My Multiverse Trip 438 Androids.

I paid attention and soon the signs started to show up. Entire cities killed off. Goku was down due to the heart virus. Piccolo has fused with kami so th earth dragon b.a.l.l.s became null. Dende would be picked as the G.o.d of the planet meaning I'd get some new dragon b.a.l.l.s with 3 wishes. And finally trunks was back. So finally it was the fun time I'd been waiting for.

I fly off too wait for the show to begin. Gohan was currently studying in hogwarts and kale was shopping with the some of the girls around the kingdom so it was just me for today.

I flew off towards the source of some fighting I had sensed. Learning how to sense ki was really helpful.

Soon enough I arrived at a highway road. There was vegeta and trunks and there was the androids it looked like the fighting had just begun so I quickly took out my phone to record it. This was a grand moment.

Vegeta with his shiny bald head getting absolutely s.h.i.t on by android 18.

Not even a compet.i.tion.

There was a loud snap as 18 breaks vegetas arm and b.i.t.c.h slaps him into a mountainside. Of course they notice me but I don't really interfere as I enjoy vegeta getting stomped on.

However I am approached by android 16 tall guy red Mohawk loves animals.

"Who are you?" He asks me.

"Oh I'm Ryan currently I'm a saiyan just like vegeta and goku." I say pointing my phone towards the collapsed vegeta.

"You know the location of goku?" He asks in a serious tone.

"Yeah he's currently in a coma from a heart virus so." I put away my phone and look at the three androids.

"You guys aren't planning to just go around killing people are you?" I ask.

The poncy idiot with long black hair sneers. "And what if we are?" He asks.

"Well i would have to destroy you." I say with a simple smile.

"Do you really think you could do that? I mean your friends over there were beaten to a pulp if your at their level you won't stand a chance." He says with a mocking look.

"Oh I'm not really their friends and as for me being at the same level well you see I could kill them all without breaking a sweat. Isn't that right d.i.c.khead?" I ask vegeta who just moans in pain.

"Your quite confident aren't you?" 17 asks me before rushing at me.

I block every single attack with a single finger. "Well you could say I am very confident."

They all take on a serious look and rush me at once. "It makes no difference to me if you all come at once however attacking someone out of nowhere is quite rude." I say moving just a bit faster.

After a minute or so they actually give up. "Who are you? Your not in any of the records?" 16 asks again.

"Well it's kind of hard to record someone who never shows up." I point out. "Anyway I'll ask once more are you going to be killing off innocent people because if you are I'll just flatten you this instant."

"No we aren't." Finally 18 answers.

"Well that's good." I pull out a sword from my inventory and rush at 17 before I grab him by the face and shave his head. "As for you I really don't like your smug looking face I'm sure you and vegeta will make the perfect d.i.c.khead twins, you can even be the big brother."

I tattoo a d.i.c.k on his head while he struggles and shouts. "Quit being such a girl it's only permanent."

While I'm tattooing 17 I give some friendly advice. "By the way there is an experiment of Dr.Geros actively hunting you down right now to absorb your bodies and make himself stronger. Right now he could probably beat you and absorb you so I'd be on the look out for that."

"Thank you for the information." 18 says not really minding that I'm making her brother look like a fool as he is an arrogant s.h.i.t.

"As for you 16." I point a little silver pin like object at him and erase his objective to kill goku. "How are you feeling now?" I ask.

He checks his systems before responding. "Much better however my primary objective has been erased what do I do now?" He asks in confusion. 18 just stares in shock.

"My advice would be to live a good life maybe open up a petting zoo or something but that's only after you defeat cell or whatever." I say finishing the d.i.c.k mark on 17 with a fancy flourish and polishing up his head to a nice shine. "Good stuff." I finally let him go as he rushes off to look for a mirror.

16 ponders for a moment. "Thank you for your advice I'll take it into consideration."

"Well that was all I was here for I must say I enjoyed the show." I walk over and kiss the back of 18's hand. "Your work and beating up vegeta was absolutely beautiful. Anyway see you all later."

Before I can fly off trunks shouts. "What your just letting them go!?!"

I stop for a second. "Well yeah they haven't really done anything besides steal some money and a car I don't think that calls for me to kill them besides they beat up your dad that actually earns me quite a few favorability points." I point out.

"But they are evil!?" He shouts.

"Uhh 17 is probably evil." I agree. "However I'm pretty sure 16 just likes animals and 18 just likes to shop?" I look at them for confirmation and they both nod. I wave my hand towards them as if to say 'see?' Then fly off. I shout over my shoulder. "Remember any evil stuff I'll have to kill you."