Happy Little Mayor Chapter 4

w.a.n.g Bo returned to the capital, Beijing, in the middle of November. Dragging along his suitcase and carrying his bags, he was ready to embark onto an unknown journey.

China and New Zealand, one is in the Northern Hemisphere and the other is in the Southern Hemisphere. This divide makes the distance more than ten thousand kilometers. The plane from the Beijing Airport is unable to directly fly there directly, so he would need to switch planes midway. What w.a.n.g Bo bought was the economic pa.s.senger plane ticket. The plane will be switched when they land in Hong Kong and after a couple of hours, they will arrive in the capital of New Zealand, Wellington.

Sitting in the plane, w.a.n.g Bo did not know what is waiting for him. It was inevitable for him to become anxious and distressed.

The result was that after the blonde beauty who sat next to him sized him up, she suddenly started to very enthusiastically chat with him, saying that the feeling of distress that she sensed off him made her feel very moved.

This was without a doubt, the blonde beauty hinting at a booty call.

But w.a.n.g Bo very insensitively refused. It wasn’t because he was a man of honor, but because he was more worried about his little life and health at this moment. Furthermore, being in a foreign country, he didn’t dare to mess (sleep) around. He was extremely fearful that after a one night stand, even his cannon and his kidneys would be missing.

Now that he has an extra Lord of Heart, he is already vexed enough. If he were to also lose the cannon below his hips and his precious kidneys, then he will even have the heart to die.

In the late night, the plane finally landed after a long voyage.

Compared to China, New Zealand is a small country. The surface area isn’t even thirty hundred thousand square kilometers, but its economic is very developed; especially the tourist industry and agriculture being particularly tremendous. The geography aspect, this country mainly consists of two large islands, one being the North Island and the other being the South Island. The Otago that w.a.n.g Bo wants to go to is on the South Island in the southern central region. Recently, this country’s international airport became the capital, Wellington.

Compared to China’s capital airport (Beijing), the airport in Wellington doesn’t have the imposing air of a country’s capital airport. It’s surface area isn’t very big, the airport terminal also isn’t very tall. There also weren’t many people around, but that may be because it was very late.

At the edge of the airport’s lounge, there were a few entrances set up. Behind every entrance, there is a staff worker dressed in the custom azure uniform working with some people lined up to receive the usual inspection.

When it was w.a.n.g Bo’s turn, the customs officer stumbled a little after taking a clear look at his face. It was at this time that the blonde beauty ran over, yelling to w.a.n.g Bo: “w.a.n.g, there’s a lot of people outside with a picture of you looking for you!”

This blonde beauty is the girl he had met on the airplane. Her name is Ginny Brande and she’s a cowgirl from Texas, USA. She is currently studying abroad in Hong Kong and has studied both Mandarin and Cantonese Chinese.

After Ginny’s voice landed, the customs officer also picked up the walkie talkie in his hand and started to yell at high speeds.

w.a.n.g Bo’s English wasn’t too good so he wasn’t able to understand everything the customs officer said. But he is after all a college student of the new era, so he was able to understand a few words: ‘Ohama j.a.panophile Brooklyn’ ‘Chinese person’, ‘Over here’, ‘Keep him behind’……

TL Note: I tried ‘奥哈马哈日不落领 -> Ohama j.a.panophile Brooklyn (Doesn’t make sense to me either…so don’t ask :p)

These keywords allowed him to have a bad feeling and at this moment, the s.p.a.cious and empty airport lounge was suddenly filled with many more black suits. After these people appeared, the man with the walkie-talkie ran in his direction.

Take a look at these men, Ginny was shouting: “w.a.n.g, hurry and run! Run! I heard, that someone wants to very fiercely teach you a lesson!”

Thinking back on the obscure Lord of Heart, plus Ginny’s words and the surrounding approaching vicious looking black suits, the w.a.n.g Bo that was in an apprehensive state of mind crumbled. He turned his body around and pushed through the line of people and ran.

“Don’t run, f.u.c.k! d.a.m.n this Chinese guy!”

“Bo-w.a.n.g! Stop, get over here!”

“f.u.c.k-you, the people ahead, block him!”

A great black suited person chased and yelled at the same time. w.a.n.g Bo took out the strength gained from drinking breast milk and to madly rush out of the airport parking ground with Ginny running behind him, constantly shouting in a loud voice: “Hurry and run, w.a.n.g! Run! I’ll will go get the emba.s.sy to help you!”

Turning his head to check the situation behind him, Old w.a.n.g despaired: Jesus Bodhisattva, G.o.ds and Buddhas in the sky. Just who did this negligent old man anger, whooo?!

How can a dull and dry yellow youth escape from a crowd of wolves and tigers of the great white?

