The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination Part 19

The shadow was darker in the morning light. The sun was beginning to warm the deck, frail white clouds swam in the blue of clear French skies, and yet the mist seemed now to swirl and thicken, obscuring the young man's face, wrapping round his shoulders like a shawl.

Dear Lord, tell me what to do! Her body jerked, wanting to go to the young man, speak to him. But say what? You're in danger, be careful? He'd think she was mad. And if the danger was a thing he couldn't help, like wee Ronnie and the ox, what difference might her speaking make?

She was dimly aware of Michael staring at her, curious. He said something to her, but she wasn't listening, listening hard instead inside her head. Where were the d.a.m.ned voices when you b.l.o.o.d.y needed one?

But the voices were stubbornly silent, and she turned to Michael, the muscles of her arm jumping, she'd held so tight to the ship's rigging.

"I'm sorry," she said. "I wasna listening properly. I just . . . thought of something."

"If it's a thing I can help ye with, Sister, ye've only to ask," he said, smiling faintly. "Oh! And speak of that, I meant to say- I said to your mam, if she liked to write to you in care of Fraser et Cie, I'd see to it that ye got the letters." He shrugged, one-shouldered. "I dinna ken what the rules are at the convent, aye? About getting letters from outside."

Joan didn't know that, either, and had worried about it. She was so relieved to hear this that a huge smile split her face.

"Oh, it's that kind of ye!" she said. "And if I could . . . maybe write back . . . ?"

He smiled, the marks of grief easing in his plea sure at doing her a service.

"Anytime," he a.s.sured her. "I'll see to it. Perhaps I could-"

A ragged shriek cut through the air, and Joan glanced up, startled, thinking it one of the sea-birds that had come out from sh.o.r.e to wheel round the ship, but it wasn't. The young man was standing on the rail, one hand on the rigging, and before she could so much as draw breath, he let go and was gone.

TWO.

Paris Michael was worried for Joan; she sat slumped in the coach, not bothering to look out of the window, until a faint waft of the spring breeze touched her face. The smell was so astonishing that it drew her out of the sh.e.l.l of shocked misery in which she had traveled from the docks.

"Mother o' G.o.d!" she said, clapping a hand to her nose. "What is that?"

Michael dug in his pocket and pulled out the grubby rag of his handkerchief, looking dubiously at it.

"It's the public cemeteries. I'm sorry, I didna think-"

"Moran taing." She seized the damp cloth from him and held it over her face, not caring. "Do the French not bury folk in their cemeteries?" Because from the smell, a thousand corpses had been thrown out on wet ground and left to rot, and the sight of darting, squabbling flocks of black corbies in the distance did nothing to correct this impression.

"They do." Michael felt exhausted- it had been a terrible morning- but struggled to pull himself together. "It's all marshland over there, though; even coffins buried deep- and most of them aren't- work their way through the ground in a few months. When there's a flood- and there's a flood when ever it rains- what's left of the coffins falls apart, and . . ." He swallowed, just as pleased that he'd not eaten any breakfast.

"There's talk of maybe moving the bones at least, putting them in an ossuary, they call it. There are mine workings, old ones, outside the city, over there"- he pointed with his chin-"and perhaps . . . but they havena done anything about it yet," he added in a rush, pinching his nose fast to get a breath in through his mouth. It didn't matter whether you breathed through your nose or your mouth, though; the air was thick enough to taste.

She looked as ill as he felt, or maybe worse, her face the color of spoilt custard. She'd vomited when the crew had finally pulled the suicide aboard, pouring gray water and slimed with the seaweed that had wrapped round his legs and drowned him. There were still traces of sick down her front, and her dark hair was lank and damp, straggling out from under her cap. She hadn't slept at all, of course- neither had he.

He couldn't take her to the convent in this condition. The nuns maybe wouldn't mind, but she would. He stretched up and rapped on the ceiling of the carriage.

