The Male God's Favorable Impressions Are Difficult To Farm Chapter 7

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Novice Volume: F Cla.s.s Modern

In the morning, Ye JunJing, as usual, finished up most of his work at the most efficient speed possible. Then, while eating the lunch sent to him by his a.s.sistant, he browsed the radio drama network. As for the work that have yet to be completed, did he not have a.s.sistants and secretaries? He was the CEO and there were many employees hired to come and work for him. If he had to do it all, what were the employees suppose to do?

Therefore, completely disregarding their resentment, he acted like an arm-flinging shopkeeper1, and did as he pleased.

At present, the radio drama network seems to have become much calmer. This made CEO Ye, who had been actively following the fight for half a month, unable to adapt. Very quickly, he found the root cause.

Seeing a post that was personally written by his younger brother, Ye JunJing quickly opened it and carefully read it word for word.

Afterwards, the highlighted topic of ‘Our family, he' that was put forward by many people, entered Ye JunJing's line of sight, and he was not calm.

When did his baby have a sweetheart? Was it himself? Thinking up to there, he became emotionally moved and was almost unable to control himself. Wait, no, he must remain calm. Below, someone left a comment asking ‘when did sama say that he found his other half,' and afterwards, fans directed the poster to JunYe's weibo.

Ye JunGe had basically not blogged anything new since the last one had been sent out, so Ye JunJing was able to quickly find the blog he had missed——

CV JunYe: Everyone do not misunderstand. I and Dongfang Edge merely grew up together and are like good brothers. I already have someone that I like.

The time stamp was the second day of when he and his baby started living together.

At that time, his younger brother certainly did not like him! Dejected, Ye JunJing had thought that the relationship between him and his brother was slowly changing, that it was just waiting for him to bring up the topic for them to be happy together. However, he did not expect for his brother to already have a sweetheart. Then, what was he counting on?

The CEO Ye who never left early, for the first time ever, left the company before finishing his work. However, the time of his early departure was simply just a bit too excessive.

All the employees unanimously agreed that they must have all gone to work the wrong way today, for as a result, they encountered such an unusual and rare scene.2

Ye JunJing rushed home as fast as he could, all the ready to grab his brother and ask him who the male adulterer was. But the moment he saw his brother, he panicked. Wife slave + chikan3, double underlying attributes. Even though he was the gong, he was surely also the gong that at the lower end of the food chain who would be crushed to death by his wife.

Ye JunGe looked at Ye Junjing who had rushed in and raised up his eyebrow, giving him a slanted gaze. He saw Ye JunJing seemed to have forgotten why he had come, and only thought that half of his body seems to have gone numb.

“Little Jun…” As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, the momentum seemed to disappear, quickly lowering until it was no more.

“What's the matter?” Ye JunGe raised a cup of water to take a sip and looked at him innocently.

The sparkling and transparent gla.s.s that was held by his slender fingers was as fair as jade, which was very alluring.

Ye JunJing swallowed his saliva and his line of sight involuntarily drifted to his lips. Despite cohabiting for over a month, he have yet to even kissed those small lips. At night, only after his baby has fallen asleep would he even dare to kissed his forehead. His colored heart had no color.4 Ye JunGe was deliberately pretending to sleep though, waiting for him to commit fraud. However, the guy actually did not even dare to kiss his mouth, let alone try and grope him and that only left Ye JunGe not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Looking at Ye Junjing who was in a daze again, Ye JunGe couldn't help but feel that he was very helpless. He said again: “Brother? Why did you come back so early? Is the company okay?”

Ye JunJing quickly recovered from his daze. Thinking of his purpose of coming back, his mood became gloomy. “Do you have someone you like?”

Ye JunGe blinked: “That's right, but what about it?”

Ye JunJing felt as if a smoldering fire was rising up. Taking a step forward, he tightly grasped his brother's wrist and strongly denied: “Not allowed!” His tall figure pressed  close, as if he was surrounding Ye JunGe in his arms.

