic? Above the bedrooms, I expect?" he asked archly.

"Very likely. I haven't been to the attic yet myself. I dread to think what state it is in."

We went along the hall to the attic stairs. The most notable thing about the attic was that it was extremely cold. Mr. Desmond noticed my shiver and immediately drew off his jacket and hung it over my shoulders. The size of his shoulders was not much diminished nor the shape much changed by the removal of the jacket. The face, though, took on a bolder expression.

"That's not at all necessary. I can get a shawl," I protested. But I was grateful for its warmth.

"Aren't you afraid I'd pilfer from your attic if you left me alone?" he joked.

"I doubt you could get any of those trunks into your pocket." There wasn't much but three trunks up there.

"Who knows what might be in them? Bags of gold, for all we know." As he spoke he went forward and tried the lids. They were all locked.

"I hardly think so!" What an odd coincidence that he should name a bag of gold-just what Graham was supposed to have stolen. But it was only a coincidence; there was no knowing look from him.

When we returned below I made sure to give him back his jacket before entering the saloon, in case Mama would think it overly familiar of me to have accepted it. It was just at the door of the master bedroom that I returned it.

"Would you mind holding it?" he asked. "I can hardly squeak into it without my valet."

I found myself holding Mr. Desmond's jacket while he slid his arms into it. Without thinking what I was about, I automatically lifted my hand and eased out a crease while he pulled it down in front. When I realized what I was doing I pulled my hand away as if he were on fire. "Why, thank you, Miss Haley," he said over his shoulder. "My valet and I are grateful to you. We have our sartorial reputation to maintain. Pipp would be furious with me if I appeared in public in wrinkles." He spoke lightly.

I found myself smiling at this bold city gentleman, who smiled back readily in a way that set my blood racing. I felt the urge to flee back downstairs to safety. "Shall we go down and discuss the sale?" I suggested. "Over a gla.s.s of sherry, perhaps ..."

"By all means, but if you hope to get me tipsy and coerce an offer to purchase from me, I must warn you, you'll look no how. I holds my liquor like a gentle mort. I bet a vicar's daughter don't." On this speech he took my arm, and we soon entered the saloon in a fit of laughter over some foolishness or other.

It would be hard to say who was more astonished-Mama or Esther. Their startled faces brought us back to propriety with a thump. Mr. Desmond took charge of the conversation in a brisk, businesslike manner.

"I would like to bring a builder along to go over the place thoroughly before making an offer," he said. "To see if the building is structurally sound, you know, I don't want to get into the expense of having to put on a new roof or sh.o.r.e up crumbling walls."

"Oh, it is not that bad, Mr. Desmond!" Mama a.s.sured him. "The windows are drafty, to be sure, and the closet doors poorly hung, but the walls are not crumbling."

"But you will have no objection to my bringing a builder?" he repeated.

"None at all," I said hastily, lest he take the idea we were trying to hide some flaw.

"Tomorrow, say, at eleven o'clock?" he asked. He pulled out a little appointment book, which gave me the notion he was a very busy man of affairs. But when I got a peek over his shoulder I saw his appointments were not so serious as that. It was "Tattersall's, settling up day," "Lunch with Boo at Whites," "Dinner and rout party, Lady Higgins," and similar important matters that filled his page. "Miss Haley-check house" was squeezed in between Tattersall's and lunch with Boo.

There was no opportunity to relay Mr. Desmond's state of single blessedness to Mama, so she inst.i.tuted a quiz herself. "Will your wife also come to see the house?" she asked, slyly innocent.

"As I was telling your daughter, ma'am, I don't have a wife yet." Esther pursed her lips and smiled, but fortunately Mr. Desmond was looking at me at the time.

"The house is a good size for a bachelor, yet large enough that a young family could stay on till their nursery had two or three youngsters in it," Mama said. "Is it handy to your place of work, Mr. Desmond?" she continued.

"Fairly close. I work at the Royal Exchange," he answered, which did not enlighten us much. "You ladies are removing from London entirely, are you?"

"We never lived here," Mama said. "We hail from Bath-remember I mentioned it. This is the first time my daughters have ever been to London. My eldest"-and she nodded at me-"inherited the house, but we shan't live in it."

Mr. Desmond settled in to humor her. "I think you would like London. Bath is not far-you could use the house for the Season, at least."

