The Antelope And Night Wolf Chapter 3

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Chapter 3: Complimentary item is not necessary

Sub-section: h.o.m.os.e.xual

t.i.tle: Hana's body wash is mint flavor

Post Station: Yanshan University Bainianshuren BBS

I stole a bit last night. So fragrant~ Sender: Hana (Flower @ finally no longer living in the dormitory)

Sub-section: h.o.m.os.e.xual

t.i.tle: Re: Hana's body wash is mint flavor

Post Station: Yanshan University Bainianshuren BBS

…That's for the puppies that we raised in the dormitory. I use the red one.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Now, you tell me who are you?

Finished. Most likely, this guy is the original account's companion when 'strolling the map'. He must have used the transfer skills only for couples.

When one of the couple used this skill, the air will be filled with petals floating around their characters. Unfortunately, he's too dazzling that the petals were outmatched; else Ling Yang wouldn't have failed to notice 'the problem' in the first place.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: h.e.l.lo, I just bought this account. Please lift the previous relationship. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. (您好，这个号是我刚买的，之前的关系请解除，为您带来的不便表示抱歉。)

Although Ling Yang played on his words, it still sounded like listening to the standard Mandarin but also a no longer standard Mandarin at the same time.

(TNnier1: No idea…)

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: You bought it? How much did you spend for it?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Five Hundred Yuan for everything.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: 500?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Are you saying I'm black?

(TNnier2: 黑 hēi - black, liar, similar to black-belly or fuhei, evil, sly, etc.)

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Do you know how much money I spent on this account?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I don't know.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: At least Five Thousand, before and after.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: …

'Where did all the flowers go?!!'

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: How about the equipment?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: When I took over, it's already like this.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: How about the money?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: The money that I just borrowed from you?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Who did you buy it from?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: At 3715.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: 3715 sellers are not reliable.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Yes.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: They will sell one time and then change their QQ.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Yes.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: So now even if I ask you to contact the seller you won't be able to contact each other, right?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I cannot agree with you more.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: …

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Do you know what this number did before you dare buying it?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I don't know. I just bought it.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Want to know?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: If you want to tell, I don't mind listening.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: The latest one was a month ago when she last went online and was in an urgent need of money for an emergency. She didn't only borrow a lot of money from the guild members, but also cleaned the guild warehouse. She also cheated a few people in the world and then suddenly disappeared, no longer logging in.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: … Sounds pretty informative.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Do you mean to say, as long as I'm still using this account, sooner or later, enemies will show up everywhere in the server? I'll be unable to move and no matter where I go I will be hunted down?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: More or less, that's the idea.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: My G.o.d, my five hundred~

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Regretting it now?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: A little bit.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: In fact, there's no way out of this.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Great hero show me to Ming road!

(TNnier3: He's as if praying here and then明路Míng lù here means bright road, path of light, correct way)

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: You also just cheated my money earlier.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Yi (咦)?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Wait, I didn't cheat that money from you!

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Hold on, you were also very willing to help me cheat your money. Honestly, I was very touched. It just showed how kind your heart is, such a righteous spirit(1).

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Anyway, you don't owe anyone else now, you just owe (欠) me.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I said I didn't cheat you your money!

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: People only recognize the account in the game, not the people using it.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: You try coming up to those people who were scammed by the previous and tell them that you've just bought this account. Let's see who will believe you.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Why won't they believe me?—And why would I believe you?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Believe me.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: …

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: But I can actually help you prove that you were really previously hacked, had just recently recovered your account, and the right person is back.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: From the very first time I saw you, I knew you're a good person.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Of course I also have my condition.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: In fact, the first time I looked at you I was actually dizzy. I didn't see anything.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Well, you can choose to pay back the money you cheated me.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I already said that I didn't cheat your money! I don't owe you money! I don't owe you money! I don't owe you money!

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Ah well, goodbye.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Wait!!!

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Well, how much do I owe you?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Without counting the guild bank materials and point cards, a total of 338,004 gold.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: …………………………

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: My G.o.d, would you die if you're not so rich?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: I won't, but you will. If it wasn't I who came now, do you think you could stand here for so long?

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: T___T I thank you. However, I’m sorry. Killing me will do you no good. No money, one life(2).

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I'm so pitiful. Why don't I lie down here and let you kill me? Kill me until you've vented enough?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Why should I kill you? Killing you would do me no good.  I'll just waste time and waste electricity.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Brother, you don't have to be so realistic ah.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: It doesn't matter. But you still have a second option.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I believe that's the Ming Road!

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Continue as my wife.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: …………

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Brother, do you like men?

Ling Yang thought that the guy wasn't looking at the essence of this incident. As if he would actually fall in love with me at first sight, right?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Sorry, my s.e.xual orientation is normal.

'Meaning, I'm not normal?' Ling Yang cursed silently. 'Burn all of you, heteros.e.xuals.'

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: If I didn't guess wrong, the owner of this account before should also be a renyao.

(TNnier4: 人妖 rényāo - a transs.e.xual, s.h.e.m.a.l.e, ladyboy, slang for men who use female characters)

'Not only was he a she-male but also a liar, and a love swindler(3), who after eating will run away. The worst of its type.'

The face in front of him looked horrible after hearing what he said. How did Ling Yang see it? He just knows.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Yes, I have just thought of that. I didn't expect her to be a s.h.e.m.a.l.e in hiding for so long.

Night Wolf's tone sounded lost. Ling Yang wished he could do something or offer up something to him, like extending his one hand with compa.s.sion and teardrops.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Condolences, Shuaige. You deserve better.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: I just want you.

(TNnier5: (☉o☉) …OMG.)

