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Most people were terrified when they first encountered John. He stood over seven feet tall and possessed large, meaty hands. His red nose was too bulbous, his brown eyes too beady, his horsey teeth too big. But anyone who looked past John's appearance could not help but love his gentle manner and lopsided smile.
Devin Dorshear, Nicodemus's other cacographic floormate, was less well loved. The acolytes had nicknamed her "Demonscream Devin".
When she was focusing, little separated Devin from a lesser wizard. However, she would often stop spellwriting halfway through a text to con-template an open window, a creaking board, a handsome wizard. This had gotten her into many unfortunate situations, none helped by her gift for screaming unlikely obscenities-a talent she effectively wielded against leaking inkwells, torn parchments, and the generally rude.
Wizards were less impressed by her effusive obscenities, and so Devin had learned to curb her foul mouth around superiors.
This is how Nicodemus, as he climbed the last few steps, knew no one with authority was present in their common room. "Ooo, you dirty son of a rat-eating b.u.t.t dog!" Devin screamed. There followed a loud crash.
"Splattering splud!" Simple John called, laughing heartily. Another crash, more obscenities.
Nicodemus looked up to heaven and said, "Not since Los became the first demon has there been so much chaos as now exists on the other side of this door. Celeste, G.o.ddess, haven't I had enough tribulations for one night? Perhaps you could put them to sleep. I promise to clean up whatever they've done."
Crash, laughter, crash. "Drink goat p.i.s.s, you slimy pigeon p.e.n.i.s!"
Nicodemus frowned at the closed door. "Dev, do pigeons even have p.e.n.i.ses?"
Simple John bellowed a battle cry of "SIIIIMPLE JOHN!"
Sighing, Nicodemus opened the door and stepped inside. Immediately, he jumped back to avoid a Jejunus curse that shot past in a pink blur.
Of the common magical languages, Jejunus was the weakest-so weak, in fact, that it was used only for teaching. It had a simple syntax and its large pink runes were identical to mundane letters; this meant that it was almost impossible to misspell and hence safe for cacographers. Perhaps more important, their soft, muddy texture made them safe to handle.
The curse that had missed Nicodemus's nose by inches had read, "FIND [John's left b.u.t.t cheek] and LABEL with (I'm a gelatinous p.o.o.p sucker)."Nicodemus groaned.
"Simple John!" trumpeted Simple John. Another crash.
Peering into the room, Nicodemus saw a proud John holding up several sentences that read "ERASE [Devin's spell]."
The big man had slipped his arms out of the slits sewn into the tops of his sleeves so as to better see the language forming in his giant muscles. All around John lay overturned chairs and scattered pages.
The big man forged another Jejunus sentence in his bicep and slipped it down into his balled fist. Laughing uncontrollably, he c.o.c.ked his ma.s.sive arm and with an overhand throw cast "FIND and HIT [Devin's right b.u.t.t cheek]."
Almost faster than Nicodemus's eyes could follow, the gooey pink ball shot across the room.
Devin dove behind an overturned table, but John's curse flew over the barricade and dropped into a dive attack. Devin screamed something-likely obscene-and popped up from behind the table.
Like John, she had slipped her arms out of her sleeves. From her right hand extended an octopus-like spell, each tentacle of which read, "Edit [Simple John's incoming spell]."
John's obscenity was caught among the tentacles and struggled like a minnow. Devin cackled as she began to edit the curse.
As a boy, Nicodemus had loved Jejunus cursing matches. He had hurled handfuls of dirty words with his cla.s.smates, had relished flicking obscenities into rivals' faces, had giggled uncontrollably when filthy language had splattered onto another child's back.
But that had been long ago, before the wizards had moved him into the Drum Tower.
"HEY!" he boomed. Both combatants looked at him. "WHAT IN THE BURNING h.e.l.lS IS GOING ON HERE?"
Even though Nicodemus was the youngest of the three by thirty years, he had long ago a.s.sumed the roles of housekeeper and disciplinarian.
Perhaps mistaking Nicodemus's anger for irritation at being excluded, Simple John cast "FIND [Nicodemus's ear] and SOUND (a sick donkey farting)."
Nicodemus quickly wrote "FIND and ERASE [any spell]" in the back of his hand and flicked the spell into the air. It careened into John's curse and knocked both texts out of existence with a wet pop. If needed, Nicodemus could flood the room with similar censoring texts.
"What do you think you're doing?" Nicodemus barked. "What if one of the younger cacographers had walked in just now? We'd be in a fine state then. There'd be cursing matches up and down the tower until spring. Orwhat if a wizard had stopped by? With the convocation on, the repercus-sions would be horrible."
The other cacographers fell silent. Simple John swallowed his smile and hung his head.
"What's it to you, Nico?" Devin sneered. "Afraid Shannon'll find out? Afraid the old man won't let you teach your precious cla.s.s?"
