Number One Zombie Wife Chapter 12

T/N: This is the last chapter of NOZW translated by me, I’m handing this project over to another translator, who will be continuing this project here.

Translator: Polarbearadise

Editor: Mosstree

You b.a.s.t.a.r.d

Mu Yifan looked at him with disbelief: "You aren't wanting me to lift my p.o.o.p, right? Didn't you say you wanted to take care of me? Is this how you take care of people?"

Zhan Bei Tian said with an expressionless face: "You still have 2 minutes and 50 seconds."

"I good or bad still took a shot for you, now whatever is said I'm also an injured person, yet you let me do this kind of heavy manual labor, besides, it was your thing that suddenly went into my mouth, you……"

"There are still 2 minutes."

"f.u.c.k, isn't your time jumping too fast?"

"1 minute and 30 seconds."

Mu Yifan looked at the heartless black eyes, he took a deep breath, the person before his eyes wasn't his childhood friend, who would not let him do anything.

He gritted his teeth, asked: "What are you looking for?"

"A red bead."

It's really Qing Tianzhu!

Mu Yifan suppressed his anger, gloomily grabbed the chopsticks, turned around and return to his room on the 2nd floor, a moment later, a loud singing voice transmitted from inside the room: "p.o.o.p flow eastward *wa*, p.o.o.p in the dung pit turn a somersault. (haha turn a somersault *wa*) p.o.o.p in the dung pit is very merry *wa*, a big watery lump ya *wa*, you have, I have, everyone has *wa*……"

Zhan Bei Tian downstairs: "……"

Immediately after, Mu Yifan issued an *ou* sound.

Zhan Bei Tian: "……"

Mu Yifan wiped his mouth, looking at the smelly and disgusting p.o.o.p, he couldn't stand it anymore and bellowed: "Zhan Bei Tian, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d."

Hearing this, the cold and stiff corner of Zhan Bei Tian's mouth slightly curled up in a hint of smile that even he also didn't notice.

"Ou!"

Zhan Bei Tian: "……"

He pulled out his phone from his pants pocket, and communicated with his subordinate: "Lu Lin, you and Xiang Guo's group book the fastest plane ticket to G city, after arriving, immediately investigate for me if there is a family in Watertown Village in G city that had a child that was. .h.i.t by a car."

Just after the matter was handed over, he heard the sound of water flushing coming from above.

Mu Yifan held his upset stomach out of the room, and angrily shouted at Zhan Bei Tian standing in front of the kitchen door: "Couldn't find it."

"That's all for now, other matters will wait for you guys to come then we talk again." Zhan Bei Tian hung up the communication, said with an indifferent tone: "Come down to eat breakfast first."

"Do you think I still have an appet.i.te for breakfast." Mu Yifan angrily came down the first floor, sat at the table, asked a question when he already knew the answer: "That thing is really important to you?"

"En." Zhan Bei Tian carried two bowls of noodles out from the kitchen and placed it on the table.

"Then you rest a.s.sured, I will not want your thing, wait until I get it out I'll definitely return it to you, you also know that I now not only have a gunshot wound in my arm, my body also has an illness, may be unable to stand it then have to go to the hospital to have an operation, so, you also don't need to stare at me all night that I can't sleep."Mu Yifan real purpose was to gain the trust of Zhan Bei Tian, in one month, it's a good opportunity to dispose of the male lead, therefore, returning Qing Tianzhu to Zhan Bei Tian, it's the first step to gaining his trust.

Zhan Bei Tian ate without saying a word.

Mu Yifan thought he agreed, then happily picked up his chopsticks, just as he about to eat, he suddenly feel a burst of indescribable nausea, quickly covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.

*Ou* sound, making Zhan Bei Tian eating noodles outside couldn't help but furrow his eyebrows.

Mu Yifan threw up for a few minutes before coming out, a little exhausted as he returned to sit down on the chair: "Could it be the disgust was too much, therefore wanted to throw up?"

Just as he finished speaking, he immediately felt a burst of nausea again, hurriedly ran to the bathroom, this time, the time of vomiting was longer than before.

Zhan Bei Tian constantly heard the vomiting sound, how could he still eat the noodles, he put down the chopsticks and went into the living room to look at the morning news.

More than ten minutes had pa.s.sed, Mu Yifan not only didn't come out, moreover, the bathroom was also silent, Zhan Bei Tian was no longer in the mood to look at the news, he got up and walked to the bathroom, however he saw Mu Yifan, the whole person had fainted on the ground.