The Male God's Favorable Impressions Are Difficult To Farm Chapter 1

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Prologue Volume

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“Master.”

Ye YiMing came in from outside and walked towards Ye JunGe who was sitting on the head seat. After offering a jade scroll, he respectfully stood still with his hand at his sides.

Ye JunGe was in no hurry to open it however and waved his hand for him to leave. Ye YiMing, taking advantage of the fact that he was not paying attention, seemed to unintentionally move his fingers to release an invisible spiritual force, then silently withdrew from the main hall.

In the jade scroll were news of Ye JunGe's dark plans for destroying the Righteous Path. Roughly, it explained that everything was prepared and was ready to begin at any time.

As a Big Devil Boss hiding in the Righteous Path, if Ye JunGe did not conspire to do bad things, it would be extremely unworthy to his ident.i.ty.

After many years of planning, it was finally time for him to start. Soon, his name will be known all over the Devil Kingdom and he will become the leader of Devil Cultivation. Then he will harvest a dozen little brothers and embark on the path leading to the pinnacle of life.

Just thinking about it all was really too exciting!

Quietly excited, Ye JunGe twisted his body to change his posture, uncomfortable from having sat for too long, and then continued to imagine a beautiful future.

However…

Sir Immortal Lord, have you forgotten that you are currently the leader of the Righteous Path and that your name has long been known throughout the Devil Kingdom?!

Ye JunGe readily threw the scroll away after reading it. A clever and hardworking disciple will come to clean it up in a moment anyway. The many jade scrolls that have been discarded here by him were already enough to filled up a palace. Obviously, he lived in the high-tech era, yet he did not like using electronic equipment, usually using ancient acoustic techniques or something other for letters instead. Really a case of a person unaware of their own shortcomings.

Suddenly, the jade scroll that had been thrown to the ground issued a crisp sound. It began to crack and from the fracture, an unusually tiny hairball climbed out. The hairball, upon spotting Ye JunGe, immediately became excited and before Ye JunGe could even react, it crashed into his body.

Blinded, Ye JunGe's face instantly became unsightly. He was plotted against!

Prepared to use his inner sight to find the figure of that thing, he did not expect a strange electronic sound to suddenly appear in his mind: 【Ding! System Target Locked!】

What system?!

Ye Jun Ge's vision blurred and he appeared within a dark and gray s.p.a.ce.

Was this an illusion fog?

【Ding! Thanks to your outstanding contributions to the Righteous Path all these years, you have been selected by this Righteous Path System, 004. Isn't it surprising? ~ (≧▽≦)/~】

…Ha ha.

The system did not mind Ye JunGe's coldness and continued to speak with excitement: 【Ding! Your task is: 1. To happily help others. 2. Uphold the Righteous Path…】

“Shut up.” Ye JunGe indifferently interrupted it.

The system was too happy and did not hear Ye Jun Ge. 【3…】

Ye JunGe waved a spell towards the most concentrated part of the fog and sure enough, the system obediently became quiet.

“Where is this?”

【Ding! The System s.p.a.ce.】

“Speak properly.” Ye JunGe frowned.

【Yes!】

“What is your purpose?”

System 004's spirit was shaken and was preparing to restart the language system. However, discovering Ye JunGe's unfriendly complexion, it obediently changed it's tune: 【It's just that… You're going to go to ten worlds to help me with the task of collecting energy, and then I'll let you go… _(:з」∠)_ 】

Ye JunGe's facial expression became even more insipid: “You, say it again?”

Frighten, 004's voice became lower and lower: 【Don't be like this… Let have a proper talk…】

Who wants to talk with you?

【But its useless if you don't talk with me.】 004 innocently informed him: 【My energy has almost run out so there's no way to send you back…】

“Oh? Is that so?” Ye JunGe suddenly exposed a smile, frightening 004 heavily.

【Really! QAQ If not for having no energy, would not have chosen someone crazy like you!】

So it was his fault?

For a moment, the confrontation fell into a stalemate, with one side not wanting to concede and one side unable to concede.

【That… Host…】

“Speak your words quickly.”

【You're going to have to do the job with me. _(:з」∠)_ Only ten worlds, oh~ After you finish, you can come back, la~ the journey is free, ma~ Also, all ten of these worlds derives from fictional novels. I can provide you with the plot and the memories of the people you will possess. All other offers are negotiable~】

Ye JunGe did not have anything to express.

【If you don't go with me now, I can just stun you and take you away, so…】

“Oh, so originally you wanted to stun me and take me away?”

Oh no! It slipped out.

004 quickly remedied: 【I'm just saying it! I wouldn't have told you if I was going to do it. After all, if the host cooperates, the tasks can be completed faster…】

Ye JunGe was disinclined to argue with it. After a moment of pondering, he asked: “So you're saying that my mission is to help you acc.u.mulate energy? Then what are my benefits? And don't tell me it's the free traveling.”