“It hurts.” Ye JunGe lightly struggled to get free but was unable to. Wrinkling his delicate brow into a frown, glistening eyes full of grievance looked at the man in front of him.

Ye JunJing relaxed his strength and looked at the redden wrist with some distress, his eyes full of self-blame and regret.

Ye JunGe shook off his grip: “Why do you care about me? Who I like is my business.”

Ye JunJing felt that his heart was in a bind. He looked at him coldly: “Because I am your older brother.”

“But do you even think of me as your younger brother?” Ye JunGe hooked up his lips, sneering.

Ye JunJing became silent, not knowing how to answer.

004, unwilling to be left out, released a tasked: 【Ding! Found the random task "Love Kiss." Please give Ye JunJing a loving kiss. Do you accept?】

Just a kiss, and it coincided perfectly with his own plans. Naturally, he accepted it.

Not intending to wait for his answer, Ye JunGe directly stood on his toes, kissed Ye JunJing's lips, then stepped back to appreciate the man's expression that looked as if he had been struck by lightning.

“Now do you know who is in my heart? Am I still not allowed to have someone I like?” Ye JunGe craftily smiled. He obtained a lover as well as earned some contribution points. It couldn't be better.

In Ye JunJing's eyes, this smile was certainly lovely, but also hateful. At this point, if he still did not know that he had been played with then he must have been living in vain. His younger brother was definitely doing it on purpose, deliberately making such a message in the post to make him misunderstand. But how did he know that he was lurking in the radio drama network?

Unable to figure it out but not wanting to think about it anymore, Ye JunJing, right now, only wanted to take this grinning little goblin into his arms and give him a good ravaging(loving).

Stretching out his long arms to drag the person into his embrace, he kissed the red lips that he had long yearned for. At first, only their lips were stuck together, but when Ye JunGe couldn't help but to stick out his tongue to lick the man's lips, it was as if some kind of switch had been turned on, and the man immediately rolled his younger brother's mischievous tongue into his mouth. Ambiguous sucking sound echoed in the living room and after three minutes pa.s.sed, he let him go. Ye JunGe hurriedly retracted his tongue that carried some of the man's saliva back into his mouth. He only had time to take one breath before their lips came together again, the other's tongue hooking his own, incessantly licking to taste the inside of his mouth. Ye JunGe constantly swallowed his saliva but there was still a silver wire that drooped slowly down from between the two people's lips. Ye JunGe's was kissed by him until his tongue became numb, his body soft and was completely unable to stand. Being hugged tightly by the man, he had to lean on him for support. His one hand pressed against his strong chest muscles, touching it from time to time, while another hand embraced the man's neck, strongly not allowing him to retreat.

The man's body was burning hot all over due to his own baby's enthusiasm. He really wanted to do him on the spot, but managed to reluctantly hold back.

The deep kiss lasted already for more than ten minutes until Ye JunGe felt that his red and swollen lips had no feeling. The satisfied look on his face, however, made him even more captivating and it was almost impossible for the man to hold on.

Ye JunGe leaned in the man's arms, breathing deeply. His teary pupils, along with the corner of his phoenix eyes flushed red with emotions, was astonishingly beautiful. Ye JunJing couldn't help but bow his head to kissed his eyes, feeling that it was not enough, that all the love in his heart have yet to be completely vented.

“Baby, baby, I love you, baby.”

The words were incessantly whispered, causing Ye JunGe's heart to soften into water. He moved closed to the man's ear and crooned: “I love you too.” The hot air puffed against his ear, the sound soft and tiny, as if it had turned into water. The man felt that his earlobe would soon become pregnant.5

004, who was covering its eyes to hide but also peeking from the side, it's heart was being flooded with pink bubbles. Oh, oh, oh, so cute, ah. Quickly go for the home run, ah! Eh? Why are you not continuing?

Ye JunGe took a moment to throw it a sharp glare and 004 silently retreated to a corner.

Wu, onlooker at risk, repeated action requires caution.