Such high flights of sophistication were miles above us. Mama looked at him as if he were a Bedlamite. "Not far! It took two days to get here! As to liking London, it is no such thing. We have no opinion of it, I a.s.sure you. We just want to get our money and bolt back home."

When Mr. Desmond recovered from her outburst, he admitted mildly that Bath was "nice." "Did something in particular occur to give you this distaste for London?" he asked politely.

"You wouldn't believe the state this place was in when we got here," she began. "A house standing empty invites trouble, of course. A vandal got in and turned the place upside down."

You would think Mr. Desmond had already bought the place, to see the wild leap of interest in his eyes. "Tell me about it!"

I jumped in to quiet his fears that the neighborhood was a low one, p.r.o.ne to these senseless attacks. "He did no damage to the house. It was just a prank-the furniture hauled about, you know, but no real damage."

"That's a pity. An unpleasant shock for you. Did the police have any word on the culprit?"

"Mrs. George thinks it was a ghost," Esther said, her eyes wide with fear.

Mr. Desmond tossed me a quick look to see if she was joking. When he determined that she was as witless as she sounded, he said with admirably firm lips, "If the candle didn't burn blue, then it could not have been a ghost."

"That's what I thought," she nodded.

"About the police, Mrs. Haley ..." he continued, looking to Mama for common sense.

She was happy to vent her opinion of city law enforcement. "They were no help at all," she a.s.sured him, and she related our experiences at the hands of Officer Harrow. "And he didn't come around either, Belle, as he promised he would, to check us out. The Bow Street Crawler, Belle calls him."

"I'm surprised. Bow Street has an excellent reputation," Mr. Desmond said mildly. "Do you suppose there was any particular reason why someone broke in? I mean, as nothing was taken-if it had been a cove on the ken lay, he'd have snaffled the ..." He became aware that he had lost us. "Housebreakers usually steal things," he interpreted.

Before Mama could begin the tale of Graham's death, I spoke up. "No, Officer Harrow thinks it was just pranksters, because the house was empty. An invitation to them, really. I daresay a couple of bucks got in and had a party."

"Why did you wait so long before disposing of the house?" was his next question.

"It was tied up in litigation," I said briefly.

He finished his sherry, and I accompanied him to the front door to remind him of the appointment the next morning.

"I'll be here-but I still think you should keep the house, Miss Haley, even if you're not getting married." He set his curled beaver on at a jaunty angle, picked up his gloves and cane, and left.

"Even if you're not getting married." How did he know that? Surely I hadn't told him. No, of course I hadn't. I went back to the saloon, where Esther was in alt, praising Mr. Desmond to Mama. "What were the two of you laughing about when you came downstairs, Belle?" she asked.

"Nothing-I don't remember. Mama, did we tell Mr. Desmond I was to have been married?"

"No, dear, we didn't. Did he seem to take a shine to you?"

"No, but he mentioned my not getting married. And upstairs he said something about Papa being a clergyman."

"He must have heard of your father," she decided. "And that would explain how he knew about your not getting married."

But I knew Mr. Desmond, a city buck, had never heard of a minor clergyman in Bath. That wasn't it. It was conceivable he knew Yootha Mailer. That was the only way he could possibly have heard of me and Graham.

"Do you want to go to the locksmith now?" Esther asked, eager to return to Bond Street.

We decided to do it while there was a lull in our customers, and while we were out we decided to tackle one more restaurant for lunch. We had better luck than before; the chicken was quite tasty. The locksmith agreed to come that afternoon and make us safe. So far as we could tell, no one had made free of the house during our absence. The only thing of interest was that the fire in the grate had gone out, and we had to rebuild it. The obstinate thing petered out in a fog of smoke within minutes.

Officer Harrow finally came, as he had promised. When he saw the locksmith at work he didn't bother with any investigation.

"That's the ticket. New locks," he complimented us.

He was a very inferior officer of the law, but he built us a roaring fire in about two minutes and accepted a gla.s.s of sherry in payment.

"If you have any further difficulties, ladies, just give us a call at Bow Street. Always willing to oblige."

He clamped his wide-brimmed hat on his head and went out whistling. I didn't think we would have further need of Officer Harrow. He was useless as a policeman, and I had learned his trick for getting the fire blazing. He stuffed crushed newspapers under the grate. There was a good stack of old newspapers in a bra.s.s basket by the hearth. I had planned to throw them out, but would keep them.

Chapter Three.

