STB System In Strike The Blood Chapter 1

Noa : Ughh . I'm tired . . . . .

Noa : Mmmmxamxmammxa Does a Vampire ever feel tired??

Noa : Who am i kidding i do feel tired . . . I so wish to become a Vampire . . .

Noa : Why did that d.i.c.k Kojou become the 4th??

Kojou : He is so boring not wanting to destroy the world or take at least the girls that after him . . .

Noa : Especially that Yukina . . .

Noa : Can't i have the same power as Avrora Florestina??

Noa : My life sucks . . .

Noa had returned in his house and wa lamenting about his fate who sucked him up literally he had no family, nothing for a.s.sets nor girl nothing at all . . .

Noa : d.a.m.n it!!! when will the 3rd season come out?? I want to see more Corruption!!!!!

Noa : I'm sure more fans wish to see her in her panties under her skirt as she bents over or her clothes being ripped in the fight . . .

Noa : Heck, even her round twin peaks are very alluring in her nightgown or something . . .

Noa : And not just her their daughter Reina that came from the future is G.o.dd.a.m.n hot as well . . . .

Noa : Asagi Aiba, Sayaka Kirasaka, La Folia Rihavein, Natsuki Minamiya, Kanon Kanase, Mimori Akatsuki, Celesta Ciate, Glenda, Kiriha Kisaki, Aya Tokoyogi, Polifonia Rihavein, Shirona Kuraki, Yume Eguchi, Nina Adelard, Beatrice Basler, Gigliola Ghirardi, Misaki Sasasaki, Octavia Meyer and Trine Halden

Noa : OMG!! so many beautiful girls waiting to be conquered only in my wet dreams . . . . . Sigh!!!

Noa : f.u.c.k all this i'm going to bed . . . there is not a single proper mindblowing anime anymore . . . Aahhhh where are the old good days Queens Blade, Freezing, To Love Ru, DxD i don't remember anything else . . .

Noa : It seems i will become a skeleton in my Pc waiting for the third season of STB . . .

Noa : Vampires leave forever!!!! Otakus unite gather our blood and tears and resurrect Dracula . . .

Noa : Oh, wait . . . . . Ahem, The Female Version probably his wife!!!!

??? : SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noa : Oh, Sorry miss i'll go to the bed Now!!!

??? : Then Hurry up and GO!!!!!

Noa : That b.i.t.c.h . . . i hope she fries i'm free if that b.i.t.c.h dies . . .

Noa went and took his clothes off and finally layed down in his Nagisa pillow, Reina sheet and Yukino covers . . .

Noa : Dear lord of the heavens and h.e.l.l, i wish to offer my soul in hopes of a few years mayhem in Strike the Blood, Amin . . .

Just as he had finished his prayers and was about to sleep the room started shaking here making him jump up from the bed . . .

Noa : Holy s.h.i.t!!! It worked??

??? : Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh help!!! help earthquake!!!!

Noa : Oh d.a.m.n just a lousy earthquake!!!

The moment he spat on the earthquake it was like mother nature got p.i.s.sed and the tremors continued more violently . . .

Noa : Haha I'm a vampire you lousy s.h.i.t you can't harm me . . .

??? : Aaggghgggggg aggggghahahgggggggaha Help help help I'm locked in the bathroom!!!

Noa : Holy s.h.i.t!!! that b.i.t.c.h is naked in the bathroom??? Should i let her die?? Or save a b.i.t.c.h in distress??

After a few seconds of pondering he finally decided to go and help with the excuse who knows i might get a Bella, a b.i.t.c.hy Bella . . .

Staggering from the tremors he reached his door and got out, he started walking towards the next apartment and tried to break the door down by hitting it softly . . .

Noa : I wonder how come it's so strong . . . Oh yeah, i'm weak to the sun . . . . .

??? : Arrrrggggg my leg, the washing machine fell on it . . . . Sniff, sniff help!!!

With no time to spare he made a punching stance and punched a hole in the door blowing it away stunning him . . .

Noa : What the h.e.l.l?? I'm so strong under the sun??

But the whole reality was laughing at him, because the clippers that held the door had cracked and almost fell from the tremors . . .

Noa : Miss, miss i'm coming hold on . . .

He rushed inside and opened the bathroom seeing her naked and freshly clean as she had gotten out of the shower . . .

Noa : Here pull your leg . . .

Noa tried to raise the washing machine with his laughable strength he thought he gained earlier and raised it a bit so that he can unplug her leg . . .

