Full-time Anomaly Chapter 1

In the advent of humanity's unceasing expansion, finding a job in the world had become more and more of a challenge. In terms of livelihood, the situation could be described as what work was there even?

In China, there was an ancient proverb, "In every trade, a master appears". It was unknown for how many years these words were handed down, but in any case, it was well-known and well-understood.

At this moment, in the bustling streets of China's Fengan city, a beggar that appeared to be around twenty-years-old was telling a story to others. It could be said the man was a beggar, yet did not look to be one. Although his clothes were slightly tattered, they could be considered clean.

The people believed that this youth possibly had no money to eat, so he depended on his stories to persevere in life. Every time the man told a story, warm-hearted people would inevitably give him some change as a reward.

"One more, c'mon, hehe. I didn't think kid like you could tell such good stories." In the crowd, a man with a st.u.r.dy build exclaimed after Yan Tian finished telling his story.

"Alright, we'll stop here today." Yan Tian collected his books and looked at the person who gave him several tens of RMB, smiling wryly.

As the crowd heard this, they shook their heads disappointedly and dispersed. They knew that if the young man said he wouldn’t speak, then he wouldn't speak. In any case, it was currently time for lunch, so the crowd wasn't insistent. They were better off coming again tomorrow.

Yan Tian hadn't even been in the city for several days, but without anything to do, he told stories on the main street. From head to toe, he was dressed in street stall goods that were in total equal to several tens of RMB. Additionally, his hair was in complete disarray, making it so that unaware people would mistakenly think he was a lunatic.

Yan Tian took his coins and stuffed them in his ratty wallet, then with great strides he walked into a diner.

"Boss, bring a big bowl of fried soybean noodles." Yan Tian yelled to the boss lady at the checkout counter as he walked in.

"Sure, right away." The boss lady answered loudly.

Yan Tian slowly sat down and watched the pedestrians outside. With admiration, he sighed at the plentiful amount of beauties within the city, especially in summer. The many kinds of beauties Yan Tian saw made him quickly water at the mouth.

"h.e.l.lo, bring me a small bowl of shredded pork noodles." A young woman softly spoke. Yan Tian, who had received strict training, was suddenly awoken from his reverie, since his hearing ability was particularly good. Looking at the girl at the door, hot d.a.m.n, those legs that just seemed to go on, and that stomach; it was of an extremely high quality!

"Mister, is this seat taken?" The woman came over to Yan Tian's side. Since it was lunch time, the diner was packed full of people, and there was only one empty spot.

"Huh? Oh, nope, not at all." Yan Tian raised his head to look at the girl in front of him. In his mind he thought, Could it be the machinations of G.o.d are looking out for me and giving me a supreme beauty?

Yan Tian lecherously sized up the beauty in front of him, both eyes fixed without reservation on her chest.

As Sun Yue saw Yan Tian's diabolical gaze, she promptly took her purse and covered her twins. She thought to herself that other men would slyly check out beautiful woman, but how could this man be so frank in his actions!

However, with such an obstruction, Yan Tian was displeased. With anger directed towards Sun Yue he said: "What are you doing? What right do you have obstruct my view of my my future wife? Don't you know what you're doing is quite immoral? My future wife is in front of me, yet you unexpectedly still want to block me."

Sun Yue dumbly looked at the dirty man before her. The surrounding people also looked at Yan Tian with strange gazes. Quite a few people had already enlisted Yan Tian within the ranks of the mentally ill.

"Are you mad?" Sun Yue finally reacted, cursing in rage. It was obvious other people would stealthily take a peek at her, but to her surprise there was someone that would say she had done wrong. Sun Yue glared fiercely at Yan Tian.

"What are you looking at? Don't you know you really look like my future wife?" Yan Tian said self-confidently. In truth, as long as the woman Yan Tian looked at was beautiful, he would get a feeling that she was his future wife.

"I, I….. you… scoundrel." Sun Yue angrily prepared to leave.

At this moment, the waiter brought the noodles. Sun Yue thought to herself, forget it, I'll eat first; I'm starving to death. With great mouthfuls, Yan Tian wolfed down his food with squishing sounds coming from his mouth without even the slightest restraint that he was sitting across from a beauty. On the contrary, he was still eating food as he hummed a little tune.

Sun Yue reigned in her burning fury and ate in great mouthfuls. As soon as she was done, she would bounce without delay. Unexpectedly, she had already stayed for a quarter of an hour.

