Fear And Loating In Las Vegas Part 13

Waitress: They change. They change.

Att'y: Like a lizard? Like a lizard?

Waitress: Like a cat. Like a cat.

Att'y: Oh, the lizard changes the color of his skin . . . Oh, the lizard changes the color of his skin . . .

Waitress: Want anything to drink? Want anything to drink?

Att'y: Beer. And I have beer in the car. Tons of it. The back seat's full of it. Beer. And I have beer in the car. Tons of it. The back seat's full of it.

Duke: I don't like mixing coconuts up with beer and ham - let's smash the b.a.s.t.a.r.ds.. right in the middle of the highway . . . Is Boulder City somewhere around I don't like mixing coconuts up with beer and ham - let's smash the b.a.s.t.a.r.ds.. right in the middle of the highway . . . Is Boulder City somewhere around Waitress: Boulder City? Do you want sugar? Boulder City? Do you want sugar?

Duke: Yeah. Yeah.

Att'y: We're in in Boulder City, huh? Or very close to it? Boulder City, huh? Or very close to it?

Duke: I don't know. I don't know.

Waitress: There it is. That sign says Boulder City, OK. Aren't you from Nevada? There it is. That sign says Boulder City, OK. Aren't you from Nevada?

Att'y: No. We've never been here before. Just traveling through.

Waitress: You just go straight up this road here. You just go straight up this road here.

Att'y: Any action up there in Boulder City? Any action up there in Boulder City?

Waitress: Don't ask me. I don't . . . Don't ask me. I don't . . .

Att'y: Any gambling there? Any gambling there?

Waitress: I don't know, it's just a little town. I don't know, it's just a little town.

Duke: Where is the casino? Where is the casino?

Waitress: I don't know. I don't know.

Att'y: Wait a minute, where are you from? Wait a minute, where are you from?

Waitress: New York. New York.

Att'y: And you've just been here a day. And you've just been here a day.

Waitress: No, I've been here for a while. No, I've been here for a while.

Att'y: Where do you go around here? Say you wanted to go swimming or something like that? Where do you go around here? Say you wanted to go swimming or something like that?

Waitress: In my backyard. In my backyard.

Att'y: What's the address? What's the address?

Waitress: Um, go to the . . . ah . . . the pool's not open yet. Um, go to the . . . ah . . . the pool's not open yet.

Att'y: Let me explain it to you, let me run it down just briefly if I can. We're looking for the American Dream, and we were told it was somewhere in this area . . . . Well, we're here looking for it, 'cause they sent us out here all the way from San Francisco to look for it. That's why they gave us this white Cadillac, they figure that we could catch up with it in that . . . Let me explain it to you, let me run it down just briefly if I can. We're looking for the American Dream, and we were told it was somewhere in this area . . . . Well, we're here looking for it, 'cause they sent us out here all the way from San Francisco to look for it. That's why they gave us this white Cadillac, they figure that we could catch up with it in that . . .

Waitress: Hey Lou, you know where the American Dream is? Hey Lou, you know where the American Dream is?

Att'y (to Duke): She's asking the cook if he knows where the American Dream is. She's asking the cook if he knows where the American Dream is.

Waitress: Five tacos, one taco burger. Do you know where the American Dream is? Five tacos, one taco burger. Do you know where the American Dream is?

Att'y: Well, we don't know, we were sent out here from Francisco to look for the American Dream, by a magazine to cover it. Well, we don't know, we were sent out here from Francisco to look for the American Dream, by a magazine to cover it.

Lou: Oh, you mean a place. Oh, you mean a place.

Att'y: A place called the American Dream. A place called the American Dream.

Lou: Is that the old Psychiatrist's Club? Is that the old Psychiatrist's Club?

Waitress: I think so. I think so.

Att'y: The old Psychiatrist's Club? The old Psychiatrist's Club?

Lou: Old Psychiatrist's Club, it's on Paradise . . Are you serious? Old Psychiatrist's Club, it's on Paradise . . Are you serious?

Att'y: Oh, no honest, look at that car, I mean, do I look like own a car like that? Oh, no honest, look at that car, I mean, do I look like own a car like that?