"Monsieur?"

"Au chateau, vite!"

He'd take her to his house, first. It wasn't much out of the way, and the convent wasn't expecting her at any particular day or hour. She could wash, have something to eat, and put herself to rights. And if it saved him from walking into his house alone, well, they did say a kind deed carried its own reward.

By the time they'd reached the Rue Tremoulins, Joan had forgotten- partly-her various reasons for distress, in the sheer excitement of being in Paris. She had never seen so many people in one place at the same time- and that was only the folk coming out of Ma.s.s at a parish church! While round the corner, a pavement of fitted stones stretched wider than the whole River Ness, and those stones covered from one side to the other in barrows and wagons and stalls, rioting with fruit and vegetables and flowers and fish and meat . . . she'd given Michael back his filthy handkerchief and was panting like a dog, turning her face to and fro, trying to draw all the wonderful smells into herself at once.

"Ye look a bit better," Michael said, smiling at her. He was still pale himself, but he too seemed happier. "Are ye hungry, yet?"

"I'm famished!" She cast a starved look at the edge of the market. "Could we stop, maybe, and buy an apple? I've a bit of money . . ." She fumbled for the coins in her stocking-top, but he stopped her.

"Nay, there'll be food aplenty at the house. They were expecting me this week, so everything will be ready."

She cast a brief longing look at the market, but turned obligingly in the direction he pointed, craning out the carriage window to see his house as they approached.

"That's the biggest house I've ever seen!" she exclaimed.

"Och, no," he said, laughing. "Lallybroch's bigger than that."

"Well . . . this one's taller," she replied. And it was- a good four stories, and a huge roof of lead slates and green-coppered seams, with what must be more than a score of gla.s.s windows set in, and . . .

She was still trying to count the windows, when Michael helped her down from the carriage and offered her his arm to walk up to the door. She was goggling at the big yew trees set in bra.s.s pots and wondering how much trouble it must be to keep those polished, when she felt the arm under her hand go suddenly rigid as wood.

She glanced at Michael, startled, then looked where he was looking- toward the door of his house. The door had swung open, and three people were coming down the marble steps, smiling and waving, calling out.

"Who's that?" Joan whispered, leaning close to Michael. The one short fellow in the striped ap.r.o.n must be a butler; she'd read about butlers. But the other man was a gentleman, limber as a willow tree and wearing a coat and waistcoat striped in lemon and pink, with a hat decorated with . . . well, she supposed it must be a feather, but she'd pay money to see the bird it came off of. By comparison, she had hardly noticed the woman, who was dressed in black. But now she saw that Michael had eyes only for the woman.

"Li-" he began, and choked it back. "L-Leonie. Leonie is her name. My wife's sister."

She looked sharp then, because from the look of Michael Murray, he'd just seen his wife's ghost. Leonie seemed flesh and blood, however- slender and pretty, though her own face bore the same marks of sorrow as did Michael's, and her face was pale under a small, neat black tricorne with a tiny curled blue feather.

"Michel," she said, "Oh, Michel!" And with tears br.i.m.m.i.n.g from eyes shaped like almonds, she threw herself into his arms.

Feeling extremely superfluous, Joan stood back a little and glanced at the gentleman in the lemon-striped waistcoat- the butler had tactfully withdrawn into the house.

"Charles Pepin, mademoiselle," he said, sweeping off his hat. Taking her hand, he bowed low over it, and now she saw the band of black mourning he wore around his bright sleeve. "a votre service."

"Oh," she said, a little fl.u.s.tered. "Um. Joan MacKimmie. Je suis . . . er . . . um . . ."

Tell him not to do it, said a sudden small, calm voice inside her head, and she jerked her own hand away as though he'd bitten her.

"Pleased to meet you," she gasped. "Excuse me." And turning, threw up into one of the bronze yew-pots.

