Strange Brew Part 1

Strange Brew.

Kathy Hogan Trocheck.

For Celestine Sibley, my treasured mentor and friend.

AUTHOR'S NOTE.

Although Candler Park, Little Five Points, and Hawkinsville, Georgia, are real places, and some of the other locations mentioned in the book are also real, many other locations in this book are fictional and the product of my own imagination. All of the situations that occur, and the characters to whom they occur, are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or to actual incidents is purely accidental and unintentional.

1.

All the Sunday afternoons I can remember have that same grainy, black-and-white quality as those old photographs in a family sc.r.a.pbook.

Edna and I are at home. She's cooking, a chicken probably, or a roast, and I'm doing the things I always do on Sundays, lounging around the house, maybe working in the yard, reading the paper, or watching an old movie on television.

We sit on the porch, my mother and I, wave at the neighbors as they drive by, cuss out the politicians, or the Atlanta Braves, or the weather, or each other. It don't mean a thing.

Nothing happens, nothing changes. It's a lie we tell each other, a charm to keep us safe, like the tiny gold St. Christopher's medal Edna wears on a fine gold chain around her neck.

My daddy gave Edna the medal when he got sick and knew he would die. The Catholic Church took away Christopher's saint franchise at about the same time we Garritys stopped going to Ma.s.s. Edna doesn't really believe in saints, but she believes if she acts like she believes, something good could happen.

I believed it, too, until the Sunday late last summer when my ideas about goodness and evil were shaken like one of those snow globes we put on the mantel every Christmas.

It was one of those unremarkable Sundays. Not unbearably hot, because we'd had an early afternoon shower. The windows were open, and I could hear the soft swish of a lawn sprinkler nearby. I was inside the house, watching an old gangster movie. I think George Raft was in it. Edna had put a chicken in the pressure cooker, and I was supposed to be listening for the steam to be sputtering good so I could turn down the heat. She was outside on the porch, probably dozing over the Sunday paper.

All of a sudden she let out a howl like a scalded dog. I went running out just in time to see her out in the yard, beating this poor old drunk with a dripping-wet floor mop.

She chased him down Oakdale, halfway to DeKalb Avenue, his pants still at half-mast around his knees, her pink terrycloth house shoes slapping against her bare feet, and all the while she was right behind him, jabbing the wet mop at him like a bayonet.

Her heart condition has slowed her down some in the past year. Otherwise, I believe Edna would have run that old wino to ground and pummeled him to death with that mop. As it was, she stopped chasing him only because I went after her and dragged her home by the arm.

"For G.o.d's sake," I told her, standing there on the sidewalk, panting for breath, hoping my own heart wouldn't give out, "that guy could have had a gun or a knife. What if he'd turned on you? What would you have done?"

"Son-of-a-b.i.t.c.h b.u.ms," she yelled, brandishing the mop in the direction he'd run off in. "The son of a b.i.t.c.h was using my yard as an outhouse. I saw him, Jules. He came right up to the edge of the porch and took a c.r.a.p on my gardenia bush!"

I was pulling her along the sidewalk toward the house, trying to get her to come along quietly. But she had an audience now. Neighbors had heard her screams, and now dogs were barking and people were standing at the edge of the street or on their own porches to see what was going on.

Old Mr. Byerly across the street met us by the driveway. Homer, his Boston terrier, was barking and snarling and running in circles around Mr. Byerly's feet.

"I seen him, Callahan," Mr. Byerly said, working his toothless gums in agitation. "It's that same d.a.m.ned wino I caught sleeping in my car last week. Stank up the Buick so bad I had to use a whole bottle of Pine Sol on it. I think he's been sneaking around my back porch, too, stealing Homer's food. Homer ain't never eat a whole box of Gainesburgers in one week. Have you, buddy?"

Homer lifted a black-and-white leg and directed a good-natured stream of urine at Mr. Byerly's work shoe.

"It's awful," Edna said. "Awful. Decent folk shouldn't have to put up with this. And I intend to put a stop to it." But her chest was heaving so hard, she couldn't say more. The chase had done her in.

I slipped my arm around her shoulder. "Come on, Ma," I said. "Let's go on inside and check on your chicken. You'll have a stroke standing around outside in this heat."

She pushed my arm away. "My gardenia," she said. "I've got to hose off that gardenia."

"I'll do it," I promised, steering her toward the porch.