Lou: Could that be the old Psychiatrist's Club? It was a discoteque place . . . Could that be the old Psychiatrist's Club? It was a discoteque place . . .

Att'y: Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it.

Waitress: It's on Paradise and what? It's on Paradise and what?

Lou: Ross Allen had the old Psychiatrist's Club. Is he the owner now? Ross Allen had the old Psychiatrist's Club. Is he the owner now?

Duke: I don't know. I don't know.

Att'y: All we were told was, go till you find the American Dream. Take this white All we were told was, go till you find the American Dream. Take this white Cadillac and go find the American Dream. It's somewhere in the Las Vegas area.

Lou: That has to be the old . . . That has to be the old . . .

Att'y: . . . and it's a silly story to do, but you know, that's we get paid for. . . . and it's a silly story to do, but you know, that's we get paid for.

Lou: Are you taking pictures of it, or . . . Are you taking pictures of it, or . . .

Att'y: No, no--no pictures. No, no--no pictures.

Lou: . . . or did somebody just send you on a goose chase? . . . or did somebody just send you on a goose chase?

Att'y: It's sort of a wild goose chase, more or less, but personally we're dead serious. It's sort of a wild goose chase, more or less, but personally we're dead serious.

Lou: Thas to be the old Psychiatrist's Club, but the only people who hang out there is a bunch of pushers, peddlers, up wners, and all that stuff.

Att'y: Maybe that's it. Is it a night-time place or is it an all day...

Lou: Oh, honey, this never stops never stops. But it's not a casino.

Att'y: What kind of place is it? What kind of place is it?

Lou: It's on Paradise, uh, the old Psychiatrist's Club's on Paradise. It's on Paradise, uh, the old Psychiatrist's Club's on Paradise.

Att'y: Is that what it's called, the old Psychiatrist's Club?

Lou: No, that is what it used to be, but someone bought it . . . but I didn't hear about it as the American Dream, it was something like, a.s.sociated with, uh . .. it's a mental joint, where all the dopers hang out. No, that is what it used to be, but someone bought it . . . but I didn't hear about it as the American Dream, it was something like, a.s.sociated with, uh . .. it's a mental joint, where all the dopers hang out.

Att'y: A mental joint? You mean like a mental hospital? A mental joint? You mean like a mental hospital?

Lou: No, honey, where all the dope peddlers and all the pushers, everybody hangs out. It's a place where all the kids are potted when they go in, and everything . . . but it's not called what you said, the American Dream. No, honey, where all the dope peddlers and all the pushers, everybody hangs out. It's a place where all the kids are potted when they go in, and everything . . . but it's not called what you said, the American Dream.

Att'y: Do you have any idea what it might be called? Or more or less where it might be located? Do you have any idea what it might be called? Or more or less where it might be located?

Lou: Right off of Paradise and Eastern. Right off of Paradise and Eastern.

Waitress: But Paradise and Eastern are parallel. But Paradise and Eastern are parallel.

Lou: Yeah, but I know I come off of Eastern, and then I go to Paradise Yeah, but I know I come off of Eastern, and then I go to Paradise Waitress: Yeah I know it, but then that would make it off Paradise around the Flamingo, straight up here. I think somebody's handed you a Yeah I know it, but then that would make it off Paradise around the Flamingo, straight up here. I think somebody's handed you a Att'y: We're staying at the Flamingo. I think this place you're talking about and the way you're describing it, I think that maybe that's it. We're staying at the Flamingo. I think this place you're talking about and the way you're describing it, I think that maybe that's it.

Lou: It's not a tourist joint. It's not a tourist joint.

Att'y: Well, that's why they sent me. He's the writer: I'm the bodyguard. 'Cause I figure it will be . . . Well, that's why they sent me. He's the writer: I'm the bodyguard. 'Cause I figure it will be . . .

Lou: These guys are nuts . . . these kids are nuts. These guys are nuts . . . these kids are nuts.

Att'y: That's OK. That's OK.

Waitress: Yeah, they got new laws. Yeah, they got new laws.

Duke: Twenty-four-hour-a-day violence? Is that what we're saying? Twenty-four-hour-a-day violence? Is that what we're saying?

