Love Dependency Disease Volume 1 Chapter 8

Volume 1, Chapter 8: A Dangerous Mealtime

TL: flarewk

Xia Ling seemed to be rather pleased seeing me submitting to her, although I had no idea what's she going to ask me to do next, but all of these is worth it in my opinion.

For Roasted Pork! Long live meat varieties of food!

"Well then, hand-shake!"

"Woof woof~"

Imitating the behavior of a little dog, I pawed onto her right hand; there are some slightly aged calluses on it, even though she's just a little child, living alone must be such a tiring task.

"Sit down!"

"Wooof~"

I imitated a little dog's behavior and sat down, and for sake of looking more of the part, I even stuck out my tongue and panted wildly.

"Lie down~"

"Wooof~"

Once again I imitated a little dog's behavior and laid down, luckily the floor on my house is rather clean so this wouldn't dirty my clothes at all.

"Roll around~"

"Wooof~"

Still imitating a little dog's behavior to roll about on the floor, I slightly began to feel a little ashamed.....

"Good boy~ Good boy~"

She used both of her hands to gently stroke the top of my head; even though it's such an embarra.s.sing thing, why does this feeling rather addictive?

"Next is......lick my face~"

"............"

This is one command that I really would liked to do but dared not do, for I'm afraid that after licking, I'll awaken some other hidden fetish within me.

"Not doing it? Well then tonight's dinner I'm going to feed it to a real little doggy that obeys my order then?"

How could I do something like that!

"Jian ge~ the Roasted Pork is about to leaave you~ same with steak as well~ Chicken Feet....."

"Wooooofff~"

Being wholly seduced by food, I once again caved in and dropped all reasoning that a human being would possess, and stretched my tongue close to Xiao Ling's face, and was about to lick when she stopped me.

"F-forget about it, it's slightly embara.s.sing after all....."

She covered her head with a single hand, and her eyes was averted towards the wall. Her cute cheeks are rather reddish from embarra.s.sment, which really tempts me to just pounce forward to take a bite on them.

"Actually I planned to send whatever I've recorded earlier to bàbà to see, but as commemoration I think I'll keep it into my collection....

(TL: bàbà= it's the chinese equivalent of papa, which means daddy)

She took off a tiny brooch off from her chest, and on the brooch there's a very very small black dot, when I closely looked at it, it was actually a spycam.

As expected of a daughter from a mafia family, even with the taser she possessed, she do indeed have a lot of good stuff......

But.....

"Xiao.....Xiao Ling..... if you really send the clip that you recorded just now to your bàbà then my body will definitely be sunk into the sea!"

"He won't~ although bàbà looks to be rather fierce and intimidating, but he's still a very kind person~ based on his style he'll at most reduce Jian ge to just being evaporated from this world only~"

"By the way, is there any difference from evaporation and being sunk into the ocean?"

"There's a huuuuge difference~ Jian ge do you want to try that out?"

She gave off a smile so reminiscent of a little devil, and I began to feel that this could actually be her real nature by default.

"Xiao Ling.... let's go eat dinner first, I'm slightly hungry already....."

I can't let this conversation drag on any further, I'm afraid that I'll know something else that I wasn't suppose to find out.

"A girl in her youths specially helping to cook dinner for a boy, how would the boy thank her~?"

"If you'll answer this wrong then there's no dinner for you~"

She added another sentence after it; just using the fact that I haven't ate to threaten me, it's too much already....

"Xiao Ling, let's get married!"

I used an expression of extreme seriousness to say it out for the sake of joshing her, as I wanted to see what kind of reaction she would do.

"Sure~ sure~, I'll first call bàbà to tell him, there's a l.u.s.tful perverted lolicon living next door who had just proposed to me~, and if bàbà agrees, we'll be able to directly ignore the state law's legal age to marry and collect our marriage certificate from the civil affairs bureau tomorrow~"

Is your bàbà really that powerful!!

"Hey, lao ba~, living besides me there's a........"

She took out her phone, and dialed a number.

No way, no way, no way! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!

"Let's divorce then!"

I immediately dashed forward intending to grab the phone from her, but I realized that Xiao Ling actually knew martial arts, as she could hold me into submission with just one hand.

This made my inner self really hurt, as no matter how you would look at it, Xiao Ling is just a small little girl after all, strength-wise compared to a man's she would be really lacking normally.

"Jian ge, stop! I'm going to fall down!"

My resistance seemed to be slightly too strong already, for the unbalanced Xiao Ling fell down onto her b.u.t.t, and I who had lost my hold on my target also fell down as well.

My head landed underneath her skirt......and I saw a bunch of strawberries....

Mm, that's right, strawberries.

"Jian ge.... I've recorded this scene already, if you have any last words I'll suggest that you say it out now, I'll try my best to help you fulfill it."

I'm gonna die already, huh.....since it's going to be like that, I might as well go ahead and do that kind of things towards Xiao Ling.......

Hang on....just now I seemed to have just thought up of an extremely bad notion.

What I should do during this sort of time, is to sincerely apologize.

I crawled upwards, and changed my expression to one of truest and sincerest apology.

"Xiao Ling, all of these, it's all my fault!"

"Just go ahead and kill me, if by doing it, your able to slightly ease up that heart of yours which I've hurt so terribly."

"I won't have any sort of complaints at all, as long as you'll forgive me, so what if I'm to go through with all sorts of torture?"

