The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay Part 10

The actual current occupants of Palooka Studios, Jerry Glovsky, Marty Gold, and Davy O'Dowd, came home around ten, with half a roast chicken, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of seltzer, a carton of Pall Malls, and Frank Pantaleone. They walked in the front door boisterously quibbling, one of them imitating a muted trumpet; then they fell silent. They fell so quickly and completely silent, in fact, that one would have said they had been expecting intruders. Still, they were surprised to find, when they came upstairs, that Palooka Studios had been transformed, in a matter of hours, into the creative nerve center of Empire Comics. Jerry smacked Julie on the ear three times.

"What are you doing? Who said you could come in here? What is this s.h.i.t?" He pushed Julie's head to one side and picked up the piece of board on which Julie had been penciling page two of the adventure he and Sammy had cooked up for Julie's own proud creation, a chilling tale of that Stalker of the Dark Places, that Foe of Evilness himself, "The Black Hat," "The Black Hat," said Jerry. said Jerry.

"I don't remember saying you could use my table. Or my ink." Marty Gold came over and s.n.a.t.c.hed away the bottle of India ink into which Joe was about to dip his brush, then dragged his entire spattered taboret out of their reach, scattering a number of pens and pencils onto the rug, and completely discomposing himself. Marty was easily discomposed. He was dark, pudgy, sweated a lot, and was, Sammy had always thought, kind of a priss. But he could fake Caniff better than anyone, especially the way he handled blacks, throwing in slashes, patches, entire continents of black, far more freely than Sammy would ever have dared, and always signing his work with an extra-big letter 0 in Gold. "Or my brushes, for that matter."

He s.n.a.t.c.hed at the brush in Joe's hand. A pea of ink fell onto the page Joe was inking, spoiling ten minutes' work on the fearsome devices arrayed backstage at the Empire Palace Theatre. Joe looked at Marty. He smiled. He drew the brush back out of Marty's reach, then presented it to him with a flourish. At the same time, he pa.s.sed his other hand slowly across the hand that was holding the brush. The brush disappeared. Joe brandished his empty palms, looking surprised.

"How did you get in here?" Jerry said.

"Your girlfriend let us in," Sammy said. "Rosa." "Rosa."

"Rosa? Aw, she's not my girlfriend." It was stated not defensively but as a matter of fact. Jerry had been sixteen when Sammy first met him, and had already been dating three girls at a time. Such bounty was then still something of a novelty for him, and he had talked about them incessantly. Rosalyn, Dorothy, and Yetta: Sammy could still remember their names. The novelty had long since worn off; three was a dry spell now for Jerry. He was tall, with vulpine good looks, and wore his kinky, brilliantined hair combed into romantic swirls. He cultivated a reputation, without a great deal of encouragement from his friends, for having a fine sense of humor, to which he attributed, unconvincingly in Sammy's view, his incontestable success with women. He had a "big-foot" comedy drawing style swiped, in about equal portions, from Segar and McMa.n.u.s, and Sammy wasn't entirely sure how well he'd do with straight adventure.

"If she's not your girlfriend," said Julie, "then why was she in your bed naked?"

"Shut up, Julie," Sammy said.

"You saw her in my bed naked?"

"Alas, no," said Sammy.

"I was just kidding," said Julie.

Joe said, "Do I smell chicken?"

"These are not bad," said Davy O'Dowd. He had close-cropped red hair and tiny green eyes, and was built like a jockey. He was from h.e.l.l's Kitchen, and had lost part of an ear in a fight when he was twelve; that was about all Sammy knew about him. The sight of the pink nubbin of his left ear always made Sammy a little sick, but Davy was proud of it. Lifting the sheet of tracing paper that covered each page, he stood perusing the five pages of "The Legend of the Golden Key" that Sammy and Joe had already completed. As he looked each page over, he pa.s.sed it to Frank Pantaleone, who grunted. Davy said, "It's like a Superman-type thing."

"It's better than Superman." Sammy got down off his stool and went over to help them admire his work.

