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CHAPTER THIRTY.
This world and the next - and after that all all our troubles will be over our troubles will be over (Attributed to General Gordon's aunt) No KNOCK. KNOCK. T THE door opened. Strange entered. door opened. Strange entered.
'Haven't they mentioned it yet, Morse? The pubs are open all day on Sundays now.'
As Strange carefully balanced his bulk on the chair opposite, Morse lauded his luck that Lewis had taken the Owens material down the corridor for photocopying.
'Just catching up on a bit of routine stuff, sir.'
'Really?'
'Why are you you here?' here?'
'It's the wife,' confided Strange. 'Sunday afternoons she always goes round the house dusting everything. Including me!'
Morse was smiling dutifully as Strange continued: 'Making progress?'
'Following up a few things, yes.'
'Mm ... Is your brain as bright as it used to be?'
'I'm sure it's not.'
'Mm ... You don't look look quite so bright, either.' quite so bright, either.'
'We're all getting older.' 'Worse luck!'
'Not really, surely? "No wise man ever wished to be younger."'
'b.l.o.o.d.y nonsense!'
'Not my nonsense - Jonathan Swift's.'
Elbows on the desk, Strange rested his large head on his large hands.
'I'm probably finishing in September, I suppose you'd heard.'
Morse nodded. 'I'm glad they're letting you go.'
'What the 'ell's that that supposed to mean?' supposed to mean?'
'Well, I should think Mrs Strange'll be pleased to have you around, won't she? Retirement, you know ... Getting up late and watching all the other poor sods go off to work, especially on Monday mornings. That sort of thing. It's what we all work for, I suppose. What we all wait for.'
You mean,' muttered Strange, 'that's 'that's what I've been flogging me guts out all this time for - thirty-two years of it? I used to do your sort of job, you know. Caught nearly as many murderers as you in me day. It's just that I used to do it a bit different, that's all. Mostly used to wait till they came to what I've been flogging me guts out all this time for - thirty-two years of it? I used to do your sort of job, you know. Caught nearly as many murderers as you in me day. It's just that I used to do it a bit different, that's all. Mostly used to wait till they came to me. me. No problem, often as not jealousy, booze, s.e.x, next-door neighbour between the sheets with the missus. No problem, often as not jealousy, booze, s.e.x, next-door neighbour between the sheets with the missus. Motive- Motive- that's what it's all about' that's what it's all about'
'Not always quite so easy, though, is it?' ventured Morse, who had heard the sermon several times before.
'Certainly not when you're you're around, matey!' around, matey!'
"This case needs some very careful handling, sir. Lots of sensitive enquiries-'
'Such as?'
'About Owens, for a start.'
'You've got some new evidence?'
'One or two vague rumours, yes.'
'Mm ... I heard a vague rumour myself this afternoon. I heard Owens' place got burgled. I suppose you've heard that, too?' He peered at Morse over his half-lenses.
"Yes."
'Only one thing pinched. Hm! A clock, Morse.' Yes.'
"We've only got one or two clock specialists on the patch, as far as I remember. Or is it just the one?' "The one?'
You've not seen him - since they let him out again?'
'Ah, Johnson! Yes. I shall have to call round to see him pretty soon, I suppose.'
"What about tomorrow? He's probably your man, isn't he?'
'I'm away tomorrow.' 'Oh?'
'London. Soho, as a matter of fact. Few things to check out.'
'I don't know why you don't let Sergeant Lewis do all that sort of tedious leg-work.'
Morse felt the Chief Superintendent's small, shrewd eyes upon him.
'Division of labour. Someone's got to do it.'
You know,' said Strange, 'if I hadn't got a Supers' meeting in the morning, I'd join you. See the sights ... and everything.'
'I don't think Mrs Strange'd approve.' 'What makes you think I'd tell her?' 'She's - she's not been all that well, has she?' Strange slowly shook his head, and looked down at the carpet.
'What about you, sir?'
