Dead Air Part 3

And with that, she was gone.

A minute later, I realized her car keys were still sitting on the counter.

"Can you cover the morning news? The eight o'clock drive time? Everyone's out on a.s.signment this morning. Things are really hopping at the police station, and I think the mayor's gonna give a statement later today." Cyrus Still's voice boomed over the phone, crashing through my sleep-fogged brain with such force, it made my teeth hurt. Someone told me that Cyrus has permanent hearing loss from covering so many rock concerts in his younger days and that's why he always sounds like he's shouting into a hurricane.

"Wha--" I sat straight up in bed, winced, and glanced at the clock. Six a.m. I was barely conscious and my station manager wanted to discuss the news of the day. I didn't know which was more remarkable: the fact that Cyrus expected me to be coherent at the crack of dawn or the fact that I was working for someone who actually says things like "really hopping."

I desperately needed an infusion of caffeine, an adrenaline rush, and oh, yeah, a functioning brain. "I can be there in forty-five," I told him, running a brush through my hopelessly matted hair as I searched for my terry robe.

Thank G.o.d it's radio and not television, I thought, taking in my pale skin and sunken eyes in the wall mirror. A vision of loveliness. I'd fallen asleep watching Conan O'Brien and had barely woken up when Lark had tiptoed in, sometime after midnight.

Something niggled at the edges of my consciousness. News . . . the police station . . . the mayor. "Cyrus, what's going on?" I asked, padding along the terra-cotta tiled floor to the kitchen. No sign of Lark and no coffee brewing. Lark and I have an arrangement. Whoever wakes up first makes the coffee, and today that would be me. Lark's door was firmly shut.

"You mean you haven't heard the news?" Cyrus sounded incredulous.

I stifled a jaw-popping yawn. "Haven't a clue. Fill me in."

"The guru," he barked. "He's dead."

"Dead? Guru Sanjay is dead? Guru Sanjay the guy I interviewed?"

I couldn't get my mind around the fact. He'd seemed perfectly healthy yesterday, if a trifle overweight with a florid complexion that probably hinted at metabolic syndrome. But he couldn't really be dead, could he?

In Heal the Cosmos, Guru Sanjay insisted that death is just a state of mind, a transition of energy from one form to another. I wondered what this would do to his book sales.

"How many other gurus do you know?"

Ah, point taken. So Guru Sanjay was dead and was now part of that ultimate cosmic consciousness he always talked about. Now he was just a tiny (well, maybe not so tiny) blip of energy, flashing around the universe like a manic firefly. Ironic, isn't it?

But there was still Cyrus's nagging comment about cops and the mayor. I forced myself to focus. "Why are the police involved?"

I was cradling the phone on my shoulder so I could spoon half Dunkin' Donuts decaf and half French vanilla high voltage into the coffeepot when I heard someone pounding on the front door.

Mrs. Higgins! We have an eighty-year-old neighbor who loves to go for early-morning walks and sometimes forgets to take her key. Lark, pet.i.te little thing that she is, always manages to find an unlatched window in Mrs. Higgins's house and squeezes in, saving the day.

"Look, Maggie, I'll explain it when you get here, okay? Make it snappy."

"Just give me the short answer. I can't stand the suspense." The hammering on the door intensified, a maddening counterpoint to the drilling noise in my head.

"The short answer is, Guru Sanjay Gingii may have been murdered!"

With that Cyrus hung up.

I ignored the pounding, filled the pot with filtered water, pressed the red b.u.t.ton, and padded to the door. Six in the morning, a dead guru, and a forgetful neighbor. Things couldn't possibly get worse.

They could and they did.

Standing on my doorstep, looking way too s.e.xy for such an early hour, was none other than Cypress Grove's finest, Detective Rafe Martino.

Chapter 4.

My first thought (after noticing that he looked like a million bucks) was that I was looking my absolute worst. Pale, shiny morning face, bed head, and a ratty yellow bathrobe decorated with faded blue ducks that had seen better days.

"Sorry to wake you, Dr. Walsh," he said, not looking the least bit repentant. "May we come in?"

I shielded my eyes from the glaring sunshine and noticed he had a uniformed cop with him, a gangly guy who looked about twelve in his scratchy blue serge uniform.

"Officer Duane Brown," he said, gesturing to the Opie look-alike who was shifting uncomfortably from one foot to the other and mopping his forehead with a white handkerchief. It was early morning, but they were predicting a scorcher and the day already had a hazy glow to it.

