How To Be A Good Mortal Father To Your Demon Kids 16 Ultimate Lecture

Today I met a lot of my in-laws all of whom I can say without a doubt,

are absolutely insane.

I thought the angels would be okay but I swear to G.o.d they are all cut from the same cloth, The great General of heaven Michael apparently has an inferiority complex to Lucifer and Uriel is a bro-con, I don't even want to think about that kettle of worms.

If these are the beings in charge of our fates then I choose atheism, I don't need this drama in the afterlife send me to limbo for I have had enough!

On a lighter note today Li Liàng and Li Límíng and Li Xie Long hatched today in what I can only describe as an explosion of apocalyptic proportions, in all honesty, I'm pretty sure we'd all be dead if not for the emo bro-cons ice wall!

I finally understand why Yu Yang is in hibernation, this hatching business is dangerous and with the added risk of being devoured by your own brood, how can I blame her for wanting to preserve her life?

But from the fiery inferno that made Pompeii look like little a campfire, came three more cute little creatures, Li Liàng and Li Límíng are twins! Just as I suspected this fatherly intuition is finally kicking in!

They look exactly the same except li Liàng has a little mole under her eye and Li Límíng has Michaels temper,a tŭcáo at such a young age...Li Xie Long is by far the calmest of the bunch, though he just hatched he is a very sleepy baby and a cuddle monster once he latches on he just won't let go.

Oh, the sibling rivalry has already begun.

I do not know why but Li Límíng can't stand Li Weizhi and the latter doesn't like her much either, I swear we just got back from h.e.l.l, thankfully finding the house still standing though Li Shen looked like he had aged a couple of decades and he kept mumbling something about, "The Slime woman is watching..." I really think Li Weizhi broke him but I'll get him a therapist later...but back to the rivalry.

We had just walked through the door when I kid you not Li Weizhi came crawling to me as fast as he could, such a cute sight it was his eyes were wide with all the love in the universe but then he spotted his sister and like a candle in the rain the love died out and a glare settled on his face, Li Límíng was no better the red in her eyes became so intense her eyes started glowing so of course I sat them as far apart as possible with Li Liàng and Li Xie Long as the wall between the two and went to get them some milk because they were all probably hungry but when I came back and I swear my eyes weren't playing tricks on me, Li Límíng was on fire and Weizhi had electric sparks surrounding him!

Of course Li Xie Long had already dozed off and Li Liàng was clapping away at the impending war of the elements, was my little star showing early signs of becoming a s.a.d.i.s.t?

you never know these days...

Li Weizhi obviously had better control over his abilities but the sheer rage in Li Límíng's eyes would probably make up for the gap. where did this grudge come from?

Were they reincarnates of old enemies that realized who they were at such a young age?

Where was the familial love?

Or had Li Límíng kicked Li Weizhi in the face when they were still in Yu Yang's belly?

I did not know nor did I have the time to deliberate for Weizhi conjured up a ma.s.sive lighting ball in his hands bigger than his head!

He looked like he fully intended to launch it at Límíng whose flames grew stronger; shifting from red to a bright orange mimicking her brother she held out her hand sparks begining to form at her chubby fingertips

I did not miss the cold joy in Li Liàng's eyes, my fears of my precious star becoming a sociopath intensified but the elemental clash of the t.i.tans took precedence.

Placing myself in the line of fire I did what any parent would do,

Unlocked my own superpower,

Ultimate Lecture.

"Li Límíng, Li Weizhi stop that right now!" I said in the voice my mother used on me whenever I threw a tantrum as a child stern but with great affection

The two looked at me, confused.

"You are family and even though families fight they never hurt each other, now why are you so mad at each other?"

I do not know what I was expecting...it not like they can talk still they did try to mumble out something in their baby talk and after listening to their baby garble for five minutes I told them to forgive each other and be friends or no more Teletubbies.

Li Weizhi was horrified instantly snuffling out the lightning but Li Límíng didn't know what that show was so she just followed suit leaving the charred remains of the sofa as the only evidence of the averted calamity.

Fare thee well kind sofa, you cradled my sleeping body this past week so may you find peace wherever furniture go after being destroyed.

Now the only problem was Li Liàng.

I do not think a child should feel schadenfreude when she was born literally three hours ago!

This is something that must be rectified.

No child of mine, half demon or not,will become a Ted Bundy on my watch.

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