The Ogre's Food Box Chapter 1

Chapter 1 : i am a happy ogre

 Golon black hand is a happy ogre , he spent every day satisfied … …

Well he may have some regrets , because as an ogre whose already 10 years old, an adult , he is too short. He is less than 1.6 meters tall.

His git two eyes , they are too large for him so to be a tribal chief or a strong warrior is probably impossible.

Strong ogre warriors, although not necessarily all one eyed,  will grow into a powerful fighters as long as they are one eyed ogres. That is because it means that the ogre is a descendent of the the demi G.o.d Cyclops. As the ancient siren says ” Yilan Tetsi children and grandchildren. as the ancestors of Gueruer are born with only one eye , they will be taller than average ogres and more rebust, and of course more bloodthirsty and violent, and they will become outstanding food demons and looters of the highest level.”

But the thing that made Golon non-fit to be a tribal chief or a strong warrior is not only this. Having a small head and two eyes is nothing: there are many ogres with small heads and two eyes. But the problem is that he has only one head .

An ogre is not a very clever creature. So if he has two or three head, he can perform multiple casts. As he is now he could only perform second or at most third order magic or shaman , so how could he become a respected cannibal melee mage.

Well in fact, not only does he have two eyes and one head, even the devil’s horn on his head are too short. If not for his blue skin and his mother being the tribal spiritual leader,  he would have been a cowardly poor little eater and on the day of his birth he would’ve been the delicious ration of some warriors.

The reason why Golon is such a freak is probably his father…

As we all know, the ogres have an extraordinary breeding ability with any race. Male ogres can almost breed with anyone: humans, dwarfs, wizards, orcs, trolls ,centaurs,pig-men… even small people can successfully give birth to devil’s descendants.

Because an ogre has very dominant genes, no matter who the mother his, the offsppring will almost always be a male ogre. That is why much of the research done about ogres conculded that” Ogres are a race exclusively male”. The main reason for this conclusion is that… no one has ever seen a female ogre.

Of course this conclusion is completely false, Golon’s mother is a fully fledged female ogre.

The reason why people think there are no female ogre ( TL : he says Mozu here or devil descendant … I will put it as an ogre for now), is in fact inherited from an ancient siren. As many sailors got confused when they saw the female ogres , because they looked unexpectedly beautiful, they started to call them “the forest wondering giant fairies” referring to the giant demons.

Because beautiful fairies and the dirty ogres really cannot be linked, people thought that the giant demon is an independent mysterious race.

Anyway, the mainland has many secrets about all races so this isn’t that surprising.

The probability of a female ogre or a giant fairy to appear is too small, probably in 100 ogre tribes there wont be any female ones born. But if there is one in a tribe, they will be much too powerful, because a giant demon is more intelligent than average ogres. And wizards are so wise, dwarfs have so much ingenuity , and humans are cunning and treacherous.

More importantly , the existence of a female ogre in itself is extraordinary which attracts countless powerful ogre looters , ogre mages , ogre prophets , ogre scholars , ogre witch doctors , and ordinary tribes to come seek refuge in the tribe with a giant fairy. After all, no matter how good women from other races are, they will never replace a giant fairy, food will never replace the spouse… even if the spouse is someones common.

The most critical thing is the ones given birth by the giant fairies often become the kings of the ogre tribe, and there is a prophecy in the ogre world is that a son of a giant fairy will unite all ogre tribes leading ogres to become the kings of the real world.

Golon black hand from the black hand tribe, had the opportunity to grow in such a powerful tribe. But in fact, their tribe that happened to have a giant demon didn’t have any qualitative leap.

The reason is that Golon’s mother giant fairy Lafana black hand was not only the very rare female ogre but a very strange one. She is completely different from other ogres. Lafana refused to give birth to the offspring of those dirty ogres. She even didn’t want to breath the same air.

Many warriors bowed in front of Lafana’s beauty but she ruthlessly humiliated them. If not for the big warrior Mogar king , the shaman priest Lara Babu and the devil witch doctor old Hammam -the group of iron triangle- , those who have been humiliated wouldn’t have been able to leave with just that.

One day, the thing that all the ogre feared happened , Lafana finally chose her first spouse from her dinner… just caught a colorful man wearing colorful clothing.

That year Lafana was nine years old , it is the most youthful age of an ogre and also the age they had unrivaled curiosity .

The huge body difference didn’t hinder Lafana’s interest in the timid man (Lafana was about four meters tall). You could hear them both screaming in their first night. 10 monthes later Lafana gave birth to a pair of twins , Golon black hand , his brother Haku black hand and their sister Lily black hand.

Yes I can guarantee that I said it correctly, because Lafana really gave birth to pair of twins but also you can say a triplet, as Lily and Haku share the same body of a double headed ogre. And the eccentric mother gave birth to the child who seemed particularly strange: nature’s waste big brother Golon. So he and his siblings were so different.

First of all , in the history of the ogre family there hasn’t been any female ogre with double head not to mention that one with the heads of a male and a female. and it wasn’t only the head, but also the body is half male and half female. They are male Haku and female Lily and their common name is Hakulily black hand.

Anly Hakulili and his waste brother are different, the left side Haku praised by the king Mogary for being extraordinary warrior , he could wield a bat of ebony weighting hundreds of pounds, and the most robust of the warriors couldn’t withstand a hit from his bad. And the right side Lily is a genius shaman priest: It took her two years to master all of Lala Babu abilities who’s known as the shaman G.o.d.

Although the teacher is a third order shaman G.o.d, in an ordinary shaman life this level is already impossible. Even so, this old shaman who already had the t.i.tle of the prophet was dumbstruck by Lily’s talent. The shaman had more then once mentioned that lily has to go to a more powerful shaman priest to study. Of course this had a strong opposition from Mogary who didn’t want to be separated from his favorite disciple Haku. He also said that Haku and Lily are an indestructible whole.