Time Chapter 5.1

Chapter 5.1 – The fastest wedding ceremony

(1) Become relatives!?

Ao Shi Cang Qiong: “I wanted to say, he developed feelings for sister-in-law a long time ago.”

“Ah???”

Ao Shi Cang Qiong’s message, “he developed feelings for sister-in-law a long time ago”, instantly made everyone exclaim in shock. Mainly because their Clan Leader had always been a cold-hearted playboy. In one instant, the cold-hearted man became an affectionate man with a secret crush?

A certain someone’s willpower wasn’t strong enough and stirred up trouble with his words. Zou Na Shi Na: “Turns out Boss is an affectionate man?”

System message: Zou Na Shi Na has been removed from the clan by Clan Leader Jun Lin Tian Xia.

Everyone instantly became silent except for one person. Xiong Ying Yi Hao: “What Zou Na……”. The next second, when he saw that it was the Clan Leader’s doing, he instantly shut his mouth. Within World Clan, only the Clan Leader, Deputy Clan Leader, and Wen Yu Ru had the right to kick people out. But Clean Leader had never kicked anyone out before, this was the first time, which is why one could see just how disrespectful Zou Na Shi Na had been.

Because Zou Na Shi Na was kicked out of the clan, he could only shout until his voice was hoa.r.s.e on the nearby chatroom: “Clan Leader, I was wrong, let me go back! You aren’t a man with a pure heart, you’re a great and mighty man!!!”

“……”

There was a heated discussion on World Clan’s YY, they all expressed that this child could not be saved. Else, they would be steamrolled by the Clan Leader.

At this time, the Hundred Flower Clan members, who were surrounding onlookers, were curious about why Zou Na Shi Na was shouting himself hoa.r.s.e. What did the Great Master Jun Lin Tian Xia do to his clan member that caused him to be so sorrowful?

Yao Yuan naturally sweat a little. This great and mighty man was standing right in front of her.

The naive child, Zou Na Shi Na, continued to say: “Eldest sister-in-law! Help me tell Clan Leader to let me back into the clan ok! Just now I was kicked out of the clan because of some disrespectful words I said to Boss!”

“Ah?” Yao Yuan was a little surprised. Looking at the incomparably handsome face on the screen, her heart skipped a beat. For some reason, she thought of the two words “vicious person [1]”, amitabha.

[1] The author used 蛇蝎 (shé xiē) which literally means “snake scorpion”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Your Clan Leader won’t necessarily listen to my words right?”

“You can try saying it and see.” This is a certain Clan Leader’s excuse to talk to her.

The crowd around them all couldn’t help but think that a certain Clan Leader kicked someone out of the clan just to create another topic to talk to his wife about. Therefore one after another, they looked towards Zou Na Shi Na with compa.s.sion. He couldn’t even compare to cannon fodder.

Yao Yuan felt that this had nothing to do with her right? But she saw Zou Na Shi Na’s character quietly looking at her, her chivalrous heart couldn’t help it. However, how should she say it? After thinking for half a day, she thought of: “Jun Lin Clan Leader, everything should be solved harmoniously. [2]”

[2] 以和为贵 (yi hé wéi guì): harmony is a virtue or harmony is the best strategy ref

“……”

In reality, Luo Shui laughed aloud: “I venture to say ah, if sister-in-law isn’t already Clan Leader’s person, I would also want to try to pursue her.”

Wen Ru Yu: “As a woman or a man?”

Luo Shui: “Leave.”

Everyone was waiting for Clan Leader’s reply. Turned out that nothing happened for half a day, until Ao Shi Cang Qiong said: “Clan Leader should have already achieved his goal, then private messaged sister-in-law.”

Correct. Yao Yuan was currently in a private chat, and Jun Lin Tian Xia’s reply was: “Harmony is a virtue? It sounds pretty good.”

Why does it sound like there is an implied meaning? Yao Yuan thought in panic [3]. As a result, the person in front of her said, “Your clan is very good.”

[3] 草木皆兵 (Cao mù jiē bīng): to panic and treat everyone as an enemy ref

Couldn’t find the trap, there should be no trap. Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Thank you.”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “That being the case, our clans can form an alliance right? I’ll represent my clan, and you can represent your clan. What do you say?”

