The Best of Ruskin Bond Part 43

'Where is the money?' he asked.

'You are so impatient! Sit down, sit down. I have it here beneath the mattress.'

Sudheer's hand made its way beneath the mattress and probed about in search of the money.

'Ah, here it is! You have a fortune stacked away here. Yes, ten rupees, fifteen, twenty-and one for luck. . . . Now give me a kiss!

About an hour later Sudheer was in the street again, whistling cheerfully to himself. He walked with a long, loping stride, his shirt hanging open. Warm sunshine filled one side of the narrow street, and crept up the walls of shops and houses.

Sudheer pa.s.sed a fruit stand, where the owner was busy talking to a customer, and helped himself to a choice red Kashmiri apple. He continued on his way down the bazaar road, munching the apple.

The bazaar continued for a mile, from the Clock Tower to the railway station, and Sudheer could hear the whistle of a train. He turned off at a little alley, throwing his half-eaten apple to a stray dog. Then he climbed a flight of stairs-wooden stairs that were loose and rickety, liable to collapse at any moment . . .

Mrinalini's half-deaf mother was squatting on the kitchen floor, making a fire in an earthen brazier. Sudheer poked his head round the door and shouted: 'Good morning, Mother, I hope you are making me some tea. You look fine today!' And then, in a lower tone, so that she could not hear: 'You look like a dried-up mango.'

'So it's you again,' grumbled the old woman. 'What do you want now?'

'Your most respectable daughter is what I want,' said Sudheer.

'What's that?' She cupped her hand to her ear and leaned forward.

'Where's Mrinalini?' shouted Sudheer.

'Don't shout like that! She is not here.'

'That's all I wanted to know,' said Sudheer, and he walked through the kitchen, through the living-room, and on to the veranda balcony, where he found Mrinalini sitting in the sun, combing out her long silken hair.

'Let me do it for you,' said Sudheer, and he took the comb from her hand and ran it through the silky black hair. 'For one so little, so much hair. You could conceal yourself in it, and not be seen, except for your dainty little feet.'

'What are you after, Sudheer? You are so full of compliments this morning. And watch out for Mother-if she sees you combing my hair, she will have a fit!'

'And I hope it kills her.'

'Sudheer!'

'Don't be so sentimental about your mother. You are her little gold mine, and she treats you as such-soon I will be having to fill in application forms before I can see you! It is time you kept your earnings for yourself.'

'So that it will be easier for you to help yourself?'

'Well, it would be more convenient. By the way, I have come to you for twenty rupees.'

Mrinalini laughed delightedly, and took the comb from Sudheer. 'What were you saying about my little feet?' she asked slyly.

'I said they were the feet of a princess, and I would be very happy to kiss them.'

'Kiss them, then.'

She held one delicate golden foot in the air, and Sudheer took it in his hands (which were as large as her feet) and kissed her ankle.

'That will be twenty rupees,' he said.

She pushed him away with her foot. 'But, Sudheer, I gave you fifteen rupees only three days ago. What have you done with it?'

'I haven't the slightest idea. I only know that I must have more. It is most urgent, you can be sure of that. But if you cannot help me, I must try elsewhere.'

'Do that, Sudheer. And may I ask, whom do you propose to try?'

'Well, I was thinking of Hastini.'

'Who?'

'You know, Hastini, the girl with the wonderful figure. . . .'

'I should think I do! Sudheer, if you so much as dare to take a rupee from her, I'll never speak to you again!'

'Well then, what shall I do?'

Mrinalini beat the arms of the chair with her little fists, and cursed Sudheer under her breath. Then she got up and went into the kitchen. A great deal of shouting went on in the kitchen before Mrinalini came back with flushed cheeks and fifteen rupees.

'You don't know the trouble I had getting it,' she said. 'Now don't come asking for more until at least a week has pa.s.sed.'

'After a week, I will be able to supply you with funds. I am engaged tonight on a mission of some importance. In a few days I will place golden bangles on your golden feet.'

'What mission?' asked Mrinalini, looking at him with an anxious frown. 'If it is anything to do with the Seth, please leave it alone. You know what happened to Satish Dayal. He was smuggling opium for the Seth, and now he is sitting in jail, while the Seth continues as always.'

'Don't worry about me. I can deal with the Seth.'

'Then be off! I have to entertain a foreign delegation this evening. You can come tomorrow morning, if you are free.'

'I may come. Meanwhile, goodbye!'

He walked backwards into the living-room, pivoted into the kitchen and, bending over the old woman, kissed her on the forehead.

'You dried-up old mango,' he said. And went away, whistling.

