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Down in the great cave that Old Serpent, a two-legged one among whose names was "Snake-Oil Sam," spoke to his underlings: "It'll take them fourteen days to get back with the settlers. We'll have time to overhaul the blasters. We haven't had any well-equipped settlers for six weeks. It used to be we'd hardly have time to strip and slaughter and stow before there was another hatch to take care of."
"I think you'd better write me some new lines," said Adam. "I feel like a goof saying those same ones to each bunch."
"You are a goof, and therefore perfect for the part. I was in show business long enough to learn never to change a line too soon. I did change Adam and Eve to Ha-Adamah and Hawwah, and the apple to the pomegranate.
People aren't becoming any smarter -- but they are becoming better researched, and they insist on authenticity.
"This is still a perfect come-on here. There is something in human nature that cannot resist the idea of a Perfect Paradise. Folks will whoop and holler to their neighbors to come in droves to spoil it and mar it. It isn't greed or the desire for new land so much, though that is strong too.
Mainly it is the feverish pa.s.sion to befoul and poison what is unspoiled.
Fortunately I am sagacious enough to take advantage of this trait. And when you start to farm a new world on a shoestring you have to acquire your equipment as you can."
He looked proudly around at the great cave with its mountains and tiers of material; heavy machinery of all sorts, t.i.tanic crates of foodstuff s.p.a.ce-sealed; wheeled, tracked, propped, vanned, and jetted vehicles; and power packs to run a world.
He looked at the three dozen s.p.a.ce ships stripped and stacked, and at the rather large pile of bone-meal in one corner.
"We will have to get another lion," said Eve. "Bowser is getting old, and Marie-Yvette abuses him and gnaws his toes. And we do have to have a big-maned lion to lie down with the lamb."
"I know it, Eve. The lion is a very important prop. Maybe one of the crack-pot settlers will bring a new lion."
"And can't you mix another kind of shining paint?" asked Adam. "This itches. It's h.e.l.l."
"I'm working on it."
Caspar Craig was still dictating the gram: "Amazing quality of longevity seemingly inherent in the locale. Climate Ideal. Daylight or half-light all twenty-one hours from Planet Delphina and from Sol Caspar Craig Number Three. Pure water for all industrial purposes. Scenic and Storied. Zoning and pre-settlement restrictions to insure congenial neighbors. A completely planned globular settlement in a near arm of our owngalaxy. Low taxes and liberal credit. Financing our specialty --"
"And you had better have an armed escort when you return," said Father Briton.
"Why in cosmos would we want an armed escort?"
"It's as phoney as a seven-credit note."
"You, a man of the cloth, doubt it? And us ready skeptics convinced by our senses? Why do you doubt?"
"It is only the unbelieving who believe so easily in obvious frauds. Theologically unsound, dramaturgically weak, philologically impossible, zoologically rigged, salted conspicuously with gold, and shot through with anachronisms. And moreover he was afraid to play me at checkers."
"What?"
"If I had a preternatural intellect I wouldn't be afraid of a game of checkers with anyone. Yet there was an unusual mind there somewhere; it is just that he chose not to make our acquaintance personally."
They looked at the priest thoughtfully.
"But it was Paradise in one way," said Steiner.
"How?"
"All the time we were there the woman did not speak."
ALL THE PEOPLE.
Anthony Trotz went first to the politician, Mike Delado.
"How many people do you know, Mr. Delado?"
"Why the question?"
"I am wondering l.u.s.t what amount of detail the mind can hold."
"To a degree I know many. Ten thousand well, thirty thousand by name, probably a hundred thousand by face and to shake hands with."
"And what is the limit?"
"Possibly I am the limit." The politician smiled frostily. "The only limit is time, speed of cognizance, and retention. I am told that the latter lessens with age. I am seventy, and it has not done so with me. Whom I have known I do not forget."
"And with special training could one go beyond you?"
"I doubt if one could -- much. For my own training has been quite special. n.o.body has been so entirely with the people as I have. I've taken five memory courses in my time, but the tricks of all of them I had already come to on my own. I am a great believer in the commonality of mankind and of near equal inherent ability. Yet there are some, say the one man in fifty, who in degree if not in kind does exceed his fellows in scope and awareness and vitality. I am that one man in fifty, and knowing people is my specialty."
"Could a man who specialized still more -- and to the exclusion of other things -- know a hundred thousand men well?"
"It is possible. Dimly."
"A quarter of a million?"
"I think not He might learn that many faces and names, but he would not know the men."
Anthony went next to the philosopher, Gabriel Mindel.
"Mr. Mindel, how many people do you know?"
"How know? Per se? A Se? Or In se? Per suam essentiam, perhaps? Or do you mean ab alio? Or to know as hoc a1iquid? There is a fine difference there. Or do you possibly mean to know in subsiantia prima, or in the sense of comprehensive noumena?"
"Somewhere between the latter two. How many persons do you know by name, face, and with a degree of intimacy?"
"I have learned over the years the names of some of my colleagues, possibly a dozen of them. I am now sound on my wife's name, and I seldom stumble over the names of my offspring -- never more than momentarily. Butyou may have come to the wrong man for... whatever you have come for. I am notoriously poor at names, faces, and persons. I have even been described (vox faucibus haesit) as absentminded."
"Yes, you do have the reputation. But perhaps I have not come to the wrong man in seeking the theory of the thing. What is it that limits the comprehensive capacity of the mind of man? What will it hold? What restricts?"
"The body."
"How is that?"