"Devin," Nicodemus said, leveling his gaze at the short redhead, "how many penitences do you have left for the flooded privy prank?"
She glared at him.
"Don't you see that our place in Starhaven is not secure? As Magister Shannon just reminded me, our disability puts an extra burden on us. And we all know that in other academies cacographers aren't treated so well. Astroph.e.l.l censors magical language out of their cacographers."
"As if that would be so bad, to leave this place," Devin groused.
"Well excuse me, my lady. I was unaware of your n.o.ble blood." Nicodemus dipped into a mock bow. "Because that's what it'd take to find a life as comfortable and safe as we have here. As an illiterate, you might end up a scullery maid, but think of John. How would he get by?"
"No," Simple John protested softly.
Devin lowered her eyes and dropped her spell. An uncomfortable moment pa.s.sed.
In the awkward silence, Nicodemus felt a slow sinking sensation. Could he call his floormates reckless when, only an hour ago, he had misspelled a library gargoyle? If caught, his mistake would have damaged the reputation of cacographers far more than the discovery of a simple cursing match.
"Dev, John, I'm sorry," he said in a softer tone. "I had a rough night in the library and disappointed Shannon. He's worried about some of the convocation's delegates. It might even be dangerous for us to be seen misspelling."
Neither of the other cacographers spoke. John was looking at his boots, Devin scowling at the ceiling.
"I'll help clean up," Nicodemus said wearily.
They worked silently. Simple John righted the tables while the other two shifted chairs and retrieved the pages strewn about the floor. Twice Nicodemus saw Devin and Simple John smirking at each other, but when they noticed him watching they jumped back to work.
When finished, Nicodemus snuffed the tapers and trudged into his bedroom. It was cold for the first time since last spring. Autumn was growing old.
He forged the ignition words and tossed them into the small fireplace. A spark spell caught the text and then set the kindling aflame. Light flickeredacross the modest chamber and Nicodemus's few possessions: a sleeping cot, a desk, two chests, a washstand, a chamber pot.
Under the bed sat a stack of mundane books. Among them was a knightly romance he had bought from a Lornish peddler. The fellow had promised that this particular romance, The Silver Shield, The Silver Shield, was the best one yet. was the best one yet.
Nicodemus's love for knightly romances sometimes followed him into his sleep. Since he had arrived in Starhaven, Nicodemus had spent countless hours imagining night terrors to populate the nearby forest. In both his dreams at night and daydreams, he would venture out to vanquish the imagined monsters.
He smiled now, thinking of the strange antagonists his young mind had imagined. Uro was a giant insect with a spiked carapace and scythelike hands. Tamelkan, the sightless dragon, possessed tentacles that grew from his chin. And of course there was Garkex, the firetroll, who spouted flame from his three horns and fiery curses from his mouth.
Dreaming of monsters and battles was a childish pleasure, Nicodemus knew, but it was one of the few he had known.
Looking at the book again, he sighed. His eyes were too weary to read.
He flopped onto his cot and began to untie his robe at the back of his neck. His hair could use brushing.
He was looking around for his comb when the sound of flapping wings came to his window. He turned to regard a large bird with vivid blue plumage. Bright yellow skin shone around her black eyes and hooked beak. "Corn," croaked the bird in her scratchy parrot voice.
"h.e.l.lo, Azure. I don't keep corn in my room. Did Magister Shannon give you a message for me?"
The bird c.o.c.ked her head to one side. "Scratch."
"All right, but the message?"
The bird hopped onto the cot and waddled over to Nicodemus. Using her beak to grab onto his robes, the familiar pulled herself onto his lap and presented the top of her head to be scratched; Nicodemus obliged.
"Azure, the message from Magister is important."
The bird whistled two notes before casting a barrage of golden sentences from her head to Nicodemus's.
Languages like Numinous, which could manipulate light and other text, were often used to encode written messages. The spell that Azure had just cast was one such.
The problem was that Numinous had a complex structure, and so a cacographer's touch misspelled all but the simplest Numinous sentences. That is why Nicodemus had to work quickly to translate Shannon's message.The longer he held the text in his mind, the faster his disability would distort its spelling.
Numinous runes possessed fluid shapes resembling tendrils of smoke or threads of spun gla.s.s. Translating them made a spellwright's fingers feel as if they were touching smooth gla.s.s. As he worked, Nicodemus's fingers twitched with phantom sensation.
Shannon's message was complicated, and when Nicodemus finished translating, it was garbled: Nicodemus-Do n't discuss tonight's conversaton w/ anyone, incldng roomates. V. important to atract littel attn. As planed, come to my study direclty after brecfast. You are excused from aprentice duty four the day.-Mg. Shannon Azure presented the back of her head again. "Scratch?"
Nicodemus absently stroked the bird's feathers. Shannon's instruction to avoid attention was worrisome. Nicodemus did not know what was prompting the old man's vigilance, but he had no doubt that it was serious.