Extract From Rosebud.

One.

The Duel.

'Eight annas in the rupee,' sneered Major Crump for the hundredth time, as I walked into the officers' mess of Her Majesty's 32nd Foot in Meerut.

He thought the remark was hilarious, and although hardly anyone smiled, he roared with laughter at his own crude joke.

I had always ignored this sort of jibe, but that evening I was in a black mood, having just been refused leave to visit my sick sister in Bareilly. The younger British officers of my own age never made remarks about my forebears or the fact that my parentage was mixed; but the Major, for reasons that I found difficult to fathom, went out of his way to be offensive. Eight annas in the rupee-half a rupee-implied a half-breed, and of course I had an Indian mother and an English father and made no secret of the fact. But it seemed to afford endless amus.e.m.e.nt to Major Crump.

As I was only a lieutenant, I could hardly engage in a war of words with my superior officer. But the more I controlled myself and tried to suppress my anger, the more certain I became that I would erupt one day, and then heaven only knew what the consequences would be.

My mother came from a respected Muslim-Christian family near Bareilly. My father, an English officer in the East India Company's service, had been killed during the 1857 uprising. I had only vague, disjointed memories of him. My mother and I had survived the holocaust; I went to school in Lucknow, and when I was eighteen I joined the 32nd Foot, my father's regiment. I had my father's fair complexion; but I also had my mother's pa.s.sionate nature and fiery temper. I was not very tall, but I was strong, quick on my feet, and a good fighter. But you did not strike a senior officer no matter how great the provocation.

Except that I did. I was sick of Major Crump, who was in the habit of using his boots on servants, street-vendors and dogs, and my fist caught him between the eyes and sent him reeling against the billiard-table.

He came at me in a clumsy fashion, but like most bullies he was confused by a direct attack; I moved aside and helped him on his way, so that the velocity of his rush took him spinning across the room. He fell over a chair, which broke, and ended up on the floor with blood from his nose dripping onto his sandy moustache.

'I'll have you court-martialled for this, Wilson!' he choked the words out.

'Challenge him to a duel,' called out a slightly tipsy onlooker. 'Cut him down to size!'

'Yes,' I said. 'That's the only way to salvage your honour. Dignity you have already lost. Being knocked down by a half-breed junior officer-why, you'd be the laughing-stock of a court-martial. They couldn't shoot me for it, you know that. Just kick me out of the regiment. Who cares?'

'You're right,' said Major Crump, getting up and dusting himself down. 'I'd rather do the shooting myself.'

'So it's pistols, then? I heard you were something of a terror with a sword.'

'You wouldn't have much chance with a sword,' he said with a sneer. The effect of this was lost, because as he picked up his winegla.s.s with a flourish, more blood from his nose dripped into it. 'We meet in the Company gardens at five tomorrow morning. I doubt if any officer will want to be your second-'

'One of the men will do,' I said with a laugh. 'I'm no stickler for convention.'

I walked out of the mess-room in a casual, off-hand manner. But J did not feel all that confident. The Major had many years of tiger-shooting behind him, and was reputed to be a good shot. He had reduced the tiger population by at least twenty, I'd been told. And he wasn't the type who would shoot to wing or disable an opponent. He would aim at the heart.

But I was certain of one thing : death would not overtake me hiding in a corner.

I woke early in the September dawn. A brain-fever bird had kept me awake for most of the night, and so had thoughts of the impending duel. My orderly came at five and began to set out my uniform.

'Don't bother with that,' I said. 'Whatever happens, I won't be wearing the Queen's uniform again.'

I knew that if I killed, or even wounded, Major Crump, I would be up for a court-martial. And that if I got the worst of it, I would not need a uniform, except possibly to be buried in.

When I reached the gardens, the Major was pacing about alongside a bed of canna-lilies, while a friend of his loaded and primed the pistols. They were of the old-fashioned type, but still used in duels. A young subaltern, who had offered to be my second, handed me a pistol. It appeared to be in good order. He then measured out twenty paces from where Major Crump stood, and positioned me there.

'Are you ready, gentlemen?' asked the Major's second. 'Death before dishonour and all that. And don't fire until I give the word!'

We raised our pistols and aimed at each other. My hand was trembling a little, so I did not aim too high. Major Crump's midriff presented the best target.

'c.o.c.k your locks!' shouted the Major's aide. 'Take good aim! Fire!'

I have no idea where the Major's ball went. If his aim was poor that day it was probably because of some heavy drinking the night before.

My shot proved quite effective, pa.s.sing through both his cheeks-he must have turned side-on at the last moment-and knocking out all his teeth. When I walked up to him, he was lying on the dew-fresh gra.s.s, screaming blue murder.