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I…

If he didn't know that this line wasn't words of love, Ling Yang would have been moved.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Your account is my first apprentice (徒弟), and the only one. I met her in the Novice Village. I pulled her to level up, take her to practice her skills, grind in dungeons to get her equipment, buy her fashion items…

(TNnier6: Actually, the term used is刷副本shuā fùběn which mean 'brush' and 'copy'. As I said in chapter 1, copy means raid or instance or dungeoning; on the other hand, brush here may refer to grinding. Thank you zhidao.baidu XD)

Night wolf seems caught-up in his memories of the past.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I see. So you're actually a very cool brother who likes taking care of another.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: She's a full cla.s.s (满级). I married her. The two of us stayed together for a very long time while our friends around us tied their knots and also left their knots. But only the two of us stayed harmonious as ever, never betraying each other nor even quarreled for others to see.

He (She) simply didn't care about you. Because two people who care for each other will argue for each other~, Ling Yang thought otherwise but his mouth was still respectful. After all, if his creditor says something good he won't suffer.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: You two really had good feelings.

【Private Chat】 Night wolf: Everyone all say that we are the model couple in the server. So even if this incident happened, I still have to try to defend her image.

'You (polite/您) are courting death for face, live to suffer(4).'

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Your affection left me extremely moved.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: I cannot let others know that my wife is a s.h.e.m.a.l.e.

'Cannot let others know that you're a fool.'

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: You make sense…

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: So you have to be responsible for playing my wife’s role.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Should be… Ah??!

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: No, you said you're not interested in men, but I'm a real man. This time I didn't lie to you.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: I'm not interested whether you're a male or a female as long as you cooperate with me on this on the surface.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I don't excel in fine details, and I'm saying this again, I don't know how to play woman.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: No one is born and returns to womb; one is to give birth, second is to ripen it(5). I believe you can do it.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Thank you for your trust… But I don't want it ah!!

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: You can simply pay back the money.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I have no money.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: No money, mortgage yourself.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: …Can I delete this account?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Okay, five hundred, gone then gone.

Ling Yang suddenly withered.

After careful consideration, Ling Yang steeled his heart.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Okay. I'll agree with you. But I also have my conditions. I have three of them.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: I may not necessarily agree, but I can listen for the time being.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: …First, since you're the husband of this account, you need to pay the corresponding responsibility. See all its equipment, they are so poor, I'm so embarra.s.s to wear them.

Ling Yang thought since he had already sold his oneself into servitude, at least to protect his own interests, this man of a husband should also be a suitable laborer. This is not bad ah.

(TNnier7: Some wordplay here; the first is老公lǎogōng which is a slang for husband and劳工 láogōng which means laborer. Hahaha, our shou is truly sly)

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Rest a.s.sured. You going out wearing like this also is a slap on my face.

After listening to these words, Ling Yang immediately regretted. Maybe he should strip off his clothes in the middle of a densely populated area and run naked. This will then severely slap him twice on the face.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Second, I will fully cooperate with you on the surface, but privately, you are you, I am me. Our well water should not interfere with the river water(6) as you cannot interfere with my private life.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: This coincides with my idea. Please don't pester me as I'm not so free.

'Who is pestering who?! *Flips table!'

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: As for the third point, well… I haven't thought of it yet. I'll think of it for now.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Best think of it as soon as possible as your power is not permanent.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Do you have to be so merciless with your wife?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: It's private time. You don't have to enter the show so quickly.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: …

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Since you're done, now it's my turn.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: You still have something to say??

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: First, my wife is very obedient in front of me. I said one, she will never say two.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: ……… Demanding husband?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: This is mutual respect.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell : … Okay.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Second, my wife plays well, at least better than the average girls. If you want to act being her, you best practice the priest cla.s.s.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: That's because he is no girl at all.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: You don't have to repeatedly remind me of that, again and again.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I am being well-intentioned.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: “My wife is very obedient to me.”

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: Yes, hubby (老公)!

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Good.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: So, now is no longer private time?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Third……

Night wolf paused.

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: I haven't thought of it yet. We'll discuss after I think about it.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: ……………………

Ling Yan looked up at the sky with tears.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: I only bought an account, why forced to send a husband too?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: You may also choose not to get the husband as part of the debt.

【Private Chat】 Little Bell: So dear (亲), complimentary item is not necessary?

【Private Chat】 Night Wolf: Sorry, it's bundle-sales here. No refund; cannot be returned.

TL's Corner:

I shouldn't have jinxed my notes. See, they multiplied! Yeah, I won't remark about them anymore. Slangs, idioms… go away!  (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

I know everywhere is stiff as ever because I'm still trying to keep the original context, but I'll try to do more rephrasing for smoother flow. Somehow. And once again, please let me know of any corrections and suggestions for this chapter. Thank you in advance!

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Notes:

(1)义薄云天Yì bó yúntiān - a righteous spirit; a Chinese idiom, referring to very loving and righteous people, the righteousness in the air is high up

(2)要钱没有，要命一条Yào qián méiyǒu, yàomìng yītiáo - no money, one life;  1. to demand money, have none; to want life, all is in order; 2. if you want money, I have none, but if you want life, I have one

(3)骗财骗色 Piàncáipiànsè - love swindler; to cheat in both money and s.e.x

(4)叫死要面子活受罪Nín zhè jiù jiào sǐ yàomiànzi huóshòuzuì - a saying, calling for death for face, live to suffer. Can simply mean that one would rather suffer to save one's face. See

(5)一回生，二回熟Yī huíshēng, èr huí shú - one is to give birth, second is to ripen it; idiom, unfamiliar at first, but will get well accustomed soon enough; can also be used to mean that the first time was a stranger, the second time should have developed compared to the first

(6)我们井水不犯河水Wǒmen jǐng shuǐ bùfàn héshuǐ - Our well water should not interfere with the river water; river does not make a water well; (idiom) minding our own businesses