My Weapon is a Loli Chapter 7

Noob Little Loli

The intense sunlight shines from above, currently its noon, the high temperature on the archipelago is enough to cause humans to wilt like plants without water.

(Tl: It’s an idiom)

In this kind of lazy weather, one will not even want to budge a single finger, who would be willing to fight?

No matter how bad the condition of war is, fights between major powers in the tribe almost never happened in the afternoon. This is because at that time, whether if it’s a proud giant leader or a wandering old giant, everyone is lazily taking an afternoon nap.

Laziness is also a characteristic of giants.

Reynold and party are currently lying on the edge of a highland, below them is a sunken valley filled with thick forest, while the giant tribe is constructed in the middle of the forest in the valley.

Even though it is only a small tribe, to rush in recklessly head on into a group of giants, after all is not an easy task.

To get rid of a gang, you must catch their boss, this logic is extremely suitable for those of giant race with mild brain dead, Reynold and party’s goal is precisely the largest tent among those mushroom-shaped tents.

Two giants are guarding the entrance, they look drowsy.

“Big baldy, you are in charge for throwing me out, leave it to me to cut their throats.” Reynold provides a battle plan.

“………”

A moment of silence, there are only sounds made by summer bugs in the brush.

Reynold turn around and take a look at Beowulf’s face which is full of innocence, ignorance, and indifference, he seems to be thinking hard about the two words [Big Baldy], however he is unable to obtain an answer.

Reynold has a bitter face, he almost forgotten that the great protagonist is lacking in IQ.

“Cough cough, respectful brave warrior–Beowulf, please hurl me out, leave it to me to cut their throats.”

Beowulf’s bald head shine gloriously under the sunlight, he gives a thumb up, “Oh! Don’t worry! Leave it to the respectful brave warrior–Beowulf!”

“………..” Reynold remains silent.

This is really still kind of worrying…….

Little Chihiro is clever and mischievous, she can tell Reynold’s hesitation and unease, she smiled and put her small hand on Reynold’s shoulder, provoking him, “Ah, are you even a man.”

“What you said really made sense! Anyway, the one who is getting thrown out is not you!”

“That’s right! Anyway, the one who is getting thrown out is not me!” Little Chihiro jumps up, raising her head, pushing her chest out, with both hands on her waist, with a face full of pride.

Reynold is left speechless, he have never seen such a self-righteous person!

Reynold stretch his hand out, “Hey hey, stop making a fuss, now is the right time to change into demonic blade form right?”

Little Chihiro put her hands on her waist, pout her mouth in a tsundere way, turning her face to one side, “Hmph. I don’t want to! These giants are so disgusting, I don’t want to be stained with their blood!”

“Hey hey………even posture and the script are the same as last time!”

(Tl: same as the last time she rejected Reynold, see ch1)

As the owner of this proud and pampered weapon, Reynold is bitter as he lacks means…….

She doesn’t listen to words…….

He is not even a match for her in a fight……..

“Respectful brave warrior–the great Beowulf! Can you please hurry and throw him out!”

Little Chihiro spoke in a respectful tone, especially at the [respectful brave warrior] part, Beowulf felt very well from hearing them.

Reynold didn’t even have time to react, all he saw was a blinding flash on Beowulf’s large bald head.

Beowulf’s eyes are full of unswerving determination as though he is going to complete an important mission, carrying Reynold up with a “swoosh” sound………

When Reynold start to react, his body is already in mid-air, with speed like a flying arrow, his black short hair blown about, with high speed, he approach the two giant guards.

F***! This noob demonic blade!

It seems that it’s because she was bought recently and have not tamed her completely…….

Apparently I have to think of a method to teach the proud and pampered little Loli in the future!

Without any choice, Reynold can only draw his old long sword……..

To behead a giant which is 400cm tall, with extraordinary strength, thick skin and meat is not an easy task. However, Reynold battle techniques are not a joke.

Reynolds flight speed is extremely fast, when those two giants react, opening their eyes from the haze of sleepiness, focusing their pupils, about to widen their eyes, a bolt of blue flash through…….

A stroke of blood flies in mid-air, two large giant heads fall………..

Right after that, to prevent the large heavy giant heads from making any noise when they touch the ground, in a split second, Reynold made countless slashes at them crazily, cutting the giants head into many pieces in an instant.

Blood and minced meat burst violently on the blood-soaked ground, those fragments fall on the ground softly, and no large noise is made.

Soundlessly the ma.s.sacre plan is accomplished without a hitch, the giants’ blood contaminated a large area………

In the chief’s tent, thunder like snoring is heard, the fabric covering the entrance was suddenly lifted up, a groggy giant walk out, judging from the chest, this is a female giant.

Reynold suddenly understand, the reason why afternoon nap so satisfying for the giants, the great chief will naturally call some female giants, to do some mood lifting, relaxing and enjoyable exercise!

The female giant squints her eyes, she woke up to go to the toilet.

She feel that the ground is kind of wet, the female giant thought that she stepped on other giant’s p.i.s.s, she angrily stamp her feet, wanting to rub her feet on the ground to get rid of the filthy stuffs, but she realized the more she rub the wetter it becomes, opening her eyes, she is shocked out of her wits…….

“Enemy attack! Enemy attack! Ene……ah”

Before the female giant finishes her sentence, she is knocked out by Beowulf who just arrive.

In the tribe leader’s tent, are messy wooden decorations, the most eye-catching one is the circular large bed in the middle, with pink color beast skins spreading over it, Reynold gasp in surprise, the f***, even monsters also have such inclinations?

(Tl: Inclination, in this case, refers to the act of doing exercises with multiple women)

On the pink bed, are six bare naked giant bodies, five female giants are surrounding the male giant’s body, among the female giants four of them are hugging on the 4 limbs of the male giant while the last one is lying on the crotch.

The great tribal chief is lying face up on the bed, with a full stomach, the afternoon exercise that just ended cause him to be extremely tired, he fell asleep snoring, without even wearing his loincloth………

“GURUGURU……GURUGURU…” the loud sound of snoring, accompanying his rough brown hands as he reaches his crotch tickling it, then dig his nostril, wiping his lips……..

(Tl: WTF did I just translate, I didn’t feel like typing that out)

In the haziness, the great tribal chief suddenly feels, a cold touch on his neck, he pay no heed to it, thinking it is a bug sting, continue sleeping…….

Quickly, Beowulf raises his fist………

In his dream, the great tribal chief felt a searing pain on his cheek.

The great tribal chief suddenly sits up, widening his eyes, preparing to bellow in rage, but is suddenly flabbergasted.

A pitch black long sword is stuck on his neck!

“b.a.s.t.a.r.ds!” the giant tribal leader pause for a moment, and immediately continue shouting in rage, “You wretched ants!  How dare you…….”

Before the great tribal leader finishes his sentence, his is already cut opened, fresh blood splashes out with a “pooooosh” sound.

(Tl: forgive me if my sound effect sounds lame)

Reynold beckon Luton over, “Come! Change into his clothes, from now on you are going the new tribal chief!”