The Merworld Water Wars - Finned Part 16

"Okay, now, I think you would look lovely in a short number," said Airianna, holding up two strapless, satin dresses with hems that made my thighs blush.

"Airi, you could pull off the s.e.xy, but me? Not in a million years. I'm a little more old Hollywood than Hollywood Boulevard."

"But, you are so trendy with your jeans and tops and accessories, I thought you would love these. Maybe you secretly want to try them on?" she sang, waving the dresses in front of me. I grunted and curled my lip. "Okay, so too short, then?"

"Way too short. And strapless...I don't like strapless...or backless. And I like flow-y material, nothing too stiff or wrinkly." I'm kind of getting into all this Cinderella stuff.

"How about this?" she said, pointing to a beautiful deep red gown.

"Wow," I whispered. "It's soft, back is closed, ballerina neckline, not too short...I think it might work!"

Upon entering Satan's den, I never thought I'd find a red dress I would actually like. Perhaps Airianna was right-maybe I will live a little fairy tale...a quirky, twisted one, anyway.

"May I help you?"

"Argh!" I yelped, jumping high on my toes. The sinister voice gave me chilly b.u.mps all over my body. I turned to see who the regrettably creepy voice belonged to and yelled again. Peering over my shoulder was a tall, practically decrepit Ravenflame woman. "Oh, um, sorry. I didn't hear you coming up behind us."

She pushed her five-inch thick gla.s.ses up her oily nose and started sniffing my hair. "You're a Normal."

I rolled my eyes. "Normally abnormal, yeah."

"Is this the dress you would like to try on?" she asked, taking the dress down.

"If it's not against store policy or something, yes."

"Here you are," said the woman, unlocking a tiny dressing room hidden behind the wall of dresses.

"Thanks," I said, heading for the dressing room.

"What's going on here, Ravena?" said a pointy-chinned Ravenflame woman with extraordinarily high hair.

"This Normal wished to try on a dress for the ball, Neva," said old Ravena.

"I'm sorry, but we do not serve Normals," said Neva.

"But, the ball is a mandatory event! You have to sell her a dress!" cried Airianna angrily. Go Airi!

"Watch your tongue, Fairhair. Remember your place," said Neva.

"You know, I might just go nude, Neva. Credit Neva, here, for the inspiration. Thanks for trying," I said gently to Ravena as we made our way to the door.

Once we walked out of the store, Neva slammed and locked the door behind us.

"What are we going to do?" said Airianna, repeatedly stomping her foot.

"I'll just claim an involuntary absence."

"You'll get detention for weeks, maybe months, Marina. We'll have to find something, unless you want to spend weeks with Mr. Anderson."

Very unpleasant thought. "Okay, so what are we going to do?" I asked.

"Psst."

"Did you just hear a psst?" Airianna asked, wide-eyed.

"Either that or someone has to urinate," I said, looking around the desolate town. I finally saw the heavily decorated door of The Bay Shop sitting slightly ajar. "There...The Bay Shop."

"Should we go?" Airianna asked nervously.

"Absolutely."

We hurried across the street and hopped into The Bay Shop.

"Took ya long enough. I'm Eva Waterberry. Airi, nice to see you again. Marina Valentine, very nice to meet you," she said, holding out her hand.

I shook her hand in utter disbelief. Kind, old Mrs. Waterberry, the very same tended to by Troy, was a Ravenflame. She had the remaining red parts of her hair spiked straight up. Though wrinkly and worn, her face still had the mark of a once great beauty, and the lively spark in her violet eyes twinkled with mischief.

"Not what you expected am I?" she asked.

"Not really," I admitted.

"I'm old to be sure, but I'm also very feisty. No one's gotten the better of me yet. Now, you need a dress, I think?"

"Since they refused to sell me one, I'm definitely short a dress."

"Neva's a real b.i.t.c.h," she said, laying on her thick Texas accent.

"Mrs. Waterberry!" yelped Airianna, clasping her hands over her chest.

"Oh, Airi, honestly. You are really one of the sweetest, prettiest girls I've ever known, but you need to grow some. Follow me," she whispered, walking into a small room behind the stairs.

Airianna, looking a little flushed, said, "May I use your restroom?"

"Just down the hall, on the left."

Once Airianna was in the bathroom, Mrs. Waterberry seized my shoulder. "Now, I do believe you have something for me," she said.

"Beg your pardon?"

"I believe you found something on the steps of the public library..."

"Oh! Yes! Maryweather's charm," I said, digging in my bag. I handed it to Mrs. Waterberry, who examined it closely.

"Hmm, clever, very clever, my friend," she said, chuckling.

"She was your friend?" I asked.

"Is my friend," she said.

"Maybe you don't know. Maryweather pa.s.sed away."

Okay, so not the response I expected.

After several hearty laughs, Mrs. Waterberry said, "Dear child, she's not dead."

"But, I saw her explode. Poof! Gone," I said, hoping it didn't sound too harsh.

"Oh, she went poof all right, but she's not dead. Want to see?" she whispered. I nodded. "Very well." She waved and twisted her hand at the bathroom door. "Only for your eyes to see and your mind to remember, understood?"

"Understood."

