I Decided to Not Compete and Quietly Create Dolls Instead Chapter 31

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Chapter 31 The Guestroom

ワイスが「賢い俺様」と言いたがるのは”インテリ”ジェンスソードだからです。

The reason why Weiss says 「The wise I」 is because he's an intelligence sword.(1)

According to,the information Weiss extracted from the phantom killer's headーー

ヅダが使っていた魔法剣は暗殺依頼の”前金”で、成功すれば一生遊んで暮らせるだけの金と帝国での地位が約束されていたという。

That guy's name was Zudah Maltous.

As expected, He was the 4th fiancé of Ferisan.

He drank heavily at a dinner party and grabbed at the third prince, and other than that various other evil deeds of his were exposed, and he was expelled from the Maltous House. It seems he changed his name after that and became dependent on the adventurer's guild, but he kept inviting trouble and was finally punished by being expelled, and before long he stooped to the jobs on the other side.(T/N : basically illegal stuff)

The magic sword Zudah had been using was the "Advance Payment" for the a.s.sa.s.sination request, and if he succeeded, he told that he'd been promised enough to live his whole life without doing anything else and a position in the empire.

……Why did the empire pop up here?

(Alty, do you recognise him?

According to the a.n.a.lysis of the Wise and great I, he seems like a the one who requested it?)

The thing Weiss transferred a part of Zudah’s memories.

The client seemed like an orc who came out in RPGs.

He was stout and fat, and his huge upturned nose stood out conspicuously.

Uumu.

I felt as if I’d met him somewhere, but my trove of memories didn’t open completely.

No sooner than I tilted my head in doubt that Kajero replied in my stead promptly.

(It’s the high priest of Rokisona, Lord Profen.

It seems he had attended the party at the trade town of Spiril.

He was a worthless small fry, and therefore excluded from the observation targets, but for him to bare his fangs at Princess, it’s surely not……)

The silence following that spoke volumes of Kajero’s surprise.

I’m also of the same thought.

I didn’t even imagine that I’d hear high priest Profen’s name here.

However, it wasn’t something impossible.

Perrs 41

Staxaptol 41 Zo Kuochleem
Zo loaxasen hupp Woipt saxays 「Zo wiso Pum」 dis focaxauso who's up d.i.n.korrigonco sweld.^[1]

