HeroxMaou Chapter 14

Having finished the ch.o.r.es, Goblin opened a notebook (T/N: laptop. Why the h.e.l.l does Goblin have a computer?) on the kitchen table.

The site he opened was ‘GobliNet Shopping’

what

“It would be good if there was some new revolutionary item……”

what the hel

Scrolling through the page, he was looking at kitchen appliances. This is not the demon lord’s castle, so there is an absolute lack of the usual things that Goblin used.

so why do you need revolutionary things

“I would like Cecilia-sama to have lots of fruits and vegetables……”

give her some meat too

So that it wouldn’t be a burden on her, he thought of making a smoothie and was looking at a page of blenders. Since it works with mana, as long as he doesn’t use it at high speeds, even Goblin can use it with his small amount of mana.

Just as he clicked on a small blender meant for making smoothies, he heard an interested voice from behind.

you’re never alone!

With his blue eyes shining in excitement, Oliver peeked into the computer screen.

why is there a computer in sword and magic world

“What is that site?”

“This is a online shopping site for goblins where items made by goblins are sold.”

goblin ebay?

As he gave that simple explanation, Goblin showed Oliver the goods. Most of them were made goblin-size, so it is hard for humans to use them.

Just that accessories which are meant to be gifts are made to be okay no matter which race you gave them to, there were cute designs to beautiful designs, a wide variety was available.

…i see where this is going

“Heeeh……I didn’t know there was online shopping specially for goblins. Ah, did you buy a mixer for smoothies? Smoothies do seem to match a cute girl like Cecilia. As expected of Goblin, nice job!”

“Haa……”

earth to Oliver, earth to Oliver

When Oliver starts talking about Cecilia, the conversation drags on. This is one of the first things Goblin learnt after coming here.

While thinking that he would be forced to accompany Oliver for a while, he looked at monitor with Oliver. At some point, Oliver had taken over control of the mouse and was looking for accessories that fit Cecilia.

yep, here we are

“Amazing, goblins……their hands really a skillful.”

“Since our combat ability doesn’t rise much even with training, there is always a certain number of goblins that focus on techniques like these.”

not a fighting race

It is a world formed because there is a number of goblins that don’t really like fighting and want to live in peace.

always

“Can I buy this too?”

“Ah, this site is for goblins only. Regardless of demonia or human, the system only issues IDs and pa.s.swords to goblins.”

“Even though there are such good items? What a waste……”

so go wai

While muttering, Oliver clicked on a cute pink pearl accessory.

what

Hm?

chotto mate

“Cecilia seems like she can wear all of them well. Goblin, this blue and yellow one, which one do you think fits Cecilia more?

“Eh? Er, I think both would fit Cecilia-sama…….”

“You think so too right!”

calm down

Hearing Goblin’s response, Oliver immediately clicked the two coloured accessories and threw them into the shopping cart. Seeing the price jumped up in one shot, Goblin panickedly stopped him.

dont buy things with other people account

He didn’t want to do this against the hero, Olvier, but accessories made by goblins are very good items……and are very expensive.

The three accessories that Oliver clicked without any hesitation was worth about two months of Goblin’s salary. If that much was drawn from his card which was registered there, he would go broke.

see

While feeling apologetic, Goblin honestly explained the reason to stop Oliver from buying it.

sorry for being poor

“…….ah, that’s the reason? I wouldn’t make Goblin pay!”

“Eh!?”

….then?

Oliver went to the site’s personal info page, and overwrote Goblin’s credit card information with his own.

….that’s a goblin only site right?

“With this, done. I registered my card, so Goblin, you can but want you want too. That blender just now was also for Cecilia right? Let me pay.”

“No, but……”

take his money

He couldn’t make someone else pay that much, Goblin looked at Oliver apologetically. Goblin thought that, the demon lord Cecilia aside, there was no need for Oliver to do so much for him.

just take it

“It’s fine. I want to buy everything that is for Cecilia. So no need for Goblin to refrain. When Goblin is have fun, Cecilia seems happy too.”

best reason

So while you are here, I want you to live without any inconveniences, Oliver told him that.

now if only he is no a perv

——for, Oliver to have been thinking that way.

Since Goblin had though Oliver recognised Goblin who stuck to Cecilia as a hindrance, he was genuinely happy after hearing Oliver’s words.

you’re being fooled!

“Thank you…….I will make delicious meals with these, and serve Cecilia-sama.”

“Mhm, work hard.”

…

The two men talked about Cecilia’s cuteness while looking at the notebook on the kitchen table.

end

First the washing machine, then this computer. Why does random tech pop up in fantasy novels I translate.

Also, finally confirmation that Goblin is male. And there are other goblins.