"Who inked this?" said Frank, tall, stooped, from Bensonhurst, sadjowled, and already, though not yet twenty-two, losing his hair. In spite of, or perhaps in concert with, his hangdog appearance, he was a gifted draftsman who had won a citywide art prize in his senior year at Music and Art and had taken cla.s.ses at Pratt. There were good teachers at Pratt, professional painters and ill.u.s.trators, serious craftsmen; Frank thought about art, and of himself as an artist, the way Joe did. From time to time he got a job as a set painter on Broadway; his father was a big man in the stagehands' union. He had worked up an adventure strip of his own, The Travels of Marco Polo, The Travels of Marco Polo, a Sunday-only panel on which he lavished rich, Fosterian detail, and King Features was said to be interested. "Was it you?" he asked Joe. "This is good work. You did the pencils, too, didn't you? Klayman couldn't do this." a Sunday-only panel on which he lavished rich, Fosterian detail, and King Features was said to be interested. "Was it you?" he asked Joe. "This is good work. You did the pencils, too, didn't you? Klayman couldn't do this."

"I laid it out," Sammy said. "Joe didn't even know what a comic book was until this morning." Sammy pretended to be insulted, but he was so proud of Joe that, at this word of praise from Frank Pantaleone, he felt a little giddy.

"Joe Kavalier," said Joe, offering Frank his hand.

"My cousin. He just got in from j.a.pan."

"Yeah? Well what did he do with my brush? That's a one-dollar red sable Windsor and Newton," said Marty. "Milton Caniff gave gave me that brush." me that brush."

"So you have always claimed," said Frank. He studied the remaining pages, chewing on his puffy lower lip, his eyes cold and lively with more than mere professional interest. You could see he was thinking that, given a chance, he could do better. Sammy couldn't believe his luck. Yesterday his dream of publishing comic books had been merely that: a dream even less credible than the usual run of his imaginings. Today he had a pair of costumed heroes and a staff that might soon include a talent like Frank Pantaleone. "This is really not bad at all, Klayman."

"The Black ... Hat," Hat," Jerry said again. He shook his head. "What is he, crime-fighter by night, haberdasher by day?" Jerry said again. He shook his head. "What is he, crime-fighter by night, haberdasher by day?"

"He's a wealthy playboy," said Joe gravely.

"Go draw your bunny," Julie said. "I'm getting paid seven-fifty a page. Isn't that right, Sam?"

"Absolutely."

"Seven-fifty!" Marty said. With mock servility, he scooted the taboret back toward Sammy and Joe and replaced the bottle of ink at Joe's elbow. "Please, Joe-san, Joe-san, use my ink." use my ink."

"Who's paying that kind of money?" Jerry wanted to know. "Not Donenfeld. He wouldn't hire you."

"Donenfeld is going to be begging me to work for him," said Sammy, uncertain who Donenfeld was. He went on to explain the marvelous opportunity that awaited them all if only they chose to seize it. "Now, let's see." Sammy adopted his most serious expression, licked the point of a pencil, and scratched some quick calculations on a sc.r.a.p of paper. "Plus the Black Hat and the Escapist, I need-thirty-six, forty-eight-three more twelve-page stories. That'll make sixty pages, plus the inside covers, plus the way I understand it we have to have two pages of just plain words." So that their products might qualify as magazines, and therefore be mailed second-cla.s.s, comic book publishers made sure to toss in the minimum two pages of pure text required by postal law-usually in the form of a featherweight short story, written in sawdust prose. "Sixty-four. But, okay, here's the thing. Every character has to wear a mask. That's the gimmick. This comic book is going to be called Masked Man. Masked Man. That means no Chinamen, no private eyes, no two-fisted old sea dogs." That means no Chinamen, no private eyes, no two-fisted old sea dogs."

"All masks," said Marty. "Good gimmick."

"Empire, huh?" said Frank. "Frankly-"

"Frankly-frankly-frankly-frankly-frankly," they all chimed in. Frank said "frankly" a lot. They liked to call his attention to it.

"-I'm a little surprised," he continued, unruffled. "I'm surprised Jack Ashkenazy is paying seven-fifty a page. Are you sure that's what he said?"

"Sure, I'm sure. Plus, oh, yeah, how could I forget. We're putting Adolf Hitler on the cover. That's the other gimmick. And Joe here," he said, nodding at his cousin but looking at Frank, "is going to draw that one all by himself."

"I?" said Joe. "You want me to draw Hitler on the cover of the magazine?"

"Getting punched in the jaw, Joe." Sammy threw a big, slow punch at Marty Gold, stopping an inch shy of his chin. "Wham!"