'Well, that was on behalf of the tigers,' I said, adding a little insult to injury.

He spat out two or three mouthfuls of blood and flung his pistol away in disgust. It landed amongst the canna-lilies.

'You'd better be off,' said the young subaltern quietly. 'There'll be no hushing this up. He said that if he did not humiliate you today, he'd have you hanged for mutiny!'

Two.

The Outlaw.

I collected my horse from the stables, and without bothering to return to my quarters for my few belongings, rode out of the sleeping cantonment and took the Saharanpur road.

I made good progress before sunrise, knowing that it would be some time before anyone was sent after me. By the time the sun was up, I was in the sugar cane country near Sardhana. I thought of stopping there for a while-a cousin of mine was in the Begum's service-but decided that this would be too risky! Sardhana was only forty miles from Meerut.

I rode on, and it became hot and dusty. At a small irrigation ca.n.a.l I stopped to allow my horse to drink. Then we were off again, at a steady canter. I avoided the main towns, in case a telegraph message had been sent to one of them. Taking the village roads, I went unnoticed except by half-naked children who ran behind me for short distances, either cheering my progress or shouting imprecations.

My friend McNulty lived on the outskirts of Saharanpur, where he had some land and a large mango grove. It was good country for mangoes. Saharanpur was then a sleepy little town a few miles from the foothills, and my friend's home was an old Rohilla fortress which he had converted into a residence.

It was evening when I rode up to his house. He was glad to see me, for he was lonely on his estate. His wife, tired of their isolated existence had packed up and gone back to England the year before. McNulty was helping the Botanical Survey with its collection of plants from Nepal and the Indian foothills.

As dusk descended over the mango trees, and the flying-foxes began their nocturnal journeys to and fro, we sat out on his lawn and drank the local punch. I told him what had happened, and he said, 'The Army was never for you, my boy. You should be in the mountains, collecting plants for English gardens. Of course you'll have to lie low for a while. And you can't be seen in Saharanpur. This is the last outpost of the Empire, my boy. Go into the hills for some time, that's my advice to you. There's a hill raja who owes the British a favour or two, but he won't bother you. He can't really. There are no roads. It's a wonder he manages to collect any taxes. I shall lend you a few rupees. They'll go a long way. People are poor in these hills. But they are usually peacable, and they don't ask too many questions.'

I slept under the stars, on the ramparts of that strange old fort, and got up at the crack of dawn, when my good friend McNulty brought me a cup of sweet-scented Kashmiri tea.

We rode out together, reaching the foothills even as the sun drew an open wound across the sky. We forded a river on our horses. Then McNulty said, 'Well, this is where you take the high road and I take the low road. You'll be better off on foot now. This thoroughbred will only come to grief on these steep hillsides. I'll look after it for you.'

We shook hands, and he rode back across the river. The volume of water had abated since the end of the rains, and the two horses were never more than knee-deep in the water. And here the river opened out and lost some of its velocity. Higher up in the mountains the river would be an altogether different sort of creature.

Even though I had now been left entirely on my own, I began to grow in confidence. The greater freedom of the mountains lay ahead of me. Thinly populated, with scattered villages seldom visited by anyone from the plains, these sweeping ranges would, I felt sure, offer me refuge and shelter. Once across the valley I would be outside British territory. I wasn't quite sure whose territory I would be in, but where there are no roads it doesn't matter so much.

A path rose from the banks of the river and I followed it upstream until the river was far below and the sky suddenly much nearer and clearer. There were hardly any trees on this particular range, just clumps of cacti, and as the sun rose higher, I began to look for shade. I found it near a spring, a mere trickle that came from the hillside near a stunted medlar tree.

I drank from the spring. The water was sweet and cool. This was better than the turgid waters of Meerut: I emptied my water-bottle (given to me by McNulty) and refilled it from the spring. Then I sat down to make an inventory of my belongings-all given or lent to me by my friend.

I had a .12-bore gun and a belt full of cartridges; some with ball and some with small shot. I could hunt for my food if need be. McNulty had also provided me with a variety of useful odds and ends-a blanket, a clasp-knife, a tin plate, a tin cup, a fork, a spoon, a towel; and, not least, a list of plants he wanted me to collect, described in some detail. The fork and spoon seemed a little superfluous at the time. I did not expect to find a dining-table laid out for me in the mountains. Nor would I need them for the sugar-coated Huntley and Palmer biscuits that I found in a tin, or for the bag of dried figs that I found at the bottom of the haversack.