The surrounding people of the airport all have that kind of thought, but what took place afterwards was completely different from what the people thought. It was as if w.a.n.g Bo was on a rabbit machine powered by spiral springs. Running and hopping, speeding up and slowing down, running in a straight line or in a curve line with the occasional drifting; he was making the great black suited men go around in circles!

“s.h.i.t, that Chinese guy can really run!” A surrounding foreign person praised.

Later the Airport’s security also joined the ranks of capturing. There were no less than over twenty people in the wide airport parking ground. After running back and forth, there was finally a security guard that made w.a.n.g Bo fall to the ground. The crowd of people thought that the matter was finally over.

But the outcome was that like a rabbit stepping on a eagle, w.a.n.g Bo kicked the airport security guard flying before getting up and proceeding to run some more. One of the great’s and him met face to face. Under his anxiety, w.a.n.g Bo did a barbarous collision to his side, and the well-fed great white man let loose a miserable shriek as he was sent flying……

Seeing this scene, the onlookers in the airport simultaneous let out a gasp of surprise and a Chinese person exclaimed: “Which hero is this, leaving the country?” There was also a foreigner there imitating and yelling: “Ada ada, Bruce Lee! Chinese Kung Fu!”

After being chased around for no less than half an hour, the Lord of Heart’s effect of making men into fierce beasts was exhausted. The people that were chasing him finally overtook him; after he fall, there was someone who immediately twisted his arms behind and got him up.

Although w.a.n.g Bo is also an Old w.a.n.g, he was totally different from the Dadao w.a.n.g Wu who is also an Old w.a.n.g. That Old w.a.n.g is a Martial Arts Expert, and when he faces foreign devils, he could yell: I, your father’s Great Sword has long been thirsty and impatient! The Old w.a.n.g here is menial programmer; facing devils he could only shout: “Save me! I’m innocent! I’m a good person!”

A group of white people huff and gasped for breath. w.a.n.g Bo thought his treatment would be like the ones shown on Chinese TV, these white men that finally caught him will definitely beat him up. He later found out it wasn’t like that; these people only twisted his arms around and didn’t do anything to him.

After a minute or two, another white man ran up. This thirty or something looking guy, ran to the point he was gasping for breath. When he came over, he was cursing on and off: “You, you, Your mother died in an explosion! You, you, did you practice long, long, long distance running in China? Are you Liu Xiang? You can really run! My, my, my heart, my heart, spleen, liver and kidney were all run out by you……”

During the chase, the other white men had yelled in English and w.a.n.g Bo couldn’t really understand them. This white man nevertheless used Mandarin to say it; therefore he rejoiced and hurriedly shouted: “Sir, I’m not a bad person! I didn’t do any bad deeds! There must be a misunderstanding……”

“Of, of, of course it’s a misunderstanding! I’m saying you, how are you running like this? Let me get my breath back, huff huff.” The middle age man scolded as he supported himself on his knees, “Why did you run? And also you guys, why did you guys catch him? Release him!”

The man that had w.a.n.g Bo’s arm twisted behind hesitated and said: “Sir, if he ran away again, I’m afraid it will be very hard for us to catch him again.

“Why are you catching him?!” The middle age man yelled that sentence before continuing to pant heavily. “Huff, huff, listen, you’re w.a.n.g Bo, you’re w.a.n.g Bo right? The new owner of Brooklyn? Huff, huff, allow me to introduce myself. I am a staff member of New Zealand’s Foreign Affairs and Trade. My name is Charlie Sylvester Stallone. d.a.m.n it, I’m too tired, let me rest and get my breath back again……”

w.a.n.g Bo blankly gawked at the man, then he rapidly thought in his heart. In the end, what is going on?

“w.a.n.g Bo, I want to know, why did you have to run a moment ago?” Charlie asked after resting for a bit.

Old w.a.n.g felt very wronged: “You guy chased me, how can I not run? My friend said, she also overheard that you guys were going to teach me a lesson!”

“She definitely heard one of my fellow’s grumbling. I ask for you to pardon us. My subordinate’s fellow always can’t take care of their mouth.” Charlie gave a glare at the black suited men and waved his hand to indicate to them and the airport security to retreat.

Then, he happily said: “This is clearly a misunderstanding. My fellow, we didn’t want to catch you, we wanted to find you! In fact, I am the government official of New Zealand that was arranged to pick you up and take you to Brooklyn to receive your territory. Puttin it in another way, I am your a.s.sistant for a period of time to help you solve difficulties while receiving your territory.”

Listening to him, w.a.n.g Bo was at loss and hesitantly asked: “That, Mr. Stallone, can you explain to me what’s  going on in Brooklyn?”

Charlie gave him a strange look and then took him along in a Land Rover car to leave the airport, saying he’ll take him to a hotel so he could rest. On the way there, he gave an introduction on Brooklyn.