Good Morning, Miss Undercover Chapter 2.1

I put away depression I felt just a moment ago. To confirm my hypothesis I , once again, learnt to stick to the wall like a lizard and difficultly crawled few meters, with eyes wide opened, to stand beside him.

Seeing clearly it´s not Deng Long – contrary to him he was more worth seeing.

He was as handsome as his suit.

Unfortunately, he was not a kind-hearted type. Generally speaking, the men that show up in this horrible place can be basically divided into two types. One type is a person, another type isn´t a person.

Anyway, they are all not humans. This person before my eyes also shouldn´t  be an exception.

I was so cold I was shivering. My stomach was, however, restless with anxiety. My body was still shivering, yet this fair and stern man used that kind of looking down on me expression leaning his head to measure me without batting an eyelid. That feel of n.o.bleness caused that I appeared even more wretched when confronting him.

As well as frivolous.

I admit that I am not used to being taken advantage of, yet I take pleasure in taking advantage of other people. Thus,  I conjured up  a smile,  patted his shoulder and said, „Hey, ge(sound of burp)“ I burped, „Take off your clothes or else I will beat you up.“

„Oh?“ the man was a little bit surprised. He lifted his perfectly-shaped eyebrows, his voice deep and pleasant – it had a very resonant feeling.

Right now, fragments of light projected his outstanding facial features. Under the effect of the light his whole face appeared gentle yet was somewhat refined. Was refined yet appeared somewhat harsh. In a flash I looked like a silly and it made my frivolousness to abruptly escalate even more. I wiped away my saliva and leaned close to him. My hand swiftly grasped his chin, I generously appreciated, „In comparing with the old tree bark from moment ago, you are truly a stunner[1]. “

I have to admit, I, after getting drunk, am very honest as well as ill-behaved.

This man, as expected, frowned. He lightly pushed away my hand that was taking advantage of him and coldly pulled back, „Miss, please behave with a dignity.“

„I am already a miss here, how can I still behave with a dignity?“ I apologetically smiled, „As a child uncle Alan educated me, if I encounter a stunner I shall molest. Encountering one molesting one, encountering two molesting two.“

„What´s your name?“ the beautiful man´s calm face contained a faint anger. Apparently he wanted to expose my background – convenient someday in the future to strike and  retaliate.

He wanted to investigate my household register, am I right? I wanted to laugh even more. I, Fang Liangliang, am precisely  eating this interrogating criminals´ bowl of meal[2]. As a result I, again, burped. Toying with my wig, my body simultaneously swayed, simultaneously faced him and threw him daring  coquettish glances, „Can´t you see? My surname is Cai, name Huazei. Cai Huazei[3]. Handsome, did you keep it in mind?“

„You have huge guts,“ the  beautiful man´s sharp eyes looked at me, showing a  humiliation  that turned into an anger.

Gee, interesting.

„Extremely daring, right? It´s because I´m drunken. Ge (sound of burp),“another unpleasant burping, „Do you know what I am going to do next?“

The beautiful man´s pursed up his lips, he didn´t speak. Perhaps he was afaid of his chast.i.ty.

„Don´t worry. I am just looking for you…..telling[4]. Do you understand telling? It´s to have a heart-to-heart chat.“ My legs were weak, I was almost unable to remain standing. I looked around. Hanging on his shoulder, I very seriously said, „Yesterday I had a dream. Do you know what I was doing in my dream?“

The beautiful man wasn´t cooperating at all. He continued to use a weird speculating expression looking at me. Watching myself in his black pupils I had kind of being from Pandora[5] feeling.

Earth Inhabitant didn´t cooperate, so I had to ask and answer myself.

„Let me tell you, in dream I was…….a Superwoman. For people to live in peace and work happily I vandalized, I stole, I burnt, I commited any imaginable misdeed. Suddenly, one night, my boss entrusted me a dream. He told me today I will meet my nemesis.  Very very powerful nemesis.  I will kick the bucket[6]~~~~ “

I grabbed the collar of his suit to prevent myself from sliding down, foolishly laughing while facing him. Quite pleased with myself I was admiring his stiff and cold handsome face. Enjoying myself.

„Your dream is very interesting.“

As my temporary railing, this time the handsome unexpectedly didn´t pry open my claws, „I hope your dream will come true.“

I winked, „Just like you said, my dream really came true. Let me secretly tell you, my nemesis is a gay. He like men…..such as someone like you….stunner.“

His face was deep like a water.

I shook my body. Bending my head I, not without a grief, said, „Laoniang[7] am completely helpless.“

Subsequently, I lifted my head. Wailing like at a funeral, I asked him, „Quickly help me check if I am crying?“

„You are mad.“ He coldly replied.

I stared at him with a seem-to-understand-but-not-to-understand expression, „Will you buy me medicine?“

The beautiful man´s capricious eyes were fixed on me, „Maybe we should get acquainted with each other. I don´t have the habit of helping strangers.“

[1]尤物 you wu – can mean a precious item or especially beautiful person (an adjective describing a woman)

[2] She is stating that her job is interrogating criminal

[3] lit. flower thief , fig. rapist

[4] She meant talking…(what to say? Too much alcohol)

[5] A fictional planet from movie Avatar

[6] Slang, means to die

[7] lit. I, your mum, fig. I (referring to oneself as superior)