I Am A Big Villain Chapter 23

Short chapter, quick update~ (^0^)/

by Kieshi

Méng Chǒng Xiàngqián Chōng was a hilarious variety show with the stars carrying their cute pets all the way to do the task. There were five permanent guests.

To Cheng Chao, the new king of rap, his character was trifling without respect[1]. His distinguishing feature was that iconic braid and the gray-blue headband that he had never seen taken it down before, and he liked all kinds of clothes and decorations with rivets.

His pet was Samoyed, who is known as the smiling angel. Its name was Beibei[2]. It snow-white shiny hair, always smiling face, docile character, and created a distinct contrast form with Cheng Chao. This contrast had attracted many fans. It was also in the show that everyone found this naughty and mischievous big boy's gentle side, sucking a lot of powder.

Xu Mo, the old film emperor, his current popularity not as good as in those days, but he still had his roots.

He married relatively late, nearly forty years old only to have a daughter. He brought his daughter's pet, called Ahla[3], its breed was the Alaskan Malamute, which was the same as Husky, was claimed to be the favorite in Alaska.

At the beginning of the program, Xu Mo said he did not like his daughter's dog because his daughter was only six years old, and large Alaskan's body was enormous. Not only he hoped his daughter could replace a small dog, but also Ahla's destructive power was extremely strong. The old film emperor said his furniture was too frequent to change, even though the star's income was quite high, but Xu Mo was born poorly, facing some furniture that was bitten by Ahla was still very depressing.

At the beginning of the show, the biggest attraction was Ahla getting into trouble, and then its old father Xu Mo generally reprimanded it, his attempts to reason things out with it were funny scenes, knowing that Xu Mo's character was straight, had always been the t.i.tle of the Entertainment Discipline Inspection Committee until now. Unfortunately, he was not able to understand the Alaskan that everybody loved this time. Such a man and a dog interwoven together, the chemical reaction was not too intense.

Now that the seventh episode of the program had aired, the old film emperor and the little daughter Ahla had also developed a deep friendship, and the audience witnessed this change.

Xia Xue was the only female guest in this program. She walked gorgeously, didn't feel very well in the pa.s.sers-by's heart. Looking at her face, she always could be a.s.sociated with hidden rules.

Her cute pet was a beautiful and n.o.ble Ragdoll, Xia Queen Elizabeth II, referred to as Xia Ershi[4], its attractiveness index was off the charts.

The most favorite thing a cat did every day was beautifying, dressing up, beautifying, dressing up. Xia Ershi thoroughly implemented this word like a pet, like an owner. It did not go out without a beautiful comb, a beautiful necklace, or a small hat. Besides, Xia Ershi was also a star cat with a natural sense of camera. When the program broadcasted, the most you could see was Xia Ershi running after the photographer's lens and showed its all-around beauty without dead corners.

Also with the broadcasting of the program, everyone found that Xia Xue, who looked like a fairy, had a straightforward temper. She was not a pretty and flirtatious b.i.t.c.h person circulated on the Internet. The interesting scenes of her and her family's Ershi also intercepted by witty netizens into various expression packages, which were popular on the Internet.

Apart from the first three, which were still a bit popular, the latter two were 18-line small stars.

Zhao Haotian, a freshman who graduated from Shanghai Opera last year, was praised as the national school gra.s.s[5] because of a group of pictures taken at school when he entered the school. In the past two years, he had taken some idol dramas, but they were not very hot. His temperament was gentle and quiet. It was just unexpected that his pet was domineering[6] younger brother Poodle.

In a few episodes of the broadcast, its deviant behavior was apparent that the younger brother tried to move toward Ahla, which was ten times larger than it, and every time this happened, Zhao Haotian, this owner could only catch the little lascivious dog. The embarra.s.sing scenes destroyed his past tenderness to some fake people, but it was more agreeable than before.

The last Shi Yan was a second-generation star. He adopted a stray cat. It was a very famous Chinese rural cat, the orange cat Feifei[7]. He was six years old and weighed 18 jīn[8]. It never failed to live up to its reputation as a mandarin orange cat.

The goal of Shi Yan's partic.i.p.ation in this program was to lose 3 jīn of meat for it during the activity. Unfortunately, Feifei's willpower was tenacious. It could lie on its stomach without standing and standing without moving. Especially after partic.i.p.ating in the program with many little companions, it not only ate its own cat food, but also tried to steal Xia Ershi's cat food, and even interested in dog food.

This pair's most prominent attraction was the battle of wits to lose weight and fight bravely.

The top five guests have their own characteristics. All the audiences accompanied them from the first stage. They already had deep feelings. All the audience thought that only the show with five people present at the same time was the complete program. They did not like the mysterious guests. After all, the mysterious guests appeared only one time. Their pets did not necessarily get along well with the permanent guests' adorable pets but became the failure of the program.

Especially as the program draws to a close, the call of non-mysterious guests was getting louder and louder, particularly in the last part of the final stage. From the audience's point of view, five permanent guests were enough.

“Xu gē, who are the mysterious guests in the two rumors, ah? The director said it would surprise us, but I am curious?”

Xia Xue sat in the lounge to put on makeup, while her family's Xia Ershi was mewing at the side, facing the mirror with her beautiful flowers and looking at its shadow and feeling sorry for itself[9].

“What's the biggest trouble recently?”

