How To Be A Good Mortal Father To Your Demon Kids 14 The Traumatize Babysitter Ii

Yes, definitely wasn't expecting this...

"What in h.e.l.l's holy name are you doing?!" I demanded extending my fangs and coiling my tentacles as a show of strength it wasn't necessary but it never hurt to instil fear in the hearts of mortals what's the point of being a demon if you aren't going to be demonizing?

the man turned to face me and became as white as a sheet

it seemed my lovely appearance had rendered him too terrified to move.

"So It's you who's possessed my nephew! release him!" he said boldly but his knees were shaking, really these men and their false bravado, it would be a lot of fun to mess with this one especially since e clearly didn't know what he was doing that exorcism circle wouldn't even get rid of a wandering spirit and I was the great General Chu leader of h.e.l.ls armies, slayer of countless beasts, the greatest foe he would ever meet in his short mortal life!

Smiling I slithered to him quick as a bunny coiling around him like a boa constrictor a happy smile on my fanged face watching his reaction was hilarious he frantically waved that broom around trying to keep me at bay like a little mouse in a trap, it felt good to mess with him like a balm t my pride since I felt terrible after Lucifer's brothers barged into the nursery w.i.l.l.y-nilly and I couldn't do anything to them,

especially that Uriel, he just didn't sit well with me always coddling up to My lord like a kitten looking for its mother and he was so cold! I'm sure that guy will one day freeze h.e.l.l...that Chihuahua Michael is also a real piece of work

I'd take out my frustrations on this man feed Weizhi and change him before putting him to bed then I'd happily go and help with the hatching.

"Back demon!" he shouted pointing that broom at me I snarled snapping me jaws at him while he randomly yelled some Latin words that sounded like,

"obstant et pullum et in hora mortis nostrae!"

stand in the way... and the colt and at the hour of our death....

I do not think he got the spell right and he kept throwing in Sutra that really just threw this whole thing out of line still it was fun to watch,

"Mortal you think your spells can quell a n.o.ble-woman of h.e.l.l?" i asked in my most demonic of voices.

the man paused seemingly frozen in fear ah yes this is what I had been missing in all my years in h.e.l.l the thrill of the hunt the racing of one's heart as they stare down their predators with eyes filled with...surprise?

Not fear?

that was very aggravating...

"Holy s.h.i.t your a woman?"

that was even more aggravating...

"Langu wait a minute excuse you, of course, I am a woman, a lady at that!" I hissed while he looked at the broom a solemn look on his face,

What did this idiot mean of course I looked like a lady and a gorgeous one at that I had the figure most could only dream of sure I didn't technically have legs but my tail was the finest in all of h.e.l.l he should be honoured just to be in the same room as me

"I can't hit a lady..." he mumbled scratching his head all while Weizhi floated over I handed him a toy to chew on as I rolled my eyes at this man and his primitive thinking he was getting boring if he wouldn't fight then he would have to be food,

Adopting my Lords usual speech I hissed,

"Boy, I will devour your body and scatter your soul to the seven winds pick up your weapon and face me like a man!"

"Men don't hit women"

"I am a demoness you idiot do you really want to die? I haven't eaten a human in a while so i will not be gentle!"

"You sound like your flirti-"

Whack!

I slapped the idiot before he could finish that disgusting sentence, me flirt with a human when I had all the lords of h.e.l.l at my beck and call? Nonsense!

Humans were not my fetish, some people liked them but they could never even dream of surviving a night with me,

The Great Chu!

"Ouch...So you're a m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.t?" he said rubbing his cheek, this d.a.m.ned fool wouldn't even need an exorcism ring if this was how he was acting I'd willingly leave no undead being could stand this pest, still, it had been a long time since I'd tasted human.

I turned to face him a wicked smile on my face as I opened my jaw wider and wider unhinging it till it probably resembled a doorway to h.e.l.l, he wasn't joking around now realizing that I might actually eat him he would surely fight!

but instead, he fell to his knees, looking like a forlorn protagonist at the end of his rope...

this scene was wrong i didn't peg him as a groveler...

"If you must eat me go ahead but leave Weizhi alone," he whimpered like a kicked puppy about to sacrifice himself like an idiot martyr,

if I ate him now I'd be the bad guy...

Shutting my mouth I turned away in indignation picking up Weizhi from the ceiling and feeding him a bottle which Li Jun had conveniently left on the counter, he was adjusting to fatherhood well I would praise him when I returned to my rightful place among the flames of good old h.e.l.l,

thankfully Weizhi did not need to be changed.

All was well except for the flaming inferno that was the fireplace still it looked like home so I let it be.

The man said nothing of this scene and i handed Weizhi over having verified his safety.

they could clean up the mess on their own,

with glowing eyes i stared him down he didn't flinch

good.

"The deserter will return with the other three in a few moments, take care of this one in the mean time remember I am watching!" hissed evaporating into air as teleported away

he was a good babysitter ready to die for his charge.

Nurse Chu approves!