Joan had been afraid it would be awkward, coming to Michael's bereaved and empty house, but had steeled herself to offer comfort and support, as became a distant kinswoman and a daughter of G.o.d. She might have been miffed, therefore, to find herself entirely supplanted in the department of comfort and support- quite relegated to the negligible position of guest, in fact, served politely and asked periodically if she wished more wine, a slice of ham, some gherkins . . . ?- but otherwise ignored. Mean while Michael's servants, sister-in-law, and . . . she wasn't quite sure of the position of M. Pepin, though he seemed to have something personal to do with Leonie, perhaps someone had said he was her cousin? They all swirled round Michael like perfumed bathwater, warm and buoyant, touching him, kissing him- well, all right, she'd heard of men kissing one another in France but she couldn't help staring when M. Pepin gave Michael a big wet one on both cheeks- and generally making a fuss of him.

She was more than relieved, though, not to have to make conversation in French, beyond a simple Merci or S'il vous plait from time to time. It gave her a chance to settle her nerves- and her stomach, and she would say the wine was a wonder for that- and to keep a close eye on Monsieur Charles Pepin.

"Tell him not to do it." And just what d'ye mean by that? she demanded of the voice. She didn't get an answer, which didn't surprise her. The voices weren't much for details.

She couldn't tell whether the voices were male or female; they didn't seem either one, and she wondered whether they might maybe be angels- angels didn't have a s.e.x, and doubtless that saved them a lot of trouble. Joan of Arc's voices had had the decency to introduce themselves, but not hers, oh, no. On the other hand, if they were angels, and told her their names, she wouldn't recognize them anyway, so perhaps that's why they didn't bother.

Well, so. Did this particular voice mean that Charles Pepin was a villain? She squinted closely at him. He didn't look it. He had a strong, good-looking face, and Michael seemed to like him- after all, Michael must be a fair judge of character, she thought, and him in the wine business.

What was it Mr. Charles Pepin oughtn't to do, though? Did he have some wicked crime in mind? Or might he be bent on doing away with himself, like that poor wee gomerel on the boat? There was still a trace of slime on her hand, from the seaweed.

She rubbed her hand inconspicuously against the skirt of her dress, frustrated. She hoped the voices would stop in the convent. That was her nightly prayer. But if they didn't, at least she might be able to tell someone there about them without fear of being packed off to a mad house or stoned in the street. She'd have a confessor, she knew that much. Maybe he could help her discover what G.o.d had meant, landing her with a gift like this, and no explanation what she was to do with it.

In the meantime, Monsieur Pepin would bear watching; she should maybe say something to Michael before she left. Aye, what? she thought, helpless.

Still, she was glad to see that Michael grew less pale as they all carried on, vying to feed him tidbits, refill his gla.s.s, tell him bits of gossip. She was also pleased to find that she mostly understood what they were saying, as she relaxed. Jared- that would be Jared Fraser, Michael's elderly cousin, who'd founded the wine company, and whose house this was- was still in Germany, they said, but was expected at any moment. He had sent a letter for Michael, too, where was it? No matter, it would turn up . . . and Madame-Comtesse de Maurepas had had a fit, a veritable fit at court last Wednesday, when she came face-to-face with Mademoiselle de Perpignan wearing a confection in the particular shade of pea green that was de Maurepas's alone, and G.o.d alone knew why, because she always looked like a cheese in it, and had slapped her own maid so hard for pointing this out that the poor girl flew across the rushes and cracked her head on one of the mirrored walls- and cracked the mirror, too, very bad luck that, but no one could agree whether the bad luck was de Maurepas's, the maid's, or La Perpignan's.

Birds, Joan thought dreamily, sipping her wine. They sound just like cheerful wee birds in a tree, all chattering away together.

"The bad luck belongs to the seamstress who made the dress for La Perpignan," Michael said, a faint smile touching his mouth. "Once de Maurepas finds out who it is." His eye lighted on Joan, then, sitting there with a fork- an actual fork! and silver, too- in her hand, her mouth half-open in the effort of concentration required to follow the conversation.