Slowly, Mrs. Waterberry opened the tiny box charm, and an even tinier pixie emerged from within. With glittering yellow wings and matching smock dress, the little pixie hugged Mrs. Waterberry's face. Even though her face was younger, the little pixie was unmistakably Maryweather.

"Thank you for saving me, Marina," said little Maryweather, tapping the tip of my nose. Her voice was squeaky, but sweet.

"But, I didn't save you," I said.

"Yes you did, believe that," said Mrs. Waterberry. "When she disintegrated, she was able to lock herself inside this charm. It's actually a pretty nice little hideout. Look," she said, handing me the charm, along with a magnifying gla.s.s.

"It looks like a little bedroom," I said.

"Maryweather has always been good at setting up a posh life for herself."

"Hey! Somebody let me out!" Airianna shrieked, wiggling the bathroom doork.n.o.b.

"She'll be fine," said Mrs. Waterberry, waving her hand dismissively. "You see, Marina, my friend, here, is a parter, meaning she is part-mermaid, part-pixie."

"So that's what she meant when she called herself a parter," I said.

"Please, try to discover things, Marina. Will you try?" squeaked little Maryweather.

"I'm in total try mode. Promise."

"Goodbye, Eva, my dear friend. Best to you, lovely Marina-stay safe, be alert. You will find allies in unlikely places," said Maryweather in a singsong voice. She waved goodbye and disappeared up the chimney.

"What will happen to her now?" I asked.

"She'll go live in a small body of water somewhere in Louisiana, near her family. You see, Maryweather and I are not your typical Ravenflames. We believe in a very different way of governing merps. There are others like us. We are your allies," she said, taking my hands.

The knocks from the bathroom were getting much more desperate.

"Why is it up to me?"

"Because you are the only Normal remaining. Only a Normal can break this cycle. I cannot tell you anything further. We are bound by a pact."

"The water pact, yes, I read about it," I said quickly.

Louder, angrier knocks came from the bathroom, accompanied by some rather frantic whimpers.

Mrs. Waterberry smiled widely. "You were able to glean some valuable information before the younger Ravenflame bullies arrived."

"Why didn't they realize Maryweather survived? Didn't they know she was part-Tinkerbell?"

"They had no idea, not that they couldn't have found out. It's not as though Maryweather tried to hide her half-self. But, that's the difference between us old buzzards and the younger crowds-we cared, we were thorough, and we never accepted things at face value."

Airianna's knocks were now seriously earsplitting bangs.

"Well, I'm not a typical member of the younger crowd," I said, folding my arms.

"That, I can believe. Now, I think it's time I show you your dress." Once again, Mrs. Waterberry waved her hand at the bathroom door.

All I saw was a brief flash of Airianna's horrified face as she flew out the door, stumbled across the hall, and slammed against the wall.

"Sorry about that, Airi," said Mrs. Waterberry, winking at me. "That bathroom door tends to stick."

"It's okay, it's fine," said Airianna, straightening her skirt. "Did you find a dress?"

"Not yet," I said, brushing a few flyaway hairs from Airianna's face.

"Oh, good, I didn't miss it then. I want to help pick just the right dress for you. Mrs. Waterberry, if you wouldn't mind pointing us in the direction of the dresses, I think we're ready to Cinderella-ize Marina."

"Well, it's not dresses, exactly. It's more like dress, as in one," she said, flinging open a gorgeous bronze dresser hidden in a small, slanted corner of the cluttered room.

I felt a twinge in my stomach, a catch in my throat, and a tug on my heart-this was my dress. "I love it," I said, gently touching the flowing lavender and blue chiffon.

"It's the ocean dress! I thought it was an urban dress myth!" yelped Airianna, jumping up and down.

"The ocean dress?" I inquired.

"The sea is said to have created a gown made from the soul of the sea," said Airianna.

"Intense," I said.

"Airi, there's a blue velvet box on the counter just outside the room, could you get it for me?" asked Mrs. Waterberry.

"Of course. Be right back," she said, staring longingly at the dress before rounding the corner.

"According to legend, the lost souls of the Ravenflame-Fairhair water war will stir the dress when the one true Siren Savior surfaces," whispered Mrs. Waterberry. "The minute you arrived in town, the dress came to life. And now, after seeing your reaction to the dress, I know it's true. Want to know why it's up to you, Marina? Well, I'll tell you. You are the one true Siren Savior. Those that know its legend will mark you for something far worse than death the second they see you in this dress."

"Lucky me. But, um, I didn't think mermaids and sirens were the same things...uh, beings."

"Yeah, well, you can blame it on our French ancestors. The French word for mermaid is sirene. So, when future generations translated the original text, it was either going to be Mermaid Savior or Siren Savior. They picked the latter because it sounded better. Mermen have been trying to change it to Merpeople Savior for years. But, again, it doesn't have the same zip. Anywhoo, it's actually pretty perfect, since the Savior's duties probably cover the sn.o.bby sirens. I have a cousin twice removed who's a siren. She's a real snoot," she added, almost as an afterthought. "Besides, the key word in all of it is savior. That should be your focus."

"How can I be some Savior? I hardly know what I'm doing half the time...and I have legs...only legs...no fin."

"Accept the truth, Marina. I cannot say more, I'm afraid."

"Stupid pact."