Psych: Mind-Altering Murder Part 4

"Let's say I've been following this guy," Shawn said.

Gus felt a flare of irritation. He was on the cusp of making a life-changing decision, and Shawn wanted advice on a move in a computer game. "Why?" Gus said. "He's dead, at least in the fictional scenario we've been discussing in this entire conversation. Because as you pointed out, when I was playing the game, I killed him. In the game."

"Let's say I had to restart the game," Shawn said.

"You had to restart the game?" Gus was doubly glad he'd decided to stay in San Francisco now. He had no desire to relive the terrible events at the petting zoo. The fictional terrible events at the petting zoo, he corrected himself, although he doubted that any government agency actually had the technology to pick up stray thoughts.

"Let's say," Shawn said.

"Okay, you've been following Cayenne," Gus said. "So?"

"Let's say I think he's going to lead me to Morton, thus shortcutting me through at least two levels of play," Shawn said.

"Congratulations," Gus said. If he'd thought of that the last time he'd been in the game, it would have saved him from the encounter with the liquor store owner.

"Only when I followed him, he didn't lead me to Morton," Shawn said. "Instead he took me to a part of the city we hadn't seen before. He went to an office building and disappeared inside."

"And?" Gus said, wishing he could finish this call so he could reschedule his flight.

"Let's say I was able to trace the ownership of the building," Shawn said.

"How?" Gus said.

"It's a game," Shawn said. "There are clues built in."

"Okay, fine," Gus said. "So who owns the building?"

"Flint Powers," Shawn said.

Gus tried to remember why that name sounded familiar, at the same time trying to understand why he should care what was happening inside some dumb game. "He's the other mob's boss, right?" Gus said. "Morton's only rival?"

"That's right," Shawn said. "What do you think that means?"

"I a.s.sume Cayenne didn't kill Powers," Gus said. "Because you probably would have told me. So I've got to a.s.sume the only reason he's going there is because he's actually working for the guy."

There was a long pause on the other end of the line, and Gus was about to check the readout to see if the call had cut out when Shawn's voice came back. "So, you're saying that if I see an employee of one mobster going into the place of business of another mobster, it means that the employee is betraying his boss. Selling him out to his rival behind his back."

"I don't see what else it could be," Gus said.

"That's kind of what I was thinking," Shawn said.

"You didn't need me to tell you this," Gus said. "You've seen as many mob movies as I have."

"Let me try one other thing," Shawn said. "Let's say that Cayenne wasn't a hit man."

"Shawn, my meeting's about to start up again," Gus said.

"Let's say he's actually a private detective," Shawn continued.

"Fine, but let's say that later," Gus said. "I really have to go."

"And let's say he works for one detective agency, but his boss begins to wonder why he's never around, so he tails him one day. And you know where it gets him?"

Gus felt his throat go dry. "Shawn, I--"

Before Gus could come up with a verb, Shawn stepped around the corner, slipping his cell phone into his pocket. Barely casting a glance at Gus, he rapped on the shining bra.s.s sign affixed to the building's granite entrance. The sign that read: RUTLAND ARMITAGE, DISCREET INVESTIGATIONS.

"It gets him right here," Shawn said.

Chapter Nine.

If you love somebody, set them free. That was how the song went, anyway. Not that Shawn had any idea what came after that line because every time it came on the radio, Gus insisted on changing the station. There was some grammatical issue in the line that used to drive him crazy for reasons Shawn probably wouldn't understand even if he had bothered to listen.

Even so, he got the basic idea that the song was trying to convey. And he was fine with it. Shawn had never been possessive or jealous. He'd always been secure in the knowledge that he was more fun than anyone else around, so if a girlfriend started acting like she was ready to break it off, he knew he was better off without her. If she couldn't appreciate what he had to offer, then they should go their separate ways.

That was true with friends, too. Even with Gus. Despite the fact that they'd been inseparable for three quarters of their lives, Shawn understood that their paths would have to split off at some point. If that time was now, then so be it.

All of which made it hard to explain to himself exactly why he had followed Gus through the airport to the air train, and then on to BART. He'd waited until Gus had stepped into one silver car, then gone into the next one. Positioning himself at the door between the cars, he'd watched the back of Gus' head through the window, prepared to duck back if Gus ever happened to glance over his shoulder toward him. But Gus seemed to be lost in thought and stared straight ahead for the entire thirty minutes of the trip. When the loudspeaker announced that the next stop was Powell Street, Gus got up and stood by the door, apparently without a thought that someone might be following him.

Even that left Shawn with mixed feelings. On the one hand it was making his job a lot easier. But it also suggested that Gus had forgotten everything Shawn had tried to teach him over the years. If Gus took a stroll through Darksyde City without paying any more attention than this, he'd be chopped into pieces and made into soup by one of the mobs of feral children that roamed the place.

As the train slid to a stop in the tiled subway station, Shawn told himself to be a little more generous with his old friend. He had no idea what was going on here. Maybe Gus was trying to protect him, or was simply concerned about facing his judgment.