'Me? I'm fine, apart from going deaf and going bald and haemorrhoids and blood pressure. Bit overweight, too, perhaps. What about you?'
'I'm fine.'
'How's the drinking going?' 'Going? It's going, er...'
' "Quickly"? Is that the word you're looking for?' 'That's the word.'
Strange appeared about to leave. And - blessedly! -Lewis (Morse realized) must have been aware of the situation, since he had put in no appearance.
But Strange was not quite finished: 'Do you ever worry how your liver's coping with all this booze?'
'We've all got to the of something, they say.'
'Do you ever think about that - about dying?'
'Occasionally.'
'Do you believe in life after death?' Morse smiled. 'There was a sign once that Slough Borough Council put up near one of the churches there: NO ROAD BEYOND THE CEMETERY.'.
You don't think there is, then?' 'No,' answered Morse simply.
'Perhaps it's just as well if there isn't - you know, rewards and punishments and all that sort of thing.' 'I don't want much reward, anyway.'
'Depends on your ambition. You never had much o' that, did you?' 'Early on, I did.'
You could've got to the top, you know that.'
'Not doing ajob I enjoyed, I couldn't. I'm not a form-filler, am I? Or a committee-man. Or a clipboard-man.'
'Or a procedure-man,' procedure-man,' added Strange slowly, as he struggled to his feet. added Strange slowly, as he struggled to his feet.
'Pardon?'
'b.l.o.o.d.y piles!'
Morse persisted. 'What did you mean, sir?'
'Extraordinary, you know, the sort of high-tech stuff we've got in the Force these days. We've got a machine here that even copies colour photos. You know, like the one- Oh! Didn't I mention it, Morse? I had a very pleasant little chat with Sergeant Lewis in the photocopying room just before I came in here. By the look of things, you've got quite a few alternatives to go on there.'
'Quite a lot of "choices", sir. Strictly speaking, you only have "alternatives" if you've just got the two options.'
'f.u.c.k off, Morse!'
That evening Morse was in bed by 9.45 p.m., slowly reading but a few more pages of Juliet Barker's The Brontes, The Brontes, before stopping at one sentence, and reading it again: before stopping at one sentence, and reading it again: Charlotte remarked, 'I am sorry you have changed your residence as I shall now again lose my way in going up and down stairs, and stand in great tribulation, contemplating several doors, and not knowing which to open.'
It seemed as good a place to stop as any; and Morse was soon nodding off, in a semi-upright posture, the thick book dropping on to the duvet, the whisky on his bedside table (unprecedentedly) unfinished.
CHAPTER T THIRTY-ONE.
A time Older than the time of chronometers, older Than time counted by anxious worried women Lying awake, calculating the future, Trying to unweave, unwind, unravel And piece together the past and the future ('I. S. Eliot, The Dry Salvages) The Dry Salvages) THE RESULT OF one election had already been declared, with Mr Ivan Thomas, the Labour candidate, former unsuccessful aspirant to munic.i.p.al honours, now preparing to a.s.sume his dudes as councillor for the Gosforth ward at Kidlington, near Oxford. one election had already been declared, with Mr Ivan Thomas, the Labour candidate, former unsuccessful aspirant to munic.i.p.al honours, now preparing to a.s.sume his dudes as councillor for the Gosforth ward at Kidlington, near Oxford.
At Lonsdale College, five miles further south, in the golden heart of Oxford, the likely outcome of another election was still very much in the balance, with the wives of the two nominees very much - and not too discreetly, perhaps - to the fore in the continued canva.s.sing. As it happened, each of them (like Morse) was in bed - or in a a bed - comparatively early that Sunday evening. bed - comparatively early that Sunday evening.
