Puzzle Me This Part 1

Puzzle Me This.

Eli Easton.

Dedication.

Thanks to my beta readers Kate Rothwell, Kim Whaley, and Katie H. And thanks to my husband for listening to me verbally vet my story ideas, as always.

Chapter 1.

"COME on, Trevor! Get the ball!" on, Trevor! Get the ball!"

Luke Schumaker threw a rubber baseball into the woods. The large, s.h.a.ggy-haired retriever dove after it with unbounded glee. It must be nice It must be nice to have one thing in life you were born to do and to do it so whole-heartedly to have one thing in life you were born to do and to do it so whole-heartedly.

Luke loved his early morning hikes in the Pennsylvania woods. The trail up Henneman Hill started at the edge of his apartment complex and was its chief attraction, as far as Luke was concerned. August was not his favorite month in the Northeast, with its damp, close heat. But he'd put up with the summers in exchange for fall and winter. He'd spent ten years after college working in California for computer game companies, and he'd been thrilled when his company had announced a work-from-home policy. It meant he could continue to do the job he loved and move back to Pennsylvania, where weather was weather and men wore flannel shirts-even the gay ones.

Gay men, that is, not gay flannel shirts, though Luke had a few of those in his closet.

Luke was pretty sure he had a serious flannel kink.

Back at his apartment, Luke had his key out before he noticed the newspaper propped against his door. It was a Philadelphia paper, the Examiner Examiner. When it was still there after his shower, he decided a little neighborly consideration was in order.

His apartment complex was called The Woodsman, and it had thirty separate units, all emphatically rustic. Each unit housed four apartments. Luke knocked on the door of all three of his neighbors, but none of them took the paper. His lucky day, then. Luke sat down to enjoy his breakfast and the crisp feel of actual newsprint.

The Entertainment section had a crossword puzzle. Luke glanced at the clock guiltily. He usually started work by nine, but it was eight forty-five and he never could resist a puzzle. He picked up a pencil and looked down the clue list, tracing his lips with his tongue in concentration. He finished it in twenty minutes.

At lunchtime, Luke made a sandwich. Something had been tugging at his brain all morning, something about the crossword puzzle. He dragged the completed puzzle across the table and looked at the grid as he chewed his sandwich.

19 across Gospel writer _ _ _ _ It was a four-letter spot, and the crossing "k" in s.p.a.ce three made it Luke, not Mark or John. Luke was not uncommon in crossword puzzles. But there was more....

20 across If it fits _ _ _ _ 21 across Dying to meet your _ _ _ _ _ 2 down Source for kindling _ _ _ _ _ 12 across Don't run _ _ _ _ 18 down What silence is _ _ _ _ _ _ 22 across Fetcher _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Luke shoe maker woods walk golden retriever]

Luke started at the puzzle in disbelief. What were the odds that Luke and "shoe maker," the Anglicized version of his last name, would appear in the same crossword puzzle and all in the same horizontal line? Add in "walk," "woods," "golden," and "retriever" and the odds had to be off the charts. And then there was the fact that the paper had been left on his doorstep. He looked at the crossword puzzle byline: A. Ecrivain. The name meant nothing to him.

The rest of the day pa.s.sed in a daze. Luke was, by his own admission, a geek. Once his brain latched onto a problem, it was hard to tear it away. It made him a strong computer game designer, but work suffered when his brain latched onto something outside the bounds of his daily bits and bytes.

Did A. Ecrivain really send him a hidden message in a crossword puzzle? And if so, why?

He Googled the Philly paper but couldn't find anything about their crossword puzzles on their website. He Googled "A. Ecrivain" and the results were all in French. The word "ecrivain" was French for "writer," he discovered. "A. Writer"-it had to be a pseudonym. Great. He spent an hour with an old stats textbook trying to figure out the odds of seven key words appearing among seventy random ones. He wasn't great at stats, but he came up with something like less than three percent. At six o'clock he had a Skype chat with his development team, and they discussed the next episode of Saints and Sinners Saints and Sinners.

By bedtime, Luke was trying to think up a unique idea for a troll/bridge puzzle, and the crossword had been filed away in a mental TBD bin with things like picking up bread and buying Stephen King's latest e-book for his iPad.