"Let me see this," said Jerry. He took a page from Frank and lifted the tracing-paper flap. "He looks just like Superman."

"He does not."

"Hitler. Your villain is going to be Adolf Hitler." Jerry looked at Sammy, eyebrows lifted high, his amazement not entirely respectful.

"Just on the cover."

"No way are they going to go for that."

"Not Jack Ashkenazy," Frank agreed.

"What's so bad about Hitler?" said Davy. "Just kidding."

"Maybe you ought to call it Racy Dictator," Racy Dictator," said Marty. said Marty.

"They'll go for it! Get out of here," Sammy cried, kicking them out of their own studio. "Give me those." Sammy grabbed the pages away from Jerry, clutched them to his chest, and climbed back onto his stool. "Fine, listen, all of you, do me a favor, all right? You don't want to be in on this, good, then stay out of it. It's all the same to me." He made a disdainful survey of the Rathole: John Garfield, living high in a big silk suit, taking a look around the cold-water flat where his goody-goody boyhood friend has ended up. "You probably already have more work than you can handle."

Jerry turned to Marty. "He's employing sarcasm."

"I noticed that."

"I'm not sure I could take being bossed around by this wisea.s.s. I've been having problems with this wisea.s.s for years."

"I can see how you might."

"If Tokyo Joe, here, will ink me," said Frank Pantaleone, "I'm in." Joe nodded his a.s.sent. "Then I'm in. Fra- To tell you the truth, I've been having a few ideas in this direction, anyway."

"Will you lend one to me?" said Davy. Frank shrugged. "Then I'm in, too."

"All right, all right," said Jerry at last, waving his hands in surrender. "You already took over the whole d.a.m.ned Pit anyway." He started back down the stairs. "I'll make us some coffee." He turned back and pointed a finger at Joe. "But stay away from my food. That's my chicken."

"And they can't sleep here, either," said Marty Gold.

"And you have to tell us how's come if you're from j.a.pan, you could be Sammy's cousin and look like such a Jew," Davy O'Dowd said.

"We're in j.a.pan," Sammy said. "We're everywhere."

"Jujitsu," Joe reminded him.

"Good point," said Davy O'Dowd.

11

FOR two days, none of them slept. They drank Jerry's coffee until it was gone, then brought up cardboard trays of sour black stuff from the all-night Greek on Eighth Avenue, in blue-and-white paper cups. As promised, Jerry was cruel in his administration of the chicken, but another half was fetched, along with bags of sandwiches, hot dogs, apples, and doughnuts; they cleared the hospital-pantry of three cans of sardines, a can of spinach, a box of Wheaties, four bouillon cubes, and some old prunes. Joe's appet.i.te was still stranded somewhere east of Robe, but Sammy bought a loaf of bread that Joe spread with b.u.t.ter and devoured over the course of the weekend. They went through four cartons of cigarettes. They blared the radio, when the stations signed off they played records, and in the quiet moments between they drove one another mad with their humming. Those who had girlfriends broke dates.

It became clear fairly quickly that Sammy, deprived of his bible of clipped panels and swiped poses, was the least talented artist in the group. Within twelve hours of commencing his career as a comic book artist, he retired. He told Joe to go ahead and lay out the rest of the artwork for the Escapist story by himself, guided, if he needed a guide, by some of the issues of Action Action and and Detective Detective and and Wonder Wonder that littered the floor of the Pit. Joe picked up a copy of that littered the floor of the Pit. Joe picked up a copy of Detective Detective and began to leaf through it. and began to leaf through it.

"So the idea for me is to draw very badly like these fellows."

