Love Dependency Disease Volume 1 Chapter 4

Volume 1, Chapter 4: Being Teased

TL: flarewk

"Jian ge, teell me a story~~"

Xiao Ling laid on the bed; as I had followed her earlier into her bedroom.

(TL: no, it isn't a typo for her name, the MC had began to call her more intimately, it is a "Xiao" appendix used in front of her name, "Ling")

This can be considered my first time entering a girl's room, but due to the darkness, I can't see clearly the room's decorations, and what's different from what I've imagined it to be is that there wasn't any dolls at all in her room.

I thought girls at around this age would and must have a lot of dolls in their room?

I began to doubt my old, rigid mindset.

"I don't have any story to tell you, more like I don't even know how to tell a story!"

"Humph, a man who doesn't even knows how to tell a story will be forever single~~! Woof woof~~!"

She even learnt to bark twice like a small dog, is that some kind of a hint?

Xiao Ling, although I have a rather inconvenient sentence to speak out, but would you believe me if I had told you that even a human trash like me had a girl who had a crush on me?

She'll most probably dial up the mental hospital's number....

"Xiao Ling, quick look at the windows........there's something over there!"

I planned to scare her a little, to get back my dignity of being a grown up!

She glanced towards the windows, before turning back to look at me. Suddenly her expressions became extremely nervous, as she stretched out her fingers to point behind my back.

Wanting to scare me huh? Heh, you're too naive! Do I look like the type that's easily scared?

I might as well act in coordination with her then, I thought, and as I turned my head around, a pair of hands suddenly hugged my head tightly.

"Waah~ it's so scaaarrrry!"

She pretentiously screamed a little, thereafter immediately pressing my head downwards onto her bed.

"Xiao Ling! Let go.....let go! My... my spine.... my neck... ahhh.... it's about to break!"

Actually, my spine and neck are fine, but because my head had been pressed down onto the bed, there's just a thinnish blanket layer just covering onto her chest, resulting that I could clearly feel two roundish soft mounds supporting the back of my head.

In many ways, it's extremely bad right now, I can even feel my mind's reason waving hands to me saying good bye.

"Sleeep with mee tonight~, I'm a little scared to be alone~!"

"I can't, actually I'm a lolicon! I'm scared that I won't be able to hold back from doing something that would harm you!"

This is actually true, even if I'm not a lolicon right now, if this goes on I'll really awaken myself to be one soon!

"I'm noot scaared~~"

She suddenly grabbed out something from underneath her pillow, and clicked onto it; a blue thin sparkling light appeared in her hand.

A taser!

"It's a must-have for all girls who stays alone at home!"

"Are you just trying to find a reason to taze me!?"
I asked her that sentence, and when she suddenly realized that the area in which my head is lying on right now is rather bad. 
"How was it? Is it comfortable?"

After letting go of me, she proudly asked me as she snuggled her airport runway-ish figure close to me.

(TL: airport runway = flat surface where planes take off, right? so if you would use that to describe a girl's chest....)

"Mm, it's indeed unforgettable, I really wish that I would lie down like that forever, heh heh!"

I evilly snickered a few laughs, and she immediately used cautious eyes to stare at me.

"Jian ge~ it won't be a good feeling to be tazed by this taser!"

"This won't stop me!"

"What about now?"

She took an even bigger taser from underneath her pillow, this time, the blue sparkling light instantaneously lit up the entire bedroom.
That's a extremely high voltage taser, after being tazed by that it'll definitely be extremely uncomfortable....

"I've lost!"

I lowered my head; that blue light is rather glaring, after looking at it for awhile my eyes felt rather uncomfortable.

"If you dared to do anything strange then I'll taze you~!"

She suddenly pushed me down onto the bed once more, back to the original position earlier, with the original feeling that I felt back then too.
Does she really want to taze me that badly!!

I fixed my current position, as I dared not move even a single instance, and I don't know how long had pa.s.sed when I've finally heard her evenly snoring sounds, before gently moving her hands away, and regaining back control of my body.

She's indeed a child, huh.... after playing around she got so tired till she felt asleep.

I helped to cover her blankets tighter a little, and walked out of her bedroom.

After looking at her dazed sleeping face, I gently closed the door. 

"Good night."

I said that not to only her, but to me as well.

Since today had a lot of things occurring that would have landed me into jail, I'll still need to think about how to solve tomorrow's school issues, which made me had rather a headache.

In short, let's just sleep first!

Tiredly lying down on my bed, when I've woken up, I realized that I'm almost late for school.

Being late on the second day of a newly transferred school isn't the best of ideas, so I hurriedly put on my school uniform, and when I've walked towards the entrance of my district, I noticed that there was actually someone whom i knew waiting there.

It's Ma Qing Xue....

Don't tell me that she also lived in this district as well? Is what I initially thought at first.

But her actions there after redacted my guesses, as she looked at the time, before looking at the entrance of the district again, seemingly as if she's waiting for someone.

To test out my theory; looks like I'll be likely late for today already, I sighed as I waited for Ma Qing Xue to leave.

Su Hua's lesson timing starts at 8 o clock in the morning, and she waited all the way till 7.50 before leaving, at this timing it would be just nice that she would reach school in time.