"Sister Joan, Sister Gregory, I mean, I'm that sorry, I was forgetting. If ye've had enough to eat, will ye have a bit of a wash, maybe, before I deliver ye to the convent?"

He was already rising, reaching for a bell, and before she knew where she was, a maid-servant had whisked her off upstairs, deftly undressed her, and wrinkling her nose at the smell of the discarded garments, wrapped Joan in a robe of the most amazing green silk, light as air, and ushered her into a small stone room with a copper bath in it, then disappeared, saying something in which Joan caught the word "eau."

She sat on the wooden stool provided, clutching the robe about her nakedness, head spinning with more than wine. She closed her eyes and took deep breaths, trying to put herself in the way of praying. G.o.d was everywhere, she a.s.sured herself, embarra.s.sing as it was to contemplate Him being with her in a bathroom in Paris. She shut her eyes harder and firmly began the rosary, starting with the Joyful Mysteries.

She'd got through The Visitation before she began to feel steady again. This wasn't quite how she'd expected her first day in Paris to be. Still, she'd have something to write home to Mam about, that was for sure. If they let her write letters in the convent.

The maid came in with two enormous cans of steaming water, and upended these into the bath with a tremendous splash. Another came in on her heels, similarly equipped, and between them, they had Joan up, stripped, and stepping into the tub before she'd so much as said the first word of the Lord's Prayer for the third decade.

They said French things to her, which she didn't understand, and held out peculiar-looking instruments to her in invitation. She recognized the small pot of soap, and pointed at it, and one of them at once poured water on her head and began to wash her hair!

She had for months been bidding farewell to her hair whenever she combed it, quite resigned to its loss, for whether she must sacrifice it immediately, as a postulant, or later, as a novice, plainly it must go. The shock of knowing fingers rubbing her scalp, the sheer sensual delight of warm water coursing through her hair, the soft wet weight of it lying in ropes down over her b.r.e.a.s.t.s- was this G.o.d's way of asking if she'd truly thought it through? Did she know what she was giving up?

Well, she did, then. And she had thought about it. On the other hand . . . she couldn't make them stop, really; it wouldn't be mannerly. The warmth of the water was making the wine she'd drunk course faster through her blood, and she felt as though she were being kneaded like toffee, stretched and pulled, all glossy and falling into languid loops. She closed her eyes and gave up trying to remember how many Hail Marys she had yet to go in the third decade.

It wasn't until the maids had hauled her, pink and steaming, out of the bath and wrapped her in a most remarkable huge fuzzy kind of towel, that she emerged abruptly from her sensual trance. The cold air coalesced in her stomach, reminding her that all this luxury was indeed a lure of the devil- for lost in gluttony and sinful bathing, she'd forgot entirely about the poor young man on the ship, the poor, despairing sinner who had thrown himself into the sea.

The maids had gone for the moment. She dropped at once to her knees on the stone floor and threw off the coddling towels, exposing her bare skin to the full chill of the air in penance.

"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa," she breathed, knocking a fist against her bosom in a paroxysm of sorrow and regret. The sight of the drowned young man was in her mind, soft brown hair fanned across his cheek, young eyes half closed, seeing nothing- and what terrible thing was it that he'd seen before he jumped, or thought of, that he'd screamed so?

She thought briefly of Michael, the look on his face when he spoke of his poor wife . . . perhaps the young brown-haired man had lost someone dear, and couldn't face his life alone?

She should have spoken to him. That was the undeniable, terrible truth. It didn't matter that she didn't know what to say. She should have trusted G.o.d to give her words, as He had when she'd spoken to Michael.

"Forgive me, Father!" she said urgently, out loud. "Please- forgive me, give me strength!"

She'd betrayed that poor young man. And herself. And G.o.d, who'd given her the terrible gift of Sight for a reason. And the voices . . .