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The big fight, which started strongly, that happened over on the radio drama network, came to an anticlimactic conclusion thanks to JunYe's unilaterally putting an end to the battle. Afterwards, the WuYou fans and the Edge fans one-sidedly fought for several days. As for the pa.s.ser-byers who directly came to watch Dongfang Edge and Ci Xin WuYou, their personal feelings for the two people largely dropped, with many of them turning black. Even the once peace-loving fans turned black, changing from fans to pa.s.ser-byers.

Sun Xi found that the situation was a bit wrong but did not think that it had anything to do with his own problem. He only thought that Ye JunGe was too hypocritical and even hated this person who had to clash with Lin You to grab Dongfang Edge.

On the other hand, Lin You was secretly delighted when the fans said that he was Dongfang Edge's empress, and therefore did not block the statement but rather tacitly accepted it. He had a little white lotus feeling, like he was standing on high grounds and was maintaining his unlimited purity. But later, when the people began to curse him, he felt deeply hurt and couldn't even think about what he should say. With his reputation now falling and finally seeing the seriousness of the matter, he quickly wrote up a dissimulated statement and posted it out on weibo.

CV Ci Xin WuYou: I hope that everyone will not quarrel again. Dongfang Edge and I are only friends, but Dongfang Edge is my idol. I appreciate him very much.

Fans left comments saying that they were not quarreling and that it was JunYe's fan that were bullying others to the extreme. Nevertheless, they expressed that would not quarrel again. However, sama, even if you say so, we will still support the WuYou x Edge CP.

Pa.s.ser-byers who could not understand the white lotus, commented below, ridiculing him, saying that he, on one hand, said that he was only friends with Dongfang Edge, while on another hand, said that he appreciates Dongfang Edge. Just say ‘like' directly. With this much hypocrisy, is it not tiring?

Lin You made no reply but the fans could not stand it and started tearing it up on weibo. Even more, the WuYou fans sat waiting in the comments like mad dogs.

Ye JunGe, who watched the show, was very happy. He was even happier when the distortion increased by another five percent.

When Lin You published his statement, Dongfang Yuan also did not remain idle and wrote on weibo, saying that it was because he listened to JunYe's dramas that he decided to join the net dubbing circle. He did not expect his idol to be his own childhood friend. He and his childhood friend were truly just friends but he very much admires his childhood friend, whether it be online or in reality. Moreover, he and Ci Xin WuYou, they were just CP in the few drama that have been played. He was just an ordinary friend.

As soon as the statement was sent out, the system sounded, dinging incessantly.

【Ding! World distortion +5%, current distortion 40%】

【Ding! Dongfang Yuan's heartbreak value: +10, current heartbreak value: 60】

【Ding! Dongfang Yuan's heartbreak value: +15, current heartbreak value: 75】

“What did I do? Why is the heartbreak value rising so quickly?” Ye JunGe asked 004 in confusion.

004 sweated: 【The first heartbreak value was self-inflicted because he insisting on posting that he was just friends with you and was then hurt by his own words. The second is because you have someone you like.】

Ye JunGe drew out the corner of his mouth. Was there a problem with this Male G.o.d's brain?

“Didn't I write the statement that I had someone I liked some while ago?”

004 expressed that it was unable to understand the Male G.o.d's way of thinking: 【Maybe it's because he didn't believe it before? And thought that you were just looking for an excuse?】

“…Heh.”

In any case, the post was like boiling water that had instantly frozen. All the Edge fans's faces were beaten and they did not know how to respond. Many of them have already ridiculed JunYe and his fans on the radio drama network and they had been very opinionated then as they thought that JunYe was nothing when compared to their own idol. They did not expect that JunYe's status in their idol's heart was actually so high.

Oh my G.o.d! We have blackened the idol of our idol over and over again. Will he hate us? Will he be disappointed in us?

Except for some extreme fans who replied with “I have misunderstood Dongfang Edge, I did not expect that Dongfang Edge to actually like that kind of garbage, JunYe,” the rest of the Edge fans were ashamed, embarra.s.singly shutting up and did not dare to look at this matter on the radio drama network.

There were also some overly sensitive little girls who were frighten by their own delusion of their idol no longer wanting them and so, quickly ran to JunYe's weibo to  apologized, hoping to be forgiven.

