Good Morning, Miss Undercover Chapter 4.1

The more I think the more fire I harbor. This Dongzi really couldn´t do his task at all. I warned him to not reveal my background. How come he let that Kang something know my real name.  It´s an undercover agent´s big taboo. Lao Tan truly sent me a rookie to add me troubles. He went so far as to even leak out my telephone number.

Once there was dial tone I immediately dialed over. After quite a while, Dongzi finally picked up.

„Hey, Dongzi, how did you do your task? Are you a pig head? I let you return a cloth and you actually spilled out 8 generations of laoniang´s ancestors. Did you know that Kang b.a.s.t.a.r.d called me and threatened me!!!“

I raised my voice, furious.

„Dedede~~~~~“

Dongzi over there made odd sounds. It was like rattling of teeth in the coldest time of the year.

„What are you de-ing, speak properly,“ I was impatient.

„……de de, senior sister apprentice, I am probably in troubles.”

„Eh?“ It was a little noisy at Dongzi´ s side. But I have still heard it clearly. My voice hung up.

„Deng Long…….wait for me to go eat midnight snack.“

„What?!“ My eyes were opened wide. I was so stunned that I have fallen out of bed, „You, how many are you there?“

Dongzi sounded as if he was going to cry, „There´s only me with him. Originally that Kang guy was also there but he got a call and ran away…….senior, senior sister apprentice save me. His car came over.“

My scalp was feeling numb. I swallowed my saliva, „You TM calm down. Display courage of a policeman!!“

„Senior sister apprentice, he likes men!!! When I was going to school my wrestling skill was always the worst and you saw his size, I´m no match for him…..“

„If he finished eating dinner, wiped his mouth and wanted me to sle…..sleep with him, what should I do?“

Dongzi´s voice was even trembling on the other side. I was sweating. I got up from the floor and roared, „Aidong, you calm down!! Don´t argue with him  and at any time tell me your position.“ I wiped my sweat, „I will come over now. Remember to be resourceful. Don´t drop me a ball halfway. Understand?“

„Good. Senior sister apprentice……. you must come. The safety of my chrysanthemum is entirely in your hands.“

I choked and rolled my eyes toward the ceiling. This brat, death was near at his hand and he still didn´t forget to entertain me.

I have, at top speed, put on my clothes and driving with my new bought polo I arrived at „Fang Yage“. Deng Long was there eating hotpot with Dongzi.

Dongzi secretly sent text message and said Deng Long ordered a “Mandarin Ducks” pot[1].

Mandarin ducks? Dongzi´s chrysanthemum was in danger. I stepped on accelerator and rushed through red light.

It was late at night yet Fang Yage´s business still boomed. From a  distance I already saw those two sitting in the corner. I was facing the back of Deng Long in suit and jeans. He had tough and stocky build. Compared to him, Dongzi, who was as thin as a match, was simply underdeveloped tiny rooster. From the beginning he was like a small chick pecking rice nodding and answering…

It appeared like Deng Long was constantly asking Dongzi things, from time to time placing food to his bowl.

Fortunately, it was just a guilty conscience. After they finished eating, Deng Long dragged Dogzi to Nanhua road. At crossing Dongzi got out of car and Deng Long turned and abruptly left.

After approximately 10 minutes, Dongzi secretively paced back and forth for a while. Confirming yet again the safety he, like a cat, quietly and lifelessly got into my car. He just sat down, he slumped and was unable to move.

Buried in deep traumatic experience he drew a deep breath, „(exhale), Laozi´s chast.i.ty was considered to be preserved.“

I stroked my forehead, raised an eyebrow and sneered, „Chast.i.ty? You brat think I don´t know? Very early there was already no shadow of that chast.i.ty of yours.“

„Senior sister apprentice, this you really don´t know. My chast.i.ty to woman is gone but there is still my chast.i.ty to men. How could I TM know that someone would want it.“

Worrying almost all night long my forehead ached. I didn´t bother myself to bicker with this fellow. I hurriedly made him to repeat the sequence of events of whole matter again. I don´t know why but I felt a little uneasy and disturbed.

