You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman Chapter 496 (I'm a fucking fool(4))

Chapter 496 (I’m a f.u.c.king fool(4))

Chapter 496(I'm a f.u.c.king fool(4))

Lu Hong squeezed his brother under his armpit: "Now you can't say that your big brother is not truehearted. I said a lot of good things about you today, and promised Zi Shan to bring you back."

"Big brother, don't make trouble!"

"Trouble your sister! You are a man. Also, Zi Shan made your favorite braised fish!" Lu Hong was angry because Yi Hong had such a petty temper. Zi Shan was just joking!

Hearing his elder brother's words, Yi Hong didn't struggle anymore. He originally planned to go back after completing the task, so that he would be manly and could raise his head in front of Zi Shan.

The two brothers went back on the bus, like a pair of good friends. It happened to be after the school holiday, and everyone's eyes were focused on them.

Of course, the two of them are no longer dressed like they used to be but looked rather stylish.

They reached it after nearly 40 minutes.

Walking towards the villa, Yi Hong looked very nervous. He lost his temper at noon and didn't return, so he was hoping that Zi Shan wouldn't be angry.

"What kind of expression is this? Are you going to the execution ground or something?" Lu Hong chuckled lightly, his little brother was so afraid of his wife.

Yi Hong sighed deeply, it wasn't because he was afraid, but because he was afraid that Zi Shan would be disappointed in him. The disappointed look in her eyes made him seem hopeless. After all, Zi Shan used to be a deity.

This was a hurdle in Yi Hong's heart, just like Lord Pan. Of course, he was trying to do what was best for Snow White. [Pan is a Greek G.o.d, the son of Hermes. His tales are accompanied by lecherousness.]

"Open the door, what are you dozing off about?" Lu Hong was really anxious.

Yi Hong opened the door, changed his slippers, and went in with his elder brother, only to see Zi Shan sitting at the dining table with her chin propped up. The dining table was full of scrumptious delicacies cooked by Zi Shan.

The air is filled with the aroma of dishes, making one's mouth water.

Maybe it's because Zi Shan was thinking about something but she didn't notice the two of them walking in. Yi Hong felt that she was so heavenly when he saw Zi Shan like this. He still had doubts about this heavenly girl being his wife. She even cooked a table of delicious food for him.

'How can I let you treat me like this?' Yi Hong felt even more ashamed.

"Zi Shan, we're back." Lu Hong shouted with a smile.

The dazed Zi Shan came back to her senses and then smiled happily: "Honey, brother, you are back. Sit down quickly while I heat up the dishes."

"Zi Shan, don't worry, the dishes are still hot. "Lu Hong laughed and poked Yi Hong beside him.

'd.a.m.n it, go to your wife.'

"Zi Shan, thank you."

Lu Hong: "..."

'You are so polite to your wife.'

Yi Hong has always been polite to Zi Shan, never overstepping his boundaries.

"You guys sit down quickly, while I serve the meal. Do you want some wine?" Zi Shan also tried to please her husband in every possible way, but she didn't know that such behavior made Yi Hong feel even more ashamed and felt that he didn't deserve her.

If Zi Shan scolded him now, Yi Hong would have felt a bit better.

"Sure." Lu Hong patted his younger brother, you are dumb.

"Okay."

Zi Shan prepared everything as she poured wine for her husband and elder brother. Lu Hong was satisfied with his sister-in-law. She was both virtuous and sensible, and even his vampire sisters were outstanding.

'Oops! What happened to me!? Thinking of the vampire sisters again!'

"Come on, let's have a toast first." Lu Hong raised his gla.s.s and smiled.

Zi Shan raised her wine gla.s.s with a smile, while Yi Hong was a bit heavy-hearted, but he still raised his gla.s.s.

Both Lu Hong and Zi Shan took a sip, while Yi Hong was a bit sullen.

Lu Hong winked fiercely, his little brother is stupid. Even in front of Zi Shan, you throw a tantrum. Are you crazy?

Zi Shan smiled softly and didn't take it seriously. She reached out and picked up a piece of fish and put it into her husband's bowl: "Yi Hong, your favorite braised fish."

If it was last night, Yi Hong might have been very happy.

But now…

Looking at the delicate fish in the bowl, Yi Hong felt very sad. 'Zi Shan treats me so well, but I don't even have a decent career to show her. Even now, I am running around like a headless chicken, and I have not reached the level of respect at all.'

'I am not only an embarra.s.sment to Your Honor but also, to Zi Shan. They are all so kind to me, but I am so stupid!'

Thinking of this, Yi Hong took the wine bottle and poured himself some wine. He then drank it all in one gulp, then continued pouring, and drinking again.

"Yi Hong! What are you doing!?" Lu Hong's face tightened, and he shouted loudly!

'Is this what being a husband looks like? Zi Shan has been busy all afternoon cooking a meal. You aren't even showing her a good face and just focusing on drinking!'

Zi Shan sitting next to Lu Hong also frowned, and her smile gradually disappeared. 'I have already given in and made your favorite food. Why are you still like this?'

However, at this moment, Yi Hong actually drank more baijiu, getting furious. [Baijiu, also known as shaojiu, is a colorless Chinese liquor typically coming in between 35% and 60% alcohol by volume. Each type of baijiu uses its own type of qū {is a type of East Asian dried fermentation starter grown on a solid medium and used in the production of traditional Chinese alcoholic beverages.} for fermentation to create a distinct and characteristic flavor profile.]

Lu Hong couldn't stand it anymore, so he grabbed the wine.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Yi Hong said with a blushing face. In fact, when they are not using their strength, they could get drunk like ordinary people.

Lu Hong said in a deep voice: "What am I doing? I should ask this question! What are you doing? Who are you showing this att.i.tude of yours to?"

"Brother, give me wine." Yi Hong stretched out his hand and said in a low voice.

How could Lu Hong give it? Who knows what crazy things this fool will say? Maybe he would make his wife run away in anger.

"Brother, give him the wine." Zi Shan said lightly.

Lu Hong felt bad when he heard it, so he could only give it in desperation, but he didn't leave. If they fight, he can persuade them.

Yi Hong took the wine and started drinking again and soon became dizzy.

"Yi Hong! Tell me what's wrong with you? In front of big brother!" Zi Shan said softly. She was also a little unhappy.

Yi Hong chuckled lightly, with a hint of disdain.

At this moment, Yi Hong was thinking, Zi Shan just felt sorry for him. That's why she became his wife. Otherwise, who would be willing to be his wife? That's impossible!

"Yi Hong! What do you mean!?" Zi Shan stood up abruptly and asked.

Lu Hong hurriedly persuaded: "Zi Shan, this kid is drunk. He will definitely talk nonsense."

Yi Hong laughed with the strength of the wine: "Nonsense? No, I will not talk nonsense!"

"Okay! Then tell me!" Zi Shan shouted.

Seeing Zi Shan put on a posture, Yi Hong also hardened: "That's right! You are a deity, and I, Yi Hong, am not good enough for you! Is this alright? I can't give you the life you want! I am a f.u.c.king idiot!"

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