Doctor Clairvoyant 21: Male Homosexuality

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The four WM doctors as well as Luo Tianwen nodded.

In order to show justice, they separately examined Lin Qi, finally they spoke loudly to the people present: “Jiang Feng’s diagnosis is exactly correct!”

Hearing the approval of Jiang Feng’s diagnosis from the five authorities, the audience all nodded and their eyes turned to Lin Qi.

“Yeah,” Lin Qi admitted: “You are right. I do have a slight lumbar disc protrusion in my waist and serious stomach troubles.”

Lin Qi knew his own illnesses quite well. Since his childhood, his family was poor, and as his grandfather grew older and older, he had to do nearly all the housework alone. In order to save money, he often ate only steamed buns with pickled vegetables for meals. His poor life made him develop many potential illnesses.

“Heh-heh! You are really straightforward to admit that I’m right!” Jiang Feng wore an expression of immense pride. He swished his pen to write down a prescription and threw it to Lin Qi: "This is the prescription I give you, in which there are some latest medicines developed abroad with very good effect. A course of treatment guarantees you a full recovery.

“And of course, it’s not expensive, either. It will cost only 100 thousands yuan. You can afford it, right?” Jiang Feng emphasized the last words, with an ironic tone.

He had learned that Lin Qi came from a poor family in a mountain village.

Seeing this, Jiang Ruoqing was angry and anxious as well. She even wanted to kick her spoiled brother out.

But Lin Qi didn’t care about Jiang Feng’s words at all. Realizing that Jiang Ruoqing was in a bad mood, he turned to her, nodded and smiled at her.

His confident smile and calm look surprised Jiang Ruoqing slightly, and she was calmed down inexplicably.

Seeing that Lin Qi still had time to exchange glances with his sister, Jiang Feng’s brows twisted together and snorted: "Now it's your turn!"

With these words, Jiang Feng sat down and stretched out his arm: “Take my pulse and make your diagnosis.”

Lin Qi smiled, just looking at Jiang Feng quietly instead of taking his pulse.

“Why, are you afraid now?” Jiang Feng sneered: “You could follow me in saying the same thing a moment ago. But now you don’t have the chance to do so, do you?”

Lin Qi shook his head indifferently: “I am not afraid.”

“He-he! Then why don’t you take my pulse?”

“Because I’ve already made my diagnosis!”

  “What?”

When Lin Qi said this, everyone was shocked！

This Lin Qi, how could he say that he had already had his diagnosis with just one glance? Was he the Doctor Miracle?

The four WM doctors couldn’t help sneering. This boy must be a bit too overbearing. Even if he was going to fake, he had to do something decent.

Luo Tianwen looked at Lin Qi. Suddenly he thought for a while and something occurred to him, then he was trembling violently all over.

“All right, since you’ve got an answer, then give it to us.” Jiang Feng took back his arm with a sarcastic look. Could he know the patient’s condition without taking the pulse? It was the first time he had heard of this kind of thing. How ridiculous!

Lin Qi hesitated for a moment and suddenly said: “Are you sure you want me to say it in front of everyone?"

“I think you’re just trying to make a mystery of your diagnosis. Actually you don’t get any answer at all, I’m afraid.” Jiang Feng snorted coldly.

“The four diagnostic methods the traditional Chinese doctors usually employ are observing, listening plus smelling, inquiring and palpating, of which observation will be the first to be used. If you have mastered enough good skills, you  don’t have to take the pulse.” Lin Qi glanced at him, and said flatly: "Your condition is very simple—you’re suffering from hemorrhoids. And you are h.o.m.os.e.xual, which causes your hemorrhoids to recur over and over again due to your unhealthy s.e.xual activities!”

“Homos.e.xual”, the word was like a bolt from the blue. All people present were thunderstruck and their facial expressions became marvelous.

“What the f.u.c.k! It can’t be true. An excellent talent as Jiang Feng, he should have such a quirk.”

“Tell me about it! This great talent is tender skinned. He really has a sort of feminine beauty. I heard that he's always hanging out with guys but never had a girlfriend.”

“It is impossible to judge a man’s heart from his appearance. Aren’t these gays and lesbians popular in today’s society?”