"Sweet heaven, the druids," Nicodemus whispered, remembering how his attempt to impress Deirdre had elicited a barrage of questions about prophecy and his disability. "Magister is going to kill me."
"Scratch?" Azure repeated.
Nicodemus looked down and realized that in his distraction he had stopped petting the familiar. "I'm sorry, Azure. I'm exhausted." It was true-his eyes stung, his bones ached, his thoughts seemed slow as pine sap. "I'd better sleep if I'm going to help Magister tomorrow."
"Scratch?"
"Maybe tomorrow."
Finally convinced that she was not going to be petted, Azure hopped over to the window. She made her two-note whistle and flapped away into the night.
Blinking his weary eyes, Nicodemus went to the washstand and, rubbing his hands together, forged the small white runes wizards used for soap. Looking into his polished-metal mirror, he was shocked to see two pink sentences written across his forehead.
At first a scowl darkened his face, but then he laughed.
She must have written some witty prose indeed to sneak the Jejunus curse onto him without his noticing.
Careful not to trip in the dim firelight, Nicodemus stepped through thecommon room to Devin's door. Muted voices came from the other side. He knocked and walked in.
Simple John and Devin were sitting on her bed playing cat's cradle, John's favorite. They looked up.
"This was well done," Nicodemus said while gesturing to his forehead and the pink words that read:
I Hate Fun.
But I LOVE Donkey p.i.s.s!
AFTER D DEVIN HAD disspelled the curse from Nicodemus's forehead, the three floormates gossiped about other cacographers and apprentices: who might be promoted, who was sneaking into whose bed, that sort of thing. disspelled the curse from Nicodemus's forehead, the three floormates gossiped about other cacographers and apprentices: who might be promoted, who was sneaking into whose bed, that sort of thing.
Though still exhausted, Nicodemus was happy to stay up with his friends and forget about druids and Astroph.e.l.l delegates and the other nebulous dangers the night had presented.
As they talked, John and Nicodemus played cat's cradle while Devin brushed out Nicodemus's long raven hair.
"Why in heaven's name," she grumbled, "did the Creator waste such soft, glossy stuff on a man."
Afterward she started to braid her own wiry red hair. "You know," she said, "I've never been sure why all the magical societies have to send delegates to these convocations."
"There's never been one in Starhaven before?" Nicodemus asked without looking up from the game of cat's cradle.
"Not since I've been here. They only happen once every thirty years, and they have to rotate through all the other libraries and monasteries or whatever."
Nicodemus chewed his lip. "Well, I don't know all the details about why the convocations happen, but-"
"-but you've memorized everything Shannon's ever said about them," Devin interjected with a leer.
He stuck his tongue out at her and continued. "So, back during the Dialect Wars-when the Neosolar Empire was falling and the new kingdoms were forming-spellwrights would join the fighting. The result was so b.l.o.o.d.y that the people couldn't protect themselves from the lycanthropes or kobolds or whatever. For a while, it seemed there might not be any humans left, so all the magical societies signed treaties agreeing never again to take part in the wars that kingdoms fought."
Devin grunted. "And so now all magical societies have to renew their treaties at these conventions or we'll all end up in lycanthrope bellies?"
Nicodemus shrugged. "Something like that. It's complicated. Some societies cheat. I think Magister Shannon was involved in stopping the wizards and hierophants from clashing in the Spirish Civil War. But I'm not sure; he never talks about the war."
Simple John tried to say "Simple John" but yawned instead. Nicodemus ended the game of cat's cradle and sent the big man lumbering off to bed.
Nicodemus started for his own room but then stopped at Devin's door. "Dev, when should I ask Shannon about teaching again? With the convocation happening, things are probably too busy."
She was tapping her chin with the end of her braid. "Actually, the busier wizards are, the more they want to unload their teaching duties onto apprentices. But it's not Magister you need to convince. It's the other wizards who gripe when a cacographer gets in front of a cla.s.sroom."
Nicodemus nodded and thought about what it would feel like to finally earn a hood. Then he remembered something. "Dev, have you ever worked with Magister Smallwood?"
"That sweet old linguist who's got less common sense than a drunken chicken? Yeah, I used to run Shannon's messages to him back when you were still trying to undress that Amy Hern girl. Do you ever hear from her?"
Nicodemus folded his arms. "I don't, but never mind that. I had a conversation with Smallwood today. Nothing important. But he said I was Shannon's 'new cacographic project' or his new 'pet cacographer.' Do you know if there are current rumors going around about Magister?"
Devin dropped her braid and hopped out of bed. "Ignore it. Smallwood's just being a ninny." She went to her washstand and began to scrub her face. "So what cla.s.s do you want to teach?"
"Anything to do with composition. But you're avoiding my question. What are the rumors about Shannon and 'pet cacographers'?"
Devin toweled her face. "Just academics gossiping and being petty."
"Dev, not once in the past nine years have I known you to refrain from gossiping."