"What's this about?" I said quietly, not wanting to blast him with morning breath. (Although when you think of it, what does he expect, when he comes barging into someone's house at this unG.o.dly hour?) "It's about a homicide investigation," Detective Martino snapped, suddenly all business. "Could we come inside?"

I reluctantly stepped back, yanking the robe more tightly around me. He must be talking about Guru Sanjay! "If this is about the guru, I don't know anything about it."

I regretted the idiotic remark the second the words flew out of my mouth. Why did I immediately a.s.sume it was about Sanjay Gingii? Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

Maybe Martino wasn't up on his Shakespeare, because he lifted his shoulders in a slow shrug and made a noncommittal sound.

"But you can come in, since you seem determined to," I said inhospitably. I glanced over my shoulder toward Lark's door and thought I saw it open a tiny crack. Was she standing there listening to our conversation or was I imagining it?

"Where were you last night?" Detective Martino asked abruptly. He moved past me into the living room, eased himself into the green and white wicker love seat, and whipped out a tiny notebook.

I noticed Officer Brown took a cushiony armchair and looked like he was ready to settle in for the long haul. Were they going to play good cop, bad cop? (Or have I been watching too much Law & Order?) "I was here. I came straight home after my shift at WYME. I ate a pizza, watched TV, and then went to bed." Dear G.o.d, he was writing all this down! Now all of Cypress Grove would know about my nonexistent social life.

"No unusual occurrences?" Opie asked.

I had the feeling he'd piped up just to be saying something. Martino shot him a look and he sank a little deeper into the armchair. He was so slight, the padded arms engulfed him, threatening to swallow him whole like an amoeba.

"Well, just one. They forgot to put extra cheese on my pizza."

"Do I write that down?" he asked Martino, who silenced him with a look.

"So . . . you're claiming you were alone?"

"I'm not claiming I was alone. I was alone."

"I see." A beat of silence fell between us. His eyes skimmed over my terry bathrobe, and there was a wry twist in his voice. The corner of his mouth quirked, and I knew exactly what he was thinking: No wonder she is alone!

The notion of me having a hot date was about as likely as Mother Teresa pledging Delta Gamma.

He stared at me and I stared back. He had a strong mouth and, of course, those smoldering eyes. Wary, watchful eyes. Cop eyes.

"So," he continued, staring at his notebook as if for inspiration, "what can you tell me about Guru Sanjay Gingii?"

He stumbled over the tongue twister of a name, but I resisted the impulse to smile. I had the uneasy feeling that I was in trouble, even though for once in my life, I was completely innocent.

The only thing I could possibly be charged with was being a fashion disaster in a tatty terry bathrobe and yellow flip-flops, but as far as I knew, that wasn't a criminal offense.

"Besides the fact that he's dead?" I said wittily. My mother always said my sense of humor would be the death of me, and I wondered whether she could be right.

"You knew all about that," Martino said flatly. "It was the first thing you mentioned when we came to the door."

"Well, of course I knew about it," I shot back, feeling a little bubble of anger rising in me. "It's on all the news outlets, and Cyrus Still called me this morning to tell me about it."

I glanced at the smiling Mexican sun G.o.d wall clock over the brick fireplace. "In fact, I'm supposed to be at the station doing a live broadcast in thirty minutes."

"Don't let us stop you," Opie piped up again. I could tell he was trying to put on a low, testosterone-charged David Caruso voice, but his voice cracked in an embarra.s.sing squeak.

"Am I free to go, then?" I asked. If I didn't bother with hair and makeup, I could still make it to the station on time.

Martino stared at me, his face a picture of calm innocence. He made no move to get up; he just sat there, tapping his pen against the cover of his notebook. "Of course you're free to leave," he said easily; "this is your house."

He laughed at his own wit. Move over, Jay Leno!

"I mean are you going to leave?" I asked pointedly. Did I imagine it, or did his dark eyes flicker to the bedroom right behind me to the left? I felt as if we were playing a Tom and Jerry game, and I didn't like being Jerry.

"Just one more question," he said, dragging out the words like Columbo. "Where was your roommate last night?" He glanced down to check his notes. "Lark Merriweather."

"Lark?" I repeated, stalling for time. Opie leaned forward eagerly in his chair, muscles tensed as if he were a cougar sizing up a wildebeest, or maybe he just smelled the delightful aroma of French vanilla creme brewing in the kitchen.