He caught her with a towel and just as he was about to take her outside, the tremors powered up splitting the whole block in half . . .

Within a second he threw her on the floor while he was shallowed inside the rift englufing him in Darkness . . . Noa : Ughh . Im tired . Noa : Mmmmxamxmammxa Does a Vampire ever feel tired?? Noa : Who am i kidding i do feel tired . I so wish to become a Vampire . Noa : Why did that d.i.c.k Kojou become the 4th?? Kojou : He is so boring not wanting to destroy the world or take at least the girls that after him . Noa : Especially that Yukina . Noa : Cant i have the same power as Avrora Florestina?? Noa : My life sucks . Noa had returned in his house and wa lamenting about his fate who sucked him up literally he had no family, nothing for a.s.sets nor girl nothing at all . Noa : d.a.m.n it!!! when will the 3rd season come out?? I want to see more Corruption!!!!! Noa : Im sure more fans wish to see her in her panties under her skirt as she bents over or her clothes being ripped in the fight . Noa : Heck, even her round twin peaks are very alluring in her nightgown or something . Noa : And not just her their daughter Reina that came from the future is G.o.dd.a.m.n hot as well Noa : Asagi Aiba, Sayaka Kirasaka, La Folia Rihavein, Natsuki Minamiya, Kanon Kanase, Mimori Akatsuki, Celesta Ciate, Glenda, Kiriha Kisaki, Aya Tokoyogi, Polifonia Rihavein, Shirona Kuraki, Yume Eguchi, Nina Adelard, Beatrice Basler, Gigliola Ghirardi, Misaki Sasasaki, Octavia Meyer and Trine Halden Noa : OMG!! so many beautiful girls waiting to be conquered only in my wet dreams . Sigh!!! Noa : f.u.c.k all this im going to bed . there is not a single proper mindblowing anime anymore . Aahhhh where are the old good days Queens Blade, Freezing, To Love Ru, DxD i dont remember anything else . Noa : It seems i will become a skeleton in my Pc waiting for the third season of STB . Noa : Vampires leave forever!!!! Otakus unite gather our blood and tears and resurrect Dracula . Noa : Oh, wait . Ahem, The Female Version probably his wife!!!! ??? : SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noa : Oh, Sorry miss ill go to the bed Now!!! ??? : Then Hurry up and GO!!!!! Noa : That b.i.t.c.h . i hope she fries im free if that b.i.t.c.h dies . Noa went and took his clothes off and finally layed down in his Nagisa pillow, Reina sheet and Yukino covers . Noa : Dear lord of the heavens and h.e.l.l, i wish to offer my soul in hopes of a few years mayhem in Strike the Blood, Amin . Just as he had finished his prayers and was about to sleep the room started shaking here making him jump up from the bed . Noa : Holy s.h.i.t!!! It worked?? ??? : Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh help!!! help earthquake!!!! Noa : Oh d.a.m.n just a lousy earthquake!!! The moment he spat on the earthquake it was like mother nature got p.i.s.sed and the tremors continued more violently . Noa : Haha Im a vampire you lousy s.h.i.t you cant harm me . ??? : Aaggghgggggg aggggghahahgggggggaha Help help help Im locked in the bathroom!!! Noa : Holy s.h.i.t!!! that b.i.t.c.h is naked in the bathroom??? Should i let her die?? Or save a b.i.t.c.h in distress?? After a few seconds of pondering he finally decided to go and help with the excuse who knows i might get a Bella, a b.i.t.c.hy Bella . Staggering from the tremors he reached his door and got out, he started walking towards the next apartment and tried to break the door down by hitting it softly . Noa : I wonder how come its so strong . Oh yeah, im weak to the sun . ??? : Arrrrggggg my leg, the washing machine fell on it Sniff, sniff help!!! With no time to spare he made a punching stance and punched a hole in the door blowing it away stunning him . Noa : What the h.e.l.l?? Im so strong under the sun?? But the whole reality was laughing at him, because the clippers that held the door had cracked and almost fell from the tremors . Noa : Miss, miss im coming hold on . He rushed inside and opened the bathroom seeing her naked and freshly clean as she had gotten out of the shower . Noa : Here pull your leg . Noa tried to raise the washing machine with his laughable strength he thought he gained earlier and raised it a bit so that he can unplug her leg . He caught her with a towel and just as he was about to take her outside, the tremors powered up splitting the whole block in half . Within a second he threw her on the floor while he was shallowed inside the rift englufing him in Darkness .