"Soap and water," she said, pausing to rest after climbing the first step. "Otherwise, it'll be burned. d.a.m.ned b.u.m. I've been nursing that gardenia for four years. Longest I've ever been able to keep one going. Everybody says Atlanta's too cold for old-fashioned gardenias."

She eased down into her rocking chair, and I hustled into the house to turn off the pressure cooker, which was rattling and hissing and throwing off great clouds of steam inside the kitchen.

"The chicken's fine," I told her when I got back outside. She just nodded and pointed at the hose.

I squirted bright green liquid dish detergent all over the shrubs and breathed through my mouth and averted my eyes as I directed the spray at the neatly clipped azaleas, camellias, and sasanquas Edna had planted near the underpinnings of our little wood-frame bungalow. The shrubs made a frothy green hedge across the front of the house, and Edna always planted great swaths of pink and white impatiens in their shade so that it looked like a lady's lacy underpants peeking out from under her skirts. Never red, never orange. Every year since she'd moved into the bungalow with me eight years ago, she'd planted ten flats of pink and white "Gem" impatiens-and they had to be in the ground before Mother's Day. The s.h.a.ggy green baskets of ferns had to be hanging from their hooks, two on each side of the front door, too, just as soon as it was warm enough in the spring to put them out there.

I'd owned the house on Oakdale for ten years, and poured untold buckets of sweat and money into making it livable in that time, but it was Edna who'd provided the grace notes-the glossy-leaved tea olive by the kitchen door, whose scent would waft into the house on the slightest breeze, the heavy bra.s.s knocker on the front door, which Edna herself polished every other week so that the engraved "Garrity" stood proud and businesslike, and, of course, the little fringe of gra.s.s out front, which she cosseted and babied and bullied into the deepest green velvet inside I-285.

Candler Park, where we live, isn't exactly the garden spot of Atlanta. We're a working-cla.s.s kind of place, not country-clubby old money like Ansley Park, nor expensively remodeled historically significant Victorian yupnests like you have in Inman Park, just a mile west.

The only really significant thing about Candler Park is the fact that it's still here at all. There have been at least two attempts to build highways through the neighborhood, and at one time the state actually condemned and razed whole streets full of houses that looked like they might get in the way of some politician's idea of progress. Property values have waxed and waned over the past twenty years or so, but up until recently they've never jumped as dramatically as some of the trendier nearby areas, such as Virginia-Highland or Druid Hills.

Right now, there seems to be a renewed interest in our little pocket of heaven. You see more and more Volvos cruising slowly past the FOR SALE signs posted on Callan and Clifton and McLendon, women pushing babies in those pricey Italian jogger-strollers, and lots and lots of heavy-duty remodeling work going on. Houses that used to be rented by a half-dozen college students are now owned by Georgia Tech or Emory professors. In the last six months, we've lost two Korean-owned convenience stores and gained the same number of cappuccino cafes.

Of course, there's a downside to all the cheery news in Candler Park. The sudden transformation of crummy old boardinghouses and ramshackle rentals into $950-a-month townhouses, condos, and artists' lofts means that the most marginal of Candler Park citizens found themselves priced right out onto the streets.

My mother had been griping about the people she called "b.u.ms" all summer long. It appalled her to see somebody she considered able-bodied out on a street corner panhandling or, G.o.d forbid, sleeping in a doorway or picking through our garbage cans.

"We lived through the Depression, and my parents didn't have two nickels," she'd lecture me. "We ate a lot of rice and peanut b.u.t.ter, but we never asked anybody for anything. In those days, we didn't have food stamps or homeless shelters. People had pride!"

The day it all came to a head, I could hear my mother cursing to herself, rocking her chair back and forth so rapidly it was wearing a groove in the painted wooden floor.

When the disinfection process was complete, I coiled up the hose and stashed it on its reel by the faucet. Then I joined Edna on the porch. "You want a beer?" I certainly intended to have one for myself.

"What I want," she said, planting both feet in front of her to put the brakes on the rocker, "is a rocket launcher." Her eyes had that look. It was war.

2.

"Look like it's really gonna blow this time," Baby said, pointing out the kitchen window at a sky the color of cheap new bra.s.s. "That be a for-real storm this time. See them clouds? Them's tornado clouds."

It was the last Friday of October, Halloween, and the weather was suitably scary. Summer had lingered through August and September, and even now, with November on its way, the air was relentlessly hot and sticky, so close you couldn't get your breath. Tornadoes had been ripping eastward out of Texas and Alabama all week long, bright blue skies alternating with ominous plum-colored thunder-clouds. In short, the weather was as unpredictable as it always is this time of year in Atlanta.