Until the next morning. Luke and Trevor returned from their morning hike to find the Examiner Examiner on the doorstep. This time it had an ominous and vaguely teasing presence, like a plot moment in a cheesy horror movie. on the doorstep. This time it had an ominous and vaguely teasing presence, like a plot moment in a cheesy horror movie.

Luke's heart rate sped up. He took it inside.

1 across Two can play _ _ _ _ 10 down Made it up _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 11 across Axe to grind _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 20 down Blue-eyed _____ _ _ _ _ _ 31 across ___ as a b.u.t.ton _ _ _ _ 32 down Greeting _ _ _ _ _ [game designer woodsman blond cute h.e.l.lo]

Okay, "cute" might or might not be part of the hidden message, but Luke was blond and he was was cute, dammit. cute, dammit.

He shivered as if a cold finger had stroked the back of his neck. There was absolutely no doubt the message was for him. Who was doing this? Who was doing this?

On the third morning, Luke went for his walk early and was back home by seven. He watched through his peephole, spying on the open-air corridor outside his door in a vigil that was, frankly, d.a.m.ned boring. But at 7:20 a.m. a teenager appeared and lobbed a newspaper at Luke's door like he was pitching the World Series.

Luke opened the door in a flash. "Hey! You!"

The boy turned and eyed Luke warily, as if he might dance a naked Macarena at any moment.

"I didn't order this paper. Why are you leaving it?"

The kid pulled a piece of paper from his pocket. "Luke Schumaker, 1750 Wilson Drive, apartment 31C?"

"That's me."

"You have a subscription. It started a few days ago."

"Who signed me up for it?"

The kid shrugged. "Dunno. Call the paper, I guess."

Luke did and was patched through to the newspaper's subscription hotline. His daily delivery was a gift, paid in advance for three months. No, they couldn't tell him who ordered it, because the gifter had checked the "anonymous" box. Company policy.

Luke hung up the phone. A slow grin spread over his face, and his gamer mind rubbed its hands together with villainous glee. Oh, this this? This was excellent excellent. He ripped off a piece of notepaper and started making a plan.

There were two possibilities as Luke saw it. "A. Ecrivain" was either someone who lived in the complex or someone he'd met in town who was watching him. He couldn't rule out women-he didn't exactly wear a gay tattoo on his forehead. He drew a line down the paper. The left side he t.i.tled "The Woodsman" and the right one "Town."

On The Woodsman list went: Judy Miller-The complex manager was a fortysomething smoker with a voice like Harvey Fierstein. She said "ain't" and "yous" a lot. Unlikely.

Mr. Morissey-The groundskeeper was in his fifties, weathered, married, and lumberjack straight. Probably not.

Phil-The maintenance man weighed three hundred pounds. He'd fixed Luke's showerhead once, but when Luke cornered him for a chat outside 30A, Phil didn't seem to recognize him. It was a big "no" to Phil, then.

His co-unit dwellers-They included a single mother who was always distracted, a young couple attending the university, and a grandmother who played tennis in hot-pink sweats. They could safely be ruled out.

Luke's bedroom window overlooked the parking lot. He set up his laptop in there so he could keep an eye on the comers and goers.

A young woman with red hair and expensive suits lived in unit 28. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, if Pippi had grown up and gotten a law degree. She never glanced at his building. In 22B were Jock A and Jock B, who never emerged without sweats and a ball. Jock A had a girlfriend, and Jock B scratched his b.a.l.l.s in a manner distinctively het. There was a guy in a wheelchair in the end unit. He was picked up by a van at 10:00 a.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. He was cute, if you found librarian-types cute-which Luke did. But he never looked in Luke's direction. A hot, intellectual-looking yuppie in unit 27 topped Luke's suspect list for a while. But one day Luke saw a young woman with a twin baby stroller emerge from the same flat. Not gay, then.

IN TOWN TOWN, the only places Luke went to regularly were the grocery store, a coffee shop called Diggits, and Chumley's, a gay bar. He usually took his laptop to Diggits on Wednesday afternoons and worked there just for a change of scenery. the only places Luke went to regularly were the grocery store, a coffee shop called Diggits, and Chumley's, a gay bar. He usually took his laptop to Diggits on Wednesday afternoons and worked there just for a change of scenery.