Ye JunGe was too lazy to bother with these little girls and only sent a weibo saying that he didn't care about the mater being exposed.

The most unhappy group was the WuYou fans and the WuYou x Edge fans. They could not accept Dongfang Edge saying that he and Ci Xin WuYou was only “just CP in the few drama that have been played.” For the WuYou fans especially, this kind of statement made it look like Ci Xin WuYou had always been shamelessly holding onto Dongfang Edge. The blacken WuYou fans went to Dongfang Edge's weibo, thinking that the Edge fans would follow them to fight, but didn't expect to find the Edge fans to be in the middle of self-blaming and not wanting to bother with the people who misled them to offend JunYe. However, the WuYou fans did not think like this. They only thought that this was Dongfang Edge's way of expressing his guilty conscience and began to curse him more vigorously.

Ye JunGe did not pay attention to follow-up of the incident, mainly due to the system issuing random tasks.

【Ding! Found the random task “Sick in Your Body, Pain in My Heart.” Ye JunJing is sick, go to the company and see him. Do you accept?】

…what the h.e.l.l was with this mission's name?

Also, they had only confessed yesterday, why was the guy sick today?

【I know, I know, oh~ Jun Jun, beg me and I will tell you!】 004 spared no pain or effort to provoke/tease the host but was then sent flying to the side with a slap.

“Speak.”

004: …wuwuwu! Will not offend again!

【Ye JunJing was too excited last night and did not sleep at all. Early in the morning, he went downstairs to run two laps and because he only wore a thin shirt, caught a cold.】

Ye JunGe vaguely remembered that this morning, before it was even bright out, he had been awakened by Ye JunJing's thing. Ye JunJing was then apparently kicked out of bed by him? And later, rushed out of the bedroom?

…He decisively threw away the guilty feeling in his mind. En, him falling ill was definitely not his fault. It was that guys own stupidity that he wanted to go out and run. Yes, exactly so.

“I get it.” Ye JunGe found the medical kit according to the original owner's memory, rummage through to find the cold medicine, put it into his pocket, then went out with a sigh.

Ye JunGe did not drive a car, but rather went to the company by taxi.

When he arrived, he was called over to the front desk to asked if he had an appointment. This kind of going to one's own family's company and not being recognized but also being made to make an appointment, kind of feeling was very sour. 004 secretly laughed.

But was Ye JunGe the type to let others look at him and laugh?

“I am Ye JunGe.” Ye JunGe faintly smiled. The smiling expression on the receptionist's face went sluggish, looking like a love-struck fool, until Ye JunGe's smile turned impatient, and she recovered from her daze. After reacting to who Ye JunGe was, she awkwardly rushed to say h.e.l.lo.

1. arm-flinging shopkeeper // 甩手掌柜 // shuǎishǒu zhǎngguì – someone who asks others to work but does nothing himself

2. 碰到这种太阳打西边出来的事 // Pèng dào zhè zhǒng tàiyáng dǎ xībian chūlái de shì – the phrase used here was actually ‘to come across this kind of sun rising from the the west matter ‘ which basically means they saw something they didn't expect something to happen.

3. Wife slave + chikan // 妻奴+痴汉 // Qī nú + chīhàn – wife slave, a husband who is subservient to his wife; focus on his wife and loves his wife. As for Chikan, this is a j.a.panese term referring to s.e.xual hara.s.sment or other obscene act conducted against the victim's will, or a person who commits such an act.

4. His colored heart had no color // 有色心没色胆 // Yǒusè xīn méi sè dǎn – basically mean he had no courage to pursue his s.e.xual urges.

5. The man felt that his earlobe would soon become pregnant // 男人觉得自己耳朵快怀孕了// nánrén juédé zìjǐ ěrduǒ kuài huáiyùnle – Im sorry, but what? lol this just sounded so stupid. This is the same as those craze fan phrases when they listen to their idols, right? Like, ‘omg, their voice was so s.e.xy, its making me pregnant'? lol

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