I can remember one year when I was in college, Halloween was so warm I went to a toga party barefoot, dressed in my bikini top and a bedsheet. Edna still tells about the year I was six and there were snow flurries on Halloween. I refused to trick-or-treat with the other kids because I didn't want to spoil my Cinderella costume by wearing my ugly brown winter coat over it.

Sister went to the window and stood beside Baby, shouldering her out of the way. She squeezed her eyes shut and c.o.c.ked her head toward where the wind rattled and snapped the gla.s.s in the old windowpanes. Then she pressed long bony fingertips to the gla.s.s and bobbled her head back and forth, like a human divining rod.

After a minute, she stepped away from the window. "No, ma'am," she said firmly. "You wrong, Baby Easterbrooks. That television weatherman fooled you again. That out there ain't no tornado. Little bitty old thunderstorm is all that is."

Neva Jean went to the refrigerator, reached in, and got a can of Mountain Dew. She popped the top, took a long swig, and then dabbed at her lips with the hem of her pink work smock. "Sister's right. It's a well-known fact that tornadoes never hit big cities like Atlanta. Swannelle was tellin' me about it this morning. It's like the really bad tornadoes get stopped over there in Carrollton or up in Cedartown before they can get to Atlanta. All them mobile homes just naturally attract tornadoes, and the skysc.r.a.pers downtown just naturally deflect 'em."

"I never heard that before," Ruby said, clutching her purse to her lap. Ruby always clutches her purse when she's nervous. She was waiting for a ride, anxious to be home but unwilling to venture out into the queer weather brewing outside our kitchen window. It had begun to rain an hour ago, hard slanting rain that stopped as suddenly as it started.

"I've been through at least one tornado in Atlanta," Ruby said. "You remember that last time a really big one came here, Edna?"

"Oh yes," Edna said. "That storm blew right through the Governor's Mansion and knocked it flat."

"People were killed," Ruby said, her voice solemn. "It was terrible. Our pastor's wife had her baby blown right out of her arms. Oh, mercy."

I went over and turned down the volume on the portable television we'd brought into the kitchen. The weather forecasters were starting to get on all our nerves with their nonstop predictions of Old Testamenttype storms.

It was Friday afternoon, one o'clock, not even close to quitting time, but the National Weather Service had posted a tornado watch at noon, so I'd called all our personnel at their Friday afternoon jobs and told them to knock off early.

We used to call the employees at The House Mouse, our cleaning service, "the girls." We still do, when we forget, but since we hired our first man in September, we'd been trying to mend our ways. Cheezer, the new "boy," as the girls called him, was still out on a job. I'd beeped him an hour ago, but he hadn't called back. That was Cheezer. He didn't own a phone, and he lived out of his vehicle, an old U.S. Postal Service truck he'd bought at a government auction. He kept the mail truck parked behind an Egyptian Orthodox church not far from our house.

We're small, but we get the job done. Edna and I run the business out of our kitchen, and if somebody can't get to a job, we step in and do it ourselves.

"What do you think?" Edna asked. She was as antsy about the weather as I was, drumming her fingers, shuffling and reshuffling the deck of cards she keeps on the table for her nonstop hands of solitaire. "Think we better send everybody on home?"

"I'll run Ruby home," I said. "Neva Jean, would you give Baby and Sister a ride?"

"Sure," Neva Jean agreed. "Y'all mind making a couple stops? I gotta pick up stuff for the big party tonight."

The Easterbrooks sisters had finally, reluctantly given up driving. Sister has been legally blind since I've known her, and Baby's hearing is faint at best. The only age they'd ever give was "old enough to know better." They live in a senior citizens' high-rise in Midtown, and cleaning a couple houses a week for us keeps them in lottery tickets and out of trouble. The only effect age seems to have on them is that they seem to shrink a little more every year. One day, I swear, they'll be small enough to ride around in my hip pocket.

Sister put on a bright yellow rain slicker and jammed a black knit cap onto her head. The oversized cap's brim rested on top of her c.o.ke-bottle-thick gla.s.ses. The slicker's hem touched the floor, and its sleeves reached almost to her knees. Baby got both their pocketbooks and took Sister by the elbow, heading her toward the kitchen door.

