The Last of the Peterkins Part 19

"Once, indeed, he had thought of joining a circus; but he could not equal the Chinese juggler with the b.a.l.l.s, and it tired him to jump up and down. His father got him the place of janitor at an art building; but he made mistakes in making change for tickets, and put wrong checks on the umbrellas and parasols, so that n.o.body got the right umbrella. He was really glad when they dismissed him, it tired him so. It was harder work than flinging b.a.l.l.s----"

"Look at here, you need not go on," said Jack, interrupting his sister.

"I never did it but just once in school, and that was when you happened to come in and speak to Miss Eaton. I was real ashamed that you caught me at it then, and I have never had the b.a.l.l.s at school since, or thought of them."

"The beast has spoken," said Ernest, looking up from his book.

Jack made a rush at his brother. "Oh! stop," said Ernest; "let us find out what became of Oscar."

"He has married," said Hester, "and his wife supports him."

XIV.

THE FIRST NEEDLE.

"Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

"It's a stick with an eye, Through which you can tie A thread so long, it acts like a thong; And the men have such fun To see the thing run!

A firm, strong thread, through that eye at the head, Is pulled over the edges most craftily, And makes a beautiful seam to see!"

"What! instead of those wearisome thorns, my dear, Those wearisome thorns?" cried they.

"The seam we pin, Driving them in; But where are they, by the end of the day, With dancing and jumping and leaps by the sea?

For wintry weather They won't hold together, Seal-skins and bear-skins all dropping round, Off from our shoulders down to the ground.

The thorns, the tiresome thorns, will p.r.i.c.k, But none of them ever consented to stick!

Oh, won't the men let us this new thing use?

If we mend their clothes, they can't refuse.

Ah, to sew up a seam for them to see,-- What a treat, a delightful treat, 't will be!"

"Yes, a nice thing, too, for the babies, my dears,-- But, alas, there is but one!" cried she.

"I saw them pa.s.sing it round, and then They said it was only fit for men!

What woman would know How to make the thing go?

There was not a man so foolish to dream That any woman could sew up a seam!"

Oh, then there was babbling and screaming, my dears!

"At least they might let us do that!" cried they.

"Let them shout and fight And kill bears day and night; We'll leave them their spears and hatchets of stone If they'll give us this thing for our very own.

It will be like a joy above all we could scheme, To sit up all night and sew such a seam!"

"Beware! take care!" cried an aged old crone, "Take care what you promise!" said she.

"At first 't will be fun, But, in the long run, You'll wish that the men had let the thing be.

Through this stick with an eye I look and espy That for ages and ages you'll sit and you'll sew, And longer and longer the seams will grow, And you'll wish you never had asked to sew.

But nought that I say.

Can keep back the day; For the men will return to their hunting and rowing.

And leave to the women forever the sewing."

Ah! what are the words of an aged crone, For all have left her muttering alone; And the needle and thread they got with such pains.

They forever must keep as dagger and chains.