Hearing the idle chats, Jiang Feng almost jumped up: "What nonsense you are talking! How can it be possible that I..."

“Well, you don’t have any symptoms right now. Perhaps even you yourself haven’t realized it. If you don’t believe me, try it by pressing your Dumai Acupoint!”

“As you like!” Jiang Feng reached his hand behind his back to press on his Dumai point, which was in the lower part of the tail vertebra. In order to prove his purity, he pressed hard.

Unexpectedly, he felt a sharp pain coming. He could not help letting out a painful cry, with abnormal sweats on his forehead and a deformed face.

“This acupoint is near the hemorrhoids, and any sensation of pain indicates the severity of the hemorrhoids.” Lin Qi explained.

The people around took his words with a grain of salt and they tried secretly by pressing their Dumai points. A series of yells of “Ouch” from the audience indicated that quite a number of people had hemorrhoids.

“Even though I have hemorrhoids, it doesn’t result from…” Jiang Feng craned his neck to defend himself.

"I have a special way of proving this. Hold out your hand." Lin Qi raised his eyebrows.

Jiang Feng immediately stepped back out of guilt: “Why should I have to hold out my hand as you asked? Why should I obey your order?"

"If you are not homos.e.xual, what are you afraid of? Give me your hand and let me show your hand to everyone else to see what is the difference between a gay and other people!” Lin Qi said, taking a step forward.

“What difference should there be? Don’t try to cheat people around here…”

Although reluctant to admit his s.e.xual tendency, Jiang Feng looked nervous and he hid his hands in the pocket at once so that no one would see them, as if to cover up something.

Just at this time, a telephone ring came out from Jiang Feng’s pocket.

He was now so nervous that he was scared by the ringing of the phone and his hand trembled. The phone fell out of his pocket.

When the phone dropped on the floor, some key was pressed and a voice message was played automatically. To make matters worse, it was a male’s rough voice: “Xiao Feng, you did a good job that night. I'll see you at the Fenghua Hotel today again. Kiss you, Mua!!!”

Originally all people present paid their attention to the two people and the hall was very quiet at this moment, so this rough male voice clearly reached everyone's ears.

After a few brief moments of astonishment, there was a burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone showed an expression of a sudden realization.

 “Oh? A good job that night? Mua?”

 “Tsk-tsk. I shouldn’t have judged a man from his appearance. I can’t believe there should be a man asking you out on a date eagerly.”

“Alas, public morals are really declining day by day. Such tendency to h.o.m.os.e.xuality is really bad.”

These remarks made Jiang Feng's face burning. How he wished there would be a crack in the ground for him to hide. He didn't expect that it was he himself that showed the cloven foot at this time.

Lin Qi laughed and picked up the mobile phone, blew the dust off it, and handed it to him, saying, “Jiang Feng, in fact, I can't see anything from your hand. I only scared you just now. ”

  “What? You…”

Jiang Feng was so angry that he even wanted to kill Lin Qi. He was shaking with a rage out of shame, and he pointed at Lin Qi, yelling: “Lin Qi, I, I will fight you to death today!”

With a roar, Jiang Feng fiercely pounced on Lin Qi. He couldn’t prevent others from gossiping about him privately, but how could he save face when this kind of thing was exposed in the public?

  “Stop!”

Jiang Ruoqing couldn't stand it anymore. She got up and rushed forward to slap heavily on Jiang Feng’s face. In her clear voice she yelled: “Don’t you think it's shameful enough? Get out of here! "

"Sis, you should slap me? "Jiang Feng, covering his swollen cheeks with his hand, said in astonishment.

“I don’t have a brother like you. I didn’t expect the rumor to be true.”

More or less, Jiang Ruoqing had also heard some gossip, but her brother had been outstanding in all aspects, so she didn’t take these gossips seriously. She just didn't expect to hear about them in person today. She felt it was absolutely disgraceful to the family and he put her to shame.

“Sis, I, I was just for momentary curiosity. And after all it was consensual…” Jiang Feng was still to explain.

“Shut up!” Jiang Ruoqing interrupted him with twisted eyebrows and a terrible expression on her face: “Go away from here! Don’t appear until you’ve thought deeply about your own behavior and realized your mistake! Out!”