I had to admire that of her, she really got it rather accurate there.

Next is to ask the security standing by at the district entrance.

"Security da'ge, just now wasn't there a girl who waited for someone at the entrance here earlier?"

"There indeed is one earlier, she just left, you knew her?"

"She's a friend of mine."

"I'm afraid that's your girlfriend, right? She waited from there since 6 AM till now, how could you bear to do that!"

The security suddenly looked at me with an expression of 'you're-a-trash', but didn't I said that we were just friends? Why everybody now seemed to think too much into this?

"Hai~ Jian ge~"
Xia Ling suddenly walked over from behind me while carrying a backpack, she gave a greeting towards me.

"How was the sleepover last night? Was my body comfortable? Tonight you can come over to my house to sleepover again~"

After yawning and saying this sentence, she abruptly left the district entrance.

Can't you say something that won't cause misunderstandings!?

And the security is now looking at me with an expression that clearly is meant for criminals and the like.

"Cough cough, I think I should go too, well, bye then Security da'ge!"

If I don't go to school already, the teacher would probably scold me half to death.

"Wait, you can't leave!"

"Why?"
I laughed bitterly as I asked back, I must definitely be severely misunderstood by now.

"You need to take a trip back to the station with me now!"

The security guard righteously said as he approached me, I'm about to be thrown into jail!

"Security da'ge, you've mistaken!"

"No!! You must have definitely cheated that innocent looking child!"

Does all the youths now have such righteousness in them? If it's an elderly uncle he would have snickered evilly as he gave me a thumbs up, you know.....

"Security da'ge, what would I do to have you listen to me explain this!"

"Explain it inside the station!"

"............"

Why must I always encounter with this type of people!! I had no choice already, all of this is for the sake of avoiding jail time!

I converted all my inner bitterness into mental strength, and braced to initiate gay mode.

"Security da'ge, actually.....the person whom I love is you!"

"From the day you came towards this district, your figure is deeply rooted into my heart!"

"Your every smile, your everything, I love them!"

This ruthless method that I've employed is also known as the [Destroy 1000 of your enemies, yet cause friendly-fire to 800 of your allies] tactic! It's one of my most powerful moves I had in my a.r.s.enal that I've rarely ever used.

Reason being, once I used this tactic and caused a male dude who had LDD to nearly had interest in me.

"Comrade....you're....."

The security guard looked at me with a dazed look, seemingly not accepting the facts onto him.

"Enough with the talk, now kiss me!"

I closed my eyes, and tried to recall back the past sealed history that I've experienced before, to make my face redder.

"I don't get the way of people in the city! I think I'll go back to the countryside for farming instead!"

The security guard looked towards the sky, and shook his head in helpless fashion, and just like that left from the district entrance.

The plan succeeded, after managing to escape from the security's I finally reached the school at around 9 AM plus.

I'm late for nearly an hour, hopefully the teacher won't scold me on this....

"I'm sorry, I've met an old lady who tripped along the way, so I sent her home, I'm really sorry for being late!"

After saying that, I lowered my head towards the teacher apologetically.

This tactic is also called as: [Those who apologizes first will have the advantage], by using this tactic the teacher won't be that heartless onto scolding me.
"Being late is late regardless, although you've done a good deed, but there's a fine line between rewards and punishments, so you being late will be reported to the student council, and of course, the matter of helping an elderly home I'll report it as well!"

The female teacher wearing gla.s.ses made an extremely fair judgement.

"A human trash's words can't be believed!"

A female student's words instantly riled up the entire cla.s.s to cast their suspicion onto me.

While I was about to start explaining my prepared-beforehand excuse, a voice suddenly interrupted my thoughts.

"You guys just don't understand Zhang Jian tongxue's personality! Why must you guys suspect him!"

Ma Qing Xue stood up, it seemed that the whole cla.s.s's suspect onto me made her rather upset.

Thank you, Ma Qing Xue. To be honest, if you didn't have LDD I would have fallen in love with you....

But these words, I could only silently say it within my heart.

Returning back to my miserable back row seat near the windows, I noticed that the table was vandalized by some students. At this point I had long been used to such things happening before already.

And Ma Qing Xue, she still turned around several times to look at me, but when she noticed that I was ignoring her gazes, she sadly turned back towards the front.

She's a really good girl, I know that very well, and to be honest I indeed had a good impression on her.

But for her sake, and even more for mine, I must try my utmost to let her hate me!

-ch 4 end-

(2694 words to tl)

TL FootNotes:
lolicon = person who likes little children of the opp gender, likes as in that kind of like.
da'ge = big bro
hai = cute way of saying hi
ge = short and cute way to call gege (gege means elder brother)
Destroy 1000 of your enemies, yet cause friendly-fire to 800 of your allies = idiom, it mean't what it says literally
LDD = love dependency disease
Those who apologizes first will have the advantage = pun on an existing idiom, the original idiom is [those who attack first would have the advantage], and I presume you should know the meaning, which is based on the words literally.
tongxue = it is an appendice placed behind one's name, it means student.


TL: Yo guys. I'm feeling a little dead from all the translating, so I'll just slightly take a short break onto playing sum games before doing LDD 5 later on today. 
(looks like I can't release 3 chapts today >=3 *evil laugh*)