My Multiverse Trip 331 331. War...Huh...Yeah. What Is It Good For.

I smile at the childish girl.

"Yep finally time for you guys to head back to soul society and cause some trouble I'll be tagging along for the ride." I say clapping my hands.

"Now there's a few people who you aren't supposed to engage. The most dangerous being yoruichis little stalker. sui-feng. She has that nasty little ability if she touches you twice in the same spot you die. honestly other than that the rest are all free game. just try not to kill the good guys." I say to the overexcited bunch.

We make our way to uraharas shop. I had told him before hand a few weeks ago to prepare a gate to soul society.

There's an impressive group in the shop at this point. All the visoreds, yoruichi and me.

"I don't know why you asked for me to make it so far away and with zero hiding abilities. but the portal is ready."

Yoruichi hops onto my shoulder in her cat form and gets comfy.

Soon a ma.s.sive black gate opens.

"Better run fast I don't know when the cleaner will be coming." urahara says looking at the gate.

we jump in and the gate closes and we hear a loud rumbling looking back there is the cleaner for the soul tunnel.

"I swear he does this s.h.i.t on purpose." I say making a run for it with the rest of the group.

After a while of running there's a light at the end of the tunnel. With a quick jump we leap through it and it closes behind us with a snap.

We are in mid air falling towards the ground. Off in the distance you can see soul societies ma.s.sive walls.

we easily land and I spread out my divine sense locking on to everyone and searching.

Soon I find exactly what I was looking for.

"If any of you guys attack me I'm going to be seriously p.i.s.sed." I make a few handsigns and my body morphs into the perfect image of aizen.

They tense up.

"It's still me you idiots I'm just going to sow a little discord before we get there." I say in my same voice.

I pop off and appear in front of my targets.

Standing in front of me is someone I've never liked at all. mayuri kurotsuchi. The captain of squad 12 and a sick f.u.c.k who likes to experiment on people.

"Well well captain aizen what an unpleasant surprise." he says.

With a snap of my blade his head flies off and I push my hand into his chest tearing out his soul.

His vice captain nemu looks at me in shock and readies her battle stance.

I pop out my universal mult.i.tool and wave it towards her rewriting her memories. bionic waifu get.

I fake knock her out and pick her up before popping off again quickly storing her in the kingdom for later.

however I keep mayuris head and drop it off in aizens office.

Of course this is all seen by some people. and wouldn't you know it aizen is dealing with some of his sneaky s.h.i.t and there's no one to vouch for him.

I quickly pop back to the group startling them.

I let go of my transformation going back to my regular form.

"What did you do?" Asks yoruichi.

"I killed mayuri and kidnapped nemu. I have a strong disgust for people who use others for test subjects and plus his face just screams f.u.c.king kill me." I say as they all look at me funny.

"I thought you said not to kill?" shinji asks not really caring as he too dislikes mayuri.

"I said don't kill the good guys. you can kill kaname tosen though if you see him as he's a traitor however try not to kill gin I like his character." I say wiping blood off on my jeans.

"Isn't gin also a traitor?" Kensei asks.

"Nah its a bit complicated. Him and rangiku where childhood friends and one day aizen came along and robbed her of most of her spirit power and he promised to get it back. He does it in a stupid way though." I say remembering the man.

"Eh sounds like a man of sheer willpower and determination to keep going after so long." Kensei says.

"Well let's ring the dinner bell to alert them to our presence." I say with a smile.

"How do we do that?"

a beam of destructive energy appears on my finger I aim it towards soul society and fire.

Alarms start ringing and a giant shield goes up over the walls.

With a loud boom my cero hits the shield rocking the city.

"It's not polite to enter someone's house without knocking." I say.

The 4 gates slam down barring all entry to the city.

"Seems they don't like visitors." I chuckle.

"idiot how are we going to get in the city now." hiyori shouts smacking me with her flip flop.

"We are going to be fired out of a giant cannon." I say with a dead serious face.

"Your f.u.c.king joking right?"

"Nope."

"Where the h.e.l.l do we find a giant cannon?" hiyori asks.

"Well my dad's clan has one and I'm sure we can be allowed to use it." I tell her.

"That is true the shiba clan do have a cannon as they use it to launch fireworks for celebrations." yoruichi confirms.

"Well lead the way I've got no f.u.c.king idea where anything is at." I tell the cat who points me in a certain direction.