Lou: Exactly. Now here's the Flamingo . . . Oh, I can't show you this; I can tell you better my way. Right up here at the first gas station is Tropicana, take a right. Exactly. Now here's the Flamingo . . . Oh, I can't show you this; I can tell you better my way. Right up here at the first gas station is Tropicana, take a right.

Att'y: Tropicana to the right. Tropicana to the right.

Lou: The first gas station is Tropicana. Take a right on Tropicana and take this way . . . right on Tropicana, right on Paradice, you'll see a big black building, it's all painted black real weird looking. The first gas station is Tropicana. Take a right on Tropicana and take this way . . . right on Tropicana, right on Paradice, you'll see a big black building, it's all painted black real weird looking.

Att'y: Right on Tropicana, right on Paradise, black building... Right on Tropicana, right on Paradise, black building...

Lou: And there's a sign on the side of the building that says Psychiatrist's Club, but they're completely remodeling it and everything. And there's a sign on the side of the building that says Psychiatrist's Club, but they're completely remodeling it and everything.

Att'y: All right, that's close enough All right, that's close enough Lou: If there's anything I can do for ya, honey. . . I don't know if that's even it or not. But it sounds like it is. I think you boys are on the right track. If there's anything I can do for ya, honey. . . I don't know if that's even it or not. But it sounds like it is. I think you boys are on the right track.

Att'y: Right. That's the best lead we've had for two days, we've been asking people all around. Right. That's the best lead we've had for two days, we've been asking people all around.

Lou: . . . I could make a couple calls and sure as h.e.l.l find out. . . . I could make a couple calls and sure as h.e.l.l find out.

Att'y: Could you? Could you?

Lou: Sure I'll call Allen and ask him. Sure I'll call Allen and ask him.

Att'y: Gee, I'd appreciate that if you could. Gee, I'd appreciate that if you could.

Waitress: When you go down to Tropicana, it's not the first gas station, the second. When you go down to Tropicana, it's not the first gas station, the second.

Lou: There's a big sign right down the street here, it says Tropicana Avenue. Make a right, and when you get to Paradice make another right. There's a big sign right down the street here, it says Tropicana Avenue. Make a right, and when you get to Paradice make another right.

Att'y: OK. Big black building, right on Paradise: twenty-four-hour-a-day violence, drugs OK. Big black building, right on Paradise: twenty-four-hour-a-day violence, drugs Waitress: See, here's Tropicana, and this is Boulder Highway that goes clear down like that. See, here's Tropicana, and this is Boulder Highway that goes clear down like that.

Duke: Well, that's pretty far into town then. Well, that's pretty far into town then.

Waitress: Well, here's Paradise split up somewhere around there. There's Paradice. Paradise. Yeah, we're down in here. See, this is Boulder Highway . . . and Tropicana. Well, here's Paradise split up somewhere around there. There's Paradice. Paradise. Yeah, we're down in here. See, this is Boulder Highway . . . and Tropicana.

Lou: Well, that's not it, that bartender in there is a pothead too... Well, that's not it, that bartender in there is a pothead too...

Att'y: Yeah, well, it's a lead. Yeah, well, it's a lead.

Lou: You gonna be glad you stopped here, boys. You gonna be glad you stopped here, boys.

Duke: Only if we find it. Only if we find it.

Att'y: Only if we write the article and get it in. Only if we write the article and get it in.

Waitress: Well, why don't you come inside and sit down? Well, why don't you come inside and sit down?

Duke: We're trying to get as much sun as we can. We're trying to get as much sun as we can.

Att'y: She's going to make a phone call to find out where it Is. She's going to make a phone call to find out where it Is.

Duke: Oh. OK, well, let's go inside. Oh. OK, well, let's go inside.

EDITOR'S NOTE (cont.): Tape ca.s.settes for the next sequence were impossible to transcribe due to some viscous liquid encrusted behind the heads. There is a certain consistency in the garbled sounds however, indicating that almost two hours later Dr.

Duke and his attorney finally located what was left of the "Old Psychiatrist's Club"-a huge slab of cracked, scorched concrete in a vacant lot full of tall weeds. The owner of a gas station across the road said the place had "burned down about three years ago.">

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