"Why did ye not tell me?" she cried. "Have ye nothing to say for yourselves?" Here she'd thought the voices those of angels, and they weren't- just drifting bits of bog-mist, getting into her head, pointless, useless . . . useless as she was, oh, Lord Jesus . . .

She didn't know how long she knelt there, naked, half drunk, and in tears. She heard the m.u.f.fled squeaks of dismay from the French maids who poked their heads in, and just as quickly withdrew them, but paid no attention. She didn't know if it was right even to pray for the poor young man- for suicide was a mortal sin, and surely he'd gone straight to h.e.l.l. But she couldn't give him up; she couldn't. She felt somehow that he'd been her charge, that she'd carelessly let him fall, and surely G.o.d would not hold the young man entirely responsible, when it was she who should have been watching out for him?

And so she prayed, with all the energy of body and mind and spirit, asking mercy. Mercy for the young man, for wee Ronnie and wretched auld Angus . . . mercy for poor Michael, and for the soul of Lillie, his dear wife, and their babe unborn. And mercy for herself, this unworthy vessel of G.o.d's service.

"I'll do better!" she promised, sniffing, and wiping her nose on the fluffy towel. "Truly, I will. I'll be braver. I will."

Michael took the candlestick from the footman, said good night, and shut the door. He hoped Sister Joan-Gregory was comfortable; he'd told the staff to put her in the main guest room. He was fairly sure she'd sleep well. He smiled wryly to himself; unaccustomed to wine, and obviously nervous in company, she'd sipped her way through most of a decanter of Jerez sherry before he noticed, and was sitting in the corner with unfocused eyes and a small inward smile that reminded him of a painting he had seen at Versailles, a thing the steward had called La Gioconda.

He couldn't very well deliver her to the convent in such a condition, and had gently escorted her upstairs and placed her into the hands of the chambermaids, both of whom regarded her with some wariness, as though a tipsy nun was a particularly dangerous commodity.

He'd drunk a fair amount himself in the course of the afternoon, and more at dinner. He and Charles had sat up late, talking and drinking rum-punch. Not talking of anything in particular; he had just wanted not to be alone. Charles had invited him to go to the gaming rooms- Charles was an inveterate gambler- but was kind enough to accept his refusal and to simply bear him company.

The candle flame blurred briefly at thought of Charles's kindness. He blinked and shook his head, which proved a mistake; the contents shifted abruptly, and his stomach rose in protest at the sudden movement. He barely made it to the chamber pot in time, and once evacuated, lay numbly on the floor, cheek pressed to the cold boards.

It wasn't that he couldn't get up and go to bed. It was that he couldn't face the thought of the cold white sheets, the pillows round and smooth, as though Lillie's head had never dented them, the bed never known the heat of her body.

Tears ran sideways over the bridge of his nose and dripped on the floor. There was a snuffling noise, and Plonplon came squirming out from under the bed and licked his face, whining anxiously. After a little while, he sat up, and leaning against the side of the bed with the dog in one arm, reached for the decanter of port that the butler had left- by instruction- on the table beside it.

The smell was appalling. Rakoczy had wrapped a woolen comforter about his lower face, but the odor seeped in, putrid and cloying, clinging to the back of the throat, so that even breathing through the mouth didn't preserve you from the stench. He breathed as shallowly as he could, though, picking his way carefully past the edge of the cemetery by the narrow beam of a dark-lantern. The mine lay well beyond it, but the stench carried amazingly, when the wind lay in the east.

The chalk mine had been abandoned for years; it was rumored to be haunted. It was. Rakoczy knew what haunted it. Never religious- he was a philosopher and a natural scientist, a rationalist- he still crossed himself by reflex at the head of the ladder that led down the shaft into those spectral depths.