I imitated those touching scenes from those television drama shows, and according to what the plot entails, normally I should be forgiven already......

She bent her cute head sideways, as both of her hands were placed on her hips, frowning slightly, then evilly smiled briefly, seemingly thinking up of some cruel scheme.

She approached towards me, and took out a piece of candy that was in her mouth and swiftly placed it into mine.

"This is an extremely extremely poisonous pill, if Jian ge was to lie~ then tonight he'll die a very painful and excruciating death~~~"

Xiao Ling then naughtily chuckled; the candy in my mouth is obviously strawberry flavored, but it had some sort of flavor that's sweeter than strawberry spreading throughout my heart.

At that moment, I had some kind of a weird feeling, as if a huge, new door had just been opened for me.

Some strange fetish is about to awaken inside me!

"Alrighttt~ it's time to eat~"

Walking into her home, and sitting onto the dining table, I looked at the dazzling palate of dishes on it and knew just then, whatever I did earlier was worth it.

I finally am able to eat my dinner, and it could be said that I've traded in my life for this meal, so I didn't care about my image and just rapidly swept through all the dishes with extremely unsightly eating methods.

But, why whatever that I've eat all felt like it had the taste of strawberry in them!

That piece of candy, it really had poison in it!!

A huge tableful of dishes, there's actually rather a lot of dishes on it, but after around ten minutes I've swept everything clean, and after I've became full I suddenly had a tiny question.

"Xiao Ling..... didn't you say that your mom and dad always worked late at night and normally wouldn't come back that early, but why would you make so much dishes in the first place, even if you can eat quite a lot, you can't possibly eat all of these, right?"

"A girl is a creature that normally have two stomachs~!"

"But you didn't touch your food at all earlier......"

I recalled back to her who kept fixedly looking at me eating, and I can't even seem to recall her even drinking a spoonful of soup.

"Jian ge you really are a dense person, aren't you....."

She placed her palm against her forehead, and gave off a helpless sigh.

"What do you mean by dense, your saying that I'm quite stupid?"

Saying that I'm stupid, although I admit that I'm not really an intelligent person, but my grades were still well within the borderline pa.s.sing region during my school last time.

"Jian ge, if you continued to ask some more, a little danger may happen, all right~?"

Her right hand took out something black, and on top of it had a moving, jumping spark of electricity.

It's a taser......

I grudgingly gave her a brief smile, hurriedly packed the dishes and carried them towards the kitchen; as eating free food and washing the dishes thereafter is a natural and righteous thing to do.

"Xiao Ling, if there's nothing else, I'll first head back, all right?"

"No! You must sleep with me!"

"Umm, there's no power outage tonight....."

"Sleep with me!"

"I'm slightly occupied with something else later....."

"Sleep! With! Me!"

She dragged the tone of her voice, as her hands took out the taser once more.

I immediately truly understood her intentions, and stopped finding excuses to leave; since using this kind of way to snuggle up to me is the first I've ever seen.........

"Jian ge, you've just made a very correct decision, if Jian ge was to go back, the me who would be very lonely, might send whatever footage I recorded earlier to bàbà, and if it's bàbà, he'll definitely come back anxiously to accompany me sleeping~"

This point I'd have to wholly agree, but I'll estimate that after a few years from today, there would be an incident where they pull out a nameless drowned body from the sea.....

"Well then, I'll go shower first, Jian ge don't peek at me, all right~?"

"Mm, I'll head towards to balcony to get some fresh air."

She walked into the bathroom, and closed the door; the moment I heard the sound of the door being closed, a sly grin erupted onto my face.

"Xiao Ling, you're indeed too young and naive!"

Operation Destroy Footage, begin!

Tiptoeing to near the bathroom, past the door I can clearly hear Xiao Ling humming some sort of melody, and just outside the door, there's a rack, and on it was the clothes that Xiao Ling had just taken off.

I searched around the clothings thoroughly but was unable to find the tiny brooch-spycam inside, and the disappointed me was just about to leave when I saw a bunch of strawberries.

I touched it, mm......it seemed to be still warm, and that bunch of strawberries seemed to have some sort of magical power that kept my attention onto it, which made me unconsciously pick it up.

There's a.............sudden impulse of wanting to take a sniff at it.

But reason had impeded my following actions, and just as I was preparing to put down the strawberry, "Ka Cha", the bathroom door opened.

"Jian ge, help me to bring over the shower cap, it's just beside the rack......"

She haven't completed her sentence and was looking at me in shock, along with the strawberry that I was still holding onto my hand.

"Pervert Jian ge, can you please go kneel in the living room while waiting for me to shower finish, all right? Oh yeah, by the way help me to bring over my shower cap."

She gave off an extremely sweet smile, and I was rather impressed at that moment that she was still rather calm despite encountering this sort of situation.

But I knew that, I'm another step closer towards death again.

-ch 8 end-

(2796 words to tl)

TL Thoughts: loli chapt.

TL Footnotes:

Xia Ling and Xiao Ling are two different meanings; Xia Ling = her full name, and Xiao Ling = "Xiao" is an appendix to call someone rather affectionately, "Ling" is a short form of her name

lolicon = a person who likes small children of the opposite gender

lao ba = informal way to address your dad

living besides me there's a.... = I can't rearrange this, cos she may have intended to purposely speak like this to leave out details of what is living besides her. If you have a better suggestion just lemme know :x

snuggle up = the MC thought it's that kind of snuggling where small little children liked to do with their parents or older siblings