Xu Mo had the signs of rejuvenating his career with this variety show. After all, he used to be a film emperor. Compared with Xia Xue, Xu Mo's connections were better. Therefore, he had heard about the last two mysterious guests in this program.

“You mean Yan Chu.”

Xia Xue was surprised that even her hold on makeup brush was unstable.

“How lucky we are in this production team, ah.” Her a pair of beautiful eyes could not conceal her pleasant surprise. How could she not know what Yan Chu's endgame meant in this circle? Even though the shooting had not yet begun, she already could imagine the explosion of ratings and topics of the day of the broadcast.

However, there were pros and cons to this kind of thing. The final topic would likely monopolize by one person, Yan Chu, and they had seldom mentioned those supporting roles.

But Xia Xue didn't care about this episode. What matters was the end of the shooting, with the partic.i.p.ation of the film emperor in his last shoot, she would be invited by many the variety show, and how much benefit this program would bring to her as it continued to spread.

It was also luck. If Yan Chu did not disclose the news of his hidden marriage, he would not announce his retirement of the circle. Without his declaration, he would be likely to partic.i.p.ate in Méng Chǒng Xiàngqián Chōng, but it might bring more exposure to the program. But at the same time, some of the show's deadly loyal fans would criticize his performance in the show and wondering why the production team invited mystery guests in the last episode.

But now he was retiring, and this was his last time to partic.i.p.ate in a program. What was lost was the best. It wasn't only Yan Chu's fans, including those who were just ordinary pa.s.sers-by to him, who would only felt sorry. As long as Yan Chu's performance in this program was not too bad to the extreme, they would beautify his performance ten hundred times.

“I remember that the film emperor's pet was a Husky, right?”

Xia Xue looked at Xu Mo and laid her eyes beside him. An Alaskan gnawed at his chair leg. This big fool met two fools, but there was some excitement.

As for Cheng Chao family's baby Samoyed, it was pretty obedient. Although it was one of the three silly siblings, it should not be taken to be stupid, right? Xia Xue was not sure about it.

On the other side, Yan Chu had followed the program group quietly to the scene of the program, as the trump card of the program. The director of the program had lost his hard-earned savings. He would hide that he was the last mystery guest, even if there was a rumor coming out. Sometimes people would come to the program group to ask him questions. He also maintained an att.i.tude of not admitting and not denying.

"Yan dàgē."

Yan Chu led Yan Aotian to the front. Yu Xintong was wearing a casual dress with a mask behind her. Besides her, Yan Chu surrounded by Liu Jiangtao, this broker and a male a.s.sistant. From the outsider's point of view, Yu Xinyan, who had always maintained her morality and conduct with Yan Chu, also a woman a.s.sistant and did not a.s.sociate her with the film emperor's hidden wife.

Just as he was about to enter his specially prepared lounge, the opposite lounge' door opened, and Yu Xintong, who dressed delicately and holding a Golden Retriever, seemed ready to go out. When she saw Yan Chu, she called in surprise.

"Ao ao ao."

Yan Aotian was a little nervous these days. After all, his father described to it of someone else's dog was terrible. Now when it saw the strange dog, he naturally thought it was coming to rob his father and mother for its calf steaks and lamb chops.

Its evil impetuous small eyes were shooting vigilantly at Golden Retriever up and down, acted felt wronged to have little pity, and rubbed its head to Yan Chu's feet.

"Ao ao wu."

The yellow b.u.t.ter dog, black and white were the best colors, slag dad look at the dog, do not look at that rhubarb.

Golden Retriever: ……

It was a ten-year-old steady big dog, and it didn't bother with a brat.

“Yan dàgē, I didn't expect you to be the last mysterious guest. You didn't tell me about this news. It's really not kind.”

Yu Xintong played the kind of tender but a lively girl in front of Yan Chu. At this time, she blinked at Yan Chu. The unwitting people looked at her posture and heard the very intimate words might even think how close they were.

At the very least, the staff who came in with Yan Chu were very curious. He was also one of the people who ate melon while watching online big dramas these days. At this time, when he watched the program group, Yu Xintong became a charming girl in front of the proud and willful film emperor, which made him not adapt well, but also a little curious.

“Well, it happens.”

Yan Chu's reaction to her was not eager, and even a little cold. Yu Xintong frowned. She wanted to say something again and saw the woman with the mask behind him.

Those familiar eyebrows. Yu Xintong recognized her at once.

Yu Xinyan, how could she come here?!

Yu Xintong's fists pinched tightly. At the moment, she was a little stunned. She watched Yan Chu's group enter the lounge without stopping them.

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[1] 玩世不恭 [wán shì bùgōng]: to trifle without respect (idiom); to despise worldly conventions; frivolous

[2] 贝贝 [bèibei]: Baby

[3] 阿拉 [ālā]: Ahla

[4] 夏二世 [xià èrshì]: Xia II; Xia The Second; Xia Ershi with 夏 (summer); 二世 (the Second (of numbered kings); second generation (e.g. Chinese Americans))

[5] 校草 [xiàocǎo]: school gra.s.s; the most handsome boy in the school

[6] 日天日地 [rì tiān rì dì]: a typical symbol of domineering, drinking the strongest wine, the wildest dog of the day,

[7] 肥肥 [féiféi]: Fatty with 肥: fat

[8] 斤 [jīn]: catty; weight equal to 0.5 kg; pound

[9] 顾影自怜 [gù yǐng zìlián]: lit. looking at one's shadow and feeling sorry for oneself (idiom); fig. alone and dejected