Scudder - Eight Million Ways To Die Part 21

'That's true, too.'

He stood up, put his hands on his hips. 'You know,' he said, 'I didn't figure to bring you here. I didn't figure you needed to know about this house. And I brought you without you even asking.'

'It's quite a house.'

'Thank you.'

'Was Kim impressed with it?'

'She never saw it. None of 'em ever did. There's an old German woman comes here once a week to clean. Makes the whole place shine. She's the only woman's ever been inside of this house. Since I owned it, anyway, and the architects who used to live here didn't have much use for women. Here's the last of the coffee.'

It was awfully good coffee. I'd had too much of it already but it was too good to pa.s.s up. When I complimented it earlier he'd told me it was a mixture of Jamaica Blue Mountain and a dark roast Colombian bean. He'd offered me a pound of it, and I'd told him it wouldn't be much use to me in a hotel room.

I sipped the coffee while he made yet another call to his service. When he hung up I said, 'You want to give me the number here? Or is that one secret you want to keep?'

He laughed. 'I'm not here that much. It's easier if you just call the service.'

'All right.'

'And this number wouldn't do you much. I don't know it myself. I'd have to look at an old phone bill to make sure I got it right. And if you dialed it, nothing would happen.'

'Why's that?'

'Because the bells won't ring. The phones are to make calls out. When I set this place up I got telephone service and I put in extensions so I'd never be far from a phone, but I never gave the number to anybody. Not even my service, not anybody.'

'And?'

'And I was here one night, I think I was playing pool, and the d.a.m.n phone rang. I like to jumped. It was somebody wanted to know did I want a subscription to the New York Times. Then two days later I got another call and it was a wrong number, and I realized the only calls I was ever going to get were wrong numbers and somebody selling something, and I took a screwdriver and went around and opened up each of the phones, and there's this little clapper that rings the bell when a current pa.s.ses through a particular wire, and I just took the little clapper off each of the phones. I dialed the number once from another phone, and you think it rings because there's no telling the clapper's gone, but there's no bell going off in this house.'

'Clever.'

'No doorbell, either. There's a thing you ring by the door outside, but it's not connected to anything. That door's never been opened since I moved in, and you can't see in the windows, and there's burglar alarms on everything. Not that you get much burglary in Greenpoint, a nice settled Polish neighborhood like this, but old Dr. Levandowski, he likes his security and he likes his privacy.'

'I guess he does.'

'I'm not here much, Matthew, but when that garage door closes behind me it keeps the whole world out. Nothing touches me here. Nothing.'

'I'm surprised you brought me here.'

'So am I.'

We saved the money for last. He asked how much I wanted. I told him I wanted twenty-five hundred dollars.

He asked what that bought.

'I don't know,' I said. 'I don't charge by the hour and I don't keep track of my expenses. If I wind up laying out a lot of money or if the thing goes on too long, I might wind up asking you for more money. But I'm not going to send you a bill and I'm not going to sue you if you don't pay.'

'You keep it all very informal.'

'That's right.'

'I like that. Cash on the line and no receipts. I don't mind paying a price. The women bring in a lot of money, but there's a lot that has to go out, too. Rent. Operating costs. Payoffs. You got a wh.o.r.e installed in a building, you pay off the building. You can't give the doorman twenty dollars for Christmas and let it go at that, same as any other tenant. It's more like twenty a month and a hundred for Christmas, and it's the same for all the building employees. It adds up.'

'It must.'

'But there's a lot left. And I don't blow it on c.o.ke or waste it gambling. You said what? Twenty-five hundred? I paid more than twice that for the Dogon mask I gave you to hold. I paid $6,200, plus the auction galleries charge buyers a 10 percent commission these days. Comes to what? $6,820. And then there's sales tax.'

I didn't say anything. He said, 's.h.i.t, I don't know what I'm proving. That I'm n.i.g.g.e.r-rich, I guess. Wait here a minute.' He came back with a sheaf of hundreds and counted out twenty-five of them. Used bills, out of sequence. I wondered how much cash he kept around the house, how much he habitually carried on his person. Years ago I'd known a loan shark who made it a rule never to walk out his door with less than ten thousand dollars in his pocket. He didn't keep it a secret, and everybody who knew him knew about the roll he carried.

n.o.body ever tried to take it off him, either.

He drove me home. We took a different route back, over the Pulaski Bridge into Queens and through the tunnel to Manhattan. Neither of us talked much, and somewhere along the way I must have dozed off because he had to put a hand on my shoulder to waken me.

I blinked, straightened up in my seat. We were at the curb in front of my hotel.

'Door-to-door delivery service,' he said.

I got out and stood on the curb. He waited for a couple of cabs to pa.s.s, then made his U-turn. I watched until the Cadillac was out of sight.

Thoughts struggled in my brain like exhausted swimmers. I was far too tired to think. I went up to bed.

TWELVE.

'I didn't know her all that well. I met her a year or so ago at the beauty parlor and we had a cup of coffee together, and reading between the lines of her conversation I figured out she wasn't the Avon lady. We exchanged numbers and we would talk now and then over the phone, but we never got close. Then whenever it was, a couple weeks ago, she called and wanted to get together. I was surprised. We'd been out of touch for months.'

We were in Elaine Mardell's apartment on Fifty-first between First and Second. White s.h.a.g carpet on the floor, bold abstract oils on the walls, something inoffensive on the stereo. I had a cup of coffee. Elaine was drinking a diet soda.

'What did she want?'

'She told me she was leaving her pimp. She wanted to make the break without getting hurt. Which is where you came in, remember?'

I nodded. 'Why'd she come to you?'

'I don't know. I had the feeling she didn't have too many friends. It wasn't the sort of thing she could talk over with one of Chance's other girls, and she probably wouldn't have wanted to discuss it with someone who was out of the life altogether. And she was young, you know, compared to me. She may have seen me as a sort of wise old aunt.'

'That's you, all right.'

'Isn't it just? What was she, about twenty-five?'

'She said twenty-three. I think it said twenty-four in the papers.'

'Jesus, that's young.'

'I know.'

'More coffee, Matt?'