Or maybe Gus was waiting to find out if something was seriously wrong before bringing Shawn into it. Something medical, for instance. Maybe Gus had been slipping away all those times to see doctors and he'd come here to visit a specialist. If that was the case, Shawn had promised himself, if Gus led him to a medical building he'd back off and wait for Gus to give him the news when he was ready. And he'd do everything he could to make Gus' life easier until that moment came.

By the time the train doors whooshed open Shawn had almost convinced himself that he should turn around and go straight back to Santa Barbara. If Gus needed a little privacy to deal with a medical crisis, Shawn certainly owed him that much. But since he'd been standing in the doorway when he reached that conclusion, he was pushed out to the platform by a surge of exiting pa.s.sengers just in time to see Gus heading toward the escalator. He figured he might as well trail his friend for a block or two, if for no other reason than to see how good Gus was at spotting the tail.

He was appallingly bad. By the time they were halfway through the station, Shawn was considering jumping up and down and screaming Gus' name, just to see if he'd notice that. Even when Shawn used the exit turnstile right next to his, Gus didn't look around to see him. If Gus had simply inclined his head a few degrees while he was riding the steep escalator that brought him from the station up to the street, he would have spotted Shawn a dozen steps behind him. But he remained oblivious.

This, to Shawn, suggested strongly that he had indeed figured out the reason for Gus' odd behavior. If you've traveled four hundred miles to ask a complete stranger whether you're going to live or die, you're probably not concerned with much of anything else.

That made Shawn glad he was following Gus. This way when he found the name of the mystery doctor Shawn would check up on him. If the news was good Shawn might leave it alone. But if the doctor gave Gus any prognosis other than seventy more years of happy living Shawn would work night and day to prove he was a fraud. Because Gus was healthy. Shawn knew it. He might not be a medical man, but he did have a sense of the way the universe was supposed to work, and people like Gus did not get serious diseases. That was simply out of the question.

Not that the area above the Powell Street station looked like a medical corridor. Not unless the new government health plan covered postcards, T-shirts, and trinkets. One side of the street was filled with tiny boutiques selling touristy kitsch, which was perhaps not surprising since the sidewalk was jammed with out-of-towners lined up waiting for a cable car.

Gus was already walking up Powell Street alongside the line of waiting tourists. Shawn pushed past an unwashed man who'd stopped in front of him to ask for a quarter, and followed.

If Gus were suffering from some kind of terrible disease it didn't seem to have reached his legs yet. Shawn nearly had to run just to stay twenty feet behind him. After a couple of blocks Gus made a left turn up a side street, then disappeared into a low, gray stone building. Shawn bolted after him just in time to see the door closing behind him. That was when he noticed the sign on the building's wall. RUTLAND ARMITAGE, DISCREET INVESTIGATIONS.

Gus wasn't sick. Gus wasn't dying. Gus was interviewing with another detective agency.

For the first time in his life Shawn understood the impotent fury of the cuckold. He'd been covering for Gus with their client, coming up with excuses for his poor performance. And all this time Gus had been sneaking around behind his back, looking for a job with a bigger agency. One with a fancy stone building and snooty name instead of a beach bungalow and a snazzy brand.

If you love somebody, set them free. That was how the song went. But there was a b.u.mper sticker that took that thought a step further. If you love somebody, set them free. If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them.

Shawn had hunted Gus down. Now it was time for step two.

Chapter Ten.

Shawn had no idea how long he'd been waiting outside that building before Gus finally came out. All he remembered was a red haze before his eyes that began to dissipate only when he saw his friend come out of the ornate door and turn on his cell phone. That was when he'd decided to make the call.

Now he stood directly in front of Gus and he still didn't have any idea what he was going to do. He was outraged; he was hurt. But he was still aware enough to realize that he didn't actually have a real cause for complaint. None that wouldn't make him look even more foolish than he already felt, anyway.

He ran through his vast memory of movie scenes, trying to find a role model. But he didn't have a tabletop laser, so the thought of tying Gus down to one seemed terribly impractical. And while the phrase "this matter is best disposed of from a great height--over water" did have a certain ring to it, Shawn's conspicuous lack of a henchman to say it to robbed it of most of its significance.

Finally he decided to simply say nothing. Let Gus come up with some lame excuse. Then he'd know which way to go.

For a long time Gus chose silence, too, which was definitely not helping Shawn's strategy. Finally he broke down.

"This is not what you think it is," Gus said.

Shawn stared at him. "That's the best you can do?"

"It's a cla.s.sic," Gus said defensively.

" 'Let's get out of here. This place gives me the creeps' is a cla.s.sic," Shawn said. "The kind of line that is so perfect for its setting that it sounds fresh and new in any situation, no matter how many times you've heard half-naked teenagers say it before someone sticks a machete through their neck. 'This is not what you think it is' isn't even a cliche. It's a placeholder. Filler. Because the next line has to be 'Then what is it?' And then comes the real excuse."