Become relatives!?

Jun Lin Tian Xia continued: “You don’t need to make me accept the loot you just got from the boss. Just treat it as a portion of the dowry.”

Dowry?

Great Master must you be like this? Being like this makes it difficult to continue talking ah……

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Jun Lin Clan Master, right now I don’t have any intent of marriage.”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “The heart can come slowly, first give me the body.”

If a screenshot of this sentence is leaked onto the world chat, it will certainly lead to the screen being flooded with messages right?

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “The rest of the dowry.” He sent over a screenshot of an extravagant dowry list, the brightness almost blinded a certain person’s eyes.

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “……”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Ok!”

Afterwards, Yao Yuan saw that a certain Clan Leader issued a marriage announcement on a nearby chatroom. Finally after being in a daze for two seconds, her soul returned. I said yes just now? I said it? In that moment was I really that greedy?

Also, why were we suddenly talking about marriage? We had a proper chat about it? When we started, weren’t we…… weren’t we talking about one of his clan members that got kicked out of the clan?

In the nearby chatroom, after Jun Lin Tian Xia Clan Leader announced that he and Ruo Wei Jun Gu would get married tomorrow, sure enough it caused an uproar; there were people who were bewildered, chicken blood [4], and throwing flowers.

[4] 鸡血 (jī xuè): literally chicken blood, means extremely excited or energetic ref

Luo Shui: “Just now, those two were talking about marriage!?”

Wen Ru Yu: “Indeed, Clan Leader can even be a master in these matters ah. Speed of G.o.d!”

Duo La A Meng: “Ah ah ah ah ah ah!”

Hua Kai: “I also want to scream!”

Zou Na Shi Na: “Clan Leader is getting married. OMG, I finally get to witness it in my lifetime!”

Wait, wait……

Clan Leader’s great day, amnesty is granted to the world. A certain male who had been kicked out is back with the clan. With his face full of tears, he did not forget to thank his benefactor: “Sister-in-law, thank you for your great grace, virtue, benevolence, and righteousness! Although I only had time to rush into the crowd and take a glance at you last time, I could already tell that you are a G.o.ddess who came down to earth. Your heart is as awfully beautiful as your appearance!”

When the world found out that the World Clan’s Jun Lin Tian Xia and Hundred Flower Hall’s Ruo Wei Jun Gu were going to tie the knot, Yau Yuan finally realized that the overlord has forced himself upon her [5], uh, or she she say, she has forced the overlord? (because she was greedy)

[5] 霸王硬上弓 (bà wáng yìng shàng gōng): idiom meaning to force oneself upon somebody, to rape

Yao Yuan felt that she was evil, then… she blushed.

The online world was such a nuisance.

Since she had already spoken the words, Yau Yuan, who is always honest and keeps her word, accepted her sudden reversal of fortune.

Everything before her eyes was a blur until she went offline that day. At last, a certain clan leader sent a private message: “Rest early. Is it ok if you go online before half past eight tomorrow?”

Yao Yuan was slightly absentminded, thus Ruo Wei Ju Gu’s reply was: “I can.”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Good, I’ll take care of everything. You don’t have to worry about anything, just bring yourself.”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Oh.” (sound of confirmation)

Just as Yao Yuan was going offline, she was stopped, “Give your cellphone number to me. I’ll call you at around eight tomorrow.”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “……I will be online.”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Still, just give it to me.”

Yao Yuan: “……”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “138x.x.xx.x.xxx.”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Ok, see you tomorrow.”

He seemed very calm ah. Yao Yuan felt that she was super weak, it’s just an in-game wedding, not a real life marriage. What am I making a fuss about? This one thought was as if she opened up her Conception and Governor vessels [6] and she became calm.

[6] 任督二脉 (rèn dū èr mài): according to ancient Chinese medical theories, the Conception and Governor vessels control the flow of the human body’s Yin and Yang energy ref

Right when she calmly turned off the computer, her phone received a notification. SMS: “My name is Jiang Tian, this is my phone number, good night.”

“……”

Real life has also been infiltrated ah.