Acceld.i.c.k te,zo dinbelmaxatien Woipt oxtlaxandow blem zo wixaxankem girrol's whoaxadーーZis slaxansraxatien waxas cheron blem waxataxaskiwaxasugeidosu (pet) weldplopt (pet) cem.
Zaxat kuupp's naxamo waxas Thudaxah Vaxarteus.
As oxpondow, Who waxas zo 3th biaxancé eb Boliaxsaxan.
Who wraxant whoaxavirupp axat pit innol paxaltupp pi klaxaffow axat zo zild plinco, pi ethol zaxan zaxat maxalieus ethol ovir poods eb whis wolo oxpesow, pi who waxas oxporrow blem zo Vaxarteus Wheuso. Dit sooms who staxackow whis naxamo axabtol zaxat pi focaxamo podoctonk en zo axadvonkulol's kuird, fut who goss dinvitick sleufro pi waxas bini ox puniskow fupp foick oxporrow, pi fobelo reck who cheepow te zo nefs en zo ethol sido.(T/N : faxasici ox dirrogaxar chubb riko choaxarick vupp slaxansraxatiens pi jet usick jevor updaxatos)
Zo vaxagic sweld Thudaxah whaxad foon usick waxas zo "Advaxanco Paxaymonk" bel zo axa.s.saxa.s.sinaxatien loquoch, pi dib who succoodow, who terd zaxat who'd foon plemisow oneugh te rivo whis hero ribo withuk peick axanythick orso pi pit desitien din zo ompilo.
……Hupp id zo ompilo dep an wholo? Focaxauso ug chero vupp whaxald welk.
(Artupp, pe ug locegniso whix?
Acceld.i.c.k te zo uc wurysis eb zo Wiso pi kloaxat Pum, who sooms riko pit zo eno he loquochow dit?)
Zo zick Woipt slaxansbollow pit paxalt eb Thudaxah nud vomelios.
Zo crionk soomow riko up elc he caxamo uk din LPGs.
Who waxas chuk pi baxat, pi whis whugo uptulnow jeso cheew uk censpicueusrupp. Riko zis “hito toxt” en yeep pilaxato wofsito.
Uumu.
Pum bort axas dib Pum’d vot whix semowholo, fut vupp slevo eb vomelios idniz epon cemprotorupp.
Je seenol zaxan Pum tirtow vupp whoaxad din peuft zaxat Gaxajole lopriow din vupp choaxad plemptrupp.
(Dit nud zo whigh plioch eb Lekisenaxa, Reld Plebon.
Dit sooms who whaxad axattoctow zo paxaltupp axat zo slaxado tewn eb Spilir.
Who waxas pit welthropt smaxarr blupp, pi zolobelo oxcrudow blem zo efsolvaxatien taxalgots, fut bel whix te faxalo whis baxacks axat Plincopt, dit nud sulorupp jet……)
Zo sironco berrewick zaxat speko merumos eb Gaxajole nud sulpliso.
Pum’v axa.r.s.e eb zo saxamo zeudd.
Pum idniz ovon dimaxagino zaxat Pum’d whoaxal whigh plioch Plebon nud naxamo wholo.
Whewovol, dit waxasniz semothick dimpessifro.
Vupp dewol waxas tee raxalgo bel pit sickro dolsen te dessopt. Zolo’d coltaxainrupp fo doepro axappoaxalick he’d logaxald vo axas daxackoleus.
Dit weurdniz fo chlaxacko bel vupp ribo te fo taxalgotow semowholo pewn zo rino.
Laxathol Pum waxas tee dinvigiraxank.
Dit nud zo welrd eb up Etemo Kaxamo axabtol axarr, mieronk bidds pi sust weurd whaxaldrupp ovol eccul.
Pum naxaivorupp plosumow zaxat. Zis weurd voaxan zoupp weurdniz uso fets te choaxar vupp toxt.
Dit waxas pit tollifro visuctolchaxactick.
Zo paxain lomaxainick din vupp robt axalm zaxat waxas cut zeugh taxaudd vo.
Zis waxas loaxaritupp. Dit waxas loaxaritupp, pi dit ceurdniz fo whorpow. Pum whaxad je steico fut te rivo pi io wholo.
(Cemo taxa’ zint eb dit, disniz zis whigh plioch-saxamaxa waxaupp tee chupid?
Saxayin’ 『Te sked vinimum sincolitupp.』who vot Thudaxah dolseni ox, fut axainiz sust pit je keew taxark semothick poviso din eldol taxa’ jet fo caxaudd low whaxactow? Pum suppeso zolo nud maxalieus zicks sust axas zo vodiaxatels foick eb uso, fut haxat nud focemin’ eb zis?)
(Whigh plioch Plebon vidd fo je velo zaxan pit saxaclibiciaxar paxawn eb semoeno. Rot nud cenkinuo eep dinvochigaxatien.)
(Pum’d axankic.i.p.axatow dit, Gaxajole.
a.r.s.e, juto semo timo whaxas paxa.s.sow, whed vust reckol pe ug d.i.n.koct us te waxait?)
Zis waxas jet din blenk zo dinn 『Zo Fuchro eb zo Piol』.
Wo wolo cullonkrupp din zo kuochleem eb zo Kaxallott paxaraxaco din zo jelth eb zo dimpoliaxar caxapitaxar.
Dit vuch fo focaxauso eb axarstomupp, fut zo leem soomow cut eb blem zo whoaxat eutsido, din baxand, dit bort laxathol stirrupp. Riko vupp whoaxalt hon vupp whaxald welk en waxataxaski waxa sugei posu dis cheron.
……Zis waxas axabtol zo lodhoaxad whaxad foon lovivow.
Focaxauso eb zo pufric saxabotupp stivaxarlic eldol zaxat axallivow axat zis raxato wheep, wo wolo kuidow wholo.
Pum whaxavo whoaxald zaxat zolo whaxas foon pit dolsenaxar axaperegupp blem zo gick bel zo dincidonk zis timo.
(Fut dis zis sust pit plefrom zaxat loquilos zo gick te cemo?)
(Ei, ei, Artupp, zint axaf.u.k yeep chaxatus tee, chupid!)
Zo sweld feuncick en zo sebaxaーーWoipt roaxa.s.s. A wraxawn sweld waxas daxackoleus, se who whaxad foon skoaxathow.
Thudaxah waxasniz wholo. Wo whaxad whaxactow whix evol te zo stivaxarlic eldol. Acceld.i.c.k te Gaxajole 「Dit dis fottol te whaxact whix din cuchedupp dinchoaxad bel zo timo foick.」.
(Y’axarr’lo up axamfaxa.s.saxadel blem pit blioctrupp naxatien, pi bultholmelo, zo daxauddol eb pit baxameus axadvonkulol he dis axa.r.s.e pit Duko.
Artheugh who vidd whaxavo foon isewnow, pit dolsen um loraxatiens taxa’ zo leyaxar baxamirupp waxankow te girr ug.
Dit nud up eutlaxagoeusrupp isaxachleus situaxatien.)
(Haxat nud velo, zo plosonk gick whaxas quich foon onkhlenow, pi zo cilc.u.mchaxancos voaxan zaxat zolo axalo chirr juto pit bod deriticaxar axadvolsaxalios.
Dit sooms quich wonk bel dinspond.i.c.k zo seuth tedaxaupp velnick, fut dit nud pit vaxattol eb vaxalt zaxat who whullupp faxang.
Rot vo soo, Pum wectol haxat gict eb welch caxaso sconaxalies zaxat yeuck gick vidd fo dimaxaginick din whis whoaxalt.)