"The next line isn't 'Then what is it?' " Gus said. "It's 'What do you think I think it is?' "

"Okay, then," Shawn said. "What do you think I think it is?"

"I know what you think it is," Gus said. "You just told me. You think I'm applying for a job with another detective agency."

"If you already know what I think, why did you ask?" Shawn said.

Gus stared at him helplessly, which made Shawn feel pretty good for a moment. At least he still had the power to twist Gus into knots of logic. He was pretty sure that if he put on just a little more pressure, he could make Gus' head explode just like one of those movie computers. And maybe that was exactly what he deserved for his betrayal.

Shawn fixed Gus with a steely gaze. "W-H-Y. Question mark," he said.

Shawn thought maybe he should duck back behind the corner to miss Gus' brain shrapnel. But the look on Gus' face suggested a level of distress no greater than mild irritation.

"Really?" Gus said. "Haven't we been through this a million times? If you feed a computer a nonspecific question like Why? it won't explode in an existential crisis after pondering the meaning of suffering in the universe. At best it will respond that it needs more information to process the request. Most likely it won't do anything except sit there until you get tired of waiting and start playing solitaire."

Gus' brain had apparently been hardened. No doubt he'd known this was coming. "What if I told you that everything I ever said was a lie, including this?" Shawn said.

"I'd say it was a slight exaggeration," Gus said. "And I'd also say it's pretty harsh for you to be trying to make my brain explode when you're the one who's been following me."

Now it was Shawn who could feel his head threatening to explode, if only at the unfairness of the accusation. "I only followed you because you were hiding something from me."

"Maybe that should have been a hint," Gus said. "If I was hiding something from you, maybe it was because I didn't want you to know about it."

"What kind of person hides things from his best friend?"

"What kind of best friend doesn't respect his best friend's privacy?" Gus said.

This was not going at all the way Shawn had thought it would. Gus should have broken down and begged for forgiveness by now. Instead he seemed as angry as Shawn. Now Shawn wasn't sure where to turn. Escalation was always an option, of course, but he wasn't quite sure how to accomplish that without sounding like a jilted lover. He could try being calm and reasonable, but that approach just didn't appeal at the moment. And he'd already tried to blow up Gus' brain. Maybe, he thought, he should have come up with a plan before he confronted Gus.

But one of Gus' great qualities was his inability to stay mad for long, and the anger was already easing from his face. That old, familiar guilty look was coming on. Which meant that he would be ready to have a civilized conversation about his elaborate betrayal. Better yet, it meant he'd gone soft, and it would be a snap for Shawn to grind him into the sidewalk.

"Look, I'm really sorry about keeping this from you," Gus said before Shawn could raise his boot heel to start the grinding.

"You didn't keep anything from me," Shawn said. "I've known about it all the time. All about it all the time, in fact. As if you could hide anything from me."

Gus didn't look like he'd been ground into anything, let alone the concrete. He didn't even look angry. Shawn studied his face and tried to understand the expression on it. Then he took a step back when he realized it was pity.

"Of course not," Gus said. "And I should thank you for going along with me on this and pretending you didn't know anything about it until now."

Shawn's mouth dropped open, but no words came out. Was it possible that Gus was patronizing him?

"This was always going to be a really hard decision for me," Gus continued, "and it was one I needed to make all by myself. I kind of wish you'd have given me another day alone on this, just so I had all the information I needed, but my mind's pretty much made up by now."

"So you're going to work for another detective agency?" Shawn said. "What are they offering you that's so great? You've already got the best cases, the best offices, and the best work schedule anyone could ever ask for."

At least this wiped the look of pity off Gus' face. And while his bones didn't seem to be cracking under Shawn's heel yet, the expression of surprise was slight improvement.

"Why would I work for another detective agency?" Gus said.

"That was my question," Shawn said. "You're the one who's supposed to give the answer."

"I'm not interviewing for a detective job," Gus said. "I'd never leave Psych for another agency."

Before Shawn could rap the bra.s.s nameplate to provide a physical action that would lend a visual underline to his next statement, the heavy door swung open behind Gus and a scrawny punk in dirty khakis and a wrinkled polo grabbed him from behind in a bear hug.

"You are the man, Burton Guster," the punk said, his ponytail bobbing enthusiastically. "I want you to start work tomorrow."

Even though Shawn had figured out exactly what was going on, to hear it confirmed like this stabbed him like an ice pick in the heart. "So you'd never leave Psych for another detective agency," Shawn said, then turned to glare at the punk. And he saw. Saw the designer thread count of his khakis through the layer of grime. Saw the full carat twinkling in the stud in his ear. Saw the admissions wristband from Sid's Joint, one of San Francisco's trendiest and most expensive clubs, holding back his ponytail. Saw the folded copy of Pharm Report sticking out of his back pocket.

And he knew the truth. "This guy isn't a detective," Shawn said. "He's a high-ranking official in a pharmaceuticals company."

"Hey, that's really impressive," ponytail said, beaming. "How did you know that?"

"I speak to the spirits." Shawn was about to turn back to Gus, but ponytail grabbed his arm.