Mrs. Mailer, Graham's aunt Yootha, came to call around four. We had the habit of calling her Aunt Yootha behind her back, as we so often heard Graham do, but to her face she is Mrs. Mailer. We had known her as Miss Almont, Mrs. Dunne, Mrs. Arnold, and most recently as Mrs. Mailer. She had three husbands in the grave and was hard at work looking for a fourth. I expected she would find one too, for she was attractive somehow, without actually being pretty. Her hair was a brindled shade, but always fashionably styled. Liveliness was her chief attraction and lent some charm to her ordinary appearance. It was impossible not to like Yootha, and equally impossible to admire her, for her concerns were all selfish and frivolous.

What endeared her to me in particular was that she was always so kind to Graham. He ran quite tame at her house in Bath, where I met him, and his letters told me he was every bit as welcome at Berkeley Square in London.

We were alerted to her call by a banging on the wood of the front door. The bra.s.s acorn knocker was awaiting the arrival of Hotchkiss, who would return it to its rightful place. Esther darted to answer the knock.

Mrs. Mailer brought a whiff of London glamour in with her. A delightful confection of ostrich feathers and satin ribbons adorned her head, adding a needed half foot or so to her diminutive size. She had on a sable-trimmed pelisse, a strikingly handsome brown crepe gown beneath, and a set of heavy gold chains and ear b.u.t.tons.

"I got your note and came dashing over immediately," she exclaimed, embracing Mama like a long-lost sister. Esther and I each received a peck on the cheek before she was invited to draw a chair closer to the grate. Harrow's blazing fire was welcome in these dark, cold days. "Whatever possessed you to put the house up for sale, Belle?" she asked me.

"Oh, you've seen my sign." I smiled, for we hadn't mentioned selling to her.

"Sign? No, I didn't see a sign."

"How did you know, then?"

"I heard it somewhere or other. I believe Eliot was by and saw it. Graham's cousin, you know. But you are foolish to sell the place. You ought to give these la.s.ses a Season, Mrs. Haley," she said, turning to address Mama.

"They are not interested in that," Mama said firmly.

Esther objected noisily, "I am interested!"

"And well you might be, naughty puss." Mrs. Mailer smiled. "So pretty, like a little china doll. This one takes up where Helen of Troy leaves off. And with the addition to their dowry of this place, your daughters are entirely eligible for presentation, in a small way."

My nose was put out of joint by this heaping of praise on Esther without a drop for myself. It wasn't many years ago that Yootha had hailed me as the year's new Incomparable.

"That is Belle's money," Mama pointed out. "And in any case, we are not properly connected to carry out a presentation."

"I would be happy to present the pair of them. I should love it. No daughters of my own-there is nothing I would prefer to presenting them. Find you both good partis too, I guarantee," she said, tapping her knee with her gloves.

"Don't encourage the child," I implored her. "Never mind finding us partis-find us a buyer, Mrs. Mailer."

She c.o.c.ked her head to one side and frowned. "That would be difficult-the place is so small. I can't imagine what maggot Graham got in his noggin to buy you this toy box when he had every intention of filling a nursery. Most people would require more s.p.a.ce."

"We have already had a few lookers," Mama told her.

"We have a man coming back for the second time tomorrow, bringing a builder. That augurs a serious interest."

Mrs. Mailer looked alert. "What price are you asking?"

I told her and asked her opinion. "High, but then you want to ask the moon and you might get a few stars. Certainly, ask six thousand, but be prepared to take five."

What was uppermost in my mind all the time now was to learn about the money Graham was supposed to have had when he was killed. I managed to get the question out without choking over the word "killed."

She nodded her head knowingly. "The insurance money. Yes, I knew about it but could not trouble you with the story at the time, Belle, for you were so terribly depressed and disturbed. There is no great mystery in it, after all. I meant to tell you one day. It was insurance money Graham had, money belonging to Lloyd's of London."

"The neighbors implied he had stolen it," I told her.

"Bah, nosy Parker neighbors, what do they know? I was directly involved, Belle, and Graham was no more stealing it than you were. It happened like this. I had my emerald necklace insured with Lloyd's for twenty-five thousand guineas. The one Mr. Arnold gave me, dear Horace, so very generous," she added contentedly. "It was stolen, and I applied to the agent for the claim money."

Esther's eyes grew wide, and she said, "You mean Graham had as much as twenty-five thousand guineas?"