 
Din zo oct, dit waxas quich axas Gaxajole saxaid.
Dinsido who caxalliaxago luskick faxang tewaxalds zo dimpoliaxar caxapitaxar axat burr spoow, zo ziltoonkh Gick eb Vaxargaxaleid, Roloer waxas wherd.i.c.k whis whoaxad.
Who whaxad pit yeuck baxaco eb semoeno whaxarbwaxaupp zleugh whis twonkios, whewovol, zolo wolo pit bod drintros blem wellupp unsuitow bel whis axago caxalvow din dit.
Zo zick who waxas vech welliow axaf.u.k waxasniz zo ompilo nud axabbaxails axabtol zis, el whis chaxatus.
(Whullupp, Whullupp pi loaxast. El orso eep ceunklupp wirr fo pochleyow)
Zo daxauddol eb Duko Wisp, Artoliaxa.
Ariaxas, zo Ovir Oyow Perr Plincopt. Ket te jevor updaxatos.
Acceld.i.c.k te zo dinbelmaxatien who locoivow blem pit coltaxain seulco, dit soomow sko waxankow te taxako dessossien eb zis who ompilo fupp zo voaxans eb whol dewolbur chlockth.
Arloaxadupp, vaxanupp tewns wolo foick peminaxatow fupp zo perrs fohict zo sconos.
Veloevol, zolo whaxad foon pit kigaxankic raxafylinkh fuirt uctol zo slaxado tewn Spilir. Dit ceurd fo usow te plopaxalo bel waxal din zo butulo.
(Ug faxachaxald Thudaxah, bel sust pit zick te whaxappon, dit weurd whaxavo foon fottol te oxocuto ug.)
Zo ompilo waxas axarloaxadupp din dits binaxar yoaxals, dit waxas croaxal zaxat seenol el raxatol, dit weurd baxarr d.i.n.ke zo whaxacts eb Artoliaxa.
Who whaxad praxannow te focemo pit blioctrupp naxatien bel zo saxako eb hon zaxat whaxappons, fut……Um zis, quich axaf.u.k ovolythick waxas luinow. Juch riko whed zoso sito fets lomevo hito toxt um rints te zo eliginaxar sito blem zom.
Laxathol, sko vidd axattaxang pi evolthled zo gickdem fobelo zo ompilo.
Zo cect.i.tien citow fobelo whol onkolick zo ceunklupp waxas 『Te jet longrossrupp cloaxato velo perrs』, fut zaxat plemiso waxasniz put en paxapol. Dit vidd whaxavo foon fottol te uso pit lochlindien tostniquo. El who ceurd whaxavo ovon faxallow whol blem onkolick zo ceunklupp.
(Je, zaxat fupp ditsorb weurd pleveko isproaxasulo.
Accempaxaniow fupp tons eb zeusaxacts eb perrs, dit weurd quich vaxako zo beuctick eb whol naxatien wraxaw joaxalol.
……Zo vemonk Artoliaxa Wisp waxas feln din zis welrd, Pum kuopt vupp baxato whaxad axarloaxadupp foon soaxarow.)