After Sun Yue left, Yan Tian lifted his head and leisurely looked at her beautiful rear, muttering, "You really are my future wife. I'm never wrong."

Yan Tian finished his food, then walked home. In the street, Yan Tian thought of many questions. He didn't know why his master let him leave, let alone told him of any mission, but in the past month, he had not received any notifications.

Yan Tian did not know who his parents were and furthermore did not know whether or not they still existed in the world. He only knew that his master had looked after him until adulthood. From childhood, his master had gave him all sorts of training. All the other kids could play around, but his childhood was but a curtain of murky darkness. Every day he would train and study martial arts. It could be said he was currently proficient in many martial arts and fluent in various languages. This year he was twenty-years-old. Due to a couple reasons, his master had made him leave, but hadn't said of what he wanted him to do. He only said that he was barred from coming back.

Yan Tian didn't know why, but he thought to himself that likely wasn't driven out by his master because he took a peek of Black Widow bathing, right?

Black Widow was a woman on the mountain, a thirty-somewhat-year-old foreigner. However, she was rather beautiful. Due to the fact she wore black leather clothing all the time, everyone called her Black Widow. Her husband had sacrificed himself during an a.s.signment, and Yan Tian's master frequently went to find her, so as a result, he suspected that there was something fishy going on between them. Yan Tian had regularly peeped on Black Widow bathing, and furthermore, it wasn't just a few times .

As Yan Tian reminisced these matters, his heart thumped. Dang it, he was finished. All he had done was steal a glance at Black Widow bathing, and his master had driven him out of the house. His master was too stingy. Yan Tian shook his head and arrived at his residence.

Yan Tian had rented a small part of house. Since the landlord was frequently absent, it was convenient to rent it out. The house was big enough with three rooms and two reception areas covering about a hundred-sixty square meters, but Yan Tian rented a single tiny room. The s.p.a.ce wasn't large and the remaining rooms were all unoccupied.

Yan Tian came home and immediately laid down on the sofa. After reclining for a moment he was soon met with the urge to heed nature's call. Lazily opening the the washroom door, not even looking or knowing, he was scared out of his skin. Yan Tian suddenly became clear-headed as he looked at the contents within the washroom, or rather, the woman before his eyes. Beautiful like an immortal fairy, Yan Tian was stricken like a wooden dummy as he looked at the woman. In return, the woman stood stupidly in place.

"Ah! Get out! Get out!" The woman finally reacted, immediately covering herself with her hands. However, due to her bountiful developments, how could she cover herself? The woman quickly began to cry anxiously.

Yan Tian looked at the fl.u.s.tered woman and said with his thick face: "If I were you, I would have chosen to squat down."

When the woman heard this, she promptly squatted down, using her hands to protect her purity. "What haven't you left? Get out!" The woman hurriedly sobbed.

"Pretty lady, I still haven't asked you, oh my future wife, why are you here? This is my house!" Yan Tian asked puzzlingly. How could it be that there was suddenly a beautiful woman in his house?

Her face blushed and she said: "I just moved in today and rented room. Also, who’s your wife? Get the h.e.l.l out!"

"Ah, So it was like that. I'm also a renter. As for how you're my future wife, your body was seen by me, keke, pretty good." Yan Tian admired the woman before his eyes without a shred of gentlemanly elegance. Indeed, the woman was Sun Yue. He didn't think she would also be a tenant.

"Y-you, you scoundrel! Go away! Get lost!" Sun Yue didn't think Yan Tian could be such a rogue. She picked up the bottle of shampoo and threw it at him.

When it came down to things, Yan Tian was trained, so how could he be hit by the shampoo? With ease, he caught the shampoo in his hand, placing it on the ground. "Alright, I won't tease you. Wash up fast; I want to take a leak. Don't you know holding it in is unbearable? As Yan Tian finished what he was saying, he closed door and walked away.

After Yan Tian walked off, Sun Yue was in no mood to wash. In a rush she wiped down her body and put on her clothes. Her face red, she walked out.

As she came out, she saw Yan Tian sitting down on the couch. Sun Yue didn't dare to raise her head, thinking of how she had just lost face and the severity of her burning face.

"Ah, you've finally come out. You don't know, but luckily, my will is rather steady. If it was someone else, you wouldn't be able to ensure your integrity." Yan Tian deadpanned.