"Where we going?" Baby asked. "You say something about a party? Me and Sister going to a Halloween party at the center tonight. Fuzzy dice, that's what we gonna be. Got black dancing girl tights and everything."

Sister pursed her mouth and tried to look disapproving. "Miss Thing there has to show off her legs for all the men," she said. "Got to show her behind to the world."

Neva Jean put an arm around Sister's shoulder and gently pulled the rain slicker off Sister's bony shoulders, replacing it with the moth-eaten red-and-black high school letter sweater Sister had worn to work in the morning.

"This here raincoat's too big for you, Miss Sister. See if this nice sweater doesn't fit a little better. See there?" She patted Sister's shoulder and put on her own rain slicker.

"Okay. We gotta stop at the grocery store so I can pick up some chips and dip, and then we gotta go to the package store."

"Hard liquor?" Edna raised her eyebrows. "That must be some party you're going to tonight. What are you going as?"

Neva Jean giggled and put a hand to her hair, which she was currently wearing in a strawberry-blond Doris Day flip complete with bangs and a two-inch tease on top.

"I'm gonna be Raggedy Ann and Swannelle's gonna be Raggedy Andy. I've got the red yarn wigs and the outfits and everything. You should see the cute little short britches and striped stockings and Mary Janes I got for Swannelle. That's why I need the liquor. I figure it'll take about a quart of Jim Beam to get him into the outfit, and another pint to get him out of the truck and into the Moose Lodge."

Cheezer's truck came puttering up the driveway just as I was getting ready to back out in my van. It made for a colorful sight, his rusting lime green mail truck and my putrid-pink Chevy van. Psychedelic, almost.

Ruby beamed when he came around and poked his head in the car window. She's partial to boys anyway, having raised five of her sister's sons.

"Cheezer, where have you been?" she scolded. "There's a big storm coming on, and we were all worried about you. They're saying on TV it might come up a tornado."

He squinted up at the sky, which was still that weak yellow. "Tornado? For real?"

"That's why I beeped you," I said. "Don't you listen to the radio?"

He pointed to the portable CD player and headset on the seat beside him. "I listen to my tunes. Radio sucks, Callahan. Everybody knows that."

Now I was losing patience. "I gave you the beeper so you could keep in touch with us, Cheezer. We've been over this before. You're supposed to call me back after I beep you."

He dropped his eyes to his ground, hung his head, and sagged his shoulders. I felt like I'd kicked a sick puppy.

"I'm sorry," he said, his voice low. "I was in a groove, you know? This new house I was doing, the lady dentist over in Dunwoody? The kitchen's the size of a football field. It's awesome. And it's all white. I mean everything. I was trying out this new stuff I mixed up, it's a whitener, but no bleach. I meant to stop and call you, but once I got into it, I guess I lost track of the time."

How do you yell at somebody for being totally dedicated to his work? Especially somebody who looks like Cheezer? With his shoulder-length tangle of light brown curls, big dopey eyes, and wispy little goatee, he reminds me of a c.o.c.ker spaniel. He was only twenty-one, just out of Georgia Tech with a degree in chemical engineering, when he answered my cla.s.sified ad and all my prayers back in August.

"Never mind," I told him. "Just call next time, okay?"

He shrugged. "That's cool. Anyway, it's Halloween, right? You going to the Yacht Club tonight?"

"Mac is supposed to get back into town about four, and we were going to get some dinner before we headed over there. Guess I'll wait and see what happens with this tornado watch."

Cheezer pushed a stray curl out of his eyes. "Come on, Callahan. It's the biggest party night of the year. Wait till you see my costume. I been working on it all week."

"Well, now, you all need to just stay inside and be safe tonight," Ruby fussed. "No need to be out in the streets all hours of the night. Halloween. Huh! Devil night, I call it."

Cheezer gave me a broad conspiratorial wink. Ruby is deeply religious, doesn't approve of drinking, cursing, or rock 'n' roll. Even if there hadn't been a tornado watch, she wouldn't have wanted us out partying.

"Don't worry about us, Ruby," Cheezer said. "If the wind starts to pick up tonight and we see somebody dressed as the Wicked Witch of the West, we'll just click the ruby slippers and head for home."

"We need to head for home right now," Ruby said meaningfully.

I can take a hint. "Maybe I'll see you at the Yacht Club," I told Cheezer, starting the van up again. "Who should I look for?"

"It's a surprise," he said, waving good-bye to Ruby.

3.