He went to Diggits at his usual time and surrept.i.tiously cased the joint. The girl behind the counter had blue hair, a bored att.i.tude, and a nametag that said "Jazzy." She'd never even remotely flirted with him. There was an all-American busboy, but his eyes were so dull with disinterest that Luke figured he'd have to wear a little black dress and heels to get a reaction. Luke recognized a few regulars, but none of them seemed suspicious.

On Friday he hit Chumley's. He'd decided when he moved here that he and Chumley's should have a distant relationship. He'd sown his wild oats in San Francisco-or what pa.s.sed for wild oats for a workaholic nerd. Here in the medium-sized university town of State College, Pennsylvania, Chumley's was the first, and the last, of the gay scene. Luke was twenty-eight and ready to meet someone meaningful. He didn't want a rep as a man-ho. So he'd gone to Chumley's just a few times, when he'd been bat-s.h.i.t stir-crazy and h.o.r.n.y as a goat. He'd hooked up twice, but neither was anything more than a one-night stand.

Chumley's was a mix of leather, business types, and college students. It was a friendly place that lacked the feelings of judgment that dogged the San Fran clubs, where wearing the wrong shoes could get you treated like pork rinds at a vegan potluck. Luke drank a beer and played detective for a while, but no one was ringing any bells on the suspect hotline.

He got a bit distracted by the heated glances of a man wearing a black leather jacket and a tight white T-shirt. His face was rough but attractive. Luke tried to come up with a good reason for him to be a suspect. But no, it was impossible to see Biker Boy with a dictionary, except possibly as a doorstop.

Then again, there were more things in life than finding his secret admirer.

An hour later, Luke found himself giggling his way up the stairs to his apartment with "James" in tow. The s.e.x was fine, if perfunctory. The lonely stillness of his apartment after James left was depressing. It made Luke realize how unlikely it was that he'd attracted the attention of anyone with substance at Chumley's. There were too many fishermen there and too much bait for any one small fry to make an impression. Enigma 3, Luke 0.

Sat.u.r.day and Sunday Luke did the crosswords by "A Ecrivain" with antic.i.p.ation, but he found no secret message. Then Monday's edition came.

1 across Gospel writer _ _ _ _ 10 across RV date? _ _ _ _ _ _ 18 down Fish Fri _ _ _ _ _ _ 19 across Time for bed _ _ _ _ _ 20 across He has less fun _ _ _ _ _ _ 20 down Two-wheeler _ _ _ _ _ 35 across A lonely feeling _ _ _ [Luke hookup Friday night brunet biker sad]

Luke stared at the paper. Suddenly the game wasn't funny anymore. He'd been watched-or at least seen seen-the night he brought James home. That was both creepy and made him feel squicky, like he'd cheated on someone and been caught. But he hadn't even met A. Ecrivain yet!

Luke tried to focus on work, but the crossword puzzle would float to his mind every so often and bring with it an awful feeling. He told himself he didn't care. But he did. The lure of the puzzle had been great, the cleverness of it. And the fact that someone would do this for him for him and publish it in a national paper was so, well, flattering. and publish it in a national paper was so, well, flattering.

It had made him feel antic.i.p.ation and... hope. He hated that.

LUKE was not surprised when Tuesday's and Wednesday's papers held no message. But by the time he'd finished the Sunday crossword and found nothing in it, Luke knew he'd been abandoned. He'd driven off his admirer with his floozy ways. was not surprised when Tuesday's and Wednesday's papers held no message. But by the time he'd finished the Sunday crossword and found nothing in it, Luke knew he'd been abandoned. He'd driven off his admirer with his floozy ways.

Luke wanted to let it go. He couldn't.

On Monday morning Luke called the Examiner Examiner and asked for the editor of the Entertainment section. "Hi. My name is Luke Schumaker. I'm trying to reach the person who designs your crossword puzzles, A. Ecrivain." and asked for the editor of the Entertainment section. "Hi. My name is Luke Schumaker. I'm trying to reach the person who designs your crossword puzzles, A. Ecrivain."

"And why is that?"

