The Antelope And Night Wolf Chapter 6

Chapter 6 - Otaku and Hunk Are Not Compatible

　　Sender：Ironman（Ironman·DormIsTooWarmInSummer），Sub-Forum：h.o.m.os.e.xual

　　Topic：There Were People Fighting Again This Afternoon at Central Plaza

　　Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS

　　Seems like it's because of 2 guys chasing a girl again? Including this it's the 3rd time this

　　year.

　　Why is everyone not going home during the break?

　　Sender：Antelope（XiaoLingYang Loves Peace），Sub-Forum：h.o.m.os.e.xual

　　Topic：Re：There Were People Fighting Again This Afternoon at Central Plaza​

　　Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS

　　You're here as well?

　　These people really take things to heart, rather than fighting continuously the guys should 

　　just hug it out, and still be good gay friends as well ╮(╯▽╰)╭

(T/N: 冤冤相报 -yuan1yuan1xiang1bao4 means to always fight each other, 鸳鸳相抱 - yuan1yuan1xiang1bao4 refers to 2 people of the same gender hugging each other, the 鸳 - yuan1 coming from 鸳鸯 - yuan1yang1 mandarin ducks)

LingYang was a very sociable person, within a few days he had 'renewed' his friendships with the guild members, in fact, they were closer than even before the car accident.

Everyone felt that LingDangEr was much more cheerful after the accident, and on top of feeling sympathetic for her experiences, they took care of her in every way.

Now that her account was proven innocent, they would trade her any and all of the better gears available.

They would also prioritise her for daily missions, making sure she had a party or had already completed it before forming a party.

Even while farming they brought her along, as her gear was not up to standard, and worried that her injury from the car accident had yet to recover, so they only allowed her to tag along, no need for her to heal anyone, LingYang also took advantage of this, leeching off them comfortably.

Only YeLang who knew the whole situation was unhappy with him.

[Whisper] YeLang: We'll see how long you can continue leeching off others.

[Whisper] LingDangEr: Until they finally cannot tolerate it and kick your wife out ^_^

[Whisper] YeLang: That would never ever happen.

[Whisper] LingDangEr: Now is the time for miracles!

LingYang was bored tagging along at the back of the party, so he was chatting with the other guild members.

[Guild] LingDangEr: Btw, why is our guild rivals with LuoMing?

[Guild] MengDanDan: This is an example of actual grievances carrying over to a game! 

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: This is a long story...

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: Even longer than YanShan University's hundred years of history.

[Guild] LingDangEr: 囧

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: Most of our guild members are from the same school.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: And our school is an engineering college.

[Guild] MengDanDan: Also known as the monastery school.

[Guild] LingDangEr: ( ⊙ o ⊙) Ah！

The few colleges in HuShuo city were all located within the college town, the college town was about the size of a palm, any news would spread very quickly within it, with their words, LingYang understood immediately, but still pretended not to understand and continue listening.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: To help ease the problem of our school's students' employment difficulties, we took the

                               initiative to make some connections with the nearby art school and music school with many

                               resources. (T/N: They're not really talking about their careers, but talking about girls.)

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: But of all coincidences...

[Guild] MengDanDan: LuoMing's members are mostly schoolmates as well.

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: And they're also from a monastery school.

[Guild] MengDanDan: Who said that, they have girls in their school!

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: The girls in their schools all look like bears!

[Guild] LingDangEr: Pfft---

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: So they also often planned gatherings with other schools.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: And ended up getting all the girls from the nearby schools to join them.

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: They say that LuoMing guys are all hunks.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: And also say that we're all otakus.

[Guild] MengDanDan: It's really too much!

LingYang wiped his monitor while thinking, but these were all nothing but the hard truths.

[Guild] LingDangEr: Those girls are truly blind╭(╯^╰)╮

[Guild] MengDanDan: That's right that's right, Sister-in-law you're definitely not blind, fancying our Brother

                                      Lang so quickly.

Fancying your Brother Lang, if they don't have astigmatism they should have glaucoma.

But if you were to look at this from the point of view of a scammer, getting YeLang this treasure chest could also be considered having good taste.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: Guys from engineering are very good, they excel both in the office and at home.

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: They can repair your computer and change your lightbulb.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: They can fix the toilet and bear with the dinosaur.

