My Girlfriend Is Really A Superstar Chapter 11

Chapter 11 Little brother, I will become your girlfriend

Tang Baobao had learned from his experience and put the phone close to his ears to listen to her voice. He secretly looked at his mother and found her to be acting fishy.

Tang Chaoren: Ok, I agree this is your voice, let's stop talking, and we can go our separate ways.

Mu Kexin: But I have already promised to be your girlfriend

As Tang Baobao heard what she had to say, he found a presence behind his back and he turned back to see who it was.

"Mom, what are you doing?"

"Nothing, you can carry on Baobao." Luo Bai was extremely happy, her young son had actually kept her in the dark regarding him having a girlfriend.

Tang Baobao really wanted to cry, but no tears came out. 'What was all this about?'

Tang Chaoren: When did I ask you to be my girlfriend? Don't you feel vexed about it?

Mu Kexin: Regardless of anything, on that day, I had promised to be your girlfriend if you lend me money.

Tang Chaoren: So it turns out this was the reason, I will give you the money back, can you stop wanting to be my girlfriend?

Mu Kexin: Sorry, no returns

Tang Chaoren: Don't you have the three-guarantee service: repair, exchange, refund.

Mu Kexin stared blankly at the mobile screen thinking did he really treat herself as a commodity.

Mu Kexin: Brother, after shipment, there will be no refunds.

Tang Chaoren: You are forcing me to take you as my girlfriend!!

Mu Kexin: Little brother, didn't you tell me you did not have a girlfriend? I can give you a trial run. So when you truly have a girlfriend, you will not act shy.

Tang Chaoren: How do you know that I will be shy?

Immediately changed his stance.

Mu Kexin had a crafty smile on her face seeing him change his decision. How could anything be hidden from this Miss's piercing eyes?

Mu Kexin: Oh my G.o.d! Why are you so shy about it? Let this lady be your virtual girlfriend to ensure you can pick up a beautiful woman in reality.

Tang Baobao chose to be quiet and think about it. This person might really be a woman considering the way she had been acting and speaking up to now, as for online dating, although it is not reliable, he would nevertheless gain some experience in dating a girl.

Tang Chaoren: Well then I will be reluctantly be your boyfriend, however, I will only be your virtual boyfriend.

Mu Kexin felt that she had to coerce a child in taking a bitter pellet. It was so hard just to convince him to make her his virtual girlfriend.

Mu Kexin went to boil water and then soaked instant noodles in it before continuing the conversation: First of all, you need to change the way you address me.

Tang Baobao was not comfortable in speaking with her, thus he typed: Then what should I call you?

"Call me 'Little Princess.'" Mu Kexin spoke jovially.

Tang Chaoren: 'Little Princess'

I told you to call me 'Little Princess.' Why are you typing it for me? Can typed words convey the affection that the human voice expresses?

Tang Chaoren: Experience the feelings through your heart.

Mu Kexin was so angry that she lost the mood to eat instant noodles, she wished he remained single for a lifetime.

"You will never have a girlfriend if you go on like this, so first of all, you need to correct your att.i.tude."

Tang Baobao looked at his mother before going to his bedroom and closing the door from the inside.

Luo Bai took advantage of the situation and stuck her ears on the door of his bedroom. Her face had an extremely serious expression as she concentrated on listening the conversation.

Tang Baobao walked inside the balcony and made sure that none of his neighbors were around there before speaking in a low stiff tone, "Little Princess."

Mu Kexin rolled her eyes "Why does sit sound like you are mourning the death of someone when you call me little princess. Can you speak more affectionately?"

To be honest, Mu Kexin felt that the voice of Tang Baobao was quite pleasant too hear, she felt it was very charming.

Tang Baobao spoke in a low tone, "How do I speak affectionately?"

Mu Kexin spoke, "You can fantasize that I am your girlfriend."

After Mu Kexin said that she felt silent, she had asked a man to fantasize about herself, was she going crazy?

Baobao thought that it was impossible to imagine that

Tang Baobao started typing again: Can we talk about something else? How about we cultivate our feelings first?

Mu Kexin eyes lit up. She had never talked with the opposite s.e.x about feelings and she couldn't stop herself from thinking what it would be like. She laughed mischievously as she thought about it.

