A Devil May Cry Fanfic 6 The Power Awakens

Lady:"Dante I got your lady a.s.s who's this?"

*she smiled at me but I can tell it's fake*

lily:"I'm his roommate now"

Lady:"your uh pretty young?"

*she trailed off since seeing someone disabled in this city is unheard of due to the weak getting easily picked off by demons even well ambled the bodied people if they are humans are useally screwed to but if one can run and one can't the runner has a better shot from a demon*

Dante:"can I get that ride back after?"

Lady: "yeah yeah sure..."

*shes still starring at Lily like she's a UFO or something*

Dante:"lady don't be rude to her"

*he picked up his rebellion which got a soft daaam from lily*

Lady:*kinda dropped a few papers at his remark*

Dante:"do me a favor and watch her while I'm out"

Lady:"yeah ok..."

*he left to kill some demons*

Lily:"...have you never seen someone in my situation or something?"

Lady :"yup...."

lily:"k well this is super awkward wanna watch anime or something?"

Lady:"I have no idea what that even is"

Lily:"first me now anime this place is weird as h.e.l.l"

Lady: "kinda is like that technically because demons"

*it was now her turn to be dumbfounded by the woman's statement. which then turned into a intense barrage of questions because she's a otaku. lady was confused as f.u.c.k so she just blinked and stared at her more lily was hecka p.i.s.sed she couldn't learn more about supernatural happenings. so she decided to watch anime on Dante's Netflix account while lady awkwardly joined in still confused as h.e.l.l. afterward she had apparently finished a full on series out of ether whim or paranoia she decided to write down the anime time date and year in her phone. she was in turn filled with ma.s.s knowledge of a entire planet and all living things and exactly how every life will play out from start to end that are currently living there...*

Lily:*the face of someone that had ether just got a really effective pain killer or a terrified baby deer*

Lady:..."uhh"

*thud*

lily:*yelps*

{a f.u.c.kin death note fell out of nowhere in to her lap}

Lily:..."mother fu-"

[that meme we will be right back! Haha hope someone gets this joke]