The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce Chapter 869 - Treated As a Child

Chapter 869: Treated As a Child

Little Wu replied, “If I don’t keep an eye on you, no one will be able to catch you if you accidentally fall off the bed when you’re sleeping. At that time, you might be injured again.”

Xie Shihao’s anger surged. He patted the bed and said, “Do you think I’m a child? I’m an adult after all. How can I fall off the bed when I’m sleeping?”

Little Wu said in a m.u.f.fled voice, “Young Master, you injured your lumbar and ankle while bathing. I don’t feel that you’re much better than a child.”

After Xie Shihao’s heart was pierced, he could only lie on the bed like a salted fish. After a while, he heard Little Wu’s voice enter his ears. “I think there’s nothing wrong with what I said. According to the standards of a child, the probability of you falling off the bed is about 70%. Madam Qingqing instructed me to protect you previously, but I didn’t do it. Therefore, I will definitely protect you this time. There won’t be anything happening to you.”

Xie Shihao, who was lying on the bed, widened his eyes and pulled the blanket to his face in frustration. If not for the fact that he couldn’t move now, he would have found a hole in the ground and crawled in.

Two minutes later, Xie Shihao pulled down the blanket again, revealing his eyes. “Little Wu, I really don’t need your care. Hurry up and go back to your room to rest.”

Little Wu said, “Young Master, it was very dangerous for you to cover your head with the blanket just now. According to the standards of a child, the probability of you being suffocated to death is at least 85%. If you have dizziness because of lack of oxygen, I’ll still need to give you emergency resuscitation with artificial respiration.”

Xie Shihao : “…”

He never expected that Little Wu would really treat him as a child just because he said it casually. Moreover, no matter what he did, Little Wu would automatically evaluate him according to the standards of a child’s behavior. Could it be that in Little Wu’s eyes, he was really weak to this extent?

Xie Shihao said helplessly and speechlessly, “Little Sister Wu, don’t you need to rest if you’re going to guard me like this?”

Little Wu said seriously, “When I’m on a mission, I don’t need to rest, so I can monitor you all day.”

Seeing that Little Wu was stubborn, Xie Shihao was completely angry. He grabbed the pillow and threw it at Little Wu. However, his attack was useless against her. Little Wu didn’t even frown when the pillow hit her.

Xie Shihao’s anger finally turned into a sigh. “Little Wu, if you don’t want to go out, sleep on the floor. Sleep on the floor beside my bed. That way, even if I really fall off the bed, I can use you as a cushion.”

Upon hearing this, Little Wu nodded and said, “No problem.”

After that, Little Wu picked up a set of blankets and laid it beside the bed. Then, she laid on the ground without taking off her clothes. Seeing that she was obedient, Xie Shihao took a pillow and placed it under her head.

After a while, Xie Shihao turned around and raised his eyes. He saw that Little Wu had really disappeared from the bed. He couldn’t hear her breathing or feel her existence. Hence, he endured the pain and moved towards the bed. Then, he saw Little Wu lying motionless on the ground.

Seeing this, Xie Shihao reached out and grabbed another pillow to throw it off the bed. Little Wu was stunned at first, then she took the pillow and placed it on her body. Xie Shihao raised his eyebrows, and his anger surged again. “Hey, are you stupid? That’s a pillow, not a blanket. Why are you covering yourself with that?”

Little Wu explained, “Young Master, I’m not stupid. I placed the pillow on me mainly to protect you. Once you really fall, the pillow can play as a buffer.”

Xie Shihao : “…”

He could tell that he would be useless in Little Wu’s eyes for the rest of his life. However, he was too lazy to argue with Little Wu, so he ignored her and laid on the bed with his eyes closed.

Xie Shihao shouted, “Don’t forget to turn off the lights. I can’t sleep with the lights on.”

The next second, Little Wu had already stood up and walked straight to the switch of the room lights. With a crisp sound, the entire guest bedroom instantly fell into darkness. Little Wu stood on the spot to adapt to the intensity of the light in the darkness and then walked towards her makeshift bed. Soon, she laid on it again. However, she did not close her eyes to rest. Instead, her large eyes kept turning, as if she was vigilant of her surroundings. As a trained secret guard, she would definitely not sleep when she was on a mission, especially for such a protection mission. Her duty was to do her best to ensure the safety of her target.