"How do you want to cultivate feelings?" Mu Kexin always used voice to converse with Tang Baobao rather than type. One reason was that she was lazy and the other was that she wanted Tang Baobao to be captivated by her voice.

He did not know what to do and thus typed, "What should I do?"

"First, you need to send a photo to me."

Tang Baobao thought that sending a photo was not a big deal. He searched for a handsome photo because although she was an online girlfriend, she was still his girlfriend and he wanted to leave a decent impression on her.

"Oh! You don't look bad." Mu Kexin who was eating noodles ridiculed.

"Send me one of your pictures." In fact, Tang Baobao was also curious of the other party's looks.

Mu Kexin sent another one of her pictures quickly.

Tang Baobao looked at the photo of the mixed-race beauty and spoke helplessly, "Why are you so fixated with the photos of Mu Kexin, can you stop sending them because this act is getting boring now."

"I am Mu Kexin, it is up to you to believe it or not."

"I don't believe it." Tang Baobao did not insist her to send photos of herself. He believed as it was online dating their enthusiasm might be short lived.

"Oh! It is really surprising to see you grieving, what will you do if Mu Kexin really became your girlfriend?"

Tang Baobao replied," I will live 30 years less than I normally would have."

"Why will you live 30 years less?"

"I will be sucked to death by her."

Mu Kexin did not respond for quite some time as she pondered its meaning. She finally understood what he meant and cursed him inside her heart for being so shameless.

"Do you like Mu Kexin so much?"

Tang Baobao was really speechless, why was her conversation so centered on Mu Kexin, was she really a fan of Mu Kexin?

"I liking her is out of the question. However, I do feel that she is very beautiful."

Mu Kexin was delighted to hear him praise her beauty."

"Why do you feel she is beautiful? Could you speak about it in detail?"

"You are sick. Why do I have to speak this in detail?" Tang Baobao was speechless upon hearing that.

Mu Kexin replied, "You need to talk about it, so that I can clearly diagnose your disease and administer the right medicine to cure it.[1]"

Tang Baobao thought about the answer for a while before saying "Mu Kexin is a mixed race beauty. This is her greatest advantage and uniqueness. She is also very tall especially her legs are extremely long and pleasing to men's eyes. I have only seen about two episodes of her acting in TV and I was amazed by the way she acted.

Mu Kexin's heart felt comfort knowing that this smoldering dense man had such great views on her. Her heart had been till now cursing him to die while she never spoke such words to him with her mouth. She did not how he will react if he sees her. Will he be terrified upon meeting her? Probably.

"Tang Chaoren, do you dare to meet me?" Mu Kexin directly cut to the chase.

Tang Baobao frowned, "Do you want to play angel jump."[2]

"What is angel jump?" Mu Kexin was confused, she immediately searched the term in Baidu[3] and her face became ashen black.

Tang Baobao felt that online dating should only stay online. Why did she want to meet me?, his face had changed dramatically upon her invitation.

"I am asking you if you dare!" Mu Kexin could only pull out the dare tactic from her cards.

Although Tang Baobao felt still afraid but her questioning his capability and courage indeed got him to accept her proposal.

"Come on, Name a place and I will arrive there!" Tang Baobao spoke with sudden courage.

"Ok. I am buying tickets of the 12 o clock movie at the Volkswagen Cinema today."

"Now that I have decided to come, you are booking the ticket of a midnight cinema, you are very dirty." Tang Baobao did not expect the other party to meet him at midnight in the cinema. He was feeling goose b.u.mps all over his body.

"Your mind is dirty. It is perfectly normal to watch a romantic film so late at night. I have bought the whole 6th row of 8 seats with your name.

Tang Baobao opened the popular movie "The Stars" in his cinema app and he discovered that the whole 6th row had indeed been booked.

[1] Here Mu Kexin is essentially saying that she will help Tang Baobao understand the problem he has when goes out dating and give him a plan so that he can succeed. We all know she just wants to hear him praise herself.

[2] Xian ren tiao (literally angel jump) is a fraud scheme where a woman offers s.e.xual services and then her partner, usually a man, will come and extort money or kidnap the individual.

[3] Equivalent to Google in China