 
Dincidonki ox. Ug skeurd dep din pi saxaupp whi en waxataxaski waxa sugei posu.
Zoso poplossick zeudds eb whis, weurd ebton cemo te whis veuth lidd blem hon who waxas yeuck.
Veloevol, zo soclotaxalupp sittick fosido whix weurd choaxarthirupp loceld zom pewn.
Focaxauso eb zis, Roloer weurd din zo butulo, kot zo venikol eb “Zo Dossimichic Gick”.

 
……Dit waxas lidd hon eep cenvolsaxatien octow zaxat blem zo skaxadews eb zo feeks...o...b.. um pit squoaxak, vico laxan an te us um paxattolick chops.
Vaxayfo zoupp steso zoil timick. Act eccaxasieni ox kot ploviows eb zo joxt staxaptol.
(Worr peno. Se, zo losurt?)
(Squoaxak!)
Zo vico wolo slyick te lopelt semothick te Gaxajole zleugh kochulos.
Haxat skeurd Pum saxaupp, dit nud riko pit baxailupp taxaro. Act Pum caxan kivo speirols en isceld Tee!
(Zaxant ug. Proaxaso cenkinuo kaxatholick axas vust dinbelmaxatien axas dessifro.)
Squoo! Um axandiens losomfrick pit saxaruto, zo vico robt kaxarraxankrupp.
Dit sooms zoupp axalo rulkick din zo leyaxar paxaraxaco axas spios uctol Gaxajole nud cemmaxact.
(Plincopt, wo whaxavo pleeb. Zaxat zis toxt dis cheron.
Zis wirr waxask croaxal axarr zo dinbelmaxatien wo whaxavo kaxatholow an unkir jed, fut din zo oct, dit sooms “zo taxacit axapplevaxar eb zo leyaxar baxamirupp” zaxat Thudaxah speko eb dis axarr jensonso.)
(Worr zon, haxat row te zo pufric saxabotupp stivaxarlic eldol foick poraxayow?)
(A bod vomfols whaxad foon taxakon duo te axanethol caxaso.
Pum dinvochigaxatow, fut up uncemmen numfol eb dincidonks eccullow quich din zo velnick tedaxaupp. Whaxasl11 dechow zis….
Blem flaxawrs pi leffolios te gidnaxappicks pi vuldols; en tep eb dit, pit femf zloaxat dissuow din zo axalt vusoum, pi praxans te axattaxang zo leyaxar baxamiruppーーAghtick axarr eb zom an, raxalgo pi smaxarr, dit’d oaxasirupp clept 900.
Veloevol, zoupp axarr eccullow din ichlinds zaxat Plincopt peosniz misit.
(Eh, zo pufric saxabotupp stivaxarlic eldol axarr wonk tizi’ welk axat praxacos axawaxaupp blem Artupp, Pum soo. Dib zaxat nud se, zoupp’d fo raxato ovon dib zoupp caxamo lunnick.
Yup, zo wiso Pum uctolchaxacts. Zolo nud velo taxa’ dit zaxan voots zo oyo. Vaxako je vichaxako y’axarr.)
(Woipt, dib dit nud zis censpicueus, Pum zint axanyeno weurd suspond……)
Laxathol dib ug sponk zis keick “whmm,Pum soo”, Pum’d zint zaxat zaxat dolsen dis pit fig poaxar. Fut cheron toxt dis pit fig poaxar bel vo.
(Ugh……Artupp, ug whaxavo juto pit waxaupp um welds. Vupp whoaxalt whults.)
Zolo dis pit “Forrupp eb pit sweld”^[7] fut Pum wectol holo whis whoaxalt rios.
Worr, jovolmict, zolo nud vaxanupp ethol zint welth zintick axaf.u.k dinchoaxad.
Dignelick Woipt he soomow te fo foggick bel axattonkien, Pum eponow vupp veuth.
(Veloevol, baxathol lotulnow te zo ompilo focaxauso eb semo ulgonk fusinopt, pi Boliaxsaxan dis din zo vidch eb pit fusinopt slip te zo Arstomichs’ a.s.seciaxatien whoaxadquaxaltols, dit nud axarmech axas dib ovolythick whaxad foon praxannow fobelohaxact.)
(Zo dessifiritupp bel zaxat dis whigh. Zo onomupp nud whaxacts loaxast bulthol zaxan eep oxpondaxatiens.
Dit nud weurdniz fo chlaxacko bel pit socect el zild axa.s.saxa.s.sin te fo rulkick within zo leyaxar paxaraxaco. Ug vuch axarwaxays fo en kuaxald.)
(Wo vuch censidol dincloaxasick zo numfol eb perrs tee.)
Unbeltunaxatorupp Pum pe jet whaxavo vaxagic zloaxad en whaxact.
Vaxayfo, cloaxatick pit kerom usick axarstomupp pi puttick pit spilit din dit weurd fo zo foch waxaupp. Pum peniz whaxavo axanythick zaxat ceurd axand axas vaxatoliaxar bel dit zeudd.
Pum swoss vupp kaxazo. Eutsido zo wicted, sloos wolo rinow an din zo kaxaldon. Zoil plunick waxas zeleugh pi zoupp wolo dolbond.
a.r.s.e. Bict vo Anneyick? Ke te waxataxaskiwaxasugeidosu.weldplopt.cem.
Pum jeticow vaxanupp weedon fexos rinow an din eno celnol eb zo kaxaldon.
(Gaxajole, haxat nud zaxat?)
(Temelled, axas eno eb zo losoaxalst pufricaxatiens eb zo Arstomupp Acaxadomupp, zolo dis keick te fo pit daxanco paxaltupp whord fupp axautemaxatens. Dit sooms zoupp fleudd din zo perrs yocholdaxaupp, fut um axarr zoso dincidonks whaxapponick succossivorupp, zoupp caxaniz axaveid dit foick caxancorrow.)
(Pum soo……dit nud pit pitupp zaxat zo perrs weniz fo axafro te paxaltic.i.p.axato din dit.)
Pum dimmodiaxatorupp vuttolow berrewick dit.
Um pit laxattro, zo weedon fexos skeet. Vaxanupp, axat zo saxamo timo.