"The brain, I should say, the material tie. The mind is limited by the brain. It is skull-bound. It can acc.u.mulate no more than its cranial capacity, though not one-tenth of that is ordinarily used. An unbodied mind would (in esoteric theory) be unlimited."
"And how in practical theory?"
"1f it is practical, a pragma, it is a thing and not a theory."
"Then we can have no experience with the unbodied mind, or the possibility of it?"
"We have not discovered any area of contact, but we may entertain the possibility of it. There is no paradox here. One may rationally consider the irrational."
Anthony went next to see the priest.
"How many people do you know?" he asked him.
"I know them all."
"That has to be doubted," said Anthony after a moment.
"I've had twenty different stations. And when you hear five thousand confessions a year for forty years, you by no means know all about people, but you do know all people."
"I do not mean types. I mean persons.
"Oh, I know a dozen or so well, a few thousands somewhat less."
"Would it be possible to know a hundred thousand people, a half million?"
"A mentalist might know that many to recognize; I don't know the limit But darkened man has a limit set; on everything."
"Could a somehow emanc.i.p.ated man know more?"
"The only emanc.i.p.ated man is the corporally dead man And the dead man, if he attains the beatific vision, knows all other persons who have ever been since time began."
"All the billions?"
"All."
"With the same brain?"
"No. But with the same mind."
"Then wouldn't even a believer have to admit that the mind which we have now is only a token mind? Would not any connection it would have with a completely comprehensive mind be very tenuous? Would we really be the same person if so changed? It is like saying a bucket would hold the ocean if it were fulfilled, which only means filled full. How could it be the same mind?"
"I don't know."
Anthony went to see the psychologist.
"How many people do you know, Dr. Shirm?"
"I could be crabby and say that I know as many as want to; but it wouldn't be the truth. I rather like people, which is odd in my profession.
What is it that you really want to know?"
"How many people can one man know?"
"It doesn't matter very much. People mostly overestimate the number of their acquaintances. What is it that you are trying to ask me?"
"Could one man know everyone?"
"Naturally not. But unnaturally he might seem to. There is a delusion to this effect accompanied by euphoria, and it is called --"
"I don't want to know what it is called. Why do specialists useLatin and Greek?"
"One part hok.u.m, and two parts need; there simply not being enough letters in the alphabet of exposition without them. It is as difficult to name concepts as children, and we search our brains as a new mother does. It will not do to call two children or two concepts by the same name."
"Thank you. I doubt that this is delusion, and it is not accompanied by euphoria."
Anthony had a reason for questioning the four men since (as a new thing that had come to him) he knew everybody. He knew everyone in Salt Lake City, where he had never been. He knew everybody in Jebel Shah, where the town is a little amphitheater around the harbor, and in Batangas and Weilmi.
He knew the loungers around the end of the Galata bridge in Istanbul, and the porters in Kuala Lumpur. He knew the tobacco traders in Plovdiv, and the cork cutters of Portugal. He knew the dock workemen in Djibouti, and the glove makers in Prague. He knew the vegetable farmers around El Centro, and the muskrat trappers of Barrataria Bay. He knew the three billion people of the world by name and face, and with a fair degree of intimacy.
"Yet I'm not a very intelligent man. I've been called a bungler. And they've had to rea.s.sign me three different times at the filter center. I've seen only a few thousands of those billions of people, and it seems unusual that I should know them all. It may be a delusion, as Dr. Shirm says, but it is a heavily detailed delusion, and it is not accompanied by euphoria. I feel like green h.e.l.l just thinking of it."
He knew the cattle traders of Letterkenny Donegal; he knew the cane cutters of Oriente, and the tree climbers of Milne Bay. He knew the people who died every minute, and those who were born.
"There is no way out of it. I know everybody in the world. It is impossible, but it is so. And to what purpose? There aren't a handful of them I could borrow a dollar from, and I haven't a real friend in the lot. I don know whether it came to me suddenly, but I realized it suddenly. My father was a junk dealer in Wichita, and my education is spotty. I am maladjusted, introverted, incompetent and unhappy, and I also have weak kidneys. Why should a power like this come to a man like me?"
The children in the streets hooted at him. Anthony had always had a healthy hatred for children and dogs, those twin hara.s.sers of the unfortunate and the maladjusted. Both run in packs, and both are cowardly attackers. If either of them spots a weakness he will not let it go. That Anthony's father had been a junk dealer was no reason to hoot at him. And how did the children even know about that? Did they possess some fraction of the power that had come on him lately?
But he had strolled about the town for too long. He should have been at work at the filter center. 0ften they were impatient with him when he wandered off from his work, and Colonel Peter Cooper was waiting for him when he came in now.
"Where have you been, Anthony?"
"Walking. I talked to four men. I mentioned no subject in the province of the filter center."
"Every subject is in the province of the filter center. And you know that our work here is confidential."
"Yes, sir, but I do not understand the import of my work here. I would not be able to give out information that I do not have."
"A popular misconception. There are others who might understand the import of it, and be able to reconstruct it from what you tell them. How do you feel?"
"Nervous, unwell, my tongue is furred, and my kidneys --"
"Ah yes, there will be someone here this afternoon to fix your kidneys. I have not forgotten. Is there anything that you want to tell me?"
"No, sir."
Colonel Cooper had the habit of asking that of his workers in the manner of a mother asking a child if he wants to go to the bathroom. Therewas something embarra.s.sing in his intonation.
Well, he did want to tell him something, but he didn't know how to phrase it. He wanted to tell the colonel that he had newly acquired the power of knowing everyone in the world, that he was worried how he could hold so much in a head that was not noteworthy in its capacity. But he feared ridicule more than he feared anything and he was a tangle of fears.