[Guild] MengDanDan: They can write code and beat up gangsters... Fine, they can beat up the weaker ones.

[Guild] LingDangEr: O(∩_∩)O Haha~

[Whisper] LingDangEr: Husband, quick come and fix the toilet~

[Whisper] YeLang: Did you flush yourself down? Sorry there's nothing I can do about that.

LingYang smiled sinisterly. Turns out you're from SenLan, that's pretty nearby.

Should I dox him? LingYang thought while stroking his chin.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: Right LingDangEr, so what exactly is your relationship with LuoMingFeng, you guys clearly

                               never interacted before.

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: You said you were in a car accident, could it be that he was the driver?

[Guild] MengDanDan: Wow, like watching a drama, male lead caused the female lead to get into an accident 

                                      and lose her memories, so cliche!

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: Are you an idiot? Brother Lang is the male lead, LuoMingFeng would at most be the 

                                      supporting character that couldn't get the girl!

[Guild] MengDanDan: Oh oh oh! 2 guys chasing 1 girl? I know I know!

LingYang was speechless looking at the chat.

[Guild] LingDangEr: Your imaginations are too rich!

[Guild] LingDangEr: Actually I'm not very familiar with him, I've only met him twice.

[Guild] LingDangEr: Also, I'm not interested in guys who have brawn but no brains, I like engineers like my

                                  husband who is smart and intellectual o(*////▽////*)q

[Guild] YeLang: Good girl

The guild chat was full of "please be considerate when showing off your love", "drag them out and burn them to death", "blinding my eyes" and other protesting comments for a period of time.

[Whisper] LingDangEr: Do you have any medication to cure nausea?

[Whisper] YeLang: Don't think that you'll get pregnant after calling husband twice, I won't take responsibility

[Whisper] LingDangEr: ... (ノ｀Д′)ノHmph

[Guild] LingDangEr: Why does everyone refer to LuoMingFeng as G.o.d?

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: Because he's very G.o.dly.

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: Because he's very skilled.

[Guild] MengDanDan: His PK is very strong.

LingYang could see that despite the hostility between the guilds, the guild members towards LuoMingFeng still had some respect for him.

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: His party is this year's second runner-up in the arena's 3v3.

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: It's second place.

[Guild] LingDangEr: ... So it's second runner-up or second place?

[Guild] LvXiaoBu: Both second runner-up and second place.

[Guild] LingDangEr: What does that mean?

[Guild] SunXiaoQuan: The first runner-up forfeited the finals.

[Guild] LingDangEr: ( ⊙ o ⊙) Ah!

The people farming were also attracted by this topic.

[Party] MoShangXin: LuoMing was defeated by the first runner-ups during the semi-finals, what a waste for 

                                    the team to forfeit after working so hard to enter the finals.

[Party] LingDangEr: Why did they forfeit?

[Party] HuaManLou: No one knows. 

[Party] LingDangEr: Oh...

[Party] LingDangEr: You guys didn't partic.i.p.ate?

[Party] MoShangXin: Our leader partic.i.p.ated in 2v2, our school also had a 5v5 team, but they're in the old

                                    server, leaving the rest of us who are pacifists and don't really like PK.

[Party] LingDangEr: ... Pacifists and yet still have rival guilds?

[Party] HuaManLou: Haha, who ask their schools to be in this irreconcilable contradiction /winks

[Party] LingDangEr: HuaManLou is from a different school?

[Party] HuaManLou: I'm from the friends and family group ^o^

LingYang opened the guild panel and saw that the guild leader was last online seven days ago, this was exactly like his previous guild leader.

And the name of this guild leader... LingYang thought, could it be so coincidental?

LingYang suddenly felt that he had a "encounter irresponsible leader halo".

For example his previous leader, normally coming and going like a shadow, after creating the guild he handed over the control to two a.s.sistant leaders, and left.

The other a.s.sistant leader came from a somewhat special profession, often not online, and so guild matters were essentially handled by LingYang alone.

But LingYang was not the patient type who would attend to each and every issue, so the management of the guild was pretty carefree, people would join and leave all the time, and finally the ones left were all perverts.

On the old server, LingYang's guild always appeared with an evil martial sect image -- wild and unruly, disregarding common customs. Some players on the same server like and supported them, while there also were other who hated them, the reactions were mixed.