"These guys aren't trying trying to draw bad, Joe. Some of what they do is okay. There's a guy, Craig Flessel, he's really pretty good. Try to keep an open mind. Look at this." Sammy grabbed a copy of to draw bad, Joe. Some of what they do is okay. There's a guy, Craig Flessel, he's really pretty good. Try to keep an open mind. Look at this." Sammy grabbed a copy of Action Action and opened it to a page where Joe Shuster showed Superman freeing Lois Lane from the grasp of some big-shouldered crooks-war profiteers, as Sammy recalled. The backgrounds were reduced to their essence, hieroglyphs signifying laboratory, log cabin, craggy mountaintop. The chins were jutting, the musculature conventionalized, Lois's eyes plumed slits. "It's simple. It's stripped down. If you sat there and filled every panel with all your little bats and puddles and stained-gla.s.s windows, and drew in every muscle and every little tooth and based it on Michelangelo and cut your own ear off over it, and opened it to a page where Joe Shuster showed Superman freeing Lois Lane from the grasp of some big-shouldered crooks-war profiteers, as Sammy recalled. The backgrounds were reduced to their essence, hieroglyphs signifying laboratory, log cabin, craggy mountaintop. The chins were jutting, the musculature conventionalized, Lois's eyes plumed slits. "It's simple. It's stripped down. If you sat there and filled every panel with all your little bats and puddles and stained-gla.s.s windows, and drew in every muscle and every little tooth and based it on Michelangelo and cut your own ear off over it, that that would be bad. The main thing is, you use pictures to tell a good story." would be bad. The main thing is, you use pictures to tell a good story."

"The stories are good?"

"Sometimes the stories are good. Our story is really f.u.c.king good, if I do say so myself."

"f.u.c.king," Joe said, letting it out slowly like a satisfying drag.

"f.u.c.king what?"

Joe shrugged. "I was just saying it."

Sammy's real talents, it developed, lay elsewhere than in the pencil or brush. This became clear to everyone after Davy O'Dowd returned to the Pit from a brief conference with Frank over ideas for Davy's character. Frank was already wrapped up in his own idea, or lack thereof, working at the kitchen table and, in spite of his promise to Davy, could not be bothered. Davy came in from the kitchen scratching his head.

"My guy flies," said Davy O'Dowd. "That I know."

Joe shot a look at Sammy, who clapped a hand to his forehead.

"Oy," he said.

"What?"

"He flies, huh?"

"Something wrong with that? Frank says this is all about wishful figments."

"Huh?"

"Wishful figments. You know, like it's all what some little kid wishes wishes he could do. Like for you, hey, you don't want to have a gimpy leg no more. So, boom, you give your guy a magic key and he can walk." he could do. Like for you, hey, you don't want to have a gimpy leg no more. So, boom, you give your guy a magic key and he can walk."

"Huh." Sammy had not chosen to look at the process of character creation in quite so stark a manner. He wondered what other wishes he might have subsumed unknowingly into the character of lame Tom Mayflower.

"I always wished I could fly," Davy said. "I guess a lot of guys must have wished that."

"It's a common fantasy, yeah."

"It seems to me that makes it something you can't have too many of," Jerry Glovsky put in.

"All right, then, so he can fly." Sammy looked at Joe. "Joe?"

Joe glanced up briefly from his work. "Why." "Why."

"Why?"

Sammy nodded. "Why can he fly? Why does he want to? And how come he uses his power of flight to fight crime? Why doesn't he just become the world's best second-story man?"

Davy rolled his eyes. "What is this, comic book catechism? I don't know."

"Take one thing at a time. How does he do it?"

"I don't know."

"Stop saying you don't know."

"He has big wings."

"Think of something else. A rocket pack? Antigravity boots? An autogyro hat? Mythological powers of the winds? Interstellar dust? Blood transfusion from a bee? Hydrogen in his veins?"

"Slow down, slow down," Davy said. "Jesus, Sam."

"I'm good at this s.h.i.t. Are you scared?"

"Just embarra.s.sed for you."

"Take a number. Okay, it's a fluid. An antigravity fluid in his veins, he has this little machine he wears on his chest that pumps the stuff into him."

"He does."

"Yeah, he needs the stuff to stay alive, see? The flying part is just a, like an unexpected side benefit. He's a scientist. A doctor. He was working on some kind of, say, artificial blood. For the battlefield, you know. Synth-O-Blood, it's called. Maybe it's, s.h.i.t, I don't know, maybe it's made out of ground-up iron meteorites from outer s.p.a.ce. Because blood is iron-based. Whatever. But then some criminal types, no, some enemy spies, they break into his laboratory and try to steal it. When he won't let them, they shoot him and his girl and leave them for dead. It's too late for the girl, okay, how sad, but our guy manages to get himself hooked up to this pump thing just before he dies. I mean, he does does die, medically speaking, but this stuff, this liquid meteorite, it brings him back from the very brink. And when he comes to-" die, medically speaking, but this stuff, this liquid meteorite, it brings him back from the very brink. And when he comes to-"

"He can fly!" Davy looked happily around the room.