Because they leave hidden messages for me would make Luke sound like an utter loon. "I'm a game designer for City Shark Games, and I thought that maybe he or she would be interested in doing some work for us." It was a lie, but Luke could probably talk his boss into it, if need be. would make Luke sound like an utter loon. "I'm a game designer for City Shark Games, and I thought that maybe he or she would be interested in doing some work for us." It was a lie, but Luke could probably talk his boss into it, if need be.

"Hmm. I can't give out that information. But send me an e-mail and I'll forward it to him. Or you can send a letter to the paper to the attention of 'A. Ecrivain.' Those get sent to him unopened. He often gets fan mail and reader suggestions."

Him. The crossword puzzle designer was a him him. Luke felt a flush of hope again. Thing was a d.a.m.ned nuisance.

"Awesome. Thanks," Luke said. "I'll send a letter."

Luke contemplated what to write. What if crossword puzzle man was really scary or hideous? The secret messages hadn't been blatantly flirtatious but they weren't not not either. Finally Luke went with this: either. Finally Luke went with this: "Dear A., I don't know you but your puzzles have me dead curious. In fact, you've triggered the dreaded obsessive gamer in my soul. Can we meet for coffee? How about Diggits, 6 pm on Wed. the 20th?

Luke Schumaker"

Neutral ground and a tone that implied nothing beyond inquisitiveness. Filled with a heady antic.i.p.ation, Luke mailed it.

Chapter 2.

ON W WEDNESDAY Luke worked through his day in a rush. In the afternoon he took a bath and dressed carefully-worn, tight jeans, hiking boots, and a soft purple Henley under an open gold-and-purple plaid flannel shirt. Luke worked through his day in a rush. In the afternoon he took a bath and dressed carefully-worn, tight jeans, hiking boots, and a soft purple Henley under an open gold-and-purple plaid flannel shirt.

Okay, maybe he was pushing the gay woodsy thing a bit far, but he thought it was hot. Anyway, the gold in the shirt set off his hair, and that was his finest a.s.set. It was light honey-gold, stick-straight, and fell to his midback. He applied a glossy spray that made it shine.

He was feeling h.o.r.n.y, actually, as if his body was expecting something a lot more intense than the casual coffee date his brain had in mind. His palms were damp with nerves and excitement. He couldn't seem to help himself. He prayed he wasn't in for a huge disappointment.

He arrived at Diggits at five, got a coffee, and took a seat. He opened up his laptop and surfed the web. He nervously studied everyone who came in the door. No one looked his way.

By six fifteen, Luke figured he'd been stood up. By six forty-five he was sure of it.

It was probably for the best. There was no way the reality could ever have lived up to his stupid romantic ideas. The game was over.

Luke went up to the counter to drop a tip in the jar and saw an envelope propped up against it. On the front was scrawled "Luke Schumaker."

"Hey!" Luke grabbed the attention of the blue-haired barista. "Do you know who left this here?"

Jazzy looked at it and shrugged. "No idea. But it's been sitting there since this morning. Is that you?"

Luke nodded, his mouth dry.

"Good. It would have gotten tossed by closing time."

Luke took the envelope and went back to his abandoned seat. He slowly took off his coat. Inside the envelope was a crossword puzzle. It was marked on grid paper with the clues hand-written on the left, and at the bottom, it was signed "A. Ecrivain." This must be how his admirer submitted puzzles to the paper. But this one, Luke knew, was just for him.

f.u.c.king awesome.

With a dizzying sense of antic.i.p.ation, Luke began working the puzzle.

1 across A measure _ _ _ _ 10 across Where Sherlock lives minus two _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

11 down This evening _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 21 across Be-, Out-, or In- _ _ _ _ 21 down ___ the hill _ _ _ _ 23 across Without _ _ _ _ 25 across Mobile on Mars _ _ _ _ _ [Unit twenty-one B tonight. Come over sans Rover.]

Luke tossed down his pencil and stared at the words with delight. He laughed aloud. "Holy s.h.i.t."

"You're having way too much fun over there," Jazzy said dryly. "I may have to call the vice squad." But she smiled.

Luke felt positively giddy. He stuffed his pen back into his laptop case and his arms into his coat. "Hey, make me a coffee to go, will ya?"

"I live. To serve," Jazzy said robotically.

He waited while she made it and took it from her with a wink. "Hot date," he said.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Jazzy gave him a wary look. "Which leaves out, basically, farm animals."