By the end LingYang could also not stand that crazy group, he packed up and ran away without a word, reapplying for new QQ and YY accounts, even changing his mobile number, throwing that mess back to the guild leader.

Apparently that leader was also looking for him, being a robust little antelope if he wanted to hide how could they ever find him!

The final boss died, YeLang signalled LingYang to approach the body.

[Whisper] YeLang: Grab it yourself.

[Whisper] LingDangEr: You help me do it.

[Whisper] YeLang: You've been leeching all this time, such a small thing you won't do it?

[Whisper] LingDangEr: I can't do such laborious work~~

[Whisper] YeLang: Not allowed to fool around.

LingYang spat a mouthful of blood on his monitor, what playing around, this was clearly acting spoiled!

It was not that LingYang was lazy, it was just that his hand was very unlucky, as long as it was the item he wanted he had never gotten it before.

[Whisper] LingDangEr: My hand is broken, it's painful.

[Whisper] YeLang: Your hand is broken but you still can chat so happily? I think it's more likely that your brain

                                is broken.

YeLang bent down to touch the corpse, two items appeared, a pair of bracers, the other a necklace, both could actually be used by a cleric, the necklace was also a quality item.

[Party] LingDangEr: Look at my husband's lucky hand ^O^

[Party] LingDangEr: Love you so much mua╭(╯3╰)╮ 

[Party] HuaManLou: Ah Lang you don't have to wash your hand for the next few days.

[Party] MoShangXin: Haha, LingDangEr has again taken a step closer to being a strong cleric.

Although HuaManLou was also a cleric, but he had already graduated from this kind of small dungeons, so the items were naturally given to LingYang.

[Party] Xiaos...o...b..ePao: Old Lang's claws tend to be luckier, half of mine was grabbed by him.

[Party] HuaManLou: Eh? Hearing that seems like he has grabbed you?

[Party] Xiaos...o...b..ePao: Shut up, I'm not interested in BG, also, LingDangEr is here, you wanna die?

[Party] LingDangEr:╭(╯^╰)╮

[Party] HuaManLou: (⊙ x ⊙)

After finishing the dungeon, it was now time for guild activities. JianQing Guild was a model PVE guild, every night at exactly 8pm they would start a 25 person raid.

This sort of activity naturally would have nothing to do with LingYang, He saw the raid leader MoShangXin arranging the team, and knew they were about to start, as he was about to leave the party as usual, he was stopped by MoShangXin.

[Party] MoShangXi: Is LingDangEr free at night? Want to go raid together?

LingYang was about to reject, but YeLang was faster.

[Party] YeLang: No need to force it, her gear is not good enough, her injury hasn't recovered, if she goes I'm

                          afraid we'll trouble everyone.

LingYang was a contradictory bottom, the more people did not want him to do it, the more he wanted to do it, but what YeLang said was reasonable, he could not think of any reason to oppose it.

Also the raid was a thing for twenty-five people, just because he wanted to spite YeLang, he could not waste the time of the other twenty-three people.

[Party] MoShangXin: Tonight LiuXiang had applied for leave, there's no other cleric in the guild, also the first 3

                                     bosses in today's raid, everyone is already very familiar with them, 24 people would be

                                     enough, adding her in isn't too much, if lucky we might get gear that she can use.

YeLang contemplated for a moment.

[Party] YeLang: That also works, by then if something really happens just tell me, no need to be shy.

Seeing that YeLang had agreed, LingYang also pretended to hesitate for awhile before agreeing.

[Party] LingDangEr: Thanks team for trusting in me, I will work hard to heal you all, I won't leech!　　

[Whisper] YeLang: You should just continue leeching, and follow HuaManLou closely, where he stands you'll 

                                stand, if he runs you'll run, take care of your own HP, don't die, don't aggro, and don't 

                                create trouble.

[Whisper] LingDangEr: Just this?

[Whisper] YeLang: If you can do this I'll be very thankful already.

[Whisper] LingDangEr: If I can't do it?

[Whisper] YeLang: I'll remove one of your arms.

Author has something to say: Thanks for Ah Di's torpedo, ah not right, it's [Ah Yu]'s landmine, and also [Qian Ah Qian~!]'s landmine that was thrown at my window, tonight YanShan University's Canteen 2, XiaoLingYang will treat you guys to buns.