The Master of the Ceremonies Part 20

"What an old sphinx it is," he thought to himself. "The day grows brighter every hour, Mrs Burnett," he said gallantly. "It has culminated in the sight of you."

"Your lordship's compliments are overpowering," said the lady, with a profound curtsey; and then she secured her book and would have fled, but his lordship insisted upon escorting her to her carriage, hat in hand, and he cursed that new pomade in a way that was silent but not divine, for it lifted one side of his hair as if he were being scalped when he raised his hat.

"Good-morning, good-morning!" he said, as the carriage drove off.

"Little wretch," he muttered as he watched the equipage out of sight, but with his hat on now. "I hate scandal, but if we don't have a toothsome bit before long over that little woman, I'm no man. It's vexatious, too," he said angrily, "doosid vexatious. I don't like it.

So different to the other, and our sweet Christians here will throw dirt at both. Can't help it; can't help it. Well, Miss Clode, anything you want to recommend to me?"

"Yes, my lord, I have a very charming little tortoise-sh.e.l.l-covered engagement-book or two. Most elegant and very cheap."

"I don't want cheap things, my dear little woman. Let me see, let me see. Oh, yes, very nice indeed," he said, opening the case, and letting a scented note drop out on the counter. "Same make, I see, as the cigar-case I bought last week."

"No, my lord, it is French."

"No, no--no, no; don't tell me--English, English. People have stuck their advertis.e.m.e.nt in. Send it back to 'em. Do for some one else."

"Then your lordship does not like the case?"

"My dear little woman, but I do, doosidly, but don't offer me any more with that person's circular inside. There, there, there; take the price out of that five-pound note. Two guineas? And very cheap too. Doosid pretty little piece of art, Miss Clode. Doosid pretty little piece of art."

"Wouldn't he have old Mrs Dean's pink note, auntie?" said Annie, as soon as his lordship had gone.

"My dear child, this will never do. You see and hear far too much."

"Please auntie, I can't help it," drawled the girl. "I shouldn't speak like that to anyone else."

"Ah, well, I suppose not; and I have done right, I see. No; he would not have the pink note. This is the second he has refused. Old Mrs Dean will be furious, but she must have known that it would not last long."

"I know why it is," said Annie eagerly. "I know, auntie."

"You know, child?"

"Yes, auntie; old Lord--"

"Hush! don't call people old."

"Lord Carboro' has taken a fancy to some one else."

"Well, perhaps so," said Miss Clode, tapping her niece's fat cheek, and smiling. "People do take fancies, even when they are growing older,"

she added with a sigh. "Well, he hasn't taken a fancy to you."

"Ugh! Oh, gracious, auntie, don't," said the girl with a shudder.

"He's such a horrid old man. I can't think how it was that beautiful Miss Cora Dean could like him."

"I can," said Miss Clode shortly. "Now go and see about the dinner, and don't talk so much."

Volume One, Chapter XVI.

MRS DEAN'S DRIVE.

May Burnett, with her little palpitating heart full of trouble, pretty b.u.t.terfly of fashion that she was, was flitting through the sunshine one afternoon for the second time to confide her troublesome secret to her sister and obtain her help, but her heart failed her again. The right road was so steep and hard, so she turned down the wrong one once more, laughed at Claire, and left her with saddened face, as in response to the again-repeated question, "Why did you come?" she replied:

"Oh, I don't know. Just to try and make people forget what a horrible house this has been. I almost wonder, though, that I dare to call."

She gave her sister a childlike kiss, and away she went full sail, and with no more ballast than she possessed two years before, at the time she was so severely taken to task for flirting with Louis Gravani, when the handsome young artist painted her portrait and that of her father, hers to hang in the drawing-room, that of the Master of the Ceremonies in the ante-room at the a.s.sembly Rooms.

Claire went to the window to gaze down over the flowers in the balcony at her sister, as she stepped lightly into her carriage, just as manly, handsome Richard Linnell came by on the other side, to raise his hat gravely to each of the sisters in turn, with the effect of making Claire shrink back more into the room, so that she only heard the door of the britzka banged to, and the horses start off, while Richard Linnell went on with bended head and knitted brows, thinking of the part he had taken in the serenade on that terrible night.

