The Ten Promises With My Master Chapter 1

[Daily Morning news of B City] JAN 1st 2020, tyc.o.o.n CHEN ZHI YANG's son CHEN LEI (age 21) was on an outing, travelling with his friends when a sudden dispute broke out. The two parties couldn't come to a conclusion and resorted to violence. CHEN LEI was stabbed in the spleen and was rushed to RUAN's Hospital in the suburb of B city, where he was announced dead at 3.25p.m. that afternoon after rescue effort.

According to a certain source given by an insider, the one who CHEN LEI had a dispute with was none other than RUAN XIANG YUAN (age 20), the son of the president for RUAN's Hospital. As of today, the court has completed the first trial, RUAN XIANG YUAN was sentenced to 25 years of imprisonment for negligent homicide.

Since RUAN XIANG YUAN went into a coma after being attacked on the head on the day of the incident, he was sent into ICU. After negotiation and investigation, the court agreed to postpone his serving time to when RUAN wakes up.

JAN 4th, 2020 REPORTED BY YU XX

When Ruan Xiang Yuan regainsed his consciousness, he found that he was placed in a box, the paper kind.

A box made of paper? He tried to recall, and it dawned on him —— according to his last memory when he was "alive" the sc.u.mbag Chen Lei was holding onto a knife, now, it's very likely that he's in a coffin.

Ha ha, coffin, I'm dead?

Em, I'm probably dead.

A paper coffin, environmentally friendly enough…… It feels shaky, maybe his dad spent the money to hire several people to carry his coffin?

However, these people carrying the coffin is way too unprofessional, Ni Da Ye1 is going to puke from all this shaking!

I wonder if Chen Lei is dead or not, he should be dead through and through ——  after all Lao Zi2 had never been as brave before in his lifetime. It wasn't easy to pick up the courage to stab someone, not to mention it was aiming at his dirty and disgusting heart…… Erm, after using all his might studying medicine for two years, spending all his time in college staying up so late to memorise these knowledge, all to contribute for this ——

Wait a minute, now that I think about it…… s.h.i.t, it's a huge loss! If only I knew what was going to happen today, would I f.u.c.king turn myself into a SB3 nerd who could do nothing but study when I was in my senior year?

The gloomy Ruan Xiang Yuan moved, raising his hand, ready to push open the "coffin" and tell others not to bother about the funeral, Ta Da Ye4 has gloriously come back from the dead. When his hand is stretched to reach the coffin board, the fluffy texture on his hand made him feel…… off.

"oof?"

What is off?

…… Wait, how long have I been dead? Why does it look like the hands of the Millennium dumplings5 in the novel, full of fur?

"oof?"

What on earth is…… off?

Hmm, even if I ignore the fur, there's a pad on the palm.

…. Wait, excuse me, wait.

What did he just say?

oof?

What do you mean oof?

It's okay, calm down, let's try again —— GuanYin PuSa Jie Jie6 please bless me, Dear Lord please don't fool around, I want to talk like a human…… please do let me speak human.

Ruan Xiang Yuan opens his mouth, inhale, exhale, his vocal cords vibrate.

"AOOOO!! —— OOOFFF……………………AAAOOOOOFFFFFFFF…………."

Ruan Xiang Yuan, age 20, has not yet rest in peace.

Current Location: In an Unclarified Paper Box

Ident.i.ty: Unknown

Ruan Xiang Yuan puff and blow as he got up, with his paralyzed face, he calmly pretended that he hadn't seen the fur between his fingers and the little meatball that is showing from his palm. He stretched his "hand",  and pull aside his also fluffy looking leg, something move and droop down from his head as he do so. Then, Ruan Xiang Yuan saw his Serge.

Tender and Pink.

There's even a tuft of hair in front.

Ha… Male.

The Jade Emperor7 took Lao Zi's money, took Lao Zi's life, took Lao Zi's everything, at least, he left the Serge to Lao Zi.

"AOOOOOF"

Within the paper box, a certain dog with wobbly hands, legs and ears fell heavily, he lay there frozen in a perfect posture, the puppy had four big words left in his eyes.

Mother f.u.c.ker, I'm screwed.

Ni Da Ye - It's a Chinese slang; in this scenario, the main character is addressing himself. (occasionally used when one feels arrogant)

Lao Zi - It's also a Chinese slang that one use to address them self.

Ta Da Ye - Similar to Ni Da Ye which is used to address himself here.

SB - "傻逼" ; a fool, in Chinese, calling one idiotic, more used to insult others.

Millennium Dumpling - he is talking about a character from "我是废材”, I can't find the character but I think he's a spirit.

Guan Yin Pu Sa Jie Jie - in Buddhist mythology, Guan Yin Pu Sa is known for wisdom and kindness, [Jie Jie, "姐姐", is sister in English.]

Jade Emperor - in Taoist mythology, the Jade Emperor is the one that rules everything.

…………………………………………………………………………………….