"No, my pet, not that much. The agent from Lloyd's was an extremely nasty man. He implied, though he did not dare to actually say it, that I had arranged the theft myself to get the claim money. He could not prove it, of course, for it was an infamous lie. It happened I had lost a ring a year before and gotten insurance money for it, but it wasn't the same agent that time. The agent dragged his heels about paying for the necklace, and eventually he got lucky. Some criminal got in touch with him and offered to get him back the necklace for a fraction of its worth. Ten thousand pounds in banknotes was the price the insurance agent had to come up with. They struck some bargain to have the necklace returned in a gin mill in Long Acre in exchange for the ten thousand. I knew all about it and told Graham. Graham conceived the foolish notion of loitering about behind a fence or some such thing, and he followed the man who got the money from the agent. He knocked him out, grabbed the bag of money from him, and ran home-here, to this very house. He meant to return it to Lloyd's, you see, but he never could do it. The villain managed to follow him home and killed him. He s.n.a.t.c.hed up the money and got clean away. They never caught him. That is why dear Graham was murdered. I felt so awfully guilty, though I told him a dozen times not to involve himself, and Eliot told him the same thing. Graham and Eliot were very close friends-well, first cousins. Eliot would have been killed as well, but fortunately he had a horse running somewhere that day and wasn't in town. What was it to Graham if Lloyd's had to pay up for my necklace? That is what we pay them for. But you know Graham," she finished sadly.

"How do you know all this if Graham was dead before he could tell anyone what happened?" I asked.

"We pieced the story together from what we knew. The insurance agent told me about the exchange he had arranged-to pacify me, I daresay. I had threatened to hire a solicitor. I knew Graham planned to intercept the man with the bag of money. Next day Graham was found dead; the money was gone-obviously the thieves had followed him and killed him. Certainly it happened that way. What else could account for it?"

Mama was nodding her head in a pensive way, reviewing the gruesome tale, as I was myself. "That sounds logical," Mama said.

"That is the conclusion Bow Street came to, in any case," Mrs. Mailer said. I had my own opinion of Bow Street, but before I could voice it, she spoke on. "I got my necklace back, Lloyd's had to pay ten thousand pounds instead of twenty-five thousand guineas, and Graham got murdered. It is a sad story and best forgotten. I have never worn the necklace again. In fact, Lloyd's have become so very sniffy about insuring my jewelry that I no longer wear any of it. I have it all locked up in a bank vault and make do with these old gold chains. I've been frightened to death to put on anything valuable since the night I was robbed."

"What? You never mean it was taken off yourself!" Mama gasped. "I thought it must have been stolen from your house."

"Devil a bit of it. It was ripped from my neck, on my own doorstep. I was returning from a party with a gentleman friend. Mr. Thomson, a very good friend. Two Legs Thomson, folks call him."

"Why do they call him that?" Esther asked.

"Because he has two legs, goose! His twin brother has only one. It saves calling poor Limpy 'One Leg,' you see. Rather thoughtful, really. Mr. Thomson and I had gotten out of the carriage. He was with me at the door saying good night when a very tall man appeared from behind the bushes. He reached down and wrenched the thing from my neck, leaving me with a dreadful braise." She rubbed her neck as though it still hurt two years later. "He had on a mask. He darted off toward the back of the house. I was so distraught I clung to Mr. Thomson for a moment, and by the time he could give chase the man was gone. Got away clean as a whistle, and no amount of hinting by the insurance agent ever proved I had a thing to do with it. I never saw the thief before in my life, or since. All I can say is that he was very tall and quite thin. Not an old man, to judge by the speed of his flight after he had stolen my necklace. It was a common thief. The few words he spoke were hardly intelligible, though Mr. Thomson seemed to understand his jargon. Those thieves have a cant all their own. Many of the fashionable bucks are imitating them nowadays. Strange, is it not, how such disreputable persons can set a fashion? But young Sedgley actually had his front teeth filed down so he can whistle like the mail coach drivers. And they call us women vain and foolish!"

I remembered Mr. Desmond using the same incomprehensible lingo that morning, and while the detail was in my mind I asked Mrs. Mailer if she knew him, since he appeared to know a little something about me.

"Mr. Desmond? No, I don't recall anyone by that name. But then one meets so many people."

Mama blinked at the thought that she could have forgotten the name of an acquaintance. "London is a shocking place," she said. "I always heard it was wicked, but I never knew how bad it was till we spent these few days here. People coming into your house, turning it upside down, stealing your jewels, murdering poor Graham."