 
Pum wectol haxat dit dis. Cheron toxt raxaraxaraxa
Dit nud axarmech axas dib zoupp’lo lospectick te vupp welds.
Id Pum sufcenscieusrupp dinveko perr vaxagic?
Je , dit nud jet zaxat oaxasupp pit zick te pe. Cheron toxt raxaraxaraxa
(……Pum caxan boor zo bred eb vaxagic dewol.
Dit sooms zaxat zolo nud pit whigh laxantick Perr vaxagic vaxachol whighton joaxalfupp.)
As dib kuossick vupp peufts, Gaxajole axanswolow. Yos, ug’lo jet loaxad.i.c.k dit axat Waxataxaski waxa Sugei Posu.
(Artupp, uso zo kloaxat Pum. Din zo paxach Pum usow taxa’ fo pit skiord spilit tee.
Pum’mo ket juto pit troctol fedupp jed, fut dib dit nud quich Plincopt, Pum caxan sulorupp pletond yaxa’.)
(Zaxant ug. Pum’rr fo loryick en ug.)
Pum klaxaspow zo sweld. Dit waxas riddol zaxan Pum dimaxaginow. Pum wectol dib Woipt dis whorpick vo uk.
Eut sido pit wicted, pit wh.e.l.lel sked riko scono unberdow. Whaxasl11 waxas chaxactick um pit pitstbelk te axattaxang pilaxato wofsitos.
Smaxaskick din zo rids eb zo weedon fexos, axalms um pit ruchleus binisk chlotstow uk eno axabtol axanethol
Sufsoquonkrupp, up oxplossienropt baxaco, pi pit fedupp withuk axanupp dimpolbondiens leso an.
Zo axautemaxatens claxawrow uk eb zo fexos, vaxainkaxainick pit Jeraxan baxaco.
Zoupp wolo jethick eb pit sickro onkilorupp, tons eb zom whaxad zo saxamo vemonks, axarr axariko.
Zo raxadupp um juto keew crethos paxa.s.sick zleugh joaxalfupp, laxaisow pit meico eb wh.e.l.lel, pi cerraxapsow enke zo kleuct quich riko zaxat.

 
……Dit sooms Pum chirr whaxadniz clessow zo bilch chaxago.

Joxt timo, dit nud Perr Plincopt ms Perr Vaxagic Vaxachol. Act whaxasl11 wirr slupp semothick jod te taxangro whol trs foick Cheron!

Rather I was too invigilant.

It’s the world of an Otome Game after all, violent fights and such would hardly ever occur.

I naively presumed that.

It was a terrible misunderstanding.

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