The sooner I got these two out the door, the better! I planned on grabbing a cup of coffee and hitting the road in five minutes flat.

"Lark was . . ."

"Yes?" Martino said lazily. He was eyeing me carefully, and I could tell that his bulls.h.i.t detector was in hyperdrive.

"Well . . ." I faltered, my chest tightening as my pulse thudded. Martino's eyes narrowed a little, and I tried to keep my expression neutral.

Did I dare tell them that Lark had disappeared for a few hours? Why did I have the sneaking feeling that they already knew that? Was this some sort of trap? I hesitated, and then Martino frowned, something registering in his dark eyes as he looked past me. I resisted the impulse to look around and took a deep breath.

"Lark and I . . . ," I began.

Then I heard the bedroom door fling open behind me, and Lark walked into the living room. She looked pale and tired and was wearing a gray Juicy sweat suit that only highlighted the dark circles under her eyes.

"You don't have to answer that," she said quietly. "Go to work, Maggie; I'll handle this." She pulled over a bar stool from the breakfast nook and slumped into it. She looked like she hadn't slept a wink, and even her choppy blond tresses appeared limp and dejected.

Both Martino and Opie jumped to their feet.

"Are you Lark Merriweather?" Martino asked, his voice hard and metallic. When Lark nodded, Martino and Opie positioned themselves on either side of her.

I didn't like the look of this, and I wouldn't put it past Martino to slip a pair of cuffs on her. I was still smarting from the embarra.s.sing perp walk he had put me through at the station yesterday.

"We have some questions for you, Ms. Merriweather," Martino said, "about your whereabouts last night."

"She was here," I said, my brain finally kicking into gear. "I just told you we had dinner together."

Lark glanced at me, her forehead creased. Her expression was hollow, guarded, as if she was afraid of what was going to happen next.

She was telegraphing something to me with her eyes, but all I could pick up on was an emotion I had never a.s.sociated with her. Uncertainty? Dismay? Naked fear?

I felt like my brain had been taken over by alien body s.n.a.t.c.hers who had tinkered with my neurotransmitters and now I was incapable of forming a coherent thought. Think, Maggie, think!

I hesitated, uncertain of my next move, and Martino pounced as if he'd been reading my mind.

"Be careful what you say, Dr. Walsh, unless you want to be charged as an accessory." His voice was like shards of ice.

"An accessory to what?"

"To murder. The murder of Guru Sanjay Gingii."

My heart stuttered, but I held my ground. "That's ridiculous! Neither one of us knows anything about his death. I interviewed the man on my radio show yesterday, and that's the last I saw of him."

"Maybe that's the last you saw of him, but I bet Ms. Merriweather here has a different story to tell." Opie looked pleased with himself, and I felt like I'd been sucker punched.

"Lark, tell them you don't know anything about this!"

"Just stay out of this, Maggie," she said in a weary voice. "Go to work. I know they need you at the station."

"But I can't just leave you here alone with . . . Batman and Robin!" I blurted out.

Martino flashed me a c.o.c.ky smile and Opie smirked. "Oh, don't worry about that, Dr. Walsh. You won't be leaving her here with us. We're taking her down to the station for questioning."

Chapter 5.

"They can't possibly believe Lark did it," I moaned to Vera Mae half an hour later.

I'd just finished the rush-hour traffic report, filled in for Big Jim Wilc.o.x on the sports desk, and then covered the breaking news of the day: "Visiting Guru Turns Up Dead."

Vera Mae peered over my shoulder to read the copy, sucked in her cheeks, and twitched her nose as if she had caught the odor of rotting fish heads. "Visiting guru turns up dead?" She snorted scornfully. "Oh, honey, you must be upset!"

Okay, it wasn't my best effort. I knew my writing was as flat and boring as a fried mackerel, but my creative juices just weren't flowing this morning.

Irina had come up with a breezier opening line: "Sanjay Says Sayonara!" It had some nice alliteration going for it, but Cyrus had nixed it because he felt it sounded too flippant.

Since all we had from Martino and company was radio silence, we didn't have many newsworthy details about the crime scene, and the piece about Guru's Sanjay's death took up less than two minutes of airtime.

Ray, the summer intern in the news department, had cobbled together some clips, and I'd included a quote from Guru Sanjay's publicist, who said they were rushing a posthumous biography into print ($7.99 and available at fine bookstores everywhere).