At least the rumors of ghosts and earth-demons and the walking dead would keep anyone from coming to investigate strange light glowing from the subterranean tunnels of the workings, if it was noticed at all. Though just in case . . . he opened the burlap bag, still redolent of rats, and fished out a bundle of pitchblende torches and the oiled-silk packet that held several lengths of cloth saturated with salpetre, salts of potash, blue vitriol, verdigris, b.u.t.ter of antimony, and a few other interesting compounds from his laboratory.

He found the blue vitriol by smell, and wrapped the cloth tightly around the head of one torch, then- whistling under his breath- did three more, impregnated with different salts. He loved this part. It was so simple, and so astonishingly beautiful.

He paused for a minute to listen, but it was well past dark and the only sounds were those of the night itself- frogs chirping and bellowing in the distant marshes by the cemetery, wind stirring the leaves of spring. A few hovels a half mile away, only one with firelight glowing dully from a smoke-hole in the roof.

Almost a pity there's no one but me to see this. He took the little clay firepot from its wrappings and touched a coal to the cloth-wrapped torch. A tiny green flame flickered like a serpent's tongue, then burst into life in a brilliant globe of ghostly color.

He grinned at the sight, but there was no time to lose; the torches wouldn't last forever, and there was work to be done. He tied the bag to his belt and with the green fire crackling softly in one hand, climbed down into darkness.

He paused at the bottom, breathing deep. The air was clear, the dust long settled. No one had been down here recently. The dull white walls glowed soft, eerie under the green light, and the pa.s.sage yawned before him, black as a murderer's soul. Even knowing the place as well as he did, and with light in his hand, it gave him a qualm to walk into it.

Is that what death is like? he wondered. A black void, that you walked into with no more than a feeble glimmer of faith in your hand? His lips compressed. Well, he'd done that before, if less permanently. But he disliked the way that the notion of death seemed always to be lurking in the back of his mind these days.

The main tunnel was large, big enough for two men to walk side by side, and the roof was high enough above him that the roughly excavated chalk lay in shadow, barely touched by his torch. The side-tunnels were smaller, though. He counted the ones on the left, and despite himself, hurried his step a little as he pa.s.sed the fourth. That was where it lay, down the side-tunnel, a turn to the left, another to the left- was it "widdershins" the English called it, turning against the direction of the sun? He thought that was what Melisande had called it when she'd brought him here . . .

The sixth. His torch had begun to gutter already, and he pulled another from the bag and lit it from the remains of the first, which he dropped on the floor at the entrance to the side-tunnel, leaving it to flare and smolder behind him, the smoke catching at his throat. He knew his way, but even so, it was as well to leave landmarks, here in the realm of everlasting night. The mine had deep rooms, one far back that showed strange paintings on the wall, of animals that didn't exist, but had an astonishing vividness, as though they would leap from the wall and stampede down the pa.s.sages. Sometimes- rarely-he went all the way down into the bowels of the earth, just to look at them.

The fresh torch burned with the warm light of natural fire, and the white walls took on a rosy glow. So did the painting at the end of the corridor, this one different; a crude but effective rendering of the Annunciation. He didn't know who had made the paintings that appeared unexpectedly here and there in the mines- most were of religious subjects, a few most emphatically not- but they were useful. There was an iron ring in the wall by the Annunciation, and he set his torch into it.

Turn back at the Annunciation, then three paces . . . he stamped his foot, listening for the faint echo, and found it. He'd brought a trowel in his bag, and it was the work of a few moments to uncover the sheet of tin that covered his cache.

The cache itself was three feet deep and three feet square- he found satisfaction in the knowledge of its perfect cubicity whenever he saw it; any alchemist was by profession a numerologist as well. It was half full, the contents wrapped in burlap or canvas; not things he wanted to carry openly through the streets. It took some prodding and unwrapping to find the pieces he wanted. Madame Fabienne had driven a hard bargain, but a fair one: two hundred ecus a month times four months, for the guaranteed exclusive use of Madeleine's services.