【Er…】 Oh right, what benefits can it give to the host…

“Also, the main mission you gave me must change.” Uphold the Righteous Path? This the opening to what interstellar joke?

【Well, the mission is easy to change…】 You want to play, then play however you want!

004 promised reluctantly and Ye Jun Ge brows rose as he meticulously came up with some plans. In any case, he was so busy, he wanted some fun and the system seemed very interesting and could be used to kill his boredom. But first he would need to find a way to trick it.

“Like this is good. Since you are the Righteous Path System, you definitely can't do bad things.” Ye JunGe a.n.a.lyzed.

004 repeated nodded and discovered that the host was incorrect. It seems like… it can do bad thing if it wants… Eh, lets forget about it and not tell the host. Let the host be sweet and silly, a ha ha…

Ye JunGe continued to a.n.a.lyze: “In that case, change the task to interfering with the world. You see, since they will be novel worlds, there will naturally be many pitiful supporting roles and you, as the Righteous Path System, should you not help them change their miserable fates?”

004 intuitively retorted: 【But some supporting roles deserve their miserable fates!】

“He he.” Ye Jun Ge only returned these two words.

【…isn't it so?】 004 asked weakly.

“For the supporting roles to do bad things is nothing more than the author's plot arrangement.”

A good reason, it was completely unable to refute…

“So why do you think they deserve it?”

Er…

“It's time to save them.” Ye Jun Ge looked at 004 encouragingly. This system was too easily tricked. “This is the true meaning of your Righteous Path System.”

004 was completely swindled. It froze for a long time before suddenly rejoicing: 【That's right! Host, you're right! This is the meaning of my existence! Okay, it's decided! Changing the main task to distorting the world!】

Ye Jun Ge smiled. Con success.

【Alright, la ~(≧▽≦)/~ Jun Jun, you are really too smart! In the future, you will be my Male G.o.d, la~】

“Jun Jun?” Ye Jun Ge's face cracked for an instant.

The excited but unaware 004: 【Then Jun Jun can we begin our task yet? I'm ready!】

“I can… but you still haven't thought of how to repay me yet.”

【Oh right! But I can't think of anything! What do you want, Jun Jun?】

“Actually, there is nothing right now but after I complete the task, you just have to promise me one condition.” Ye Jun Ge thought for a moment. “You must be able to complete this condition.”

004, using its insufficient IQ to think about it, felt that this deal was very worthwhile and immediately agreed to it.

“We can start, but 004, do you even have the energy to send me to the mission world?”

【Of course! My remaining energies can allow you to cross several world!】

“So,” Ye Jun Ge smiled again. “Saying you had no energy to send me back was a lie?”

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Was discovered _(:з」∠)_

【Jun Jun, Wuwuwu… you listen to my explanation!】

“No need to explain. I understand everything.”

Oh no _(:з」∠)_ Is it too late to apologize now?

“What is there to say?” Ye Jun Ge sighed. This stupidly cute thing is really… stupid, ah. “Okay, get some things from my palace's private storehouse and bring them along.”

Anything you are without in life will obviously affect the quality of life. Ye Jun Ge was partial to pleasure, so of course he would not let himself be uncomfortable.

Not learning from its mistakes, 004 eyes immediately brighten: 【Then, can it be divided and shared with me? Those elixirs and magical items can be broken down into energy.】

The corner of Ye Jun Ge's mouth drew out. This system, possibly, might have a promising future after all.

“As you wish.”

Ye JunGe had over 17-18 private storehouses anyway, but there was only one in this palace.

004 cheered, toss out a few words and went to pick a few things.

【Then I'll go ahead and transfer you now. The transferring time will be quite long so by the time I finish gathering all the good things, you would more or less finish transferring by then~】

“Okay.”

Ye JunGe cherished words like they were gold and no longer continued talking to it. It was always better to a.s.similate IQ then waste it.

【Ding! Quick Transmigration has been started. Automatically selecting world. World rating range: F-Cla.s.s, please wait…】

【Ding! An F Cla.s.s world has been selected, type: Cozy Pampering and Net Dubbing[1].】

【Ding! The first time entering a mission world, the default is a Novice World and transmission does not consume contribution points.】

【Ding! Starting the transfer… 10, 9, 8… 3, 2, 1. Transfer complete. I wish you a happy time!】

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1. Net Dubbing // 网配 // wǎng pèi – is short for 网络配音(wǎngluò pèiyīn). Also known as network distribution, relating to those who work in radio drama/plays and voice-over/dubbing. Most of the netizens who partic.i.p.ated in the online radio drama dubbing do not have a professional background. They just partic.i.p.ated in the dubbing with a pa.s.sion for storytelling with their voice and sounds and all they need is a microphone and an editing and sound software.

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