Consort Overturning the World Chapter 8

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Chapter 8 – Males Up, Females Down

She opened her eyes, just in time to see the Xiao Xuan that could overturn all living things, her nose immediately starting to run with translucent fluids, however what she didn't notice was that her entire mind was on that one sentence she said earlier.

Not the sentence itself, but the sound of the sentence…… a male?

!!!!!!!! Bolt! From! The! Blue!
(T/N: it's an idiom, I didn't know it before so for those of you who don't know it either, it basically means that something's really unexpected)

She unexpectedly b.u.mped into a male? And he had also carefully examined her from head to toe? My G.o.d!

Yan Xuan struggled, wanting to leave this place immediately, her both hand being held by one of his hands above her head. He squinted, his eyes like a smile but not a smile, "taking advantage, thinking of running?"

In the end, who was the one taking advantage!? Yan Xuan was furious, "if you woke up earlier, how come you didn't block my two……" evil claws.

He didn't speak, leisurely doing nothing but lifting his hand, fair jade wrist, slender fingers, Yan Xuan looked at them blankly.

The fingertip gently poked her between the eyebrows, copying the movement that she had did to him earlier, from the eyes, nose, mouth, one by one falling, looking as if all of his soul was centered in his fingertip, the place seeming as if it were burnt by a fire, contrasting with his cold finger.

Ashamed, she wished she could find a seam in the mattress to burrow into.

The finger only stopped at her collarbone, Yan Xuan then relaxed, letting out a sigh of relief, who would have thought that that one sentence was enough to cause this, succeeded in causing something so strange.

His beautiful, startled face was serious, the tone of speech was so innocent and pure, not a trace of filth could be heard. "Because it was pretty comfortable."

Yan Xuan was stupid, at this moment she couldn't say a complete sentence. "You, y-you, I……"

Who would save her!?

"Who in the world are you?" A prince? An imperial bodyguard? Or…… a court eunuch? Yes, it was possible, looking so evil, it was difficult to say who he was…… male concubine. Thinking about it now, she was very interested in the BL that butler Tang had talked about.

"Last time, she left so quickly that she couldn't remember." He laughed lightly, stroking a wisp of Yan Xuan's black hair, leaning towards her nose, his beautiful eyelashes drooping, "little lady?"

Yan Xuan's mouth had formed an "O" shape.

Addressing her this way, where had she heard it before……

"You, y-you, you were that drunk……" She was about to say drunkard, but she couldn't fit this beauty with that other man. They were polar opposites……

It is said that people who get drunk don't remember what happened after they wake up, how did he remember her?

"The little lady only remembers now, her memory sure is astonishing."

囧……could this count as praising her? She didn't accept it, imitating butler Tang as she rolled her eyes, "before, I didn't know you looked like this, don't you think it's a miracle that I can remember you at all?"
(T/N: 囧 is just a despaired or embarra.s.sed chinese emoji)

"Right, why didn't I think of that." His face turned apologetic, making Yan Xuan smugly raise her nose towards the heavens.

Glimpsing her content expression, he sighed gently, saying something astonishing. "The little lady is so stupid, for her to be able to remember surely is a feat."

Yan Xuan could only smell a sweet, fishy smell coming from her chest and going into her throat, and she nearly vomited.

"I was wrong, brother, how about you let me go, I wasn't supposed to tease you, I promise I won't ever tease you again, I troubled you, you were very generous, why don't you let me go home." She wanted to cry but had no tears, both her hands were being restrained by him, her legs also being firmly grasped, and even her chin was in one of his hands. If she stayed in this position, she definitely would be so sore that she couldn't get out of bed the day after.

"Okay." His ink black pupils flashed mysteriously, his tone mild, similar to that of a nice, big person. He flipped over, lying on one side. Yan Xuan didn't notice the strange gleam in his eyes, immediately sitting up straight, hurriedly wanting to go down.

She hadn't even sat up completely before there was a "whoosh" sound and an unidentifiable object zoomed across in front of her face, almost poking her cute, little forehead.

Yan Xuan opened her bronze eyes. Wha-what was that?

In a panicked state, she glanced to her side, and shockingly found, stuck in the wall, a bright, gleaming dagger!

And, across from the dagger, through the window, there was a figure that was hurriedly slipping away, as if scared of being caught.

That evil monster smiled at her gently, apparently forgetting what had just happened moments ago.

"Concealed? Weapon?" She stumbled over her words, not fully recovering from the shock.

He, as before, stayed in that grandeur position, not even glancing at that concealed weapon, his expression sincere, as if trying to comfort her, "don't worry about it, the imperial palace always does this kind of stuff, I've gotten used to it already."

Brother, do you really think those words are comforting? Yan Xuan's head suddenly righted itself again, "that person wanted to kill you, you knew that already."

He didn't deny it, instead just fiddled with the jade pendant at his waist, red, phoenix eyes as serene as the sea, the corner of his mouth rising.

Whewww finally finished this chapter….. hahh… I’m too slow…..