"Goose!" said May Burnett to herself angrily, as she ordered the footman to go to Miss Clode's. "I believe she'd be ready to throw herself away on that penniless fellow. I haven't patience with her, and--"

Here she had to bend to a couple of ladies with a most gracious smile.

A few yards further and she encountered Lord Carboro', whose hat was carefully raised to her, and on turning the bend where the cliff curved off to the north, she came suddenly upon a handsome pony carriage, driven by Cora Dean in a dazzling new costume of creamy silk and lace, while her mother leaned back in ruby satin, with her eyes half-closed, a small groom behind, seated upon a very tiny perch, having his arms closely folded, and his hat c.o.c.ked at a wonderful angle.

The driver of the high-stepping pair of ponies stared hard at May Burnett, while that lady leaned back languidly, and quite ignored the presence of the handsome actress.

"Little upstart!" muttered Cora, as she gave her ponies a sharp cut, making them tear along. "I'm not good enough for her to even see; but maybe s.m.u.ts will fall on the whitest snow. Who knows, my pretty baby madam? Get on with you then!"

_Whish-swish_, and the ponies sent the chalky dust flying as they tore along.

"Now, lookye here, Betsy, once for all," said Mrs Dean angrily; "if you are going to drive like that, I stay at home. I like my bones, though they do ache sometimes, and I'm not going to have them broke to please you."

Cora frowned, and softly took up the second rein with the effect of checking the ponies' rattling gallop just as heads were being turned and gentlemen on horseback were starting off in pursuit.

"I ain't easily frightened, Betsy, you know," said Mrs Dean, panting.

"Speaking as a woman as has faced a whole company in the bad days on treasury night, when there's been nothing in the cash-box, and your poor father off his head, I say I ain't easily frightened."

"Now, mother--I mean mamma--how are we to get into society if you will refer so constantly to those wretched old days?"

"They weren't wretched old days, my dear, and I was a deal happier then than I am now. But never mind; we've got our tickets. I knew old Denville would get 'em, and my Betsy'll startle some of 'em at the ball, I know. Hold 'em in tighter, my dear, do."

"Don't be so foolishly nervous, mother. I have them well in hand."

"But why does that one keep laying down its ears and squeaking, and trying to bite t'other one?"

"Play," said Cora shortly.

"Then I wish he'd play in the stable, and behave himself when he comes out on the cliff. My word, look at that old Drelincourt, Bet--Cora,"

said the old woman, giving her daughter a nudge. "Look at the nasty old thing in black. If she'd had any decency, she'd have left the place when her old sister was killed, instead of being pushed about in her chair like that."

"But she has a house here of her own," said Cora shortly, as she guided her ponies in and out among the fashionable equipages, not one of whose lady occupants noticed her.

"Look at 'em," whispered Mrs Dean, nudging her daughter again.

"They're a-busting with envy, but they shall be civil to you yet. I did grudge the money for the turn out, and I told Ashley it was a swindle, but they do show off, and I'm glad I bought 'em. Look at the fine madams in that broosh; they're as envious as can be. Hit'm up, Cora, and make 'em go. I should like to see anybody else's gal with such a turn-out."

Too showy, and with a suspicion of the circus in the style of the harness and the colours of the rosettes; but Cora Dean's pony carriage, driven as it was in masterly style, created no little sensation in Saltinville; and if, in addition to the salutes of the gentlemen, which she acknowledged very superciliously, only one lady would have bowed in recognition, Cora Dean would have enjoyed her drive, and probably have gone more slowly.

As it was, in obedience to her mother's nudges and admonitions to "Hit 'm up again," she gave the ponies flick after flick with the whip, and increased the restiveness consequent upon plenty of spirit and too much corn.

It was a risky drive with restive beasts along that cliff with so slight a railing, and the archives of the town told how one Sir Rumble Thornton had gone over with his curricle and pair on to the shingle below, to be killed with his horses. But Cora Dean and her mother thought only of making a show, and the well-bred little ponies seemed to be kept thoroughly in hand by their mistress, though they were fretting and champing their bits and sending flakes of foam all over their satin coats.