Sh.e.l.ly Cornford was always a long time in the bathroom, manipulating her waxed flossing-ribbon in between and up and down her beautifully healthy teeth. When finally she came into the bedroom, her husband was sitting up against the pillows reading the Sunday Times Sunday Times Books Section. He watched her as she took off her purple Jaeger dress, and then unfastened her black bra, her b.r.e.a.s.t.s bursting free. So very nearly he said something at that point; but the back of his mouth was suddenly dry, and he decided not to. Anyway, it had been only a small incident, and his wife was probably completely unaware of how she could affect some other men - with a touch, a look, a movement of her body. But he'd never been a jealous man. Books Section. He watched her as she took off her purple Jaeger dress, and then unfastened her black bra, her b.r.e.a.s.t.s bursting free. So very nearly he said something at that point; but the back of his mouth was suddenly dry, and he decided not to. Anyway, it had been only a small incident, and his wife was probably completely unaware of how she could affect some other men - with a touch, a look, a movement of her body. But he'd never been a jealous man.
Not if he could help it.
She got into bed in her Oxford blue pyjamas and briefly turned towards him.
'Why wasn't Julian at dinner tonight?'
'Up in Durham - some conference he was speaking at. He's back tonight - Angela's picking him up from the station, so she said.'
'Oh.'
'Why do you ask?'
'No reason, darling. Night-night! Sweet dreams, my sweetie!'
She blew a kiss across the narrow s.p.a.ce between their beds, turned her back towards him, and snuggled her head into the green pillows.
'Don't be too long with the light, please.'
A few minutes later she was lying still, breathing quite rhythmically, and he thought she was asleep.
As quietly as he could, he manoeuvred himself down beneath the bedclothes, and straightway turned off the light. And tried, tried far too hard, to go to sleep himself...
... After evensong earlier that same evening in the College Chapel, the Fellows and their guests had been invited (as was the custom) to the Master's Lodge, where they partook of a gla.s.s of sherry before dining at 7.30 p.m. at the top-table in the main hall, the students seated on the long rows of benches below them. It was just before leaving the Master's Lodge that Denis had looked round for his wife and found her by the fireplace speaking to David Mackenzie, one of the younger dons, a brilliant mathematician, of considerable corpulence, who hastily folded the letter he had been showing to Sh.e.l.ly and put it away.
Nothing in that, perhaps? Not in itself, no. But he, Denis Cornford, knew what was in the letter. And that, for the simplest of all reasons, since Mackenzie had shown him the same scented purple sheets in the SCR the previous week; and Cornford could recall pretty accurately, though naturally not verbatim, the pa.s.sage he'd been invited to consider. Clearly the letter had been, thus far, the highlight of Mackenzie's term: Remember what you scribbled on my menu that night? Your handwriting was a bit wobbly(!) and I couldn't quite make out just that one word: 'I'd love to take you out and make a f- of you'. I think think it was it was 'fuss' and it certainly begins with an 'f'. Could be naughty; could be perfectly innocent. Please Please enlighten me! enlighten me!
Surely it was ridiculous to worry about such a thing. But there was something else. The two of them had been giggling together like a pair of adolescents, and looking at each other, and she had put a hand on his arm. And it was almost as if they had established a curious kind of intimacy from which he, Denis Cornford, was temporarily excluded.
Could be naughty.
Could be perfectly innocent...
'Would you still love me if I'd got a spot on my nose?'
'Depends how big it was, my love.'
'But you still want my body, don't you,' she whispered, 'in spite of my varicose veins?'
Metaphorically, as he lay beside her, Sir Clixby sidestepped her full-frontal a.s.sault as she turned herself towards him.
"You're a very desirable woman, and what's more you know it!' He moved his hands down her naked shoulders and fondled the curves of her bosom.
'I hope I hope I can still do something for you,' she whispered. 'After all, you've promised to do something for me, haven't you?' can still do something for you,' she whispered. 'After all, you've promised to do something for me, haven't you?'
Perhaps Sir Clixby should have been a diplomat: 'Do you know something? I thought the Bishop was never going to finish tonight, didn't you? I shall have to have a word with the Chaplain. G.o.d knows where he found hind' hind'