Dongzi said Deng Long´s private box entrance was securely closed tonight. He was outside going around in circles without seeing even a human shadow coming out of there. Thus he returned to a front desk. The mother of waitress, that was usually responsible for Deng Long´s box, fainted at home. She took a leave and rushed home. Since manager saw only him at the front desk he told him to go inside with wine that Deng Long ordered.  He told him a few lecture words and went away.

While coming in Dongzi thoroughly checked out the box. There were three men. Besides Deng Long he wasn´t familiar with other two yet both possessed exquisite temperament – they should be people with great background.

Here ends the story. Dongzi abruptly turned his head and told me, „Oh yeah. Senior sister apprentice. One of those two men is precisely the handsome guy you wanted me to wait for at washroom. I was even a bit excited when I saw him. I thought to myself that senior sister apprentice is, as expected, fighter among the hens. You could so soon invade into Deng Long´s circle.“

I knocked Dongzi´s skull, snappily sent him a quick glare. I thought: What could you know.  I, the fighter among the hens, am tomorrow going to crash. Would that Kang guy just let me go?

„Say, that Kang……Kang something…..“ I couldn´t remember his name, „He was also inside the box. Did you hear what they were talking about?“

Dongzi carefully thought for a moment. Suddenly, his eyes were bright as if he digged into a treasure, „ I have heard. One fatty among them said, ‚Deng Long, your ambition isn´t small at all. You are buried in money, aren´t you.‘ Senior sister apprentice, guess what Deng Long said. He said ‚The money are old man´s. I can´t let him look down on me‘.

I was happy. It was full of trickery. Deng Long would be sooner or later trapped.

The more Dongzi said the more anxious he got. He just left for not even twenty minutes and was caught up by Deng Long in hallway. His att.i.tude was mild and friendly like a spring. He was obviously a big ash wolf that ate meat yet he pretended to be a small sheep that ate gra.s.s. His tone was even softer than Dongzi´s ninety years old great-grandmother. It made Dongzi have a terrible illusion of becoming a little Red riding hood.

Following this is what I already knew. Deng Long with the position of a pa.s.sionate boss warmly invited Dongzi to eat midnight snack. He asked about his health and hinted, „Although big brother is a little overcome with boredom but fortunately my kidney is not poor[2].“

Dongzi with a bitter face said, „Senior sister apprentice, do you know how he began to call me?“

„What?“

„…….. Xiao Ai.“ Dongzi leaned to the side to make a pose of vomiting.

I glared at him, „You should be glad he didn´t call you Zuo Ai (making love)“

After this sentence, Dongzi hurriedly opened car door squatting beside flower-pot, really vomiting.

I coldly snorted. He really was a small chrysanthemum that wasn´t able to withstand a single blow.

When I sent Dongzi home I was still angry that Dongzi exposed my indent.i.ty to that Kang guy. The outcome was Dongzi reprimanding me for being naive. Kang Zixian isn´t so easy to fool. He told lies according to my instruction. The result was Kang Zixian coldly exposed it and said, „You don´t know her? Then who dragged her last night into the cab with TC363 license plate and dent her to Yuhua apartment building. Is there a need to speak out what you wore last night? “

I was frightened into cold sweat. In d.a.m.nation! That Kang freak killed over from a which planet? He could actually overnight figure out my surname, name, family and telephone number.

Dongzi with an innocent face looked at me. He shamelessly said, „Senior sister apprentice, he threatened me. I got nervous so I completely forgot about our old rules. Furthermore, he still got in hands your love token. Hey, hey. Anyway, senior sister apprentice! There is finally someone who penetrated through senior sister apprentice´s wig and saw through your gentle feelings of real man.“

I kicked Dongzi out of car.

[1] hot-pot with a divider, containing spicy soup on one side, mild soup on the other (mandarin ducks can also mean affectionate couple)

[2]Deng Long here meant by not having poor kidney that his s.e.xual function is all right